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Celebrates 1st Birthday The Canadian Statesman. Bowmanville, August 8, 1984 Forthcoming Marriage Mr. and Mrs. Don Innis wish to announce the forthcoming marriage of their daughter, Tammylee Margaret to Larry Thomas, son of Mr. and Mrs. Tom Sisson, Arthurette, N.B. Wedding to take place September 1st, 1984 at St. George's Anglican Church, Newcastle. z INSURANCE FOR CANADIAN RESIDENTS - SCash Burial 1 g Insurance Plan E I 45-85 I age group. V) 111 Q <0 HI oc z < Q < z < u DC o IL 111 o z - < DC ZD CZ) z (Z> =6000 in cash. 1 NO MEDICAL EXAMINATION Good anywhere in the world You don't want to leave a financial burden on loved ones. UNITED AMERICAN INSURANCE CO. c/o Harold Hay 35 Churchill Ave., Oshawa L1G3K5 MAIL THIS TODAY FOR FREE INFORMATION NAME. Ui Q (Z> til DC Z < Q < Z < o DC o ll HI O z < DC => </> ADDRESS. ■ APT. CITY. PROVINCE POSTAL CODE OCCUPATION AGE Your Choice □ Individual Plan □ Joint Plan Member of the J2] 6/20/84 INSURANCE FOR CANADIAN RESIDENTS 30 m v> 5 m z H <Z) z (Z) c 30 > z o m ■n O 30 O > z > a > z 30 m CZ) o m z H CZ) z CZ) c 30 > z o m n O 30 o > z > o > z Hi ! My name is Scott Maxwell and my parents are Lisa and Russ. I have just celebrated my first birthday. Proud grandparents are Charlie and Diana Green and Betty and Russ Maxwell. z Byline... By Peter Parrott When you break the law of gravity, the penalty penalty is paid in stitches, cuts, bruises, and fractures. fractures. That's what happened happened about a, week and a half ago when a: freak bicycle accident 1 sent me over the handlebars handlebars and into the emergency ward of Memorial Hospital. The damage includes about a ten or twelve stitches, one broken nose, a chipped finger, and assorted scrapes and scratches from my forehead to knees. Of course, it's not just the pain and suffering to get used to. It's also a matter of wearing facial facial bandages that make one look like an extra from a Grade B horror movie. One tends to stand out in a crowd. Then, there are the jokes about getting into a fight with one's wife. Jokes about whether I should have asked Mommy and Daddy for a two-wheeler. Jokes about whether or not the injury will affect my nose for news, I think I've heard them all and possibly invented a few new ones. Walking out of the suture suture room with more patches and stitches than a country quilt, I still had the feelingthat maybe I was lucky after all. For one thing, no Trucks! Trucks! Trucks! Gas, Diesel, Short Box, Long Box King Cab, 4x4's UP TO M000 OFF! MIDWAY MOTORS™ 1300 Dundas St. E. Whitby "T* MAJOR MOTION 668-6828 FROM NISSAN teeth were lost and there were no skull injuries. injuries. They x-rayed my head and found nothing, nothing, as another old joke goes. I guess the worst part about this kind of injury injury is haying to explain explain it to everybody who sees the damage for the . first time. They're fascinated, of course. But for the victim victim who has discussed the mishap in detail a hundred times already, the topic starts to wear rather thin. How did it happen? is the most common question. question. I wish there were a dramatic answer to that one. But, in fact, it is the kind of mishap which happens through stupid mistakes. I wasn't swerving to avoid a truck, nor did I have a car door opened in front of me in heavy traffic. I was almost home from a relatively long ride. I had momentarily lost my concentration and suddenly the front wheel swerved abruptly abruptly on a patch of gravel. Next thing I knew, I was flying to an unhappy landing in the dirt. Ever notice how it is that when something like that happens to you, it seems to occur in slow-motion. I think I can remember every tumble as I run the incident incident through my mind on instant replay. The moral of the story? Well, I'd always known that a bike is a dangerous instrument which must be handled with more precision and more care than a car. Although it moves in the low range of the typical traffic speed, it offers no protection to the rider. Furthermore, it is often overlooked by drivers of cars who either fail to sec bikes or fail to understand matters such as the speed at which they arc moving. All of these things 1 knew, of course. But now, I won't forget. It's the moment when you least expect it that an accident often occurs. Heart Fund Exceeds 1984 Campaign Goal Once again, the "Canadian "Canadian Heart Fund", Ontario Division, has exceeded its financial campaign objective. objective. The 1984 "Heart Fund" campaign conducted during during February in Ontario went over its objective of $9,050,000 by $10,500. In