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/ . l “ Old Rocks” Got. His Fish. @REAT gagging ‘ ‘ . -. ,y AND THE EAST nivnu JOKERS HAVEN'T . ,. u. g. . r ' ' -~ me‘.“"!!.‘" , ,. STOPPED LAUGHING YET. “ Old Rocks " is quite a celebrity in his way in East river circles. That is, he is celebrated for the tender care which he takes of'his wife, who supports him. When sober he runs errands for her and takes charge of the household generally, but the trouble is he is sel- dom sober. If" his wife sends him out be generally returns with as much liquor on board as he can comfortably hold. Among other things " Old Rocks " ' 1‘: :v..na..»m:a.:- x.» wnm.~~:m «4N4...» .. ~- 3‘.) a; m ” Stomachefhiver Cure The Most Astonishing Medieal“Discovery o ,. the Last One Hundred Years. a a a ,&1,5 We are novv prepal ed to turn out Clothes llt- Prices _ Suit the Closest 0f Buyers. mowmuwc carâ€"4wâ€" OUR STOCK OF , Over-coatings,Trouserings and. Suiting; . I, l l ’ :u - - - e We .2 l and his Wile are very fond of codfish, ) which comes prepared in boxes of a cer- tain sxze, and the " boys ” had noticed that he seldom went to the grocery with- It is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Nectar. It is Safe and Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonic has only recently been introduced ,. . “ham.â€" ..,.. . . ., “and--- .. ;.«~..-.,-.... v ., . ,. p m. f. .. r -‘1 .oâ€"wvavr- IV "5"‘m ' .‘7 . out taking back a package of this deli- cacy always neatly wrapped in light colored manilla paper and placed on top of his basket. The " boys” are full of tricks in that neighborhood and they carefully planned One on -- Old Rocks.” One day last Week they put it in operation and watch- ed-the result with delight. They lay in wait for him as he came home from the grocery, his basket fun «purchases organs, the stomach, the liver and .the bowels. No remedy compares g)” LINBSAY ., and himself so fun of hun that he with this wonderfully valuable Nervme Tonic as a. builder and strength- 53 - I could scarcely walk straight“ AS he ener of the life forces of the human body, and as a great renewer of .a 6 . g staggered along they cahliously took brokenâ€"down constitution. It is also of more real permanent valueiin - > a o . r the hodfish package from the basket and the treatment and cure of diseases of the. lungs than any consumption _ g ,V, replaced it; by another puree} Which so remedy ever used on this continent. It 1s a marvelous cure for nerv- . A .m i; 1,,- closely resembled it in color, size and weight that it would have taken an ex- pert to have told the difference. “ Old Rocks ” reached home, the basement flat ofa tenement, and pre- pxred to get dinner for his wife. who had not yet returned from delivering a parcel oflaundry. He lighted the fire, put on some water in a dish and then started to unpack the codfish to soak it. He took ofi‘ the wrapper and threw it on the floor, then picked up the box thinking he would open it. There was another wrapper on it just like the first. " Stransh,” he said to himself. ,, The“ Pd opvnfl yer." Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, “GB-t,- A > Then he untied the second string and Paralysw’ Filghtful Drea'nlS’ . . Q” FfiBERs' f . again threw the paper on the floor. An- Nervous Paroxysms and Dwzmesa and ngmg.m the Ears’ h_u_ Nouh Of the Town Hall. other one appeared underneath. Nervous ChOking’ WQakPeSS Of EXtremmeB and ' niâ€" Mighty stransh,” he said. “ Shaw Hot Flashes, Famimg’ H EAQQQARTERS. 3' shat groshyman tie shish boxsh ’n he on‘v put one pap’r on’t." Again he took the paper off only to find a third there. ' Then he looked around in a frighten- ed manner. “Won’er ’1” I’ve got ’em ’gin,” he said, and steadying himself he surveyed the box with a puzzled air. It was ap- parently just the same as he he had tak- en it' from the groceryman. " Mus’ get shat fish,” he said, and then went desperately to work. As fast as he took ofi" one wrapper another ap- peared, and he never noticed that the box was growing smaller. The floor was covered with strings “‘1 papers but he worked away, “eve” delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailments to which the human DEALER IN I ‘ “Sc” l’fmsmg to mpg the pespnmmu family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired digcs~ QaVEd - 10””? ,t’I‘flsif'Elte shat for m, Wife ,, he tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a M I N E Genera“ Blacksm'ih; i I eneral state of debility of the brain, s inal marrow, and nerves is the ' _ n1 “’“Elbled al’d muucfed' . ig‘esult. Starved nerves, like starved miibcles, become strong when the Franm’s St'! Fenelon E h manyv 3”“ as hm “"fe Came home right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments , . i he came to the end of the wrappers, disappear as the nerves recoven AS the nervous System must supply an AND Blacksmithiugu all its different branches and "1 5“ small bf)" “a? a “tile sarde- the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the 4 (1.0516 0“. 