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72 The Barrie Examiner Friday March 26 19767 ANN LAN DERS Burn diary and affair Dear Ann When was graduate student in college had homosexual experience At the time had been married to wonderful man for three years It was traumatic period in my life and was afraid my marriage would not survive In an ef fort to sort out my feelings kept detailed journal in which expressed my deep devotion for my woman friend That was three years ago Miraculously our marriage did survive We moved to another city and broke off with my lover completely Soon after became regnant We now have beautiful little daughter and my husband and couldnt be hap pier My problem Should destroy the journal It is well hidden but have this terrible fear that if should die suddenly or if it is discovered by the wrong person it could be very damaging My husband knows of the affair am torn because spent an enormous amount of time writing that journal and one day might want to use it as the basis for novel What do you advise Nom de Plume Dear Plume Put match to it That journal represents chapter of your life that is overand one that might have resulted in total disaster You will feel greatly relived orice youve destroyed it Dear Ann Landers Youre not going to believe this but beg of you to take me seriously Im 16yearold girl The problem is my 12yearold sister She is making nervous wreck out of Pat has the idea that the way to have fun is to scare the living daylights out of person No matter where go in the house she is lurking behind door ready to jump out and scream got cha Or shell hide under my bed at night and after Ive turn ed out the light shell suddenly pounce on me like an animal Last night she hid under the dinner table and bit my leg near ly fainted Is this girl little nuts Has she seen too many horror movies Or is there something wrong with my sense of humor If Im sourpuss as she calls me please say so and Ill try to be better sport In the meantime what should do Heck Of Wreck Dear Wreck Are you an orphan Where are your parents when all these jokesare being pulled Pat needs some firm discipline and since your mother and dad have obviously ab dicated their responsibility you have right to protect yourself The next time Little Sis jumps out of closet pounces bites or does anything else to scare you let her have itwith whack on the backside seldom advocate physical retaliation but in this case BELIEVE its the only way to cure that nutty kid Dear Ann Landers You have knack for exposing gross violations of simple etiquette Will you please say something about people who have telephones beside their dining tables and insist on carrying on long conversations while they are eating Its so rude it makes me sick Thanks Ann Super Bugged Dear Super The solution is simple Repe at as follows Please phone me when youve finished eating cant unders tand thing you say when you have food in your mouth ERMA BOMBECK mental giant no but not midget By Erma Bombeck know how President Ford felt when he 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