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'3‘,’1\“W’~ur-TI .«ayx .rr‘ww . pang, .A - z. {- u g in single night. interrupted JAWSON WAS WRONG. 'Jawson, who is an inveterate yarn )pinner and a. bore of the first mag- nitude, had been retailing to his lrieud some harrowing story of a. woman whose hair had turned grey REDUCES lid-act; I. assure you; I knew the )art.v.”,.$f?‘r “If you say you knew the lady in iuestion, I can quite believe your Itory to be true," commented the EXPENSE Ask for the Octagon Bar friend, in a tone which made the g . )toryâ€"teller feel rather uncomfort- A copy of luuS’trated backlet mm “Weekly Expenses Reduced sent “Of course I knew her," was the free to your address by writing to testy answer ; “and it’s not such an uncommon occurrence as you sceml to imagine. I knew a man alsoâ€"" "And his hair turned grey, too '2" He had already learned to howl two LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED. TORONTO =53 w the victim. “Well, I or three tunes, an' knowed his alâ€" lon‘t wonder at it." phabet. This made Jawson a little sulky, “But one mornin' the poor pup 'was practising a new trick he in- tended to nstonish us with, an' a, comes to his death very unexpected. but he speedily became interested when‘his friend remarked : "Your stories remind me of SHE GOT EVEN. “What are these things ‘2" the customer. “Pencil erasers,” girl. “I don’t want anything that will erase a pencil. I want. a pencil- mark eraser." “That’s what I meant. These are pencilâ€"marl crasers. Anything else?” “Yes ; I Want some lead pencils.” “We haven't any lead pencils. We have some wooden cylinders with graphite inside them. Will they do as well ?" asked said the shop- OEYLON TEA" ‘ v. AWE Sim The Dawson Commission Co, Limited, Toronto. Consignments of Butter, Eggs, Apples and other Produce solicited. 9060309930869090606000Goeed‘ifiofioeeaeseaoaolh - lady I used to know, but she became trey in a single hourâ€"â€"in less than an our, in fact.” “Some terrible shock, I suppose," “He was behind the door when it happened. I seed him with my eyes curlin' his tail over his back, an’ jumpin' through the curl. In one of 9 Ceylon Tea is the finest 0. Tea the world produces, gA and is sold only in lead gSURPIS remarked Jawson. his leaps he broke his back an .9,- ., “I dare say it would be,” conâ€" died." ' PaCkets' ‘ . g l'if?l;i“"fiii ""' :inued tllle friend ; “at any rate, it Black, Mixed a’nfi Green. a ‘iglfinili-‘W a) on c w ii\ " x - ~' -- . ., tibial)” c h 0., sm. was getting mm MORE VALUABLE THINGS LOST_ hm“ t“ drinker. try usaladan Gram m. g v. x “on, I understand," said Jawson, When the judge makes a joke every . e " sagely; "the man would have an- one must laugh. This is a matter of u ' a other wife alive ; it wou1d all be dis. course. Sometimes, however, the What .bl‘oqght you here. my poor 0 toyered at the eleventh hour ; a ter~ lOkG is l‘efilly funny. as in the folâ€" man ?” "194“!er “10.9113?” Vls'ltor Q rible scene would ensue, and all (hat, lowing instance : Of 3'4 COI}Vlcted b}gum13th "Will. 0 tort of thing." During the hearing of a case a lady!" rephed the prisoner! "1 th}nk @ F “You’re not within a mile of it, man was moving about in the rear my tl‘OUble Stmftfid fro}? uttendlng é Jawson," was the unfeeling answer. of the court, moving chairs and dis- too many Weddm 5' Ah I you 9 "This 111le I refer to married a f‘el- turbing‘ things generally. learnt to drmk there: or Steal, Del“ 9 low named Gray. and she. of course, “Young man." the judge said at “all” '9." "NO' .1de I was always 0. became Gray as soon as the knot length. looking at him sternly, “you “‘0 bridegroom' 0 Was tied." are making a- great. deal of noise.” +â€"-â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€". ° F...