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disease Some per sons can weather such organic disturbances without outward symptoms of mental upset Also mental disturbance often occurs without glandular malfunction Thus complete physical ex amination including thyroidsstudies should be done to determine readily treatable situation Low blood sugar for example has been implicated in some forms of mental disturbance Dear Dr Thosteson had heart attack scare which after hospitalization was diagnozed instead as hiatus hernia The condition subsided after treat ment and for several months was fine Now the condition has been flaring up again The doctor Ins put me on an ulcertype diet in addition to giving me tran quilizers and antispasm tablets do not find this treat ment helping me find that the least bit of overexertion muses pain directly behind the etcmum and feeling of ex haustion Can you comment VF Yes it is rather common for hiatal or hiatus hernia to mimic symptoms of heart at tack also peptic ulcer even gall bladder disease For the benefit of other readers should explain that this type of hernia occurs at the point where the mphagus passes through the diaphragm allowing portion of the upper stomach to pro frude herniate Because if cannot be seen or felt as an ex ternal hernia can it is natural to mistake the resulting pain for various other ailments Such hernia can be what is called sliding meaning that it can slip into and out of its normal position This might be suspected in your case especially since the pain came on suddenly with you then sub sided It now may have slipped out again The treatment you are receiving is the accepted one for such hernia You had best have your doc tor take another look Mean while forgo undue exertion If it occurs during the night riase your upper body slightly with extra pillows before going to sleep Only about one case in 10 re quires surgery to correct the hernia Usually the conser vative measures your doctor prescribes suffice hfi CHANGES PLANNED TORONTO CP Amend ments to simplify Ontarios revenue legislation were in troduced in the legislature Wednesday by Revenue Minister Arthur Meen The minister said later in news release the amendments represent another important step toward our objectives of tax clarification and Sim plification Included in the amendments are changes in fi nancial requirements for man datory ministry consent before gaining access to insurance pol icies bank accounts and pen sion payments Bernice Bode 001 For Thursday April 1978 ARIES March 21Aprll 19 Concentrate on situations to day that can help contribute to your material security Something of value could be developed TAURUS April 20May 20 You should be lucky today in things you take personal hand in directing Dont let someone else call the shots GEMINI May 21June 20 You shouldnt be hesitant about putting yourself out for friends today Youre likely to be the one to eventually gain the most CANCER June 21July 22 Overall conditions appear favorable for you today regar ding project youve recently become interested in Move on it now LEO July 23Aug 22 Lady Luck may give you an assist to day toward an important goal If you show her youre willing to put forth your best efforts VIRGO Aug 23Sept 22 Someone quite enterprising who youre closely aligned with may be instrumental in creating profitable oppor tunity for you LIBRA Sept 23Oct 23 Tact ful negotiations with the boss may produce something to your advantage today Try to set up meeting SCORPIO Oct 24Nov 22 Stimulating companionship will work wonders today in helping to freshen your outlook Associate with doers SAGITTARIUS Nvo 23Dec 21 Someone you know on friendly basis could be helpful today in business way Get in touch It won hurt to ask CAPRICORN Dec 22Jan 19Situations that previously appeared to be overpowering shouldnt look so intimidating today Face your challenges AQUARIUS Jan 20Feb 19 This should be very rewar ding day if you establish productive objectives Above all Finish what you start PISCES Feb 20March 20 Conditions that have direct effect upon you should brighten bit today Be hopeful regarding all your endeavors April 1975 Be alert this coming year for opportunities of material nature Your chances of adding to your resources look en courging if you dont take foolish flyers SWAP OIL OTTAWA CP National Energy Board official says the board has approved two more oil swaps to help refineries in the US midwest meet their needs Murphy Oil Co of Supe rior Wis and Ashland Oil Co of St Paul Minn will each re ceive 3000 barrels day from Gulf Oil Canada Ltd in ex change for an equal amount to be sent one of Gulfs refineries in Eastern Canada WINTIIROP BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THINGWDONT GO TOO FAET OUR BOARDING HOUSE THIS IS 5URPRISE EGAD GEORGE HOW CAN MAJOR HAVE YOU FINALLY YOU MAKE SUCH ARY DECIDED TO JOIN TtIE RANK WITTICI5M5 WHEN HERE OF THE WORKING MEN CAN TO EXPLAIN MY EPOCHAI GET YOU NICE SPOT IN DISCOVERY TO END UNEM LADDER FACTORY NOT MUCH PLOYMENT FOREVER PAY BUT GREAT