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New Credit News Con' t We would also like to wish Fred LaForme an enjoyable stay at the Hagersville Hospital. Hurry up and get those joints oiled up Fred! Joketime John was admitted to the hospital. The doctors operated on his stomach & found they had opened his wife's male. (?) Last spring I received this note from my wife who was waiting for me in Honolulu: "On my 25th birthday you were away at war. On my 50th birthday you were away at war. If this situation has not improved by my 75th birthday, I'm cutting out!"