511°” “0”.” and 9“ il‘e 10W“ ' Ht? seized 1‘1 ID 1113 hand. wade‘l first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not con- F C Y G O O D S l,Ԥ,i§f§,‘3§f,f' Palimulm attenfilon fill-i101 through the Rape” 0“ th‘fi floor *0 the tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair gnardutee sagiisfadtihnme a ca “lid-1 v“! “We. plam’d "u carefully ID the Wflte" the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. and and said to his wife, who stood looking in mute astonishment at the scene : ‘~ Knew shat fish was shere. Boun’ t‘ got ’im er die.” Then he fell, exhausted, in the paper wrappers, and the “boys "sneaked away from a window, holding their sides, while the wife cleag'cd away the rubbish. *â€" Faith Be 0nd Sight. Each one of the two comedians, Messrs. Robson and Crane, has a little sm, and they are profound admirers of one another, albeit they are as unlike as black and white. Master Stuart Robson Crane is a prodigious romanccr, while William Crane Robson is as prac- tiCztl and matter of fact a lad as you could expect to meet in a Sabbath day‘s journey. Out at Omaha the other day the Crane youngster was telling one of his customary whoppers. “Yes.” said he solemnly. " when I was in Ipswich lilS-C summer I saw a boy lick John L. Sullivan.” At this bold and bald proposition 3011"}: Robson’s lower jaw fell about seven inches. “ You don’t believe it, eh?” asked young Crane. ~ “ Oh, yes,” answered Master Robson, in prompt loyalty to his little playmate, ‘~ oh. yrs, I believe it ifyou saw it, but I wouldn't believe it if I'd seen it my- 5 li'.."â€"(7/licugo News. -9â€" â€"â€"â€"»â€". o c--â€" Spccial Custom Officers McCloy and Durlard have paid a visit to the Toron- t) Club house on the Canadian side of St. Clair flats and seized a lot of stuff belonging to Detroiters who are mem- bers of the club. They had evidently for-gotten that there was a Customs law ii Canada, and when they went to the above resort to hunt they did not make the required entry of their guns and hinting outfits. Fines and dutiesrâ€"n the goods seized may be over a thousand A~ . i1: ‘ _ umlurd. Ego RI Prowler- ~».l%;-_-~ . â€" ', . ‘N , .... . . w H â€" Vi 4...? «a» o 3; iii/“H..- - into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a. few of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indi- gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive oneness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and cure.- tive is of inestimable vaiue to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a new hold on life. It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who Will use a half dozen bottles of the remedy each year. lT IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF Nervousnese, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Palpitation of the Heart, Mental Despondency, Sleeplessness, St. Vitus’ Dance, Nervousness of Females, Nervousness of Old Age, Neuralgia, Pains in the Heart, Pains in the Back, Failing Health, Impurc and Impoverished Blood, Bells and Carbuncles, Scrofula, Serofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Consumption of the Lungs, Catarrh of the Lungs, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Liver Complaint, Chronic Diarrhoea, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. ‘ All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic. NERVdBdIS 'EEHSEASES. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de- rangement. Asa. CRAWFORDSVILLE. Inn. Aug. 20, ’86. To the Great South A nthth Mldicx'm Co..' DEAR GENT32â€"I desire to any to you that I ~ have suffered for many years with a. very serious disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every medicine I could hear of, but nothing done me any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Nervine Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure. and since using several bottles of it I must say that I am sur- prised at its wonderful powers to cure the stom- ach and general nervous system. If everyone knew the value of this remedy as I do you would REBECCA WILKINSON, of Brownsvalley, Ind, says : “ I had been in a distressed condition for three years from Nervousness, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepsia, and Indigestion, until my health was gone. I had been doctorlng con- stantly, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Nervine, which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctorlng I ever did in my life. I would advise every weakly per- son to use this valuable and lovely remedy , a. not be able to supply the demand‘ few bottles of it has cured me completely. I J. A. Haunt-m, Est-Trees. Montgomery 00. consider it the grandest medicine in the world." ENDIGESTEON AND DYSPEPSEA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only'abeolntely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incul- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the exâ€" perience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the ONE and ONLY ONE great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic. 11.