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.Zttl.\‘-1Lv:‘â€"“‘ ‘ H How He Get Caught. ‘ They were coming in over one of the ‘ suburban electric lines. when she sud- denly turned towards him with flash- ’ iug eyes, and exclaimed : "‘7‘ Jim Flumlcy, where did you get that n‘ecktie ? " “ Bought. it." “No you did n’t ‘bought it.’ I can ' ‘ store necktie as far as I can see it. That’s hand stitched, and that On- pid on one end and those forget’me-nots 0n the other end are worked in with silk. Nice things to be putting on a young man’s necktie; and you never got it over any counter, either.’.’ “ Did n‘t say I_ bought it over a counter. One of them fakirs sold it to me at the cirâ€"” Here Jim worked up ‘ an artificial cough, and looked out over a. waving cornfield. “ Ah! Jim Flumley. Went to the circus, did you ‘P And you told me how mad you were because you had to work ' and could n't take me; and me believ- ing you all the time. Now, sir, who ' went with you to that show ?” Jim squirmed, looked sneaking apd tried to explain: “I’ll just tell you how it was, Nell. Me and Jennie Tass- lsr ate a philopena, and she caught me and asked me to take‘ her to the cir- cus. How could a fuller get out of it?" “Well, she has check, I must say. 'Why, here’s Jen now,’_’ and the car ‘ stopped to take on a buxom girl, who ' greeted the other two oheerily. “ Hel- lo. Jitn," she said as soon as in her seat, ‘ “ I see you're wearing it." ' Jim tried to look unconscious and < cover the necktie. but Nell was alert and r said. " He told me he bought it." “I like that, now,” declared Jennie, sharply. “ We ate a philopena and he I caught me, I made him the tie, and ‘ then he coaxed me to go to the circus.” Jim, red and perspiring. saw that he “ was being surrounded by two angry wo- >':nen and hastily beat a retreat to the 5" back seat. After the few vigorous “ poll's necessary to ‘light his pipe, be ' pulled his but over his ears, bumped up ‘ despondently in the corner, and was heard to mutter unconsciously : “ Durn » a woman, anyhow.” 0-. His oa’y Off. There were six or eight men talking about a dogfight when I entered a drug store in a Dakota town and asked for Epsom salts, and the drnggist seemed deeply interested. He fussed around and put up a package. and was giving no further heed to me, when I asked : “ Did you put up salts or arsenic for me ? ” “ Salts. of course,” he replied. “ You’d better be sure.” He opened the package. touched his tongue to the contents and said : “ Yes, it’s arsenic, but I ’1] have the salts in a minute.” “I do n’t think I’ll take any.” “ No ? All right. Beg your pardon for the mistake; but, you see. we’ve just had a dogfight and my dog got licked, and I ’m interested in learning whether he had a fair show, or whether somebody kicked him just as he got a good hold.” 0+0 Why She Forgot. “Bridget, I want a pound of steak, :1 bag of salt, two ounces of pepper, a loaf of bread and a pound of butter. Dr. you think you can remember them all. or shall I write them down ? ” “Sure. ma'am. I can remember one by the other. When I have bread, I know I want butter, and when I have steak, I know I want pepper and salt.” “ All right, Bridget. Go, but do n’t be lonfl." Bridget was not long. She was back in a very short time, but with an empty basket. H \Vly, where is the dinner, Brid- get ? ” “‘1 could n't remember one of them, ma’am.” . “ Why, I thought you could remem- ber each article by the one before it.” “Faith. ma’am, I had nothing to rev member the first one by.” 0.. John Could Preach Economy, Too. A clergyman, who enjoyed the sub- stantial benefit of a fine farm. was on one occasion taken down by his Irish plownian. who was sitting.r on his plow in the wheatfield. The reverend gen- tleman, bein;_r an economist, said, with great seriousness: “John, would n’t it be a good plan for you to have a pair of pruningr shears here, and be cutting a few bushes along the fence while the horses are resting a short time? ” John, with quite as serious a countenance as the divine himself. said: “ Look here, Would n't it be well. sir. for you to have a tub of potatoes in the pulpit, and peel "them for the pot while the choir and congregation are singing? " The reve- rend gentleman laughed heartily and left the field. “ I suppose. like all girls, you have «waived an ideal of a husband." "Tee," “ What is it.” “ A man." Warm Weather Bargains! at Campbell’s. WWW .A. Clearing in Muslims. A fine range in cream, pink, blue and white grounds, with floral designs. Regular price 100., selling for 88. A Clearing in Blouses. WE REPAIR WAGGONS AND BOGGIES. If your wheeled vehicles need repairing of any des- cription (we can do the work as well as anybody in the county. We have yet a fine assortment. You may have yOur choice for 25 per cent. Oli' regular prices. 