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"ii , .mN. ’1 , we had‘a half formed idea that it was .szhc duty of an editor to boost everybody banquet we are there. .seif first and the public afterwards. Mcr’n scat. Not Our Way. (From The Arizona Kicker.) ’Wc- notice that an Ohio editor has declined the nomination of representaâ€" tive to fill a vacancy in the slate lcuisia- lure. Not Only that, but he gives it as his opinion that no editor should accept a political oiiicc or any sort of favor from a railroad or other corporation. By looking at a map of the United States we perceive that Ohio is bounded on the north by Michigan and Lake Eric, on the east by Pennsylvania, on the south by West Virginia and Kenâ€" tucky, and on the west by Indiana, but how such an editor as that is bounded we shall not attempt to figure. 13y Working a potato patch on shares during his off days and Sunday, and by making his with go barefoot through the winter and out her own corns in the summer, he may manage to keep his head above water in Ohio, but he must not let the western fever get hold of him. He couldn’t exist for tire weeks out here, even when roots are in season and at their cheapest. Years ago, when our eyebrows wcrcsilkcn and our feet tender, else into public view and remain in the background himself. We even decided ‘that a railroad pass, good from San Francisco to New York, might bias his .opinion of road-beds, locomotives and “sidetracks. We even began our (ditc- rial career by refusing to pay a probate judge a bribe of $50 to get $600 worth of fat advertising. It is needless to remark that we no longer resemble the jack rabbit in appearance, nor do we do business on the. Ohio principle. We take everything in the shape of a pass .oilcred us. We miss no occasion to make a public speech. We ache for oflicc and get itâ€"-threc or four of them. If there is any head to the table at a We boost our- If we were offered the place of minister to England to-morrow, we'd take it quick- In our opinion there’s noth- ing too good for an editor, and we frank- ly admit that when we hear of a case 'like that in Ohio we feel like writing to the ornery galoot and asking him what | excuse he has for being outside of an idiot asylum. ¢+9 A Versatile German Barber. The following prospectus of a gifted barber of Nuremberg, who flourished in the year 16:10, is published by a Ger- man newspaper : “Isaac Maker-cl, barber, maker of pcrruqcs, surgeon, dyer, schoolmaster, blacksmith and accoucheur, shaves for a bruetzer, cuts hair for two kruetzcrs, including pomade for pretty girls, cleans stoves, instructs noble young persons, without difficulty, in the principles of grammar and teaches them fine manners as well as the alphabet. He puts on heels in a masterly fashion, repairs boots and shoes, teaches the hauthoy and the flute, lets blood, lends on wages, gives lessons in the cotillion and other dances, sells cosmetics of all kinds, paper, wax. salt herrings, brushes, mousetraps, vari- ous preserves, strengthening herbs, po~ tatoes, sausages and vegetables. ' “ N. B.â€"â€"Teaches also chography (i) and foreign products every Wednesday. and Saturday.” ~â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"o ¢~ c Weighing a. Pencil Mark. Scales are now made of such nice adjustment that they will weigh anything to the smallest hair plucked from the eyebrow. They are triumphs of mechan- ism and are inclosed in glass cases, as the slightest breath of air would impair their reeords. The glass cases have a sliding door, and as soon as the weight is placed on the balances the door slides down. The balances are cleared again and made ready for use by the pi'essilig of a button, which slightly raises the beams. Two pieces of'paper of equal Weight can be placed in the scales, and an autograph written in pencil on either side will cause the other side to ascend, and the needle which indicates the di- visions ol'wcight, even to the ten-million- th part of a pound and less, will move from .its perpendicular. A signature containing nine letters has been weigh- ed and proved to be exactly two milli- graunnos, or the fifteen thousand five hundredth part 01 an ounce troy. .. .‘ ‘._. 9 ._ .._ What Whalebone Is. Most persons probably suppose that whalebouo may be procured from any common whale, but this is not so. The Buloen whale is the producer of what is known as whalebono, and it. isn't regular bone at all. This variety of whale has a broad plate running along the sides of l - Q 9 .. ache lever The Most Astonishing Medina? Discovery of the Last One Hundred Years. it is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Nectar. It is Safe‘ and Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonic has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a few of the most learned physxcians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. . . This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indi~ geslfion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. . It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a. builder and strengthâ€" ener of the life forces of ’the human body, and as a great renewer of a. broken-down constitution. It is also of more real permanent value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a. marvelous cure for nerv- ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervinc Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthencr and curaâ€" tive is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a now hold on life. It, will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen bottles of the remedy each year. ll" ES A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF ! Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prost 'ation, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, Paralysis, Frightful Dreams, Nervous Paroxysms and Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Nervous Choking, Weakness of Extremities and Hot Flashes, Fainting, ‘alpitation of the Heart, limpure and Impoverished Blood, Mental Dcspondency, Boils and Carbuncles, Sleeplessncss, Scrofula, St. Vitus” Dance, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Nervousness of Females, Consumption of the Lungs, N ervousness of Old Age, Catarrh of the Lungs, Neuralgia, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Pains in the Heart, Liver Complaint, Pains in the Back, Chronic Diarrhoea, Failing Health, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Ncrvine Tonic. NEEETTETIS So As a cure for every class. of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired digesâ€" tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a. general state of dcbility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand Weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all. the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not con- tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American N ervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de- rangement. Cuswrounsvmm, 12th., Aug. 20, '86. To the Great South. American. fifedr'cz’ne Co. .' DEAR GENTS:â€"-I desire to say to you that I have suffered for many years with a. very serious disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every medicine I could hear of, but nothing done me any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Nervlno Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure, and since using: several bottles of it I must say that I am sur- prised at its wonderful powers to cure the stom- ach and general nervous system. If everyone knew the value of this remedy as I do you would not be able to supply the demand. J. A. Human, Ex-Treas. Montgomery 00. Ransom WILKINSON, of Browasvalley, Ind. says: “ I had been in a. distressed condition for three years from Nervousncss, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepsia, and indigestion, until my health was gone. I had been doctor‘ng con- stantly, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Nervine, which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctorlng 1 ever did in my life. I would advise every weakly per- son to use this valuable and lovely remedy . a. few bottles of it has cured me completely. I consider It the grandest medicine in the world." TNDTGESTTQN AND DTSPEFSTA. The Great South American 'Nervine Tonic Which we. now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this. jewel of incul- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the own and ONLY ONE great cure 1n the world for this universal destroyer. There 18 no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic. HARRIET HALL, of Wuynetown, Ind, says: “1 owe my life to the Great. South American Net-vino. I had been in bed for five months from the effects of an exhausted stomach, Indigestion, Nervous Frost-ration, and a. general shuttered condition of my whole system. Hut] given up all hopes of getting well. Had tried three doc- tor" I. with no reliei. The first bottle of tho Nerv- lne Pouic Improved me so much that l was nhleto walk about, and u. few bottles cured mo entirely. I believe it in the best medicine in the world. I can not recommend it too highly.” No remedy compares with SOUTH Aunmcafl Nltnvnm as a. cure for the Nerves. pares with South American Nervlne as a. wondrous cure (or the stomach. compare with South American Nervlnc as a cure for all forms of failing: health. It never fails to cure Chorca or St. Vitusx Dance. cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. build up the whole system are wonderful in the extreme. . lt is a. great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect to use, this. precious boon; tlle aged. Mus. ELLA A. Busr’ron‘, of New Ross, Indiana, says: “I cannot express how much I. owe to the Nervluc Tonic. My system was completely shut- tered, appetite gone, wan coughing and spitting up 'blood; am sure I was in the first stages of consumption. an inheritance handed down through several generallousn I began tnklng tho Nervlne ’l‘onlc, and continued its use {or about six months, and am entirely cured. It . is the grandest remedy for nerves, stomach and l lungs l have ever seen.” No remedy com. No remedy will at all it never fails to Its powers to t cures the old. the young, and the Illltl~ ii you do. you neglect the only remedy which will restore your to health. South American Ill Prices to WW Fifiâ€"*s'WOUR STOCK OF, , . _ dvereoatin s, Trouserings and Suitings . Fashionable v . , _c , , ,_ Tailors.