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Fenelon Falls Gazette, 16 Nov 1894, p. 8

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I p__, .. at”: “7-2. Br’er Sundown White. FPUNEIIAI. ORATIUS nY THE PRESIDENT or THE. HAILKILS CLUB. “' In untiuuocin' dt- death of Brudder Sundown White. “Lien IIILIIK place lus' wot-k," said Brother (hrdncr. as he arose at the last meeting of the Limo- kiln Club, “ I wi~h to suite dat he was no hero. Hz: was not known by sight or name to filly people in all dis world Probably do greatest thing he ebor did in all his lile was to slop a. runaway mewl. Nobody heard of him in con- neckshun wid Congris. de Legislachur. de Common Council or any older public oflis. He nebbcr published a book. wrote a song nor delibered a lecktur. I doubt if he eber took laughin' gas, rode on a ’lectric Street kyar or had a chimny on his house burn out. He was jist a plain, eberyday sort. of man, an' strangers passed him by widout a sec- ond look. A few of us in dis club, but only a few, knowed him fur what he wasâ€"a man of In 83 sense. “ Brudder White didn't know nulfin‘ "bout. dc pyramids of Egypt, but he was de pusson who diskibered dat salt would make cabbagcs head up a week airlier den usual. “ He nebber read fo’ lines of poetry in all his bo'u days, an' yit in one brief y'ar he found three plugs of terbacker, two jack-knives an’ a 85 hill on de elde- walk. _ “ He nebber saw Niagara Falls nor heard dc roarin’ of do son, an’ yit de white man who loaded twenty different sticks of wood Will powder an' left. 'em 00 his pile couldn’t blow Brudder White up. He got his supply from de bottom of do woodpile. “ Dat man had nebber toeken a book on philosophy in his hand, an' yit. he reasoned it out dat do man who paid cash down for his goods got no cheaper prices due de deadbeat. “ Brudder White didn't know de meanin' of do word ‘ persuasive,’ an' yit. when I found him fillin' a bag wid my cowcumbers one dark night, he made me believe (let be reckoned he was in a white man’s tater patch two miles away. “ It has bin said dat he was neithera luvin’ husband nor an affeckshunate fadder. But was a matter of philosophy wid him. He reasoned it out dat de mo’ yo' luv yo’r wife de mo’ new bon- net's she wants, an’ de 010’ afl'eckshunate yo' am to yo'r chill'en do faster deir shoes w’ar out. ’Pears to me he was perfeckly k'rect in dat. Should I go home tonight an’ kiss my ole woman an’ ax her how her lame back got ’long, she'd jist stand up an’ want a new pa’r of yaller shoes an’ blue stockin’s to matgh. “ On many occashuns de late lamentâ€" ed was axed to decide disputes ’bout Jonah an' de whale an’ Dan’l in de lion's den. He nebber cum to no de- oishun. He knowed dat if he decided dat de whale swallered Jonah he'd sar- tinly lose one friend, an’ if he said dnt Dan'l wasn‘t skeered when he found hisself among de lions, den somebody would steal his whitewash pail an’ brushes to git ebeu. When do dispute get red hot, Brudder White would try an' turn dc subjiek to dreams an'Aghosts au' cool eberybody down. “ While he didn’t say much, he ob- served an' reasoned. If, in walkin' around, he cum across a sign of ‘ No ad- mittance.’ he walked right in an’ asked dc reason why an’ all ’bout it. But saved him from wine home an' wonderin’ if 8 it was a powder factory or do city hall. When he cum to a. railrode an’ de sign of ‘ Look out for de ingine.’ he rea- soned dat de sign was put up wid an objiek in view. He'd wait around dar an' look out if it took him all day. “ Brudder White didn't pay as much pew rent as some. but he paid it ebery day an' in advance. Ebery mawnin' of his lile fur y'ars past he walked ober to de cabin of do church treasurer an’ laid down his nickel. an' H day her any finanshul panic in dat odder land dc hardupness can't be laid to him. He was. as I mav any right heah. do only purson dnt I eber keen-ed in all dis world who was willin' to advance dc Lewd 35 cents a week an' ntbber ask fur a rcct‘ipL “ He couldn't hev told yo' nufiin’ ’houi Shakespeare, but if yo' lent him yo'r \rlieeibarrer it allus cum home all right an' widout anv fish scales or c‘-ieken fodder-s stickin‘ to do handles. I unet- axed him who di~kibered Amer- ica. an' he stuck to it dat it was a pus- Nut name-l Jones. an' yit I lent him 82 d If day. and he paid it back befu' Sat- urday “IJIIL If he had any portickler wtuikuws of character. it was perhaps his habit of gwine to de possolfie an' axiu' for mail. He went dar reg'larlv three times a day for twenty y'ars, an' nvhber got a Ivttcr. Dal. shouldn't. be laid up agin' him. hnwober. but accept- mi a~ proof of his perseverance. lie was Imun' to git dat letter or perish, an' he finally perished. Few will notice his oliwnct‘. or mourn his Inst. an‘ yit he fiflvd his niche. De usual emblem nr mournin' will be di~plnvod for do usual lmtgth of time. an' in elosin' his account will dis club (In secretary will write de words. 'Jist a common man to sorter chick in mung adder folks in haven.‘ " lililllilERl ItilLLIl‘iERY WALL PAPER WALL PAPER A t t/ze Lowest P rz'res. WINDOW PAPER FANCY GOODS Fell ATERIALS FOR FANCY WORK TOYS IN GREAT VARIETY STAMPING DONE Eggs Taken in Ext/range. mas. i-TEELEY. MONEY TO LOAN. I have recently had a considerable, though limited, sum of money placed with me for loaning on farms at. Fivedtnd a-half per cent. Parties wishing to borrow on these terms should not. delay to make application. Large amounts of funds, at slightly higher rates, according to security. In most cases solicitor work is done at my office,insuring speed and moderate expenses. Allan S. Macdonell, Barrister &c., Lindsay. LINDSAY Marble Works. i a. CHKIVIBERS tie is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONU'IIENTS AND HEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery wor . Marble Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. WORKSâ€"In rear 0 the market on Cam- bridge street,oppesite Matthews‘ parking house. Being a practical workman all should see his designs and compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. ROBT. CHAMBERS. North of the Town Hall- 'r. 3,“ ,- ,.:_.,.. 4. .;.‘ I. cED COPYRIGHTS. ‘ CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT ? For n rompt answer and an onest opinion. write to I UNN Jr. 00.. who have had neat-l titty year-3’ experience in the patent business. mmnnica- tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In- formation concernimz Patents and how to ob- tain them sent. tree. Also a catalogue of incense. ical and scientific books sent. free. Patents taken through Mann 8: 09. receive clai noticeiu the Scientific American, and t. us are brought widely before the public with- out cost. to the inventor. This splendid ipaper. issued weekly. elegantly illustrated. has b artbe largest circulation of on scientific war in the world. Sump e on ice sent free. Building Edition monthly. .609 year. Single on les. 25 cents. Every number contains beau- ti ul plates. in colors. and hotogra he of new houses. with plans. enabling uiiders show the latest deal a and secure contracts. Address MUNN 00.. N" Yonx. 361 Bnoamur. 83 a year. David chaste... General Blacksmith, Francis-st, Fenelon Falls Blocksmithingm nllits difi‘erentbrauches done on short notice and at the lowest living prices. Particular attention paid to horse-shoeing. Give me a callund I will guarantee satisfaction. 