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BUSINESS CARDS. MEDICAL. Dr- Mallory PHYSICIAN ' AND SURGEON -. Office : Reive Block, Colborne. A. E. Mallory, M.D., CM., L.R.C.P., A F.R.CS., Ed. - T. B. HEWSON, M. D., l. K. C. S., l. ii. c. p., Edinburg. PHYSICIAN, SURGEON, &c. Colborne, Ont. Oifice : In the residence, 3 doors east of Registry Office. j h purdy, dds, lds, DENTIST, COBOIJRG. W. C, ROBERTSON, D. D, S., L. D. 5. DENTIST. OFFICE, SCOUGALE BLOCK. Castleton every Thursday. G T R TIME TABLE GOI11G WEST Express, (except Mondays) ,'. . 3.52 a.n Loca...................... 6.34 a.m Passenger..................12.06 p.r Express.................... 6.04 p.r GOInG EAST. Express....................10.48 a.r, Passenger.................. 5.07 p.K Passenger.................... 8,14 p.n Wood For Sale. The undersigned has a quantity of | good hard wood for sale. Also a quantity of limbs and elm, which will | be delivered at reasonable rates. Apply to CLAYTON DUDLEY, j Dundonald i Frank L.Webb, B A, LLB, BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, N 0-TARY, Etc. OFFICE--King St. Colborne, Ontario Company aud private funds to loan on themost favorable terms at ii per cent. W. L. Payne, M.A., LL.D. BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, NOTARY Public and Conveyancer. First Door East Registry Office, COLBORNB. h. f. hunter, BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, NOTARY ETC, ETC. BRANCH OFFICE, COLBORNE.. First door West Division Court Oflice Ground Floor, Yeomen's Block. Attending every Saturday afternoon and Monday until 4 o'clock, p, m, HEAD OFFICE, BOWMANVILLE. MONEY TO LOAN at 41-2 Per cent George Drewry, B.A, gARRISTER, SOLICITOR, ETC. Office :--Nesbitt Block, Brighton. e. g. s. hjjyck, k c. Cobourg. MISOBLLANBOTJS. Smith Hinman ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES, Lot 13, Concession 4, Cramahe, Dundonald P.O. O. S. Moore Office and Residence, Castleton. G. E. R. Wilson QENERAL INSURANCE AND REAL Estate Agent, «TMoney to Loan at 5 to 6 per cent Office Yeoman's Block. Liverpool, London & Globe Insurance Co. Invested Fund........$30,000,000 Funds Invested in Canada, 900,000 Dwellings, Churches and Farm Property, Apply to GEO. SANDERSON, Agent, Colborne. Dr. James E. Aiyca, Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist honor graduate ontario * veterinary college. OFFICE-Residence, Percy st. Colborne All Domestic Animals Treated Scientifically. Lameness and Castration a Specialty. Calls day or night promptly attended R A HART, i*GENERAL INSURANCE and Ken] vJ Estate. Monev toLoan. CASTLETON, - - ONTARIO. H. Hicks, Licensed Auctioneer, HAS RETURNED TO BRIGHTON and is prepared to look alter any business entrusted to him. Terms Moderate. II. H1CICS. J. Reives, Licensed Auctioneer. MR.J. H. REN WICK, Organist of Methodist Church, Port Hope wiil be in town every Monday to start classes in Piano and Organ play ing also Voice Culture. Mr. Renwick may be seen at Mrs. Yule's any " 1 from 12 o'clock noon to 5.30 p.m. Jersey Cows For Sale. TWO high grade Jersey cows due to come in early in April are offered for sale. For particulars apply at ENTERPRISE OFFICE, Colborne, Ont. ____Marks Designs Copyrights &c. i'l't'i, 11 .'■■.'.■■.; i : ■ I. 1 'II nil ' I sstrictlyc' ■ tlilentla! ' lanrt'eook ou 1'ati I r» sent free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken tfirouth Munn & Co. receive special notice, without charge, in the Scientific American; a handsomely illustrated weekly ^"jH^gg^ year*'°ourmon^^^ newsdealers MUNN *Co.»«*--* New York Branch Office, 996 F St., Washington, D. C. For Sale. THE undersigned offers for sale a thorougbbied 2 year old Hoi stein bull, also a Yorkshire boar for service JOSEPH CLARKE. To Rent. OFFERS will be received by the undersigned for the use of the Colborne Driving Park for one or more years. H. GALE, A. E. MALLORY, Sec.