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information on this type of bladder disease and would appreciate whatever you can give me Mrs MD This is an inflammation of the urinary bladder in which the entire thickness of the bladder wall is affected The lesion associated with the problem is called Hunners ulcer after the American surgeon Guy Leroy Hunner who described it The pain you experience is symptom of the ulceration The cause of chronic in terstitial cystitis is unclear and it is most difficult con dition to identify The main problem besides the pain and the frequency of urination is eventual diminished bladder volume caused by shrinkage in the bladder wall The periodic distention is an attempt to increase the volume and this is about the only known therapy The ulcer tends to heal only super ficially and often becomes chronic condition Middle aged women are most prone to develop this troublesome disorder It is difficult to say how much worse it will become That it was identified and therapy was begun are fac tors on your side however You will have to continue Eigur distention sessions and careful to report other symptoms such as bleeding to your urologist Dear Dr Thosteson have arthritis in my knees It is very painful and hard for me to get around My doctor ask ed me to think about knee replacement am 75 but in good health otherwise How successful is this surgery MrsWLl procedures of this type is quite important to the degree of success This is why el derlypatients make better candidates than younger ones Briefly in such surgery artificial com ponents of the damaged joint are attached to the none with special substance acrylic cement The whole field of ar throplasty is expanding and offering new hope for severe ly cri pled arthritics in select cases recently met one patient who had finger glint replacement She was itting Your orthopedic surgeon would be able to advise you further as to the degree of success to be expected in your individual case Dear Dr Thosteson Is lumbago legitimate medical term for specific ailment or is it just one of those oldfashioned terms with no meaning RU Its popular term for plain old low back pain The term arises from the fact that the lumbar lower portion of the backbone is involved Another term for it is fibrositis or inflammation of the musculature It can arise from improper use of the back in lifting poor posture or from such mechanical fac tors as sagging mattress Arthritic changes can be at fault too The term probably is not as popular as it once was but it is still legitimate one Dear Dr Thosteson Can you use the solutions used for hard contact lenses for stor ing the new soft contacts 012 No According to one manufacturer the conven tional lens solutions contain preservatives that can cause problems when soft lenses are worn They sug est that soft lenses be stor only in the recommended solution easily made by dissolving salt tablets in distilled water Your optometrist can advise Bemlce Bede Osoi For Friday March 28 1976 new idea with potential 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thorough soaking weekly is preferable to several light waterings the association says WINTNROP MY SOMOMAEWENT TO LAS VEGAS SHORT RIBS With detective stationed outside Kinky cant leave snanas apartment KERRY DRAKE We DUEHT TO LEAVE TIME MILE FOR HexTiMMiEI DOYOU KNOW rrts EXACTLY 3250 erase FROM MY House rowauras ID 8E itl MAKE THE MOST or FUTURE QENEKATIONS QESSIP rrls BSOHHORSES WILL DELIUER I40 SAFE MILES PE HOUR to ensure OTTAWA CP The cage is dimly lit locked and secluded Against the wiremeshed wall stands potential killer surrounded by packing crates Suddenly mechanical arm thrusts down weight fails then rises in deafening series of hisses and thuds Again and again the arm attacks the crib button is pushed the test is finished childs crib has just survived one of the most brutal tests it will face Last year two Canadian children died because their cribs were poorly constructed They fell through the widely spaced bars and strangled des pite regulations that call for only 21 inches between bars There is group of men and women whose job it is to prevent such disasters The mechanicaltesting technicians Rigid test for cribs safety here at the productsafety laboratories of the federal con sumer and corporate affairs department spend their days torturing cribs toys sporting equipment and hundreds of household essentials TESTS THOROUGH The labs have been in opera tion since the passage of the Hazardous Products Act in 1969 They test the mechanical chemical and textile safety of new and newlymodified products Hundreds