45-ly. sinuses A I ,ISES.... __A1~_.. Hill QERM’S ....KENTâ€"ST_,.... ....LINDSA_Y_.... EVERYTHING BELONCING TO THE SADDLEIIY AND 9I -\ RNESS‘ Til iDE CONSTANTLY KEPT IN STOCK. REPATRING D088 0!! SHORTBST NOTICE. JUST IN YOU CAN WHY 1AM . . OFFERING A FIRST-CLASS A FULL SUPPLY OF THEBEST‘ WATER WHITE COAL OIL. i i CANADIAN AND AMERICAN GO TO LINDSAY WHEN l (? DO BETTER BY DEALING AT nous - TOP BUGS-Y GUARANTEED BEST GRADE THROUGHOUT, WITH THE LATEST . . IMPROVEMENTS, FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ITS D $75.00. NEXT DOOR TO KNUX’S BLACK- SMITH SHOP, FENELON FALLS. THE VERY W Ready-made Clothing at Cost for Cash for 30 Days. -- Every Article a. l. MCFA iiiiiliii. iiillilliii. NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY Furniture. _â€" DURING HOUSE CLEANING A Special Cut in Prices Will be given to those BUYING FOR CASH. My stock is large and complete, consisting of BEDROOM SUITES, Lounges, Centre Tables. Cane and Easy Chairs. Bureaus, Side-boards. and every description of Kiteh in Furniture Pictures Framed to Order. Everything Sold at Lovvest Living Prices 5615’ Undertaking promptly and carefully attended to. I4. 1) FIY NI A N. UNDERTAIIM & Funx‘renz Deanna, Uolborne Street, Feneion Falls. 38’ Residence our the Shop. m Subscribe for the ‘Gazette.’ URAB'L'TY TURNS INFERIOR MAKES “ ABOUT FACE ” TO THE REAR. NSPECT.ON INVITED. GAINER. LM’FAsLAiin HAS EVERYTHING IN GBUGERES. GHUIGEST GUUUS. Bargain. -- RLAND. â€"or ranâ€"â€" County of Victoria. The next sittings of the above Court will be held in Dickson’s hall, Fenelon Falls, ON TUESDAY, DEC. I8Ih, 1894, eommencingat 10 o’clock in the forenoon Friday, December 7th, will be the last day of Service on defendants residing in this county. Defendants living in other coun- ties must be served on or before Dec. 2nd. E. D.IlA.vn, Clerk S. Nsvtson, Bailiff. ' Fenelon Falls, Oct. 10th, 1894. inseaANoE. Mr. Wm. E. Ellis having transferred hi7 Insurance liusim-Ss to me, I am prepared to take risks on all classes of property At Very Lowest Raters None but first-class British and Canadian Companies represented. 39" 1315.12.31 PIEOPERTY at very low rates. James Arnold. J. Neelands, Dentist. Beautiful sets of A riifirinl Teeth inserted for $iti,$:2 and 5H. according to quality Inf teeth and kind of plate. Imitation gold filling icsrrlcul , chtrfl l [lint-1'. : z : vizl‘ great success for painless ;t'xi’:v’.'. '. Vivi. in licArtlmr Ilnuse, i Ir‘v ' . ' i‘ 5 Shin! Tuesday of every t , , . d . . » mum” ' . -. Tl . e f. reonnn. If [lOGKlbIt'.. iOfEcn in Limbo, l on House. in artificial teeth free of nearly opposite the Simp- ‘ Interesting Animal Athietiés. The mt. whose. brain is larger. com- paratwely speaking. than that of any other known creature. spends Its leisure lours in wrestling. running and other athletic sports. i’ierre Ilulicr. sun of Francis lluber. the Ct‘ll'brlliid " blind naturalist,” trllS the following remark- able story concerning ~pni-ts anion: mats: “ I approached uuc day to the. lot-nth cary of snme \vood ants, exposrd to the sun and sheltered from the north. The ants were heaped upon one another in great numbers, appearing to enjoy the temperature of the suriuce of the. nest. None of them were at work, and the immense multitude of insects presented the appearance of a liquid in u szatt- of ebulliilun. upon which the eye could scarcer be fixed without great diiiieulty. but when I examined the conduct of each out I saw that they were (\ppl‘OItcll- ing each other. each moving his anten- nm with astonishing rapidity. each pat.