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AINN LANDERS In 1886 Lila Moon nee Fell and 34 greatgrandchildren was born marked the occasion with In 1976 her 23 grandchildren white orchid corsage and 90 LILA MOON Woman knocks Anns advice Dear Ann In the past you have been willing to admit it when you have made mistake hope you will do so again refer to your advice to the woman whose husband wanted her to spice up their night life on occasion by wearing black nylons and garter belt to bed Your counsel was absolutely rotten Obviously the wife felt uncomfortable about it or she wouldnt have written to ask if it was all right Why didnt you tell her to ask her husband how HE would feel if she asked him to wear leopardskin jock strap and beat on his chest before jumping into bed It is obscene to impose ones crazy fantasies on other people believe its high time men and women put an end to the glorifi cation of kinky standards set by pornographic magazines and dirty movies and got in touch with their own feelings Sign mFA Wife From Missouri Dear Wife The question put to me was Is it all right My reply was Yes If you enjoy it What goes on between man and his wife behind closed doors nobodys business but theirs THEY decide what is right dont agree that my advice was rotten but if YOU think so respect your right to ignore it Dear Ann Landers All my life have been yelled at by womenfirst my mother and grandmother who lived with us and my aunts who visited often My dads second wife yelled at me lot So did the neighbors and three oldmaid schooltea chers During summer vacation four secretaries yelled at me when was an office boy went into the service in 1965 was yelled at by the WACs and nurses Afterl got out of the service took job at resort There was yelled at by waitresses chambermaids and the woman who managed the place made vow would never marry because had had enough of being yelled at by women Five months ago moved in with this chick She is just great Never once has she yelled at me Now shes pressuring to get married but Im afraid shell start to yell as soon as she gets the ring through my nose What do you thinkAIlergic To Yelling Dear AI Your guess is as good as mine Living together isnt marriage If you havent told the chick about your al lergy do so at once An ounce of prevention Dear Ann Landers For goodness sake Ann please put this letter in the paper My friend and are both 10 years old She slept over last night This morning we decided to cook our own breakfast When we finished cooking the frying pan caught on fire be cause we left it on the stove with small flame under it tDUMB panicked and rushed the frying pan to the sink and ran cold water on it The whole pan blew up The fire did go out but the kitchen was filled with black smoke We were scared to death my mother would find out and never let us cook again What should we have done to keep the frying pan from blowing upStill Shaking Dear When grease catches on fire the best thing to do is throw salt on it immediately This puts out the flame at once and there is very little smoke Youre lucky you didnt burn down the block Dear Ann Landers My wife left me three weeks ago Rosie and had some problems that could have been talked out but her older sister who lives in Colorado sent her an airplane ticket and she left me Ive written Rosie at least five letters asking her to come home When called her long distance last night she said she had received only one letter was lucky she picked up the phone Usually her sister answers and hangs up on me What should do AnnIm Heartsick And Lonesome Dear and If you want your wife back dont write and dont phone Go get her ERMA BOMBECK Love needed for those klutzes By ERMA BOMBECK There are camps for over weights mothers of twins ten nis losers and other minority groups So how come no one has gotten together camp for klut us These poor peo le stumble around through li 52 weeks out of every year rubbing stains off their sweaters and picking toilet tissue off their heels They cant help it Theyre not your usual alltogether people Theyre your screwups who come out of pay toilet and re alize theyve left their urse on the back ofthe comm They put the wrong date on the last check in their check book with eight people standing behind them in the checkout line They lock all the doors in their car and leave the top down They can break tooth while eating marshmallow Id like to see camp where for an entire week klutz could do no wrong Everything would be geared to insure him safe funfilled time If someone sent him for lefthanded tire pum there would be one there mar ed lefthanded tire mp He could use bal polnt pen without splatterin ink He could open up can carbonated pop without it spraying the ceiling There would be special nozzle in the bathtub where no matter what position it was in the water wouldnt come out of the shower and drench him In way identify with klut zes Its not that fall lot or anything but Im impetuous few years ago saw Tom Jones perform and women got so crazy some of them threw their hotel keys at him onstage