of samples are sent to them yearly New products are automatically added to the schedule for testing Childrens products are particularly scrutinized Anwer Mehkeri who has been working at the labs since 1901 is head of the product safety section OURBOARDING HOUSE dUéT DEUCE LUCKY 5HOT CORNER T0 TRiEs T0 POCKET 60 LG CUE BALL 34 i337 rum fytyflklliy AND LOST 114 Mitfiou iN ONE EVENING musF000 WHY DO ALWAE FIQUKE To PUT 11 THIS IS SORT OF LIKE WATCHING IN THE 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lead was go ing to need four diamond Star Trek haunts him LOS ANGELES AP Sometimes wish could walk out the door and leave Star Trek behind says Gene Rod denberry the man who created the television series and steered it through 79 episodes It is not that he has any less affection for his creation He simply worries that the Star ship Enterprise and its voyagers will take over his life Im not guru and dont want to be he says It fright ens me when learn of 10000 people treating Star Trek script as if it were scripture There is no escape for him from the cult that continues to follow the series although it has been off television net work for decade He does on joy some of the response par ticularly letters from college professors space scientists physics students and others As to the Star Trek con ventions have to limit my self to one in the East and one in the West each year Im not performer and frankly those conventions scare the hell out of me ASK QUESTIONS It is scary to be surrounded by thousand people asking questions as if the events in the series actually happened Im just afraid that if it goes too far and it appears that have created philosophy to answer all human ills that someone will stand up and cry Fraud And with good reason ANDY CAPP BORN lOSER WIZARD OF lD rvv DAILY CROSSWORD Answer to Previous Puzzle dirty trick tricks for my contract As you 36 Live can see the diamonds are 33 ACROSS 37 Dinner course and West has the king so 5A0th 35 Arieviais everyone else made an over Since ggggmlgjgb trick just made three for City in Ohio 42 Enhswd an bottom score Massachusetts 44 Mix If you readers cant figure 12 $995M 46 Flowersd out what happened it seems 49 13 Goddess of Good Hope that old man had playedhis mm 53 Hen produc king of diamonds on the first 14 Lifetime s4 Exaggerale lead of the suit Our unlucky Expafims 56 Tiny gevceN OSIS BVIS 57 Not any outh rican ega expert had ducked in order to Scamsh peak 58 prawn dlamond documem guard against 42 diamond 18 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spade opening unless you hold five hearts 00 you have question for the experts Write Ask the Jacobys care of this newspaper The Jacobys will answer individual questions if stamped selfaddressed envelopes are enclosed The most interesting questions will be used in this column and will receive copies of JACOBY MODERN Roddenberry has lately been involved in fashioning feature movie version of Star Trek Like the television series which was cancelled after three years of lackluster ratingsthe new project has not had smooth sailing wrote screen treatment which Paramount rejected Roddenberry said The rea sons were not quite clear but they may have concerned re ligious theme in my treatment Now we are in the process of finding another writer but ex pect to be able to maintain creative control Paramount expects to spend $5 million on the feature and hopes to sign the original crew members as well as top cameo stars Meanwhile the Star Trek re runs continue They are still playing in 49 domestic markets and 52 foreign countries Rod denbcrry reports that the fol lowings in Germany Japan and England are just as loyal as in the United States There are more than 100 Star Trek clubs in the US including one just formed by group of grand mothers DIFFERENCE SLIGHT VANCOUVER CP There are only slight differences be tween baked potato and one that has been boiled without the skin says the British Columbia health department medium baked or boiled potato provides 20 milligrams of vitamin three grams of protein and 90 calories boiled potato served mashed has an increase in cal cium and vitamins because of the added milk Complete Office Outfitters DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS it means can turn bare room Into completely decorated and furnished office Cell 127 0201 to consult ii Professional Office Planner 29 Dunlop St kill an EDDVS DINER MENTIONED OFFICE OUTFITTERS WYTELLME 82255 iM TAKitb THEM ALLTU LUNCH nus65 lt57 FINALLY Wait We do have something in your price range but the backpack isnt 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