- ting the cheek of one of his fellows. After these preliminaries, which very observed to raise themselves upright on their hind legs by pairs. Struggle to» gether, min each other by mandible. foot or antennae, and then immediately relax their hold, only to renew the attack again in a moment. “ They would fasten to each other's shoulders, embrace, and wrestle. overâ€" throw each other, then raise themselves by turns, each taking revenge without producing any serious mischief. They did not spurt out their venom as they do in their real combats, nor retain their hold upon their opponents with such. obstinucy. I have seen some so eager in these exercises that they would pursue and vanquish several in succes- sion. only struggling with each a few seconds. " In one place two ants appeared to be gatnboling about a stalk of straw, turning alternately to avoid or seize each other, which forcibly brought to my recollection the sport and pastime of young dogs, when they are observed to rise on their hind legs. attempting to bite, overthrow or seize each other, without once closing their teeth." Mr. Huber tells oi other queer habits of ants. such as their running of races, carrying each other on their banks, etc., characteristics which certainly prove that. they are endowed with a very high degree of intelligenceâ€"~tho York Sun. 0â€".0 How Hindoos Use Their Toes. “ Strangers in India,” said Professor E P. Worthington. of Boston, to a St. Louis Globe-Democrat reporter, " are curious ability possessed by the llindoos to use their feet aad toes in various in- dustrial occupations. In the native quarters of the towns it is no one )IDlDOIl sight to see a butcher seize a piece of meat in his hands, and cut it in twu with a stroke oI his knife held between the first and second toes of his foot. The shoemaker uses no last, but turns his hands are busy in shaping it. The carpenter also holds the board he is cutting with his great too, and the wood-turner uses his tools as well with his toes as with his hands. The use of the feet. to assist the hands in their labor is not the result of practice, but, as investigators have proved, is princi- pally due to the fact that the I'Iindoc foot is quite different from ours in its anatomical conformation. ’l'hc ankle of the Hindoo and the articulation at the back of the foot permit considerable lateral motion. Then the toes passes- a surprising mobility and can be moved freely in all directimis. The articula- tion of the Iin is also peculiar, and this rendersit possible to use the toes in handling objects by enabling the Hin- dnn to sit. in a squatting pesitiwn much in re comfortany then We can do." -0-â€"â€"-â€"â€"_-. The most expensive fertilizi'r to the farmer is nitrogen, and this cn~t he can mince on his In“)! by growing clover, cow pans and green crops fur turning under. for the purpose of renovating IIIh HHII. Shanghai boasts of the largest mis- sion press in the world. In connection with it is a type foundry. qu-rc elce~ irniyping and stereotyping are also dune. The press has fonts for piloting in many languages. and i'i'l‘l'y year wilds out more than 35.lill0.flliil pages. Sunflower seed is an excellent egg- producing food and deserves more alien- tion from poultry I'HISL‘I‘B. It Is cuBII] gi‘lill'li in out-nI'â€"iIu--uay placer-r and re- quires little cultivation. Its seed pro, «motion is enormous. one acre often tit-Ming oric hundred bushels It should Iw planted in hills Inur feet apart. 'I'hrw quarts of 5'ch will plan! an acre. The apparatus for keeping the eye , mulsl is t'ultiplv X and t’IIIi‘ItIiI. 1!. com lprim-s the IIICIIT_\IIJHI gland. which re- t‘rrlt'fi theiears; lln- lat-hr} mal earimcle. G13 {\‘i‘ttlilo d air) and local anres- :1 small fleshy body :it the inm-r angle of j th- eir: ; lite puncia Incl-i'yimc. two lsn all openings at. II c tin-‘al I'xirrtultyof l " )i'lId-t; the lat-hryunl ducts, which X I v. ‘. tears into the: nose. and the luck. I . ;, :zal sue, a dilatation of the canal. much resembled caressing. they were 5 usually a good deal surprised at the the unfinished shoes with his feet. while' .-.. mflcw‘v‘"- 1", metre ..- Jud-7h... . «mil-u .«méâ€" L.

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