-Treas. Pres. Dizzy ? Then your liver isn't acting ■veil. You suffer from biliousness, constipation. Ayer's Pilis act directly on the liver. For 60 years they have been the Standard Family Pill. Sinai! doses cure. Aiidra«5™i.u, FARMERS ! Do not forget to call on M.J. DOYLE for all kinds of Farm Implements, Wagons, Carriages and Buggies of. every description. Harness of all kinds and allothei articles used upon the farm. Money to loan at the lowest possible rate. Also agent for real estate, both farm and village property also first-class hotel property in East Northumberland for sale at a bargain. By placing your order with M. J. Doyle at his office you save the expense tirat other firms incur by sending travelers to your home. Anecdotal. As a result of the chronic state of iroujiit in Australia, much attention is being given to the question of irrigation, and the story goes that a minister who was asked to appoint a day of prayer for rain answered that the people ought to prity less and dam more. When Mr. Chamberlain was about to Begin the speech which he made from the balcony of the Marine Hotel, at Durban, :ie was startled by the sudden apparition of a reporter who slid down a pillar From the roof, and arrived breathless ,-, but notebook in hand. Mr. tin was astonished. "Whom do t of one of his iy to be freely r," '■Laughter," 0 to contain a 1 am detaining io, no,' and 'Go Judge Bacon freq uently enlivens by Ins remarks the drear} in the Bloonisburv County Court. "How can two men talk understand each noisy plain till' and defendant tli other day; "it takes twe To a lady witness: "Raise your \ put back your ha a little. I vv see your eyes. 1 tongue"68 111016 tell-tale th-a 1 her ' Xiunerous stories are told of th artist f of a gentler ling before a building quite a uisranee from the Washington monument. "Are you in trouble?" he asked her. "No, sir," she replied; "thank yon very iiiue.il. I am not in trouble, but my patriotic feelings overcome me when f gaze upon the tomb of the 'Father of his Country."' "I quite understand.*' he said, kindly; "but, madam, you have m«de a mistake. This is not the tomb or Washington; it is over yonder. This is the icediouse." Quickly ceasing her weeping, the lady rose and moved away. Theie is nothing that that cheery old gentleman, the Pope, enjoys more than hugging himself on the fact that he is a youth in all but years. Recently a favorite cardinal was dining with him, and after the removal of the dessert the guest drew from his pocket a dissertation on St. Peter, and proceeded to read, but stuck fast at an ill-written word. The Pope insisted on his handing him the manuscript, and deciphered it at once, smilingly remarking, "You see, my dear friend, you ought always to carry spec-at your age. Do buy a pair. For my self, I rarely need them." The cardinal is sixty, the Pope well over eighty. When Kidney Lee, »-lu> will .shortly lecture in Toronto, delivered his first lecture in the Lowell Institute course, he spoke of those Americans who went tc England and achieved distinction there and thus obtained a place in his "Nation al Dictionary of English Biography." He referred to the residence of Count Rum ford in Rumford, N.H., afterward called Concord, which, the lecturer said with warmth, is a name known to the learned liroughout tlhe ' confusing of the Concord, Mass., was r< gravity of the audience, merit increased when some realized that the chief literary renown of Concord, N. H., comes at the present tiiue from "Mother" Eddy! Tii-e.igh .-.princely in "bestowing" a: was so mean during life that he would, it i, -aid, even avoid paving his ' at a tavern reckoning whenever he contrive. It was only after long f ing and importunity thaUhe couh be got to pay his bills. An amusing is told of a combat he once had v roadmaker wno 'had called for pa; for some work he had done outsit doctor's door. "How, you rascal,' ich for the .,'Ui. Crystal Springs Soda water factory Is now ready to supply the public with pure ' soda drinks of twenty different kinds put up neat and pure. Being sixteen years in the business in the States and Canada I can guarantee my drinks to the public, viz: in the mineral waters, selser soda, lithia sweet drinks, dandelion root beer, cider, birch beer, iron sarsasparilla, ginger ale, cream soda, wine, cream and cherry soda, lemon sour, lemon soda, rock and rye, royal ginger ale, Belfast ginger ale. or any kind of drinks, made to order. R. HANEY Colborne, 5 Ont. FOR SALE. A neat marble counter fountain with ten syrups and all connections, would take a horse for part payment. Also two hardwood counters and a .lass partition, one set of store window blinds. Apply at the Crystal Springs, R. HAN'EY. Jas. Blacklock, UNDERTAKER, GRAFTON. Coffins, etc: Prices and Terms Unit do not burden. Now is the Time To get ready for spring. Our goods are all in and you will get first choice of the nobbiest goods in Smiting, Panting, Overcoatings, Hats, Caps, etc*, we have ever shown. Order your suit early and avoid the rush. E.J.COX, Merchan Tailor, Colborne, Ontario. Eggs for Hatching. PURE bred Bronze _ turkeys <;ggs : 25 cents each. Mammoth Pekiu ducks eggs $1.00 per setting of 11. Black Latigshaus,Buff