got caught up in the frenzy and threw him my key Un fortunately it was the only key to our freezer Theres something desperate about klutz This whole idea in fact came from reader in Trenton NJ who begged me do something She wrote It takes lot of understanding and love to deal with klutz person can have an IQ of 150 and still have the magnetic cat ch on the kitchen cabinet at tract her ankle chainor use her sons hair dryer and be sucked right off the floor Im the one with normal size nose who while washing her hair got it caught in the overflow opening She vowed she had such re spect for me shed do anything suggested She spelled my ir st name with an Resident of Simcoe County Celebrates 90th birthday roses Mrs Moon of Forest Home community near Orillia greeted about 225 friends and relatives recently at an open house birthday party in the Forest Home Church Bron Aug 23 1886 she lived at Forest Home Concession Orillia Township until marrying John Moon Jan 1908 The couple moved to the next farm where Mrs Moon has lived for the past 68 years Mr Moon died in 1970 Mrs Moon has nine children Wilfred and Dolly Mrs George Rose of Moons Beach Beatrice Mrs Gordon Cald well of Barrie Hazel Mrs Ernest Ayers Orillia Lillian Mrs Dwight Soessor Newmarket Tom of Water down Ruth Mrs Jack Slessor Barrie Mary Mrs Cecil Hewitt Ardtrea and Norma Mrs Tom White of MoonsPoint Friends and relatives came from Prince Rupert Tonawanda Sudbury Swastika Peterborough Burlington Toronto Water down Newmarket Barrie London and the surrounding area Others from Austrialia Vic toria Nanaimo and Vancouver Saskatoon Sask Win nipeg Man Niagara Falls and Toronto who could not attend sent their greetings Gordon Smith MPPSim coe East attended the party with his wife Mr Smith presented plaque on behalf of Premier William Davis of On tario Dr Rynard MPSim coe North extended his per sonal best wishes while presen ting certificate com memorating Mrs Moons bir thday from Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau Other letters of best wishes were received from Joe Clarke leader of the opposition Hugh Faulkner Secretary of State of Canada and Judd Buchanan federal minister of public works rummage sale at St Marys church hall Friday night meant dressup time for Nancy Marr it of Albert Street and Cathy Har greaves 10 ofAmelia Street MR AND MRS BRYAN ROUGH Photography by Favero StephensHough wed at Burton St United Burton Avenue United Chur ch was the scene Sept 25 when Carol Ann Stephens of Barrie and Bryan Hilton Hough of Painswick were married Rev Kenneth Purdon officiated David Coutts was the soloist accompanied by organist Doug Garraway The bride is the daughter of Mr and Mrs Edward Earnest Stephens of 13 William St and the groom the son of Mrs Beatrice Taggart and the late Hilton Hough of Ottawa The bride wore floor length gown of crystal peau featuring wide setin band at the waist The bodice was accented with sculptured venise lace Daisies and bands of lace outlined the chapel train and the sheer bishop sleeves She wore head piece of daisies with pearl centres She wore fingertip veil trimmed with large daisies She carried cascading bouquet of white daisies and Beach and yellow roses with ba breath Matronofhonor was Joan Mugford of 37 Cumberland St Barrie Bridesmaids were Heather Stephens of William Street Barrie and Yvonne Buchanan of Rose Street Barrie Best man was Gary Hough of Ottawa Ushers wcrc Shawn Davis of Barrie and Richard Besserer of Ottawa The reception was held at the Army Navy and Air Force club in Barrie The bride Wore brown pan tsuit with yellow accessories for the couples honeymoon to Florida They will live in Painswick Guests attended from Barrie Midhurst Ottawa Belleville Shannonville Guelph and Capreol EUCIIRE Progressive cuchre is held from 130 to pm the first Monday of every month at Parkview Centre for Senior Citizens Happy homemaker tips featured at party smorgasbord of tips for the new happy homemaker will be featured at Welcome Wagons Engaged Girls party Nov at 745 at the Blue Flame Room Consumers Gas The evening will feature demonstrations and formation from local mer chants hairdressers florists photographers and cosmeticians The idea is to help girls plan for their wedding says Isabel Cox Welcome Wagon Hostess Engaged girls parts began about 15 years ago in Barrie as informal parties at the hostess home There was one every year Today there is an engaged girls party in the fall and spring Girls engaged to be married in the spring and are interested in attending the arty Nov should contact We come Wagon at 7261454 for invitations ALTERATIONS ARE EXTRA The Catholic Womens League raised money for the Christian Island Mission and the John Bosco Home and they will give the clothes left over to the Society of St Vin Local school honors retiring secretary Students remember elementary school years She was the one who put on the occasional bandaid was syrnpathic when you were sent to theoffice And by the time you graduated from Grade the school secretary kenw you probably as well as your mother Hillcrest Public