â€" “llfy lord," was the reply. “The ~ g A fact is that I have lost my over- 9 coat. and I am endeavoring to find a EXTRAORDINARY UNPLEAS~ ANT SYMPTOMS 0F KID- NEY TROUBLE IN THIS CASE. Tortured by All Kinds of Pains, And Aches He Tries Everything1 sure his shop. After a deal of argu- but Fails to Find Relief Till all Friend Advises Him to Use Dodd’s Kidney Pillsâ€"They Have Made a Well Man of Him and l and it got on fire three years after- He is Grateful. ‘ Ottawa, Ont., Mar. 31. (Special.â€"-'| Frank Chartrand, a. railway man, whose home is at 130 Little Chaud-i iere Street, has acknowledged that: Dodd's Kidney Pills have done more [or him than anything else in the world has ever done. He sayszâ€"“I lufiered with backache and was al« “ways drowsy -and had a. very heavy 'Ieeling in my limbs. "I had frequent severe headaches, and more times very sharp pains in the top of my head, which gave me much annoyance in my work. “My fingers would cramp and I Would have an uneasiness in my legs and occasional pains in the loins. “I was dizzy in spells and short of breath. If I ate a. hearty meal I Would have a. pain in my left side. My appetite would sometimes be very good and sometimes I couldn't eat anything. “I had a constant soreness and tenderness over the spine and tired feeling in the region of my kidneys. ' “I suffered quite a little with a. dragging heavy feeling across the Ioins. “Dodd's Kidney Pills were recom- mended to me by a. friend of mine who had been cured, and I began to use them. “Almost from the start I began to leel the wonderful * improvement, which continued as the treatment proceeded, till the unpleasant symp- toms had one by one entirely disap~ peered. “’Dodd's Kidney Pills have worked I. wonderful cure in my case and I cannot speak too highly of this great 1nd good remedy.” 'li'hat Doddi‘s Kidney Pills have lone for Mr. Chartrand they have done for thousands of others, and they'll do the same for you if you give them a chance. ~ There are many railway men in Canada. to-day who find Dorld's Kid~ ney Pills indispensable. They are the railway man's surest and best lriend. r The constant vibration on trains md engines is very hard on the kid- neys and Dodd’s Kidney Pills make these organs well and able to resist disease. ___._._+..___.__._ A VERY SMART DOG. “Speakin' of smart dogs," Said Mr. Stretchit, “reminds me of a (log I owned t’other year. That ere dog knoweci when it was Sunday, an’ wont, to church reg‘lar, nn' wouldn't. chase a rabbit to saw yer life on that day if one wentslippin' by right under his nose. “He was thebest rabbit dog in the country, too, an’ loved the sport amazingly. Ile knowed ‘God Save the King‘ from ‘Rule Britannia,’ 2111' would keep time with his tail on the floor when l was playin' of 'em on my fiddle. “That pup woulcl.just do anything you told him. I never seed his equal. I was in hopes of teaching him to talk when he met his death. l I mew '6"'¢"¢'6‘Q;0'§'c“9' Mo 00 0.000 09 v 89%? 'c‘o:o:::o:o:+:o:c:::o’e: NOTE v.3 c c c game‘s, 9:95 1"". ’c's’oyzflogpgyk 9,, GLOSS ':’3“:*:':‘q’o‘o'o’c'ct‘:-5 ‘ MESH .;sszagzco:;z::a:eoc.:a,sg.. » 5; .u‘o '2‘ AT '93:" - make 89mm 43 i pause, "probably seven years." i Page Acme Poultry Netting is cloaemeshcd at bottom 1nd does not r 'ro mil board support at edges. having strong 3312.31“ wot sndis my to arse . seat a pursues. very arm and or mental fence, gates. no staples. The house! ago 19 yourgunranteo ofqdn by. The Page Wire Fence 00., Limited. Welksnillc. Ont. (N o. 12 gauge) at top, billion? 0 I 1t ._â€"â€"â€" llanalia. is Pia-eminently the Great- "Well," was “people often the ready comment, lose whole suits in here without making half so much EcwworMJâ€"rwwwom‘cciccswwowwwmw disturbance" est Pulp Wand Producing TIME IS NOT MONEY. Ununtry 1n theiiorlll. 