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The Boy From Town. “Last night a boy came here from town To stay a week er so, Because his maw is all run down And needs a rest, you know. His name is Cecil, and he’s eight, And he can’t skin the catâ€"- LHis maw she calls him “Pet”; I’d hate To have a name like that. WAGRRNS AND UGGIES. If your wheeled vehicles need repairing of any des- cription we can do the work as well as anybody in the county. He wears a collar and a tie And can't hang by his toes; I guess that I would nearly die If] had on his clo’s; I He can’t ride bareback, and to-day, When we slid on the straw, He ast if roosters help to lay ' The eggs I pick for maw. We can repaint your buggy and make 1t look like a new one, or Wlll sell you a new one and take your old one 1n part payment. Chambers & Palmer. When our old gander hissedhe run As though ht- thought he’d bite, And he ain’t ever shot, a gun Or had a homemade kite ; He never milked a cow and he Can’t even dive or swimâ€"- I‘d hate to think that he was me, I’m glad that I ain’t him. He thinks it’s hits of fun to pump And see the water spurt, _ But won’t climb in the barn,and Jump, For four of gettin’ hurt. His clo‘s are oflle nice and fine, His hair’s all over curls, His hands ain’t half as big as mine, He ought to play with girls. . A little while ago when we Were foolin’ in the shed Be suddenly got mad at me, w. o. sacs, Because I bumped his hegd. ’ d Agent for There’s lots of things that e cant 0, He think’s that shceg’ll bite, .. And he’s afraid of gun ers too; . But he can light all right. _S E K PIAHOS’ . . 1581'. ' , .._..-._-_~ Mr. Smith’s Warning. and “Look here, what are you doing ‘ MASSEy_HARRIs ‘- there?" - The man who asked the question FARM IMPLEMENTS. :Iseeuied excited, hut the man to whom , " .3: was addressed was not. disturbed in We guarantee good goods at ' nthe least. He was dumping a load of reasonable prices.- . x-ru‘obish on a vacant plot of ground. .- n ‘ “'ils PCl'fCClly apparent l0 t-lle ques ' tiouer, too, so that the question was =cleurly unnecessary as a means of ob- ' mining information. The idea must "have impressed itself upon the man at I work, for he went on with his task. The other man became more excited at this, nun-attention, and asked the question .-again in a lender tone than before. ‘ Then the workman replied, “ I am unloading some rubbish, sir.” ‘ “ But don’t you see that sign ?” de- maded the angry man, pointing to a n'oticeon a post not. ten feet away. “ Yes, sir.” ‘“ What does it say?” “ It says, ‘ Place no rubbish here by order of John Smith,’ ” read the man. ‘- Well, sir,’.’ the anury man went on, “ I am John Smith, tie owner of that .ground l” l “ Glad to know you, sir." I “ None of your impudence, sir, or I will have you arrested l Now, I wish to know why you dump rubbish on my land when there is a notice distinctly ‘forbidding it ?" “ I beg your pardon, Mr. Smith, but that notice does not forbid 'me from (lumping rubbish here.” “ It doesn't, eh? What does it say, then, I'd like to know. sir?” . “Well, Mr. Smith, I’ve read it to ‘ vou once, but I will read it again. if you wish. It says, ‘ Place no rubbnh . here by order of John Smith,’ and l ' have placed none here by order of John J Smith. I work fora man named Rob- insmi." _ At this the man mounted his cart and drove away, leaving Mr. Smith “v ‘l‘\’ thoughtful. The next day the sign was properly :punctuated. _. “An-m. - .â€"»~â€"-â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€" No Chance For Him. ___â€"- and machines before buyino“. Shopiopposite Post-office, . FENELON‘ FALLS. MAY 12th, 1902. . SECOND DIVISICN COURT â€"OF THEâ€" County of Victoria. he next sittings of the above Court will be held in Tiromey’s hall, Fenelon Falls ON MONDAY, OCTOBER l3ih, 1902, commencing at 1 o’clock in the afternoon. Thursday, October 2nd, will be the last day of service on defendants residing in this county. Defendants living in other coun- ties must he served on or before Satur- day, September 30th. E. c. EDWARDS, Bailiff. Fenclon Falls, July 8th, 1902. ‘ . o.) Clerk lllillli illli titlllll is printed every Friday at the office, corner May and Francis Streets. SUBSCRIPTION : $1.00 A YEAR, IN ADVANCE or one cent per week will be added, as long as it remains unpaid. 