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_» ; I ~ house ’ is --'7A~ "2" x on em? Nnicnnon Mnnnm'rn (who has an eye on the property himselOâ€"Say, Sroliver, you -don't expect to be there to take out that crop, do you ? Nnronnort Mowar (blandly)â€"Oh, yes. Landlord’s just been looking around, and he finds the property in such good shape that he says he’ll renew my lease. [A Conservative admission of the situation as expressed by the Toronto Evening News] The Man with a Mouth. 1 love the man who knows it all, From east to west, from north to south; Who knows all things, both great and small, And tells them with his tireless mouth; Who holds a listening world in awe ’l‘he while he works his iron jaw. Ot‘ttimes in evening's holy calm, When twilight softens sight and sound And zephyr breathes a perfect psaltn, ’l‘izis fellow brings his mouth around With its long gullop that can tire The eight day clock's impatient ire. llis good, strong mouth! He wields it well ! lle works itjust for all it‘s worth. . Not Sampson’s jawbone famed could tell Such mighty deeds upon the earth. Ile pulls the throttle open wide" And works her hard on every side. «Good Lord. from evils fierce and dire Save us each dayâ€"from fear and woe, From wreck and flood, from storm and fire, From sudden death, from secret foe, From blighting rain and burning drouthâ€" And from the man who plays his mouth. --Robert J. Burdette. -. Brother Gardener on Mottoes. Dar was a time when I believed in Inottues. I believed dat de cooper who hung up in his shop dc motto, ‘It at" latter to be honored dan to be rich.’ orter to he patronized above all odders. .1 ch" him an order fur two cider bar'ls. an' both leaked an’ he lied about it. I believed dot. dc shoemaker who put up do motto. ‘If I cannot be rich, I’ll be honest.’ was de man to make me a pa’r of holes. He made 'cm, an' I nebbor 'had a poorer pa’r. Ilc not only put in do cheapest leather. but he left out half de pegs when peas war only five cents a quart. A good many y’ar ago. when a rag carpet and a set. ob canc seat chairs.- Was considered good enough for any- body's parlor, an’ when sassafras tea an' barley Coll'ee could he Found on de tables ob dc rich. mottoes were all rieht. Dey secured to make de meat no furder and dc apple sass to taste better. But in dis dar an' niuc. when cberybndy goes around wid a chip on his shoulder an’ a dollar in his pocket. mottoes doan‘ count. Univ yesterday I was in a house wid ' God Bless Our Home ' obcr one doah. ‘ Low One Another ' ober a second an' ‘ Keep Your llrart l’ure'ober a third. D.- husband had run away wid dehircd enl. dc wife had set dc house on fire to get (In insurance on do furnichure. an’ do chill'cn war pulling ha'r and tortur- int: de fam‘ly eat. Some of yo‘ wonder- ed whv I moved last fall. It was be- kssea fam‘ly wid u motto moved in next dealt. Dey put. up dc motto of ‘ Love 'l'hy Neighbor as Thyself.‘ an‘ i‘ wa~u't a Week befo' I missed half a ward of weed au' four of my {attest chickens. It was only a question of (me. if dry stuck to dat motto, when my would git do rest of de chickens an’ clean out my cellar. nu’ so I moved away and get along side of a man who hasn't Eben a Gospel hymn book in do Lv‘l. us new ad vicnm bonis to M. QUAD. nur homes " deems-Sm: Uncle Ruins, is yo' I-vws surt- footed ? I‘ ~cle “vinesâ€"I should say he war. 1: ii~l He dun kick me fies ism in d “navy-lace. The Philosophy of the Cow’s Udder. A good deal is said now-a days about the secretion and drawing of milk from the cow's udder. An‘ English paper, the Farmers’ Record, has the following: A cow carries her milk from one milk- ing to the next, held firmly in little reservoirs distributed all through the udder. The valves which open and close the passages from these reservoirs to the tents are under the control of the will, but, like the muscles which close the. neck of the bladder, they are natur- ally kept closed, and are only relaxed by a special efi'ort of the will. At milking time the valves, by a relaxation of the cords which control them, are opened and the milk is let down. in a flood into the the teats. This relaxation does not last long. After a little the special effort to hold open the valves ceases. and they instinctively