Cochins.Golden Wyndotts, White Wyndotts, Barred Plymoth Rocks $1. per setting of 13. S. C. W. Leghorns, Black Spanish. R. C. W. Leghorns and S. S. Hamburgs, $1.00 per setting of 15. Some fine Cockerels for sale. GEO. A. GUMMER 38--6w. . Colborne Ont. Caid of Thanks iturning thanks to our for past ^favors we would intimate that we are now ready to fill orders for Builders' supplies at the Builders' Emporium. Estimates furnished and contracts taken. Those intending to build will do well to place their orders early and thus avoid the rush. Ornamental, Leaded, Chipped and Plate Glass on hand and to order-- oine small plates very cheap. WM. H. IVES. Contractor & Build e r. FARM FOR SALE. THE undersigned offers.his farm for sale on easy terms. It is situat-11 the Kingston gravel road one mile west of Colborue, iD the township of Haldimand and being lot one Con. A, containing 130 acres more or less. There is a good frame bouse 22x30, wing 20x22, wood shed 18x30 also small dwelling for hired help, barn x36 82 with wing 30x40 all 011 8 foot wall granerv 18x24. There is a fine spring creek a good site for trout poud also good running spring water in house, barn aud stable. Four acres of orchard which sold for between $250 and 300.00. There is also eight acres of woods. For terms apply to S. H. Sctpiture iave spoilt my pavement'and covered it iver with earth to hide your bad work." Doctor," was the man's smart retort, not the onlv bad work the earth "You dog!" replied Radcliffe, a wit; you must indeed be poor. A Minneapolis paper declares thai time ago the two Younger broth- > West circles of Jess exclusive set, were liberated t j twenty years' imprisonment. The s. j. racKER, UNDERTAKER,COLBORNE, R. P. D. PHILIPS Colborne. Ont. Pianos & Organs, M.J.DOYLE, Colborne, - Ont. Stock for Sale. T1IF. undersigned has the follow-4 1 y.-a. ..hi Ayrshire, bulls. Brood mare in foal. Je H* Douglas, Warkworth, Ont ' 1,0 t ied, with ; Whv. this -- play was nmniti .vent in." He had just made M-eaking discovery that the 'Uncle Tom's Cabin." iss1 "Good g of oaths; CANADA LIFE Assurance Company Capital and funds over1 $25,600,000 Surplus profit account over $1,800,000 Annual income over $3,700,000 Assurance in force over $8g,ooo,ooo Canada's leading and oldest company. Don't insure your life until Soon Counted. All kinds of questions c-c "£•* the OOLO OUST iwtes do your work," Ars you a slave to housework ? _ GOLD DUST has done more than anything else to emancipate women from tn» back-breaking burdens of the household. It cleans everything about the house--pots, pans, dishes, clothes and woodwork. Saves time, money and worry. Made only by THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY, Chicago, New York. Boston. Montreal. to horsemen! The undersigned having leased the Colborne Driving Park grounds are offering free box stalls and straw to horsmen who wish to train on the track. The sand roads in this district are unsurpassed for jogging pur- class condition and will be kept i that shape throughout the season JOHN COYLE J. S. YEOMANtS Coll. .. ne, April 8th, 1903. For Sale. Choice Groceries, Fresh Meats. For Choice Groceries and Provisions call on JOS. E.VASSAW, Castleton His stock is well assorted, new and fresh. His teas are the finest in the world. Oysters in bulk or by the glass. Canned goods, etc. Fresh and cured meats and fish always in stock. Prices Right. . -- -- broken fro,,,,........ ship of Cramahe. The soil loam. There is ou the farm f 1 dwelling, nearly new, two bar; stables attached, and a drivi and stable. The farm is wat< having access to the lake, tvv and a spring 111 >vood lot. Tn 25 acres of woods and a yoiui in", orchard. The farm is , two miles south-west of the vi Colborne, and one mile east ol port. It is suitable for gram, d or stock raising. It is wit •IJ.E.VASSAW CASTLETON, - ONT. WATCH & J£W£LERY REPAIR SHOP Colbor : butter iaily paper ;asionally n "Editor c . impatience he . is not surprising. This was handed to the an ,-espondents man, and in t: yt the paper he repine, to it "Two--male and femaile." John Morrow, \j£ent, - - Colborne. A. O. U. W. assessment system, SO, $1,000, $1,500 or $2,000. FAITH LODGE, No 123,Colborne.Out.,meets in the, A. O. U. *#. Hal. every second «i.d ourtlr Thursday of each month at 8:00 11.111. jos. beli.amy! m. w. J.S. JONES Watch Maker and Jeweler. Colborne, - Ont. For Sale. Pumps. We manufacture the wooden-handle model and CONE pumps from the best MATERIAL, at the Obi t. Card Factory. Also repair all kinds of pumps promptly . J. McCOLL,