3? Non- Jilin. Edfiy’s , . Sulphurous. torn-~- A fire insurance agent was enâ€" P'l‘ho pi'olgpectusC of the IAtlaigtcilc ‘ I ” deavorin to lersuade Jew to in- ulp and aper ompsny, uni e , , g I a just issued by the brokers, Messrs. é: OdOI‘IOSSs E Sutherland 6:. Cameron, Ottawa, con-w . ment on both sides, the canny old . ‘ tains some interesting reading mat-1 Every stickâ€" all Jew said : and a. sulphite pulp mill with a. daily capacity of 40 tons. The wood ,,._ used will be principally spruce, and The number of people employed in it is believed that pulp and paper the British Civil Service now ex- .cem be more economically manufac- ceeds half a million. or these over tured there than at any other place 100,000 are employed by the Post in America. The properties and limâ€" office, its acquired by the company contain about 302 square miles. The com-4 pany has reports on the propertx tant Soap Powder dusted in the both made by five difierent rangers. Whose softens the water at the some time reports show that there isrsuflleient that it disinfectg_ Wood to afford a perpetual supply of, timber. One of the rangess who has "You say you have a ping_pong traveled and examined limits in the club in your town 7n ayes. The State Of Maine. New BrlmSWiCk and first fellow who mentions pingâ€"pong Quebec and worked in Wisconsin and gets it}, Minnesota, says it is the best pulp limit he has ever traveled over. The water which will be used in. the manufacture of paper is pure and clean, the Little Cascapedia River The measuring machine made by ,- ' r Sir Joseph Whitworth will measure :~J(;’;ni‘;§?n;yt:§r§1nni:taggahiss‘ggfi): one-millionth of an inch, and will . .- show the expansion of an inch-long pea, Wigouhggirgfipcuifpor graying. bar of metal if touched by the finger. Fd‘éarda' & Co 'Limi'te'é lumber; ’ . men, Ottawa, is the president of the n ' com on ; R. Y. Ellis, director of P. S W. 5311138. (30., Limited, manufacé M turing jewelers, is the vice-president, Mrs. Boasterâ€"“Henry and I went and the other directors are: Charles to the theatre last night. We had a CH. Waterous, president of the Water- box." Mrs. Blunt -~ “CliOColatcs, ous Engine Works Company, Limited. weren't they ? I saw you in the gal- Brantford; R. H. Thompson whole- lery eating something.” sale paper merchant, Buffalo; A. F. H. Eclmrdt, manufacturer, Toronto; Charles Lyman, president of the Lyâ€" man~Knox Company, Limited, Mont-l real; J. W. Wardropc, director of the “Well,” replied the agent after a YOUTHFUL CURIOSlTY. "Well, if you will excuse me," said the guest, "I think I’ll retire," and rising he walked towards the door and awaited the escort of his host. “Please, may I go with you '2" pleadingly exclaimed the boy of the household. "And why should you want to go with me ‘2" smilineg replied the guest ; “aren't you satisfied with your own comfortable bed ?" “Yes,” replied the boy, “but I want to go with you ’cause I heard pa say this morning that you exâ€" pected to retire on $200,000. "s.â€" Stop! the Cough and works of! the Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinins Tablets cure a. cold in one day. No more. No Pay. Price 25 cents. Doctorâ€"“Put out your tongue." Little Colinâ€""No fear ! I did that to theteacher yesterday and got a. spanking. Keep Minald's ilnlmenl In lhe House India's Government used to import £50,000 worth of quinine yearly. Now they have in Bengal alone four million cinchona shrubs. illinalli’s linimeni is used bl Pilsicials Only 28 whales year '- for blubber. were killed. .. .._. ._......--..â€".....~- mm"..