releasing the final results, results, Patrick T. Johnson, 1984 "Heart Fund" chairman, chairman, expressed the deep gratitude of the organization organization to the thousands of donors and volunteer canvassers canvassers across the Province who helped put the "Fund" over the top. For the past 30 years, the Ontario Heart Foundation, which administers the money collected by the "Heart Fund", has supported supported research into heart disease and results of this research have benefitted many. As the results of this research unfolded, it became became evident that there was a co-relation between heart disease and stroke. Realizing the similarities of cause between heart disease disease and stroke and the need for more vital research research in both areas, the Foundation decided to change its name to the "HEART AND STROKE FOUNDATION OF ONTARIO". ONTARIO". The change is effective effective immediately. The new name clearly enunciates the Foundation's Foundation's Intention of expanding expanding in the area of stroke, and it reflects and creates an awareness of this combined role. Through this name change, an awareness will be created for the public which will demonstrate the Foundation's involvement as a combined effort to produce produce a unified approach to raising more money, to support support more research, that will utlimately save more lives. The Reverend John Peters solemnized the wedding of Mabel (Vanstone) Trimble and Kenneth James Ubsdell, on Saturday, June 30th, 1984, at 5 p.m. in Trinity United Church, Bowmanville. The bride's parents are Charley and Florence Van- stone, 63 Liberty Street South, Bowmanville and the groom's parents are Stanley and Mary Ubsdell, 210 Forest Hill, Frederick, New Brunswick. Given in marriage by her parents the bride wore an ivory, street length gown, designed with a scalloped bodice. Wearing a ring of flowers in her coiffeur, she carried a bridal bouquet of roses, lily of the valley and baby's breath. The bridal attendants were Kelly Jackson, Monicia Vella, Marcy Drumm, Elaine Trimble, and Betly-Jean Trimble. The groom's attendants were Larry Jackson, Steve -.«9% Vella, Tom Drumm, Scott Weatherup and Scott Richards. The flower girl was Rachael Jackson, and the ring bearer Stanley (Chuckie) McMullen. A reception was held at the Legion Hall where the mother of the bride received the guests in a blue, street length dress and matching corsage. Leaving for a honeymoon at Red Oak Inn, Peterborough, the bride wore a rose coloured, coloured, street length dress. Mr. and Mrs. Ubsdell are now residing at 66 West Beach, Bowmanville. Don t Wait For September To Lose Find Out Why It s In The Bag JOIN WEIGHT WATCHERS before August 31. 1984 Attend 9 consecutive weeks and receive n beautiful Quick Start Tote Bag -FOKfc^ And, finally, I think the staff of Memorial Hospital did an excellent excellent job with the stitches, x-rays, ice packs, and bandages. It's nice to know that when you ido a cartwheel on a| bicycle! like I did, there's a place where compassionate compassionate professionals can ease the pain, close the wounds, and generally generally put you on the road to recovery. If all this sounds a little little dramatic, perhaps it's because it happens to be my first (and, hopefully, my only) major accident. When it first happened, I was afraid afraid I'd end up with plastic surgery and the need to wear a bag over my head for the next six months. Actually, the injury probably isn't much worse than a professional professional football player faces three or four times a season. Now that the stitches are out and the swelling has subsided, I can actually actually look at myself in the mirror again and drink from a glass rather than a straw. So, I'd just like to thank all those who helped put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Police Briefs Two juvenile suspects were taken into custody by Durham Regional Police last Friday after pedestrians pedestrians were shot by a pellet gun on Orono's main street. The incident, which oc- ■ curred at approximately 2:30 p.m. resulted in injuries injuries to four persons who reported that they had been struck in the legs and back by pellets. A pellet rifle was seized following the incident and the two suspects were turned over to the Durham Regional Police Youth Bureau. A safe which had been reported reported stolen from the Armstrong IGA Store in Orono last week was recovered recovered on Wednesday, August August 1, north of Taunto ltd., off Tainblyn ltd. The vault, with a damaged door, was returned to the IGA. 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