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i at . -. Mvwmwwn-w. .c it coated at $100,006. A Thrifty Family. The old man pressed me so hard to go home with him that I finally concent- ed. He hadn't. said anything about his family, and my surprise was great when six strapping big: girls. all seem- ing to be about twenty-live years ol’agc, ~cnmc galloping down to the gate to meet us. It was summer time, and all were barefooted and without hats. Tley tool: the mules and waggon off to the barn, and as we sat down on the veranda -to smoke hc‘queried: “Haiot seen a more likely drove of gels anywhar' in thisstatc, I consider?" “ No. Ad your own?" “ Every blamed one i" “All of 't-ut appear to be old enough to get married off?" “Plenty old enough, but that hain't the progrannny.” “ Then there's a programme to it, eh ?” ' “ Sartin. Stranger, what do you think to reckon I was wuth when I struck this locality twelve years ago? Jest one span of old mcwls,‘a rickety virgin anti forty cents in cash. What am I wuth now? Waal. you couldn't buy my land short of $15,000, to say nuthin of stock and tOols. She’ll figger powerful clus to $20,000, \I Should say.” a, “ You must be a hustler to farm and have struck crops just right?" "No, nuthin of the sort. Ihain’t no hustler, and crops ‘has-bcen mighty poro. It’s them six gals as has did it all'fur me. and they is still a-doiu.” “ You don’t mean they work the farm ?' “No. sir. I work the farm, and they work on the ieelin’s of the men folks around here. Every one has had a breach 0’ promise case, and that gal . with the splat feet has had two and is gettiu ready to imtitoot a third. All of' 'cm has got verdicts or settled their cases, and the l'atn'ly is walking right into richness. The county is pooty well Worked out. however, and I'm try- ing to sell out and strike another local- ity. Be you a married man ?" “ Yes.” “ Shoo! I’d got it you was single. The gals will be disapp’intcd, but we’ll make you to home jest the same. Come in and meet up with the old woman. She's also got a lawsuitâ€"suin' a filler fur liftiu his hat to her as he drnv by. and we shan't take uuthiu less'n $1,000 in cash to settle." M. QUAD. â€"~~â€"0 @â€" c He Explained. The newly wedded couple boarded the train at a village station, and a crowd of about a hundred people saw them off. The groom was a strapping youngr fol- 'low, with sunburncd face and hands and hour's grease on his hair, while the bride might have been the “ hired gal " on the same farm. They had no soon- er taken a seat than he put his arm around her and began to caress one of lzer hands. A voice in rearof' them crird out “ Spoons l" but the bridegroom gave no Sign. Pretty soon he pulled her head over on his shoulder. and there was a tittcr from the rear of the car. The head staid right. there, how- ever, and Josh got both her hands in his one paw. Three or four voices cried out "Oh!" and “ All l" but it was f'ul- ly two minutes belbrc he tenderly push- ed her away and rose up and looked around and said: “ We are married. It- was a case of luv. We. sparked for seven years. She‘s my violet. and I'm her towerin’ oak. We've got. 180 miles to go, and we are goin to spoon every darned rod of it, and il' thnr's any critter here who thinks he can't stand it he kin git out. and walk 1" .9- The Tireless Stormy Petrol. During a recent trip across the Atlan- tio the passengers on one steamer had a vivid illustration of the endurance of the stormy petrol. Shortly after the ship left the ll‘lsll coast two or three of these birds were siehttd at the stern of the ship. One had been caught at some previous time, and its captor tied a bit of‘ red flannel or ribbon around its neck and let it go. The bit of red made the bird very cons; icunns, and it Could be easily identititd. 'l‘hat bird with others that could not. be seen so easily lirllowed the ship clear across the ocean. Rarely. during the tl:|_\'lllll0 at least. was it out, of siuht, and if for an hour or two it Was lost to view while feeding on the refuse cast overboard. it soon reappeared, and the last seen of it was within a few l miles of Sandy Hook. when it disappear- ed. perhaps to follow some outward bound steamer back to Ireland. the fact in comidcred that the ship dnv and night went at an average speed of 20 miles an hour. the. feat performed by the daring ocean traveller can be better appreciated. When or how it rested is inexplicable. am.“ A section if» by 600 feet of the roof of the cast. annex of the tnanu‘hcturers' building at the World's Fair gmumk at Chicago collapsed from the weight of snow on Saturday. Machinery hall also sum-red unruly. The loss is t:in I , fut-iv .2' $0.82? Stomachthiver Cure The Most Astonishing Medical Discovery of the Last One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Rectan. It is Safe and Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervinc Tonic has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been knoWn by a few of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. . This medicine has‘completely solved the problem of the cure of indi~ gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervinc tonic qualities which it; possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No. remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strength- encr of the life forces of the human body, and as a great rcnewer of a broken-down constitution. It is £150 of more real permanent value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a. marvelous cure for nerv- ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change in lifc,vshould not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It; will carry'them safely over‘the danger. This great strengthener and cura- tive is of inestimablc value to the aged and infirm, because its great; energizing