8 patterns left yet of these fine Seotch Ginghams in red and white, blue and white, pink and white checks, and a. few fancy stripes. Regular .12;â€" & 14 ; clearing for 106. A Special in Got-ton Hose. We have in stock 25 doz. Cotton Hose of the kind we used to sell at 2 pairs for 250. They are full Sizes, a. perfectly fast black, with seamless feet.‘ We sell them. now at 3 pairs for - - - We can repaint your buggy and make it look like a. new one, or will sell you a new one and take your old one in part payment. Chambers & Palmer. For anything you are wanting in Summer Goods give us a. call, and we will convince you that we can supply your wants at prices not casxly duplicated. “was-aestwwm. oaMesstt. W. D. PRESS, Agent for canons PIAMS,’ @ SEWER? MACE-EEMES a d . magsEYJAAfims BILL HEADS, POSTERS. DODGERS, SHIPPING TAGS, NOTE HEADS, FARM IMPLEMENTS. LETTER HEADS, y We guarantee good goods at STATEMENTS, PROGRAMMES, reasonable Prices- OIROULARS, BLANK NOTES, Call and see our instruments ENVELOPES, RECEIPTS, ETC., WEDDING INVITATIONS, MEMORIAL CARDS, -. LADIES’ VISITING CARDS. We have lately added a. stock of type and stationery I for printing Wedding Invitations, Calling Cards, etc., and V can turn out first class work at reasonable prices. - and machines before buying. Shop opposite Post-office, FENELON FALLS. MAYIZth, 1902. Come and see samples. “ Gazette” Office. SECOND DIVlSION COURT 'â€"-OF THEâ€"- County 01" Victoria- Francis Street West. he next sittings of the above Court will be held in Twomey’s hall, Fenclon Falls ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 13th, 1902, commencing at 1 o’clock in the afternoon. Thursday, October 2nd, will be the last day of service on defendants residing in this county. Defendants living in other coun- ties must be served on or before Satur- day, September 30th. E. C. EDWARDS, Bailiff. Fenclon Falls, July 8th, 1902. MM- GROCERIES DEPARTMENT. We desire to call your attention to the following line or goods, just received: Choice Cleaned Currants; Choice Seeded Raisins, one pound acka es East Brand) - Fine Filiated Currants; Selected 1Yalengiiia Iiaisins ; Sultaiia. Raisins. A full stock of Crosse & lllllltt ' ilttl ttttm w..- corner May and Francis Streets. SUBSCRIPTION : Toilet and Dinner Sets. For the DeXt tWO Weeks We W111 $1.00 A YEAR, IN ADVANCE offer special value in these goods; also a large stock of Fancy Goods, Lamps etc. BOOT AND SHOE DEPARTMENT. A‘lvertiSi‘Ig'RateS' A full line of the best goods and latest styles money can Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line per annum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent inser- . . “On‘ C°utm°ls by the YW’ “If ye“ °” Call ‘tl’ld see our Men’s Youths’ and Boys’ Sults, also a. mce less, upon reasonable terms. ‘ ‘ ’ l r , 1 f f th line of Ulsters and Overcoats. Tiese (1:18 on y a ew_o e JOB PRINTING executed neatlyicor- lines of new goods just placed 111 stock. You are 111V1ted to “my and at mam“ Prices- take a close look through the stocks and compare prlces whether E' D' “,5?” .- you buy or not. topuetor. . . 1 Our 250. Tea 1s immense va ue. res. McEAELAND. E. D.HAND, Clerk. is printed every Friday at the office, or one cent per week will be added, as long as it remains unpaid. NEW MACHINE SHOP IN FENELOFd FALLS. t t t t t t t t i; The utidersigned has opened a well- equipped Machine Shop on Francis Street East, opposite the north side of Twomey’s hotel, and is now ready to repair all kinds of Farming, Steamboat and Mill Machinery and Bicycles, and to repair or renew the wooden parts of implements. Lawn Mow- crs repaired and sharpened, and Saws sharpened and gummed.. 3? Prices right and all work attended to promptly. . JOHN JONES. Fenclon Falls, April 18th, 1901. CUT STEEL wfl“ CHATELAINES. HAND MADE, "'19- :50 MACHINE MADE, They are USEFUL, STYLISH, _ NOT COSTLY. A LARGE NUMBER or PATTERNS T0 SELECT FROM. Britten Bros., Jewellers. Foot of Kent Street. LINDSAY. Dr. T. P. MCCULLOUGH, ' Specialist, EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT. Will visit Simpsonflouse, Lindsay, every , Wednesday. Hours, 10 a. m. to 4 p. m 1 Consultations, eye,car, new and throat. Peterhorough, corner George and Murray streets. '¢¢@@¢¢@@@ “me"... , . . ,lisher continues to send ..-._â€" 01. STREET or; SOCIETIES. u__, ,,,,.,..;,. .,~ .u_--.-.:E.:g..