0 Advertising Rates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line pcrannum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent :nser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or “‘ Just one,” he pleaded. less, upon reasonable terms. “ Only one ?" she asked coyly. “ Only one," he said. “ You will be satisfied with just one llittle one ?" “ Yes,” he closer. But at this she broke away. “ In that case.” she said coldly, “you are utterly lacking in the modern .ac- cumulative spirit that brings prosperity, .f“. and I do not feel that my future would ' be safe in your hands." JOB PRINTING executed neatly, cor- cctly and at moderate prices. E. D. HAND, answered, drawing her I Proprietor. NEW MACHINE SHCP IN FENELON FALLS. He Had Proof. The undersigned has opened a well- equipped Machine Shop on Francis Street East, opposite the north side of ’l‘womey’s hotel, and is now ready to repair all kinds of Farming, Steamboat and Mill Machinery and Bicycles, and to repair or renew the wooden parts of implements. Lawn Mow- ers repaired and sharpened, and Saws sharpened and gummed. 3%“ Prices right and all work attended to promptly. JOHN JONES. Fenelon Falls, April 18th, 1901. _â€".â€"â€" “Say, ma l" “ Wcll ?” “There are seven liars in our class at school.” “ Oh, I wouldn’t. say that, dear. You might. be mistaken.” ‘7 No, I ain't. Yesterday the teacher said all of us that never told a lie should i 4 hold up our hands." ’0 “And there were sown there who didn’t hold up their hands ‘2" I “ No. There were seven that. did.” i _._._.â€"â€"-._.. -9â€" “ But can you keep house ? " he ask- ed doubtfully. for he was above all things a practical man. . _ “If you geta house and put It in 9 my name.” she replied promptly, “ I t." i keep it all right enough}: . . Matters being thus satisfactorily set- tled, their engagement was announced. Dr. T. P. McCULLOUGH, Specialist, . EYE, EAR. NOSE and THROAT. Will visit Simpson House, Lindsay, every Wednesday. Hours, 10 a. m. to 4 p. m Consultations, eye, ear, nose and throat. Peterborough, corner George and Murray streets. 0 d it 0 0 0 0 at Campbell’s. “WWW A Clearing in Muslins. A fine range in cream, pink, blue and white grounds, with floral designs. Regular price 100., selling for A Clearing in Blouses. We have yet a fine assortment. You may have your choice for 25 per cent. off regular prices. 8 patterns left yet of those fine Scotch Ginghams in red and white, blue and white, pink and wlnte checks, and a few fancy stripes. Regular 12% & 14. ;clear1ng for file. A Special in Cotton Hose. We have in stock 25 doz. Cotton Hose of the kind we used to sell at 2 pairs for 250. They perfectly fast black, with seamless feet. them now at 3 pairs for - are full sizes, a We sell Be. 25c. For anything you are wanting in Summer Goods give us a call, and we will ‘ convince you that we can supply your wants at pri ces not. easily duplicated. wm. CAMPRELL. PRINTING. BILL HEADS, NOTE HEADS, LETTER HEADS, STATEMENTS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, 19. POSTERS. DODGERS, SHIPPING TAGS, PROGRAMMES, BLANK NOTES, RECEIPTS, ETC, WEDDING INVITATIONS, MEMORIAL CARDS, LADIES’ VISITING CARDS. . lWe have lately added a stock of type and stationery . for printing Wedding Invitations, Calllng Cards, etc, and can turn out first class work at reasonable pr1ces. Game and see samples. Francis Street West. ' '“ Gazette” Citice. MW l. MT The. goods, just received: Choice Cleaned Currants; Choice Seeded R packages (East Brand); 0 . Valencia Raisins; Sultana Raisms. q Blackwell’s Peels; Soft-shell Almonds; Shel nuts; Shelled Almonds. CROCKERY DEPARTMENT For the nextltwo weeks we will offer special value in these goods; also a large stock of Fancy Goods, Lamps etc. BOOT AND SHOE DEPARTMENT. Toilet and Dinner Sets. mnm. caocnams DEPARTMENT. We desire to call your attention to the following Fine Filiated Currants ; A full stock of Crosse & led Grenoble Walâ€" ' A full line of the best goods and latest styles mone bu Y. READY-MADE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT. line or aisins, one pound Selected y can , . . Call and see our Men’s, Youths’ and Boys Sults, also a nice line of Ulsters and Cv‘ercoats. lines of new goods Just Our 250. Tea is immense value. cos. McFARLAND. wFâ€"Ee HAND MADE, MACHINE MADE, Foot of Kent Street. éfifiéfiflafififi’flEGEBQGCMI it our STEEL 6% CHATELAINES. 