close again, shu ting elf the flow from the reservoirs and retaining in them any milk which may not have passed out. The habit of not “giving: down ” consists in shortening the time of this relaxation, thus stop- ping the flow from the reservoirs to the tents before the milk is all drawn. The circumstances which tend to make a cow shorten this period of relaxation are rough treatment. fear. grief, solicitudc. loud noisesâ€"in short. anything that at- tracts attention and makes a cow uneasy. The things inducing prolonged relaxa- tion are comfort and quietude. and free- «lom from disturbance and excitement, together with the relief which the flow of milk occasions. When a cow has From any cause acquired the habit of >llOl'IClllUg the titne of “ letting, down ” it is very difficult. and Sometimes imâ€" possible. to overcome it. The best way is to avoid all Occasions of disturbance. and observe well those which promote pleasure for the cow, and to milk as rapidlv as pos.~ibie, consistent with com; Fort. with a view of getting the milk out before the ‘f lettingr down " ceases. Milking rapidly does not mean jerking down sharply, or moving with hasty or irregular motions in the presence of the cow. Such a course would counteract the very thing aimed at. The motion of the tnilker should not be such as to attract suspicion. They should be de- liberate and cool, but nothing should be allowed to interrupt or retard the work. This will produce constant relief to the udder. The milker should bear con- stantly in the mind the fact that the “ letting down " is short and that every moment should be used to the best ad- vantage. When the milk ceases to flow the milking should stop at. once. whether it is all out or not. There is no good hanging on after the milk stops coming, as it only cultivates the habit of “ hold- ing back." There is nothing here to object to in practice. Mâ€".â€"â€"_-â€" The principal agricultural product of 3 Germany is potatoes; the second is hey; i the third is beets. Whey and skim milk have more iced- iug value than many suppose. One hun- i dred pounds of whey contain. as a rule, 3 four pounds of sugar. three-fourths of I. pound of cheese, and often as much but- . ter fat as cheese that the unskilled ‘ cheese and buttemakers generally allow to escape than in manufacture. . MONEY TO LOAN. MILLINERY MILLINERY x’kfrs. Harley Int: (2 splma'z'a’ stock of rllz'llz'izery for [lie Spring grade, [0 w/ric/z the (nitration of intending pur- c/zczsers 2's z'uztz'ku’. WALL PAPER WALL PAPER At Me Lowest Prices. WINDOW PAPER FANCY GOODS MATERIALS Foa FANCY WORK - TOYS IN GREAT VARIETY STAMPING DONE Eggs ' Taken in Exc/zngc. MRS. HEELEV. I have recently had a considerable, ‘ though limited, sum of money placed with me for loaning on farms at Five and a-half per cent. Parties wishing to borrow on these terms should not delay to make application. Large amounts of funds, at slightly higher rates, according to security. In :most cases solicitor work, is done at my office, insuring speed and moderate expenses. . Allan S. Macdonell. Barrister &c., Lindsay. LINDSAY Marble Works. t R. CHEEBERS are is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery work. Marble Table Tops,Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. WORKSâ€"In rear 0 the. market on Cam- bridge street, opposite Matthews‘ pn:king house. Being a practical workman all should see his dcsignsand compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. BOBT. CHAMBERS. ‘ North of the Town Hall. C O PYRI G H TS. CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT 9 For a romlpt answer and an honest oplnion.write to ID N do 00., who have had near] fifty years’ experience in the patent business. mmunlcap- tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In.- formatlon concerning Pntents and how to ob- tatn them sent tree. Also a catalogue otmechano ice! and scientific books sent free. Patents taken through Mann & 00. receive special notice in the Scientific American, and t us are brought widely before the public with- out cost to the inventor. This Splendid nper. issued weekly. elegantly illusgrnted. has b {parthe largest circulation or an s lenttflc wor In the world. 