«s. r. K JIGrHTS OF TENTED MACCABEES Diamond Tent No. 208. Meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block on the first and third Tuesday in each month. Cults, WISE, Com. 0 W. Bunsornu, R. K. ANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFELLOWS Trent. Valley Lodge No. 71. Meet in the Orange hall on Francis street west on the first and third Mondays in each month D. Baokunsnmu, N. G‘. J. T. Tnoitcson Ja., Sec. 0.1.. No. 990. MEET IN THE ORANGE . hall on Francis-St. West on the second Tuesday in every month. J. J. Nansen, W. M. F, J. ALnous, Rec-Sec. NDEPENDENT ORDER of FORESTERS. Court Phoenix No. 182. Meet on the last Monday of each month, in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block. D. GoULn, Chief Ranger. Tues. Aus'rm, R. S. E CANADIAN ORDER OF FORESTERS, Fenclon Falls Lodge No. 626. Meets in the Orange Hall on Francis street west on the first. Thursday of each month. THEO. Jov, Chief Ranger, P. Dumas, Sec. ‘lANADlAN HOME CIRCLES. FENE LON Falls Circle No. 127, meets in the True Blue hall in MeArthur’s Block the first Wednesday in every month. P. C. Buaenss, Leader. R. B. Synvss'rna, Secretary. F. AND A. M., G. R. C. THE SPRY . Lodge No. 406. Meets on the first Wednesday of each month,on or before the full of the moon, in the lodge room in Cunningham’s Block. F. A. McDmamn, W. M. E. FITZGERALD, Secretary. M CIâ€"IURCIâ€"IES.- BAPTIST CHURCHâ€"QUEEN ST REV. - . Benj. Davies, Minister. Preaching servrces every Sunday at 10 30 a. m. and m. Bilge Class and Sunday School at p. m. raise and ra ' Thursday at 8 p. inf p )er seluce on “M M THODIST CHURCH â€"COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev. John Gal-butt, Pastor. Sunday service at 1.0.30 a. m. and 7 p. m. Sabbath School at 2.30 p. m. Epwortb League of Christian Endeavor, Tuesday evening at 8 o’clock. Prayer mectin on Thursday evening at 7.30. g ST. ANDREW’S CHURCHâ€"COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev. R. C. H. Sinclair, Pas- tor. Services every Sunday at 10.30 a. m and 7 p. m. Sunday School every Sunday at 2.30 p. in. Christian Endeavor meeting every Tuesday at 8 p. m. Pra er meetin every Thursday at 7.30 p. m. y g ALVATION ARMYâ€"BARRACKS ON Bond St. Westâ€"Capt. Kivell &; Lieut. Jago. Servtce every Wednesday, Thurs- day and Saturday evenings at 8 p. m., and on Sundays at 11 a. m., 3 p. m. and 7.30 p.111. T. ALOYSIUS R. C. CHURCHâ€"LOUISA Streetâ€"Rev. Father O’Leary, Pastor. Servrces every alternate Sunday at 10.30 a. in. Sunday School every Sunday at2 p. m N T. JAMES’S CHURCHâ€"BOND STREET Eastâ€" Rev. R. MacNamara, Pastor. Servrce every Sunday at 10.30 a. m. and 7 p. in. Sunday School every Sunday at 2.30 p. 111. Bible class ever Th (1 ' at 7.30 o’clock. y urs fly eveumg “MNâ€" . Seats free in all churches. Everybody matted to attend. Strangers cordially welcomed Q MISCELLANEOUS_ N_ __ UBL [C LIBRARYâ€"PATRICK IIELL - n Y Librarian. Open daily, Sunday exceptz ed, from 10 o’clock a. m. till 10 p. in. Book exchanged on Tuesdays and Saturdays from 12 a.m. till 3 p m and in the even' . . . m from 7 to 9. Reading room in connection.g N OST-OFFICEâ€"F. J. KERR, POSTMAS- ‘ ter. Open daily, Sundays excepted from 7 30 a. m. to 7p. m. Mail going soutli closes at 7.35 a. to. Mail going north closes at 11.25 a. in. Letters for registration must be posted half an hour previous to the - time for closing the mails. gm. NEWSPAPER LAW. 1.1A postmasteris required to by etter (returning the paper d oes answer the law), when a subscriber (12:: not take his paper out of the otli . state the reasons for its not beitigcfaiilennd Any neglect to do so makes responsible to the publisherttlhiliihiiihueldter . 2. If any person orders his paper discon. tlnued he must pay all arrearages or tiri- publisher .may continue to send it unt'el payment 16 made. and collect the wh 11 amount, whether it is taken from the chi-8 or not. .There can be no legal disconti w ance Run] the payment is made. un- 3. my person who takes the post-office, whether dit‘euclia‘iipelofihz'n name or another, or whether he has cull)s scribed or not, is responsible for the pa . 4. If a. subscriber orders his paper toyl) stopped at a certain time, and the e the s ' ' bound to pay forit it‘ hc,tnke8 iltbzfiilgl‘ltlis post-office. This proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what he uses ‘ 5. The courts have decided that'refihsjn to take newspapers and periodicals no}: the pest-office, or removing and'léavin‘“ them uncalled for, is prime fac‘i'ehevide (:5 of intentional fraud. ' " "" .' give notice . .. -Wummmâ€"n. ” n-u-l’ - " "M‘"Estimateâ€"yuan.g.t-;-.t....u;-a.z.,..bur... 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