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l l l manners: ruse-,1 \tbn£;1... l: ti l 3 m._.â€"â€"-â€"~â€"â€"- in NEED FEAR IT N0 Lulu a~ 'GRAVEI‘gWARDED OFF AND CURED BY DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. â€"_ Manitoba Man Tells How His Uri- nary Troubles Vanished Before the Great Canadian Kidney Re- nicdy. Hamrlik, Man., Nov. 30 (Special) ~Probably there is no disease to which man is heir that causes such a general dread as Gravel, or Stone in the Bladder. The frightful pains it brings and the terrible operations it necessitates causes a shudder of apprehension whenever it is men- tioned. But there is really no rea- son why any man or woman should fear Gravel. It is purely and Isimply a Kidney disease, and as sucn can be either cured or guard- ed against by the use of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Take the case of Mr. Calvin R. Snyder, well known here. He says :â€"_ ' "‘In the spring of 1907 I was al- most laid up from a lame-back and was also troubled with excessive urination. I got a box of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and used them with satisfactory results. Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills are the best‘Kidney me- dicine I ever heard of.” If you follow Mr. Snyder’s e7;- ample and use Dodd’s Kidney Pills for slight urinary disorders, you will never be troubled with Gravel. If you have Gravel, 'Dodd’s Kid- "ney- Pills will cure it. ' Heâ€"‘â€"”Miss Kitty, I’ve heard it :said that a kiss without a mous- tache is like an‘ egg without salt. Is that so ’l” Sheâ€"“lNell, really, I don’t knowâ€"I can’t tellâ€"~for in all my life I neverâ€"” .I-Ieâ€"“Now, now, Miss Kitty!” .ate an egg without salt.” Salmon, pike, and goldfish are supposed never to sleep. It is easier for most people to heave a sigh than to raise a laugh‘. ‘BI-mdwxmmn Ara-4 mâ€"~r Sheâ€"â€"-.‘ ‘Never ‘ Arm-cum ~gszrn”... ,-. . THE CHART DIDN’T SHOW IT. There is no occasion which pre- sents such terrible advantage to the practical joker as that of a sea voyage, and there is none on which his joeosities become more unbear- able. The'following inCident 'em- bodies one of his most ambitious efforts. - . \Vhen we were in the middle of the Gulf of St. Lawrence, and the nearest coast was 200 miles away, a Yankee quietly remarked :â€" “Wal, I guess we are quite close to land now. It ain’t more’n three; quarters of a mile away, nohow: Personally we took no interest in facts of this nature, and were con- tent to sit and believe, but many exâ€" cited travellers dashed out. of the smoking-room to have a look at the long-hopcd-for continent. They presently came back in the worst of tempers, saying that the charts and all other authorities declared the land to be at least 200 miles away, and that there was certain- ly none in sight. _> n “Wal, I didn’t say the shore, _ returned the champion joker. f‘I guess there’s land right under us), not threeâ€"quarters of a mile away. TITTLEATTLE. Hope is the mother of disappointâ€" ment. . . Some people would rather follow than lead. I Forgetting a favor is easmr than forgiving an injury. Marriage sometimes converts a courtship into a battleship. An empty head may contain a lot of useless information. An ounce of'help is worth several pounds of talk about it. . ‘ . The heyday of youth is not in it with the payday of manhood. It takes a woman to drive a bar-t gain, and a man to drive nails. MOTHERS ! Give the Children a Chance. Spanking does not cure children ofbcd: Wetting. There is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers. Box 'indsor, Ont,, will send free to any L to V. 3‘ r successful home treatment, mother he _ with full instructions. Send no money, but wrile her lo-day if your children trouble you in this way. Don’t blame the child, the chances are it can’t help it. TlllS treatment also cui’e adults and'aged people troubled with urine difficulties by day or night . “ch,” remarked Mrs. Malaprop- On a big oak-tree there are more Partington, “we had a lovely time than 7,000,000 leaves. We Must Go from heated rooms to the cold - uter air, and theâ€"change sets us coughing. 