83 ayear. Sam 0 co ies sent tree. Bulldin Edition mon lily. a your. Single co Ies,'.'; cents. I'lvery num er contains beau- ti ui plates. in colorsfind ghotogra he of new houses. with plans. enn ling under-a show the latest deal a and secure contracts. Address MUNN 00.. NEW YORK. 361 BROADWAY. a .â€"__._____..__.__..â€"____â€"_..._ David Chambers, General Blacksmith, Francis-st, Fenelon Falls Blacksmithingin allits difl‘erentbranches done on short notice and at the lowest living prices. Particular attention paid to horse-shoeing. Give me a collnnd I will guarantee satisfaction. 45-ly. HARNEES ....TRUNKs.... m-VALISES-m -â€" AT-â€" .lflllli BEBRY’S ...-KENT-ST-,.... ....LINDSA.Y..... â€"_â€" EVERYTHING BELONGle TO THE SADDLERY AND H AIINESS TRADE COXSTAXTLY KEPT IN STOCK. REPAIRING DONE 0N SHORTEST NOTICE. GO TO Ll YOU CAN BY DEALI WHY XDSAY WHEN D0 BETTER NG AT HOME '2. I AM . . OFFERING A FIRST-CLASS GUARANTEED BEST GRADE TI! lMPROYEMENTS, FOR $75.00. TOP BUG-GI? ROUGIIOUT, WITH THE LATEST THE LOW PRICE OF ITS DURABILITY TURNS INFERIOR MARI-IS .“ ABOUT FACE " TO THE REAR. ' INSPECTION INVITED. The Inlproved “ BUCIiA-EI’E ” Phaeton Cur-t M. .... .. --_ .. xsxr noon re KNUX’S BLACK- SMITH snor, ,, FENELON FALLS. S. S. OPPOSITE BENSON softens. turn a so. new also cross. HOUSE. LINDSAY. New Fall and Winter Jackets, New Dress Goods. New Underwear forLadieS and Children, New Trimming Braids, New Corsets and Gloves, New F rillings and Ties. New Handkerchiefs, New Flannels and Flaunclcttes. New Towellings, Cottons and Shirtings. Gentlemen’s Furnishings Complete. We cordiallyinvite you to call and examine our new Fail Slack. One price to .. everybody. 33 KENT-Si, LINDSAY. Opposite the Benson House. khan &. co. $EA$J THE HATHAWAY P starts Pat. um. 19. 1889. WWI! mwnum Size. S. ATENT FENCE WIRE. Most Attractive in Design, and will stand a Test Breakage of 2,500 lbs. SHOVELS, PICKS, FORKS, FULL STOCK BUILDING HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, AND WHITE LEAD, . A FULL ASSOBTMENT 0F TIHWARE, ALL OF WHICH WILL BE SOLD AT 1100K BOTTOM PRICES F01: (1.4.311. BABY canmacns $5.00 AND UP. To the Patrons: Land Plaster $6.00 and $7.00 Per Ton IN CAR LOTS. JOE HEARD. BACE§___A_GAIN. respectfully informs his numerous old cus- tomers and the public generally that he has returned to Fenelon Falls and resumed 'The Boot and Shoe Business in the store lately occupied by Mr. S. Nevil son on the east side of Colbornc street, and hopes by turning out GOOD WORK AT LOW PRICES to obtain a fair share of patronage. @“ Drop in, leave your measure and be convinced that he can do as well for you as any boot or shoemaker in the county. All kinds of REI’AIB-S ICXIECU'FED with neatness and dcspatch. J. Neelands, Dentist. Beautiful sets of Artificial Teeth inserted for $10,3i2 and SH. according to quality of teeth and kind of plate. Imitation gold killing inserted in artificial teeth free of charge. Gus (vitalized air) and local nosey theiici used with great success for painless extraction. V’sits the McArthur House, Fem-Ion Pullaflbe third Tuesday of every month. Call in the forenoou, if possible. 083cc in Lindsay nearly opposite the Simp- son House. NOTICE. To the residents of Fenelon Falls. ' l T.k " I - . ‘u-‘s . reniotiiizgmlzilb‘iii inlayt SNIIIEZrZ‘I‘rd‘INHI'l‘CII lill: fected with diphtheria to Fenelon l-‘alis will be quarantined fora period of 14 days. or longer, a the discretion of the board oi llcnlth. Thc.citizens of Fenelon Falls who do not wish to be so inconvenienced will govern themselves accordingly. By order at the Board of Health. ‘A. WILSON, ll. 1)., Medical limit/r (lflt'v‘cr Fenelon Falls, Feb‘y 22nd, 189:1. M. i'. ' The “ Fenelon Falls Gazette" is printed every Friday at the. other, on the corner of May and Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION SI A YEAR IN ADVANCE. or one cent per week will he added as long as itrcmnihs unpaid. Advertising; flutes. Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line per unuum. Casual advertiser-rents. 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line {or every subsequent inner- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or less, upon reasonable terms. ' JOB PRINTING of all ordinary kinds executed neatly. cor- rectly and at moderate prices. I‘ 3.1). HAND. l‘toyn'uer. .9. J