properties will give them a. new hold on life. It; will add ten' or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen ' bottles of the remedv each year. ll" IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, Paralysis,' Frightful Dreams, Nervous Paroxysms and Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Nervous Choking, Weakness of Extremities and Hot Flashes, Fainting, Palpitation of the Heart, ;. Impure and Impovcrished Blood, Mental Despondency, Boils and Carbuncles, Sleeplessness, Scrofula, St. ’Vitus’ Dance, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Nervousness of Females, Consumption of the Lungs, Nervonsness of Old Age, Catarrh of the Lungs, Neuralgia, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Pains in the Heart, Liver Complaint, Pains in the Back, Chronic Diarrhoea, Failing Health, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic. NERWOES BENEA§E®O As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most; delicate individual. Ninetenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient; supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand Weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not con- tain a. sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our pressnt; mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous dc- rangement. CRAWFORDSVILLE, Inn, Aug. ‘20, '86. To fix: Grant .90th American Medicine (:0. .- Duan Gns'rszâ€"I desire to any to you that I nuances Wramnox. of Brownsvnllcy, Ind.. says: “ I had been in a distressed condition for have suffered for many years with a. very serious disease of the. stomach and nerves. I tried every medicine I could hear of. but: nothing done me any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Nervlno Tonic and Stomach and Liver Core, and since using several bottles of it I must say thntIam sur- prised nt its wonderful powers to cure the atom- nch and general nervous system. If everyone knew the value of this remedy as I do you would not be able to supply the demand. . A. HABDEB. Ex-Trcas. Montgomery Co. three years from Nervousness. Weakness of the Stomach. Dyspepsia, and indigestion. until my health was gone. I had bmn doctoring con- stantly. wlth no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Net-vine. which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctor-lug I ever did in my life. I would advise every weakly per- son to use this valuable and lovely remedy . a. few bottles of it has cured me completely. I consider it the grandest medicine in the world." INDIGESTION AND DYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Hervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of When I the human stomach. No person can afford ’to pass by this jewel of incal- culahle value who is affected by disease of the stomat 11, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the ONE and ONLY ONE great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There 13 no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine ’l‘onic. llanrnn'r E. “ALL. of Waynetown. Ind. says: 1 "I owe my life to the Great South American Nervlnc. I had been in bod for five months from the. effects 0! at: exhausted stomach. Indlgestlon. Nervous Frustration. and a general shattered condition of my whole system. llad glven up all hopes of gettlng well. Hm! tried three doc- tors. with no relief. The first. bottle of the Nerv- ln: 'I‘onlc Improved me so much that lwzu ablcto walk about. and a few bottles cured me entirely. I believe it is the best medicine in the world. can not recommend it. too highly.” Mas. ELLA A. Burns. of New Ross, Indiana. ways: "I cannot cxpress how much I owe to the Norvlne Tonic. My system was completely slrnt~ tcrcd. appetite gone, wan coughing and spitting up blood; am sure I was in the first stages of consumption. an inheritance handed down through Several generations. I began taking like Nervlnc Tonic. and continued its use for ,ubout six months. and um entirely cured. It 1 l is the grandest. remedy for nerves, stomach and l lungs I have ever seen." No remedy compares with Rom AMERICAN NCIH'ISE no a cure for the Xenon. .\'o remedy com- pares with South American Service as a wondrous cure for the Stomach. compare with South American Nervlnc as n curator all forms of falling health. It never fall: to cum Chorca or St. \ itus' Dance. Its powers to euro lndlgmtion and Dyspepsia. build up it: whole qutcm an: wonderful in the extreme. l l and infirm. Do not. neglect to use thla tile axed. Us :1. area: friend to the arm it you do. you may neglect. the only remedy which will restore safe. and very pleasant to the taste. Service is perfect .‘x'o remedy will at all :. never fails to It cures the old. the ynonrz. and the mid. precious boon; you to health. South American Delicate ladies, do not fall to use this great cvre. beesus- it will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks, and quickly drive I.“ your dlmbllltfcs and “taint-salsa. Price, Large 16 ounce Bottle EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTED. If not kept by Druggists order direct from Dr. E. BETCHGH, Crawfordsvllle, For Sale at F enclon Falls by - w. a. merit. Celhsme $1.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. At Prices to Suit the Closest of to turn out Clothes Buyers. Wm M OUR STD CK OF â€"+*°’~9 Overcoatings, Trouserings and. Sailings ' Mâ€"lIs-COMPLETE.â€"~+~â€"se «O Mummwmoomwowvon As a. proof of "the popularity of our clothing, We may note that orders are continually coming in from Manitoba and the Northâ€"West, CLARK & SN. .§ Farm in Sale [ll in Bani. "WALL PAPERS. The west parts of lots 23 and 2‘4 in the 1 lth concession of FENEIJON, ‘7190 acres, close tofthe Villagc‘of Fenelon Falls. - . 106 Acres Cleared, ’ and part seeded down. 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