“:an E. HALL. of Waynetown. Ind., says: "I owe my life to the Great South American Nervlne. I had been in bed for five months from the effects of an exhausted stomach. Indigestion. Nervous Proetratlon, and a general shattered condition of my whole system. Had {given up all hopes of getting well. Had tried three doc- tors. with no relief. The first bottle of the Nerv- ine ’l‘onic improved me so much that Iwas able to walk about. and a. few bottles cured me entirely. I believe it is the best medicine in the world. I l is the grandest remedy for nerves. stomach and can not recommend it too highly." No remedy compares with Scorn Axnmcas Nnavrxn as a. cure for the Nerves. . pares with South American Nervine as a. wondrous cure for the Stomach. No remedy will at all compare with South American Nervine an a cure for all forms of failing health. It never fails to It never fails to cure Chorcn. or St. Yitus' Dance. cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. build up t dlc aged. tie a great friend to the age Price, Large 18 ounce Bottle EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTED. If not kept by Druggists order direct from Dr. E. carcass, Crawfordsville, Ind. For Sale at Fenelon Falls by whole system are wonderful in the extreme. d and infirm. Do not neglect to use this precious boon; if you do, you mtiy neglect the only remedy which will restore you to health. Norvincls perfectly safe, and very pleasant to the taste. great cure. because it will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks. and quickly drive away your disabilities and weaknesses. Mus. ELLA A. BRATTON, of New Ross, Indiana, says: “I cannot express how much I owe to the Nervine Tonic. My system was completely shat- tered. appetite gone, was coughing and spitting up blood; am sure I was in the first stages of consumption, an inheritance handed down through several generations. I began taking the Nervine Tonic, and continued its use for about slx months. and am entirely cured. It I lungs I have ever seen." No remedy com- Its powers to It curen the old, the young, and the mid- Snuth American Delicate ladlesudo not fall to use this $1.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. Mg. QM CLARK Monda , August 21st ficnday, August 28th. Schools 011 ll GIVE w. r. JUllldll A CALL for anything required in School Supplies. ii S on S Q Sea a, s d d ad 9 id Rural Schools open on 1. ,7; ileols of all Kinds. Wall and Window Paper IN GREAT VARIETY. Stanlping Done. Eggs Tar/cm 2'12 Ear/tango. Enlbeme Steel. idelen Falls. Fast-Colored Ging- hams for 100. Fast Colored. Mus- lins for 100. Fast Colored Prints for 10 cents. W The freshest Goods in the village at Wm. Campbell’s. IS COMPLETE- “iv-4% proof of the popularity of our clothing, we may note that orders are continually coming in from , Manitoba and the North-_West. ‘ & SON. as R. cnfirBERs is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND IIEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery work. Marble Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. _ WORKSâ€"In rear 0 the market on Cam- bridge street', opposite Matthews’ panting 'house. ' Being a practical workman all should see 1118 designs and compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. IN VICTORIA COUNTY FOR Beem Paper and Pielure Frames â€"15 ATâ€" W . A. GOGBWIN’S, Baker’s Block, Kent-sin, Lindsay. Artists’ Goods a $pecialty. Machine Needles, Alabastine and Dve Works Agency. W Please call and see my 5c. Paper. Lindsay, April 2nd, 1892. SADBLEs-i, . stasis-ass, saunas VALESES. Everything belonging to the Saddiesy and Harness Trade constantly kept in stock. REPAIRING Done on the Shortest Notice. Keel-stilhisey, first. The “ Fenelen Falls Gazette” is printed every Friday at the office, on the corner of May and Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION $1 A YEAR IN ADVAM‘E, or‘One cent per week will be added as long as it remains unpaid. Advertising llzttes. Professional or business cards, 50 ecnls per line per annum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent inser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or less, upon reasonable terms. JOB PRINTING of all ordinary kinds executed neatly, cor- rectly and at moderate prices. E. 1). HAND. ( 'iw." I‘ \f‘h El . l L. n