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The Barrie Examiner Wednesday May 19 19767 ERMA BOMBECK Know any rats counting calories By ERMA BOMBECK Youll look long time before you find more deca tbnt group than research rats andmice Throughout the years these furry swingers have been plied with booze pot cigarettes birth control pills too much sun cyclamates caffein raucous music at earsplitting decibels late inurs and steady diet of mackfood All this should leave people with some unamwered ques tions First how come there are still more rats and mice than people Second how come you never see an ironstarved dull listless mouse drag around the house They sprint from one place to another like Edith Bunker Third did you ever see mouse with salad in one land and calorie counter in the other Yet did you ever seeafatmouse Have you ever yelled at rat and had him say Huh These unanswered ques tions really bother me because every time turn around new research study is taking away something that has made my life in finitely more pleasant 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