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It doesn't get better better than this I thought. Maybe some dessert after a few more beers. No way buddy she said. Every Friday night I would hear her coming over the hills to the Damneara Ranch in her 1965 Ford half ton, I always knew the sound of her truck by the sound of the mufflers. They would crackle and snap when she took her foot off the accelerator. By the time she was at the gate I was in the truck ready to go. One Friday night we went to Port Hope and got 4 cases of beer. 24 bottles per - case. It was a long weekend and we were going to her friend's cottage, cottage, for the weekend and heaven forbid if we ran out of beer. . ■ , > Wheri we got to her trailer we had a pausé, for the cause and a couple of beers. Sarah Ann Louise announced that she could drink me under the table. So we started drinking beer for beer. I lost count on beer 31 and don't remember anything else until the next morning when I woke up with just my cowboy hat on. Sarah was standing by the stove cooking breakfast and whistling. "What a Friend we have in Jesus." She said hurry up and get your breakfast breakfast and we'll get going; before you change our mind. I can't remember where we were going or what promise I had made but it wasn't to the cot tage because we headed west toward Toronto. My head ached terrible all the way to the City and in bit and pieces I found out what I had said. I guess I loved her dearly and we were getting tattoos and yes she had drank me under the table badly. When we got to the tattoo parlour she wasn't long picking picking out the little tattoo she wanted. When I was young everyone that knew me called me by my nickname which was "Clyde" and that's what she had tattooed on her shoulder in a little heart. I didn't want a tattoo but Sarah wanted me to put a scroll on my arm saying, "Forever Faithful Sarah Ann Louise." I was trying to explain my forearms weren't big enough for all that writing, writing, when the police rushed in the door. They had raided the place because there, was a body rub parlour in the rear of the building. The Police sent us packing packing and I escaped getting a tattoo that day. Sarah was sure I would get a tattoo as soon as my arms got bigger but all the beer and stew she fed me the rest of the summer summer never helped. In September Sarah went to school in KempUtville and when she came home at Christmas she had a biker friend who already had tattoo's. tattoo's. Jim her biker friend got tolled on his bike a few years later and anytime after that when she would ask me if I was seeing someone special I would say yes. I sure didn't' want any tattoos. We always remained good friends and when she would call she would always say "how's my Clyde" and I was realty her's and I told them so at the funeral. Call me to buy or sell... Orono and area's real estate représentative. .. 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