'Cur. ‘ ng winter colds is not hard if ou take Allen’s ‘ .ung Balsam. nd dangerous; Professor (examining medical studentlâ€"“If you were called out t9 a patient, what is the first ques- ‘tion you would ask?” Medical Stu- dentâ€"“Where he lived.” I y in Venice. There are no cabs there, on know, because the streets are all full of water. One hires a chan~ idelier and he rows you about in a A neglected col is troublesome! dongolahn / ' A Ilcqiiisite for the Rancher.â€" iOn the cattle ranges of the 'West, where men and stock are far from doctors and apothecaries, Dr. Tho- mas’ Eclectric Oil.is kept on hand by the intelligent as a ready made medicine, not only for many human There can be a difference of opin- ills, but as a horse and cattle medi- ion on most subjects, but there is cine of. surpassing merit. A horse only one opinion as to the relia- and cattle rancher will iind matters rhility of Mother Graves’ Worm Ex- greatly simplified by usmg this Oil. terminator. V It is safe, sure and effectual. #â€" Colonel Fizzletop was under the Clear JaCk 2” painful necessity of administering a severe castigation to his son .Johnny. After he had completed his labors, he said sternly to the! suffering _ victimzâ€"“Now, tell me why I punished you '9” “That’s it.” I 'sobbed Johnny; “you nearly pound the life out of me, and now you don’t know why you did it.” I aiillled to the Bone ‘l’ A teaspoonful of Pain” ’killer in a on of hot water swee e ' . nod w 11 : . on and avergapold. Avoid substitutes lthgrbrili ‘ at one Painkiller "-â€"Perry Davis'â€"â€"250’ and 500. I .â€" i “That large man thinks himself: a pretty important personage in! this place, doesn’t he ?” asked the stranger. “Important?” exclaimed! the native. “Why, if you tell him1 we’re having fine weather here. he sgv’e’lls up as if he thought he in" 1 . Guestâ€"“Waiter, take back thisl beef-steak. It isn’t cooked enough.” ’ Waiterâ€"-“I thought you wanted it underdone, sir?” â€"â€"“Undcrdonc! Why, you can hear it bellow.” v “do; things they make others smart - lit. is “Salada.” said you‘ more clelicious and Amandaâ€"“I wish I knew how I could make you very, very happy, Jackâ€"“Well, write to your father and ask him to donâ€" ble your dowry!” Be Sure on get the kind you have always had. “The D «5!. " Menthol Plaster. For rheumatism neuralgia, otc.. nothing is better. .Made only bj Davis & Lawrence company. Country Doctor’s Coachman (to horse that has stopped at house of former patient)â€"“Go on, you fool. He’s dcat .” Are you a sufferer with corns? If you me, get a bottle of I'Iolloway’s "om Cure. It has never been known to fail. ‘ .. Australia’s only beast of prey is the dingo, a wild dog. - I Every time some people say smart The tea you buy may be good, but you may be quite sure it is‘if It infinitely denidcdly more it’s Guest, econollllC‘t‘tl than other teas because} so iaw. :1. goes farther. RECO .utiznn HIM. Blinks. after inviting his friend! i l I ‘career-cseiasvraz-nrz I ‘- BEG MONEY for agents selling our toilet soaps ‘ Lots making $5.00 a clay.. Write at " once for full particulars to the Box 332, Toronto. ruggfiit ' $113-$139}; â€" QHENflâ€"LE CURTAINS and ell kind: of house Hangings. also MGR BURTAIN DYE” 8‘ “Ewan “unreal-:1 u: LIKE NEW. Write to us about yours. cameo REMIOAH DYEIHO 00.. Box 158. Montreal , in every locall 3‘ WA NTED in cum all - . mung-p the United State! u to advertise our goods. tack up showcuds In all conspicuous places and distribute small advaitislng matter. Commission or saint 63 pct Ionkh and expenses $4 per day. Steady war a year round 3entlrely new plan; no experience required, rite {or particulars. Will. R. WARNER MED. 60., London, Ont, Canaan. .u. >~~,v~â€"'â€"‘v « ,-...