â€" Ericssrs. C. C. Richards 6r. Co. Gentlemen,â€"After suffering for se ven years with inllauunatory rheumâ€" ,N v 12,1 d L I u C atism, so bad that I was eleven 6‘ 10 “no” “In 39‘ ’Ompany' months confined to my room. and Limited, Montreal; William H. Meâ€" for two years could not dress myself Tintyte' paper manufacturer (late me" without'help_ Your “mane (raw; me chameal superintendent Laurentidé a bottle of MINARD'S LINIMENT PU1P COF‘PMIY)’ and W R- P. Park- in May, ’97, and asked me to try it. er' ,bm'nSter'at',mw' Toronto' . which I did. and was so we“ pleas“! Tne subscription books are now with the results I procured more. Open' Djnd prospecwse§ “(uh mu m‘ Camels were brought to N‘im'm. ,ll‘ivc bottles completely cured me and lfm‘matlon and appl'cat‘on forms” in the United States; in 1857, and 1'. have had no return of the pain for from the Office Of then turned wild. we last uusucllu- may be obtained eighteen months. summde 8‘ Cameron, Ottawa", can“ ant has just died. The above facts are well-known to ads, or the National Trust Company, were taken last In 1850, 3,000 T0 (TIRE A COLD l! ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinino Tablets. All druggists refund. the money if it falls to cure. E. W. Grave's signature '8 on each box. 950. everybody in this village and neigh- Li_mit,ed- Toronto: 1‘10"th and BOYS BRIGADE liorhoml. .wmmpeg- Yours gratefully, A. DAIRT. ~â€"â€"-â€"-â€"+â€"â€"â€"-â€"- St. Timothcc, Que, May 16th. 1809. mm~~.W n Claraâ€"WI. had an awful time “hen l. refused him." Maudâ€"~"l-‘iow do you mean ‘2" Clu.ra-â€"â€"â€"“Why, he took it in earnest, and i had to explain that ii didn’t mean it." For Over Sixty Years Man. Wiunlzows Sue'mmo Svnnr has been used by millions of mother: for their children wlnio teething, Ilsoothos the child. softan tln- unis. alluyupsln cures wind colic regulates thnctomnc and bowels, and is the best remedy for Iiiurrhwa. Twentieth-a cents a bottle. Sold by drugginta throughout the world. Be aux-o and ask for “ film. WlSiiLUW'a Soo'rmsn or non." Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannobrosch the diseased portion of the car. There is only-one way to cure deafness, and that is by con-titu- tional remedies Deafness is caused b an ginode condition of the mucous lining o the ‘ustaolilan "rubs. When this tube is in- flamed you nave crumbling sound or inner feet hearing and when it is entirely closed deafness is he result. and unless the inflam- mation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing wllbe dc- ntroyod forever: ‘ nino cases out o ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but on In- , flamed condition of t o mucous surfaces. We wlligivo One undrod Dolluisfor any can of Doctncss (caused by, catcrrb) that can not be cured. by Hall's Cstorrh Cure. Sand lor circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY 8r. 00.. Toledo, 0. Sold b Dru 14 75c. Hall’s I'omll‘ngl's are the best. Aunt Hannahâ€""Oh, I don't think Mary would do such a mean thing as that. I have always heard peo- ple say she was generous to a fault.’ Uncle Georgeâ€"“When the fault hapâ€" pens to be hers, she is." The Word “infantry was first used I g I -. .a by the Spaniards to designate the Instruments, Bugles. Files. Drums. Caps. etc. '40 the Spun‘s‘h thronc' Carl have a File and Drum or Bugle Band. Lowest prices over noted. Illustrated price-list I , l I 9 F ' Mllflld S IIIIIIIIEIII Lumlililillaii 3 “Eli or MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. WHAT“. ROYCE 8 $0.. limited pet names as she did when you Were first married ?” FOR SALE.'-â€"'|'wo a-r‘cvolutlon Campbell order. Price $1,000 each. Tormseasy. 3. “Milk WILSON, bodyguard of the “Infante,” or heir EVERY TOWN OR SCHOOL mailed free. VVrilc us or ANYTHING in MUSIC “Does your wife call you as many Winnipeg, Man. Toronto, Can“. “Erâ€"mot as many ., L: r w M T6 PRNThite Presses, bed 401w inches. Spiendll 13 West Adelaide st., Toronto THE MOST NUTRITIOUS. EPPS’S GRATEFULâ€"OOMFORTING. COCOA BREAKFAST-SUPPER. lr ...‘l:°rn.