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Dear Ann Landers Will you please allow me to use your col uinn to address my own chil dren as well as others who live by The New Morality Dear Children We have tried to give you love understanding religious convictions good education discipline everything we thought was important to help you grow up straight and strong But Something went wrong Why or how we do not know Somewhere along the line you rejected our values and made up yor own rules You decided sex is all right if two people love one another Your moral code says marriage is not important You were of legal age when you made your decision Your father and were crushed when your you and your beloved decided to llC together We expressed our strong disapproial but decided to keep our hearts and doors open hoping and praying that crooked thinking would straighten out in time 3efi had dream the other night that ii arrested on four counts of 10323 fittingroom violation As stood before the judge in crowded ecuitroom the charges were read 0n the afternoon of Wednes day Jan 21 tiie accused is charged with taking three bath ing suits into fitting room and telling the attendant she only had two This constitutes coverup How do you plead didnt know it was bath in suit shouted thought my hem was unravelling You are throwing your coat over the bid den camera in the fitting room in an attempt to obstruct the view of those mentoring the lit ting rooms for thefts How do you plead to that charge Pollys Pointers By POLLY CRAMER Dear PollyA good cotton blanket was badly soiled with grease so sprayed lighter fluid on the spots and then washed it livery spot came out so now use ligntor fluid on all had grease stains on car mentslary Dear PollyLike ll5 too had number of pretty ash trays wished to display on the wall so the bottoms showed had the idea of using double sided doublegrip tape on them This tape is riiite bit thicker than conventional tape and is designed for harming or mouni ing things on the wall The weight of my trays iiult not caused the tape to pull away land the ash tings enhance the wall to make ll conversation piece There are so many leto iatiye ways file can be ar ranged so hope Jis AM has the same lucknob tlollys notcl would check any tape excii few weeks in see if it is lIOlllliL tightlyi also charged it it Now you have brought child into the world Again you tell us marriage is not important that if two people are in love nothing else matters We have done our best to un derstand your point of view It is so foreign to us But you are our chidlren and we cannot stop loving you So we go along But please dont think because we havent written you off that we approve of your lifestyle We are appalled by it It is heart breaking to witness our children living in manner we consider immoral and indecent And now to friends and relatives who keep asking why we condone your be havior It is one thing to be heartsick and we are and to disapprove which we do But to blot out 20 years of our lines as if they never hap pened is impossible We can not pretend our children and our grandchild do not exist Whats more they are flesh ERMA BOMBECK Fitting room rules subiect of dream And Id do it again gthouted If wanted an au dience in the fitting room id have my performance choreo graphed Please restrain the defend ant said the bailiff contin uing When salesperson pulled back the curtains and in quired How are we doing in here the accused became quite ugly and shouted back Whats with the WE bit tur key tnrl whose idea was it to put funhouse mirrors in the fitting rooms You poke your head in here again and Hi 16d1 range your nose Those were her words noted the judge Yes your honor said the bailiff Theres more The salesperson also noted that there was an attempt to de fraud When she looked into the fitting room the suspect was trying on the bikini bathing suit over skirt and turtleneck sweater jumped angrily to my feet suppose you are going to try and tell me that those two little flimsy pieces oi material should be worn alone ant you homeroom mother in sonietlifii like that Please said the lodge in my attorney this is the lat time am going to caution to restrain yetir client how big is the top of the gtuit lc worn ll1l on paper cut volunteered And the bottom Could sfe you in prhuo chambers begged Ive heard enough said the judge and 1m ready to tho iiouiice sentence lhis llll finds you guilty of overloading bikini and sentences you to lltoilme of arrotJt lettuce and cottage cheese cottnm cheese cottage cheese exact My llu2bémd shook me awake let hold of yourself he sail You must have been having bad dream Can apt you QlJlrs of water How about chorolatc bar sandwich And hold the lcltne Organize Group Of Friends And Come To CHARISMA SATIRICAL REVUE Presented By The University Womens Club of Barrie FRIDAY FEB 27th SATURDAY FEB 281l1 Time 830 PM Place CENTRAL COLLEGIATE AUDITORIUM Tickets available at Shornoys Opticians Webbs Clothing Ltd Trites Book Store Jane Stationery Sam The Record Man OR PHONE 7268790 Heartsick mother discusses morality of our flesh Nothing will ever change that Of course their lifestyle is upsetting to us but cutting them out of our lives would be infinitely more pain We have been asked what happened Why did our cliilden turn out this way We have no answers We are heartsiek and bewildered We did our best but apparently it wasnt good enough Thank you Ann dear for let ting us say all this in the paper know speak not only for my husband and myself but for thousands of other parents as well There are so many of us from New York to California Some see their children but never talk about them Others have disowned the rebels be came they couldnt tolerate the criticism of their friends hlveiyones heart aches for the child who goes astray but each one handles his Problems in his own way Who in heavens name knows what is right any more Our daily prayer is God help us all My Name Is Legion Dear Friend do not believe there is New Morality liic lifestyle you describe is merely rejection of the Old loil iiy You have written l=l tilul letter My lienit and my hand is with you and all other parents who share this problem CONFIDENTIAL to should tell ller liic niurr is lhe best way to keep it is alone at 1tl Our liiiit ir titiiii by the lliionublc that Frinth dLsiuii Adi Lls ncv li lchn AUJARD ARRIVES clothes Alexander of Toronto has Opened boutique to maiket the line cliltclv iii Canada Matte Jcrsty gown THE BARBIE EXAMINER TUESDAY FEBRUARY 24 197517 os strongwilled OTTAWA CBWhen new Conservative leader Joe Clark married Maureen Meleer three years ago they decided then that she would retain her fain ily name So hes Joe Clark 36 and shes Maureen McTeer 23 and Ottawas social set will have to accept it Ms MeTeer campaigned with her hudbandI but kept up wiAIi her tudies at the University of Ottawa at the same time She expects to complete suc cessfully her third year as law student Shes serious woman tall darkhaired with lustrous blue 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