\ -........c...~. ‘ GADE. “You give me a pane,” said the window sash to the glazier.“ “That’s all. right,” rejoined the man with the putty knife, “but it will be charged up to your boss, just the same.” w RENEW YOUR YOUTH. Never before has the struggle for social and comfhercial success been so keen as in our own day, and to the victor and the vanquished alike comes a time when nerves and body cry for rest. Nature and science have combined to produce an envir- onment where tired men and woâ€" men may renew their youth. On the main line of the Grand Trunk Railway System, at St. Oatharines, Ontario, is situated “The Wel- lanc ,” where the ills of life are alâ€" leviated by bathing in the Saline Springs of the “St. Catharines Well,” under proper medical su- ervision and attendance. Apply to J. D. McDonald, District Pas- senger Agent, Toronto. The Parsonâ€"â€"“Ah, Pat, wasting mon your money in there again! You ought to put by for arainy day.” Patâ€"“Sure, then Oi’d never spend CHARGE on THE LIGHT BIH: i h letters are placed at equal dis- STOPS AND POINTS. Punctuation’Originated in the Third Century. Punctuation by means of stops ]and points, so as to indicate the meaning of sentences and assist the reader to a proper enunciation, is ascribed originally to Aristophanes, a grammarian of Alexandria, Egypt, Ewho lived in the third century 13.0. lWhatevcr his system may have ‘been, it was subsequently neglect- ,ed and forgotten, but was reintroâ€" duced by Charlemange, the various stops and symbols being designed by Warnefried and Alcuin. The present system of punctuation was introduced in the latter part of the 'fifteenth century by ,Aldus Manutius, a Venetian printer, who was responsible for our full‘stop, colon, semicolon, comma, marks of interrogation and xelamation, par- enthis and dash, hyphen, apos- trophe and quotation marks. These were subsequently copied by other printers, until their_use be~ came universal. Most ancient languages were in- nocent of any system of punctua- tion. In many early manuscripts tancesapart, _,Willll_ no connecting - link between, even in the matter of spacmg, an arrangement which must have rendered reading at sight somewhat difficult. A Cure for Costiveness.-â€"Costive- ness comes from the refusal of the excretory organs to perform their ' duties regularly from contributing causes usually disordered digestion. Parmelee’sflchetablc Pills, prepar- ed on scientifis principles, are so compounded that certain, ingredi- ents in them pass through the .sto- mach and act upon the bowels so’ as- to remove their torpor'and arouse them to proper action. Many thou- sands are prepared to bear testiâ€" y to their power in this respect. Sheâ€"“This dress doesn’t become ut at all. It’s laid up wid rheuma- my compleXlon- I “11151 Change iii-"l tism Oi am when the weather’s wet, and can’t go out o’ the house.” Heâ€"“More expense? I can’t stand it; you’ll ruin me!” Sheâ€"“You silly! I don’t mean the dress -â€"â€" I In Nature’s Storehouse There are mean the 00ml310Xi0n-" Curesâ€"Medical experiments have shown conclusively that there are medicinal virtues in even ordinary plants growing up around us which give them a value that cannot be estimated. It is held by some that Nature provides a cure for every disease which neglect and ignorance have visited upon man. However, this may be, 'it is well known that Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, distill- ed from roots and herbs, are a sov- ereign remedy in curing all disor- ders of the digestion. LIQUOR AND round urn ' A. McTAGGART, M.D., 0.11.. 