°.lr°l§§ I oral) o and c esp. I «new. r. .. A. BAMSAY & SGN’ Eotab.1l42 u CNTREAL 8960606060deoeeeseooaoooooeeeoao6° oeeoeoooeod ' Parlour ' Lover’s Yâ€"Z (Wise Head) Disinfec< ' We are handling large quantities. We can handle yours to advantage. It will surprise you to see how it looks, how it wears, how easy it works, how economical it is when you paint. with RAMSAY’S PAINTS a. CQOGOWQOOOQ the oldest and best known paints a ' in Canada. to-day, made from the best paint material to fight 03 hot sun and storm, to outlast all others, and at just the right price for pure paints. Drop us a line and ask for BOOKLET “K” FREE. Drop us a card and ask for @fBOOOIssaoOoao Paint Makers 6 Thoflnsat matohcsln tho world,imadc from Soft oorky pine, and especially suitable for domestic us.â€" put up in neat sliding boxca,asoortod colors each box containing about 500 matchesâ€"- “Veil, supposing I insure my shop ter. The mills of the Company will, A Match thruboxumapnh be situated on the Little Cascopedia. ~II ago. wards, how much should I get ?" River, at New Richmond, on the Bale 3 Ever Matoh_ “The full amount of the policy,” des Chaleurs, where it is proposed to :1: y a s I b responded the agent. erect a. paper mill with a daily capaâ€" A Lighter I {irrigate my!“ “And thuppoihe it got on fire one city of 54 tons, a ground wood pulp i Demefa imontli after, how much then ?” mill with a daily capacity of 50 tons ' orwwwowwxcomatose MMMMMMMM THE MOST POPULAR DINTIFRICB. oALvERT's CARBOLIG' TOOTH POWDER. Frolorvos the teeth. Swootona the breath. strengthens the gums QARF’ET ‘ DYEING and Cleaning. This Ii a specially with the BRITISH AMERICAN DYEING 00. Send particulars by post and we are sure to satisfy. Address Box 158, Montreal. 1.____â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"~ ' MDTHERS WAIT A a E E! g MINUTE I V chaffinx Sores. I! simply oasoa for tlml being. GILEADINI It relieves pain at ones and cures the soreness. Any mother (who tries Gliondins will never willingly be without it. 250.. murals“, or Gileadino 60., dominion Line Steamships Montreal to Liverpool. Boston to Liver- ?“ Don't put powder on cores. heals Ohaffing Sores. Toronto. Money refunded if not (satisfactory. pool. Portland to Liverpool. Vic Queens- town. Lin 9 and Fast Stenmshnps. Superior accommodation for elf classes of pu<sengers. Scloons and Stateroom! are mnldships. Special attention has been van to the Second Saloon and Third-Class accommu stion. For rates of passage and all particulars, apply to any agent of the Company. or Richards, Mills 6: Co. ’1’! State St. . Boston. REL'Ai'aEEms WANTED \Vo want at once trustworthy men. and women in every loenlity local or traveling, to introduce a. new discovery and keep our Ell-‘W cards and silvoltismg matter tacked up in conspicuous places throughout the ‘ town and country. Steady employment your roundti l l I D. Ton-ones 5c 00.. Montreal or. '1 Portland. commission or salary, $6, .00 per month an Expenses, not to exceed 8 .50 per day. , Write for particulars. Postoiiice box 337. INTERNATIDNIL MEDIGENE 00.. LONE-0N. ONT woos a Puerofiscanvmgp s2: J. LJOMES Eliot? ‘56s eAv-STeee1.â€"jloeo§ll7):_ senior»;»z»z«z«~2«zse~z«sz«zococo-xi J. ‘1‘ :3. a" THE cancel PER MAliEii'i' 3. i and sacrum enroll ; 0 WI QRTGAGE GCRPGRATIC‘N - O '0 - . . 0‘ : lnvrtes investors of large or . J, small amounts to investigate . 0 its ' t‘é’“ Four Per Gent. cbentures with half-yearly interest cou- pons attached. They are isâ€" sued for fixed terms of not less than one year and are secured by assets amounting embossed $5333.???) STREET, Toronto. W’FWMWW-l-Hrfi C rid"! lMéMhMm'i" ' o... I n¢9z( ’ W toHeir! ’H '2‘ 1. :- ~ . r 136 .râ€" _, \NL“, ~ is... “$4: .- mwwzr: 533%.: i. :;T“"‘ '. 2‘4. "miâ€"v if]: .13.; m” .29; ‘ ‘ ':‘~"-~. -r‘:~m_ rummageâ€"$.52; 3.2.19...“ with)“; -. ‘V'Vw-A» ‘-<.’\ m 5. - i, . .. 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