CHANCE HAKKAFF YOU CAN T0 CLIMBI 5HARE THE CREDIT WHEN HAWHAW YOU BRIEF WASHINGTON mom oFFIc IT UAIIoNs AVAILABLE ANITOQ ens Dov as =FI Iii WASH N6 0N TS NEE Dial Pollys Pointers Crewel chair cover needs pro cleaning By Polly Cramer Pollys Problem DEAR POLLY How can remove green candle wax from white velveteen cover Also is it possible to remove rust stains from an upholstered crewel covered chair seat Rain came through window screen before could get the chair out of the way JCS DEAR JCS would certainly take crewel chair seat to reputable dry cleaner since one would not know how various cleaners might affect the colors of the wool in the embroidery especially if it was the machine worked kind from India or some other foreign country If you wish to take the risk and you worked the crewel design in fast color wool you might try applying lemon juice with toothbrush or eye dropper to the linen between the embroidered parts First dampen fabric with water but be careful not to use so much liquid that it will soak through to the padding Rinse off with brush dipped in clear water An iron rust soap might also be tried if used according to instructions Scrap off the candle wax with dull knife sponge with dry cleaning fluid or alcohol one part alcohol to two parts water This is presuming that yours is COTTON velveteen When dry brush up the nap or hold it over steaming tea kettle POLLY DEAR POLLY My Pet Peeve is with those workmen who enter my home with lighted cigarettes dangling from their lips and then drop ashes on my carpet MARGARET DEAR POLLY We have very easy way to start fire in our fireplace We fill big grocery bag with about six empty paper milk cartons and place this on the grate pile the wood on top and light the paper sack in the rear By the time the car tons have burned the wood will have started to burn MRS MLP DEAR POLLY When work shoes or boots are too large or worn by one with cold feet take one selfadhesive foam back ed carpet tile trace the pattern of the shoe insole on this Then cut it out with the scissors and put It inside the shoe or boot it sticks inside the shoe and is very comfortable to walk on and is warm for the winter Insoles for two pairs of ladies shoes can be cut from one thirtythree cent carpet tile This also makes good heel cushion for the inside of shoe that needs one MRS HM DEAR POLLY find it easy to clean grease off the copper tiling back of my stove by spraying with spray and wash laundry product and then rubbing with soft Cloth PEGGY SCHOOLS AWARDED NEW YORK AP Four United States colleges and con servatories have been selected to receive $8000 in the 1975 Raymond Hubbell Scholar ships says Stanley Adams president of the American Society of Composers Authors and Publishers The scholar ships draw their income from the estates of Mr and Mrs Raymond Hubbcll Hubbell composed Poor Butterfly WIN AT BRIDGE Culbertson made daring bid NORTH AA82 VA75 OQ7 +J9654 EAST AK6543 VQJ8 wasr Qst vkmei 43 0K4 aAmaz 4K0 SOUTHiD c7 V932 0AJ109852 era EastWest vulnerable West North East South NT Pass 3NT Pass Pass Pass Opening lead By Oswald Jr James Jacoby The alltime giant of con tract was Ely Culbertson Although he was better at publicity than at bridge he was one of the great in novators of bidding methods He was the first man to suggest that four notrump should be used to ask for aces He invented the idea of the asking bid and of the grand slam force He never liked to open normal notrump bid and while the Culbertson system always included some notrump open ing when Ely opened one on his own it was apt to be almost anything except normal notrump Todays hand shows one of his triumphs He elected to open one notrump with his five highcard points and sevencard diamond suit His partner raised him to three Dummys ace of spades won the first trick Ely promptly led the queen of diamonds from dummy East put on his king it wouldnt have done him any good to play low and Ely rattled off his nine tricks mighty good result since East and West had cinch game in spades Ackth by Several readers have asked us about the fiveclub response to Blackwood four notrump In the original convention five clubs showed no aces and five notrump showed all four Within few years the con vention was changed to use the fiveclub response to shout no aces or four aces It is assumed that the Blackwood bidder can tell which number is being shown Do you have question for the experts Write Ask the Jacobys care of this newspaper The Jacobys will answer individual questions if stamped selfaddressed envelopes are enclosed The most interesting questions will be used in this column and will receive copies of JACOBY MODERN MORE CAVES FOUND JEFFERSON CITY Mo AP The division of geology and land survey says 202 more caves were found in Missouri in 1975 It said the finds brought the total of known caves to 3313 FUNNY BUSINESS Im HAPPQ TO PAPER SALES INCREASE NEW YORK AP Cotton fibre paper sales are expected to be up significantly in 1976 approaching 1974 levels 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