6‘ g; USEFUL, STYLISH, They are NOT COSTLY. A LARGE NUMBER OF PATTERNS TO SELECT FROM. Britten Bros... Jewellers. LINDSAY. These are only a few of the placed in stock. You are invited to take a close look through the stocks and compare prices whether you buy or not. of intentional fraud. -__ - i I . ' . osnncrofigmg " WE REPAIR We rm Weather Ba rgams SOOIEfigâ€"s 1 NIGHTS OF ’I‘EN'J‘ED MACCABEES Diamond 'l‘ent No. 208. Meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur's Block on the first and third Tuesday in each month. Guns. Wise, Com. C W. Bunoovue, R. K. ANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFELL'OITS Trent Valley Lodge No. 71. Meet in the Orange hall on Francis street west on the first and third Mondays in each month D BROKENSHIRE, N. G. J. T. ’l‘nourson Jn., Sec. I O. L. No. 996. MEET IN THE ORANGE l. hall on Francis-St. West on the second Tuesday in every month. J. J. Nevrson, W. M. F J. ALnous, Rec-See. NDEPENDENT ORDER of FORESTERS. . Court Phoenix No. 182. Meet on the last Monday of each month; in the True Blue hall in McArtlmr’s Block. D. GOULD, Chief Ranger. ’l‘nos. AUSTIN, R. S. CANADIAN ORDER OF FORESTERS, Feuelon Falls Lodge No 626. Meets in the Orange Hall on Francis street West on the first. Thursday of each month. Tnso. Jov, Chief Ranger, P. DEYMAN, Sec. CANADIAN HOME CIRCLES. FENE' LON Falls Circle No.127,-meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block the first Wednesday in every month. P. C. Rnncnss, Leader. R. B. Srmasrnn, Secretary. F. AND A, M., G. R. C. THE SPRY . Lodge No. 406. Meets on the first Wednesday ofeach montlnon or before the full of the moon, in the lodge room in Cunningham’s Block. F. A. MCDIARMID, W. M. E. FITZGERALD, Secretary. a CHURCHES. APTIST CHURCHâ€"QUEEN ST REV. . Benj. Davies, Minister. Preaching serv1ces every Sunday at 10.30~a. m. and 7 p. m. Bible Class and Sunday School at 2.30 p. In. Praise and prayer service on Thursday at 8 p. m. M THODIST CHURCH â€"COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev. John Garbutt, Pastor. Sunday service at 10.30 a. m.and 7 . Sabbath School at 2.30 p. m. spider-Iii; League of Christian Endeavor, Tuesday Thursday evening at 7.30. ST. ANDREW’S CHURCHâ€"COLBO RNE Streetâ€"Rev. R. C. H. Sinclair, Pasâ€" tor. Services every Sunday at 10.30 a. m and 7p. 111. Sunday School everv Sunday at 2.30 p. m. Christian Endeavor‘ meeting every Tuesday at 8 p. m. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7.30 p. m. ' (ALVATION ARMYâ€"BARRACKS 0N Bond St. Westâ€"Capt. Kivell 65 Lieut. Jago. Servtce every Wednesday, Thurs- dayfiand Saturday evenings at 8 p.‘ m., and on Sundaysatll a. m.,3 p. m. and? 30 p.m. m ST. ALOYSIUS R. C. CHURCHâ€"LOUISA Streetâ€"Rev. Father O’Leary, Pastor. Servrces every alternate Sunday at 10.30 a. m. Sunday School every Sunday at. 2 p. tn M ST. JAMES’S CHURCHâ€"BOND STREET ‘ Eastâ€" Rev. R. MacNamara, Pastor. Servrce every Sunday at 10.30 a. m. and 7 p. in. Sunday School every Sunday at 2.30 p. m. Bible class ever Thu l' ' at 7.30 o’clock. y mi “Ly evemng ,. n Seals free in all churches. Every/body mvztad to attend. Strangers cordially welcomed DIISCELLANEOUS. W_ ___ PUBLIC LIBRARYâ€"PATRICK KELLY Librarian. Open daily, Sunday except: ed, from 10 o’clock a. m. till 10 p. m. Book exchanged on Tuesdays and Saturdays from '12 a.m..ti113 p m and in the even' . . . m from 7 to 9. Reading room in connection.g OST-OFFICEâ€"F. J. KERR, POSTMAS- ter. Open daily, Sundays excepted from 7 30 a. m. to 7.1). in. Mail going so'ntli closes at 7.35 a. m. Mail going north closes at 11.25 a. 111. Letters for registration must be posted half an hour )revi _ . on time for closmg the mails. l S to the 2 NEWSPAPER LAW. 1. 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