- : , to turn out Clothes MWWOWO «5.4/3, @sâ€"«râ€" IS COMPLETE- flame/a NOQH‘WOOW‘ Mflfiwfiwm As a. proof of the popularity of our clothing, we may note / that ordersare continually coming in from Manitoba. and the North-west. CLARK a. SON. Farm in Spitâ€"Of l0 Bani. WALL PAPERS. The west parts of lots 23 and 24 in the lllh concession of FENEIJTEN, 190 acres, close to the. Village of Fenelou Falls. ESE? Acres fileared, and part seeded down. The unseeded por~ tion ploughed and ready for spring crop; the remainder of the land in wood. 800D MARKET AT FENELON FALLS for grain and cord wood of all sorts. Good Dwelling, Barn, Stable & Fences. W Price Low. Terms Easy. If not sold soon, will be leased. Apply to J. G. WILLIAMS . _ J. D. SMITH, 'lpo” H0“ G. H. G. hichTY, 8-t.f. 288 Huron Street, Toronto Scientific American Agency for I oav s, e "nuns manna u e messes: Forum-é COPVREGHTS, etc. For information and free Handbook write to MUNN 8: 00.. 351 BROADWAY, New YORK. Oldest bureau for securing patents in America, Every patent taken out by us is brought before, the public by a. notice given free of charge in the o o 0 o transits errata T id, 1 I ' v" Largest circulation of any scientific paper in the world. Splendidly illustrated. I‘o intelligent man should be without it. \Vcoklv, $3.06) a car; $1.50 six months. Address MUNI‘l .37 (30., Unmsnmts. %1 Broadway. New You. SCHCCL ROCKS AND SUPPLTES EATEN T MEDTCTN ES AN D DRUGS A EDLL STCCK AT T. . JENKTN’ S. .â€"_______._â€"__â€"_~_.~.__ assess, DEALER IN nurses AND lineman, cameras I m- FROM AND AMERICAN MARKETS. All the Latest Designs in Hall, Dining Room, Drawing Room a Bedroom Papers, Ceiling?" .. i ers Corners and'uéfio/ratih ’ PRICES & STYLET’NTSUIT CUS’l â€"_ Call and see my 56. per roll u u u “ 6c. H (t 70' u H H H 80. 5‘ H H H 90. (l H H (t (t In land all the way to 500. per Roll. I have on hand the largest stock of Wati Paper ever brought into Lindsay. REMEMBER THE PLACE : Just tlppesite New Post elites, liens: Street. L I N D S A Y} -â€"_ G. A. METHERELL. DENTISTRY. GAS.â€"â€"(VITALIZED AIR. ) Go to J. Normans, Dentist, Lindsay, if you want teeth extracted positively with- out pain. Gas has been given by him with great success for over 21 years. He studied with Dr. Colton,of New York, the inven- tor of gas for extracting teeth. Numbers of persons are wearing artificial tecthmadc by Mr. Neelauds 20 years ago, and never required any repairs. Gold crowns, porceâ€" lain crowns and bridgcwork done. Visits Fenelon Falls, ichrthur House, on the third Tuesday of every month. Call early in the day. 40-t. T ET MANUFACTURER OF SADDLES, reassess, TEDNKS, TADISSS. Everythingzgoh-giug to the: Saddlery and Harness Trade constantly kept in stock. h REPAIRING Done on the Shortest Notice. Detailâ€"they, lllll. l‘lie “ Echelon Falls Gazette ” is printed every Friday at the office, can the corner of May & Francis streets. SUBSGBI?TION $1 A YEAR IN ADVANCES or one cent per week will he added as lung as it remains unpaid. Ad vertiSing Rates. ' Professional or business cards, 50 out: per line per annum. Casual advertisement 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and? cents per line for every subsequent inset- tion. Contracts by the year, half year on quarter,lora column or less, upon reassur- able terms. JOB PRINTING- of all ordinary kinds executed neatly, so rcetly and reasonable-rates. E.D.HAND, 1’”in Nervine ls perfectly safe, and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies, .60 not. full to use this great cure. because it will put the. bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and In your cheeks, and quickly drive away your disabilities and weaknesses. Prise, Large 165 ounce Bottle $31.09; Trial Sine, 15 Cents. EVERY SDTTLE WARRANTED. If not kept by Druggists order direct from - Dr. E. BETWEEN, Sitawfardsvlite, lad. ;For Sale at Fenelon Falls ,by Snvcre floods are again reported inl 37%. Queensland. 1 FANCY GQQDS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS. Stamping done / _____ Eolbome Steel. Fenian Falls. the month, which is given to them in place of teeth, and from this whalebone is procured. The length varies from one foot to twelve feet, the latter being found only in the largest whales. Just imagine the size of the meal that could i be. eaten by a whale with a twolve~foot month l >â€"--- » ~ «â€"r-. * ..__.____ Lx Still the Closest ti Bllytl'h v