75 Yonge Street. Toronto, Canada. References as to Dr. Mc'l‘aggart's professions; standing and personal in! egrity permitted by: ’ Sir W. R. Meredith, (thief Justice. Hon. G. w. R035, ex-l’remier of Ontario. Rev. N. Burwash, D. 1)., President Victoria College. ' i Rev. Father Teafy, President of St. Michael's Cello a. Toronto. Rig it Rev. A. Sweetman. Bishop 01 Toronto. Rev. Wm. MacLaren, D. D., Principal Knox‘ College, Toronto. 'Dr. Mc’l‘aggart's vegetable remedies {or the liquor and tobacco habits are healthful. safe, inexponswe home treatments. No by podermlc Every time a man refuses to hear B‘WW’M» “0 Publicity. no loss of time from what-we have to say, we are usu- ally conceited enough to declare that he “won’t listen to reason.” He Reasonable Man expects .o cure a neglected bold in a day. But time and Allen’s Lung Balsam will overcome the cold and stave oil consumption. Cough will cease and lungs be sound as a new dollar. Our idea of a sane man is one who can be in love Without acting foolish. Often what appear to be the most trivial occurrences of life prove to be the most momentous. Many are disposed to regard a cold as a slight usiness. and a certain cure. Consultation correspondence invited. assets as a‘_ AND Hurnnwous seen is what every lady desiresto serve at her table. BOVREL thing, deserving of little consider-“is the concentrated nourishment atiOn, and this neglect often re- sults in most serious ailments on- tailing years of suffering. Drive out colds and coughs with Bickle’s Flakes it Flore taStY Syrup, the re. . increases its value as a food. Aiiti-Consuniptive cognizcd remedy for all affections of the throat and lungs. The difference between fame and notoriety is that in the case of no- toriety they usually get your name spelled correctly. I l of beef. A little added to' any kind of soup and greatly A little B'OVRIL in the graVy is an improvement with roasts of all kinds. .Btl’llll. as new urr ________________'______..____â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"~ “For three weeks I actually had to be fed like one feeds a baby, because my hands and arms were so covered with comma that they had to be bound up all the time." That is the experience of Miss Violet M. hIcSorley, of 75, Gore Street, Sault Ste. Marie. She adds: “I could not hold spoon nor fork, From finger tips to elbows the dreaded disease spread, my finger nails came off and my ‘ flesh was one raw mass. The itching and the pain were almost excruciating. I had three months of this torture and - at one time amputation was discussed.” “Zam-Buk alone saved my hands and arms. I persevered with it and in the end had my reward. To-day, I am cured completely of every trace of the dreaded eczema, and I fervently hope that sufferers from skin disease may know of my case and the miracle Zam-Buk has worked.” ' . Zam-Buk is without equal for eczema, , ringworm, ulcers, abscesses, piles, cracked hands, cold sores, chapped places, and all skin injuries and diseases. Druggists and stores at 50 cents a box, or post free from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto, for j same price. You are warned against ' _ L dangerous substitutes sometimes oliered ', as "just as good.” 'l.‘l Km 1. "-u:&~ " A. .l. Harrison-ace. 33-35 seen smsér, TORONTO, Stock Brokers & Financial Agents. COBfiLT and other stocksbought and sold on commission. Correspondence muted. Orders may be wired at our expense. -- OPEN FOR test case glass Ship early 12ml obtain highest price. Make us a trial shipment, Catalogue on application. References, the Dominion Bank and Commer- cial agencies. A. a. E. PIERCE g. 00.. 507 ST. PAUL. S'I‘., - MONTREAL. 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You’re the same, lfcllcr that pa brought home last lsumnier, and mm was so wild about. ~-â€"â€"â€"â€"‘it that she didn’t speak to pa for; | . a- whole week.” 5on a complete list of ten or twelve of the . t . glee in cents to $5 per share, 5' ,. tor plan. tell propositions on the market, ranging in with full later-- to new to lacy them to make money. ll cars will do. s. la.”lest