School students will remember Mrs Tyson as that familiar den mother Teachers of Hillcrest School former teachers fellow secretaries and friends met Thursday at the school to honor Vivian Tyson on her retirement after 16years Bill Bell principal of Hillcrest when Mrs Tyson came in 1960 summed up Mrs Tysons contributions Secretaries arent as tran sient as teachers They keep up the continuity in the life of the school he said he said ad dressing the cmwd ofabout 50 secretary in school doesnt just type letters and an swer phones she learns to ad ust adhesive tape and apply ndaids And when the prin cipal makes mistake in his in tercom announcement she fixes that too The staff presented Mrs Tyson with clock radio She also received gift from fellow secretaries who attended Although MrsTyson is looking forward to retirement she holds the 16 years as school secretary valuable part of her own education You learn lot about these kids she said You see such crosssection Its interesting work and there is never dull moment Mrs Tyson and her husband John live at 173 Wellington St They belong to Collier Street United Church Mrs son plans to enroll in some nig tschool courses Thee Tysons have two daughters Mrs Gloria Daley Worst drug is alcohol MONTREAL CP Dr Jean Kirkpatrick says women alcoA holics drink longer than men before receiving treatment and this fact has made it more diffi cult to effect cure Dr Kirkpatrick who de scribed hcr own drinking prob lem came here from Quak ertown Pa to help launch branch of Women for Sobriety which she founded year ago She described alcohol as the worst of all drugs Our society has the wrong perspective Alcohol still is seen as social amenity whereas somethin like heroin is seen asadrug ey are both drugs Dr Kirkpatrick who de scribed her accidents painful withdrawals hospital treat ment and jail during her drinking period said she joined Alcoholics Anonymous in 1970 but found that many more men than women were members al though she contended there is one female alcoholic for every male in the United States Your and Jean Snider They attended school secretary The one you the party One son Roderick grew up wrth during your livesin Edmonton This week is Symphony Week in Barrie honoring the Huronia Symphony Orchestra Four programs are planned this season by the orchestra The season opens in No vember with Family Concert featurin presentation of Peter an the Wolf In February the orchestra will present baroque concert with The Abbott String Quartet Night At The Theatre will be presented in March with popular music from ballet opera and musical comedy Featured performer will be tenor John Arab The season winds up with Night In Vienna an evening of Viennese music Three performances will be held at Georgian College Theatre the Family Concert Nov 17 the Baroque Concert Feb 20 and Night in Vienna April 27 Night At The Theatre will be presented March 23 at Cen tral Collegiate All performances start at 830 pm cent de Paul St Marys CWL will hold their Autumn Arcade bazaar on Saturday Oct 23 from 130 to pm Admission is free Ex aminer Photo and installation as required le ree SJEo Total Decorator and Coordinating Services Choose from an outstanding selection of excellent quality materials and patterns from Canadas finest suppliers Personal service on large or small enquiries Tracking Tickets at $12 for adults and so for students and senior Citizens are available at the Georgian Mall and downtown offices of the Municipal Savings and Loan Corp The lady with the hand crafted silver flute is Carol Barker She will be performing with the Huronia Symphony in four concerts this season The flute was made for her by Jack Goosman husband of her teacher Mara Goosman of Toronto Mr Goosman former ly worked with the Verne Powell Co maker of flutes for professionals around the world Miss Barker now teaches six students of her own and works as secretary at General Tire in Barrie She has studied with Parker Taylor in Florida In November 1975 she per formed flute and harp double concerto by Mozart with Marie Lorcini with the Huronia Sym phony Tickets for the series are available at Municipal Savings and Loan Corp on Dunlap and in the Georgian Mall vents 6The Barrie Examiner Monday Oct 1976 CUSTOM MADE DBAPEBIES and BEDSPBEADS Phone LOIS ROBERTSON or drop in to the Studio Make special purchase and receive the exciting Custom Colour Collection PurchasewithPurchase With any Stephen or Max FactOr purchase receive the Custom Colour Collec tion for only $395 It contains the latest butt on eye shadows 20 tall shades with four appli cators in silvertoned pyramid pallet SimpsonsSears Ltd Store hours suits unit Sat mo lamSilo oronouu mm 509 IAYFIELD ST Wed um frl 930 mum930 pm RR1 Hwy 93 at Crown Hill Only Miles North of Barrie Charge it All Purpose Account Enjoy it now Use your lt Symphony Week 197 comes to Barrie CAROL BARKER symphony flautist New in Town Youll find friend where you see this sign 100 SUSIIQSS MILNBOM For more information tall 7261454 01 286331 an éirblfi Shop by phone As mun is your phone Call 1264411 lll