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Arm Landers Let me die naturally Dear Ann want to share with you something written by Robert Test of the Cincinnati Post know you will find it as inspiring and as beautiful as did Sincerely yoursJSK AtIaiita Dear JSK Beautiful indeed received permission today from the author to share his philosophy with my readers and here it is To Remember Me The day will come when my body will lie upon white sheet neatly tucked under four corners of mattress located in hospital busily occupied with the living and the dying alllston by Margaret Stoltz 4357676 St Pauls Roman Catholic Schools Ukulele Band con ducted by Mr Des Carroll had busy evening recently Close to 25 girls gathered at St Johns United Church to entertain following the Christmas Dinner of the Alliston Golden Age Club they provided lovely program neighborly news which included many familiar tunes and concluded with medley of Christmas songs From there they journeyed on to the Community Centre where the Rotary Club was entertaining their wives and families as well as Rotarians from Beeton and other guests including the District Governor for District 707 Mr Crooks Although some members were unable to attend due to sickness or road conditions 185 sat down to turkey dinner with all the trimmings served by the ladies of the UCW with Rev and Mrs Sliilton of the host church as guests President Earle Magec was Master of Ceremonies and con ducted the choir for few numbers which concluded the program Following the dinner and pro gram at the arena the group of approximately 150 enjoyed dan cing to music provided by Disc Jockey OIHILICIIIS PROGRAM former resident of the Alliston area Douglas Hand son of Mrs Jean Hand of Alliston and the late Marvin Hand has become Fellow of the Institute of Canadian Bankers FICB having com pleted the necessary education program Born in Shelburne Doug Hand attended Burns school now ADTEC and continued his education in the city when the family moved to Willowdale Employed by the Toronto Dominion Bank since 1962 he was at head office teaching first and second year accoun tants prior to his appointment as manager of the Bronte Branch of that Bank With his wife Ruth and their two children Douglas resides in Burlington SHOWER Mrs Robert Campbell enter tained 35 ladies at her home recently at miscellaneous shower in honor of brideelect Bev Jevons whose marriage to Chris Darling takes place in St Johns United Church this month Miss Javons expressed sincere appreciation to friends for the many beautiful gifts and the hostess served lovely lunch during the social hour GATHERING Mr and Mrs Elmer Blakely attended family gathering in Cookstown recently arranged in honour of Marions mothers 80th birthday PROGRAMS Christmas programs are be ing held in all the churches bet ween now and Christmas and on Sunday evening Dec 18th Four local church choirs are combining to present portion of the Messiah in St Johns United Church at 730 pm toro station Bessie Crawford 4873921 Euchre was played Monday as usual at the community cen tre Prizes went to Mrs Helen McKay first Arnold Greenv halgh first for men second prizes went to Mrs Peaches Bragg and Angus Dove third prize went to Mrs Georgina Hutchinson and Lloyd Schram and the low went to Mrs Eunice Greenhalgh and Bob DelTart Lunch was served The Christmas euchre will be Mon day and will feature extra prizes and special lunch star ting at 815pm All welcome Congratulations are extended to Mr and Mrs Doug Freer on the arrival of baby boy Mark Jonathan on Dec Mark has one brother threeyearold Todd Congratulations go to Mr and Mrs Wally Hill nee Carol Gently of Toronto on the re cent arrival of sevenlb threeoz baby girl Mr and Mrs Ernie Gentle are proud grandparents for the first time At certain moment doctor will determine that my brain has ceased to function and that for all intents and purposes my life has stopped When that happens do not attempt to instill artificial life into my body by the use of machine And dont call this my deathbed Let it be called the bed of life and let my body be taken from it to help others lead fuller lives Give my sight to the man who has never seen sunrise babys face or love in the eyes of woman Give my heart to person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car so that he might live to see his grandchildren play Give my kidneys to one who depends on machine to exist Take my bones every muscle every fibre and nerve in my body and find way to make crip pled child walk Explore every corner of my brain Take my cells if neces sary and let them grow so that someday speechless boy will shout at the crack of bat and deaf girl will hear the sound of rain against her window Burn what is left of me and scatter the ashes to the winds to help the flowers grow If you must bury something let it be my faults my weak nesses and all prejudice against my fellow man If by chance you wish to remember me 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