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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE. oisrf , THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1927, ALMOST HELPLESS WITH RHEUMATISM A Nova Scotia Lady Tells How She Found Relief. Among the well-known resident® of Nineveh, N.S., is Mrs. William Silver, who tells for the benefit of other sufferers how she found relief from a severe attack of rheumatism. Mrs. Silver says:--"In the early fail of 1926, I contracted a cold which developed into a severe attack of muscular rheumatism. In^fact, it almost totally disabled me, and I suffered! great agony most of the time. After j trying in vain to get something to relieve me, I decided to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, which I had heard highly recommended. I may say that the quick relief they afforded really surprised me, and after taking some six boxes of the pills every twinge of the rheumatism had gone, and J am now feeling better than I have been for some years past. The pills not only banished the rheumatism, but helped me in many other ways." Try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for anaemia, rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness and stomach trouble. Take them as a tonic if you are not in the best of physical conrifion and cultivate the resistance that will keep you well and strong. Sold by all druggists or sent by mail at 50 cents a box by The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-ville, Ont. Facts rush in where fiction fears to Iceberg Formation. It is easy to trace the evolution of an iceberg from the fiat-topped square-cut section of the great Antarctic Barrier, through the crown between the points of which trickling water from the central depression is cutting notches, to the raft with towers set upon its edge; after that, anything may happen to it. Half the towers may drop off, and it will alter its trim and raise into i ' a long spur jyhich had been submerged; it may split asunder, capsize, and expose water-worn bulbosi-ties; it may lie on its side, divided vertically by the deep groove which the waves had cut round its previous water-line; it may melt quicker in the air, and rise; or quicker in the sea, and sink; it shows a dozen different planes of flotation and the scars of a score of cleavages; every face, and facet, and crystal of it glows a different color. It must be seen to be believed, and evten when seen can, hardly be believed to have a material existence.--Con( O'Brien, in "Across Three Oceans." ■ SMILES< Job i Howard Payne Home WaiBeSoId. The Payne: i because I have a London Street Lines Costly. White street lines to guide motor ists cost London hundreds of poundf monthly. Smoke/ fog and rain cause the paint to wear rapidly. Bad 8 the Bee. Bee flies are so like stinging bees that their enemies are often fooled into letting them alone. As an antedote to an over-generous diet, hot water drunk at breakfast-time or a glass or two of cold water on first rising is suggested. APPLICATIONS As Far As Possible in the Order in VV They Are Received APPLICATIONS Offering Annual All Men Placed Subject to Trial Period HON. JOHN S. MARTIN, Mini High School Boards and Boards of Education Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS DAY AND EVENING CLASSES' may be conducted In accordance with the regulations issued bj| the Department of Education. THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION is given in various trades. The schools and classes are under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE. > the Principal of the COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided for In the Courses of Study In Public, Separate^Eontlnuation and High Schools, Collegiate Institutes, Vocational Schools ami Departments. Copies x>i the Regulations Issued by the Minister of Education may ba obtainec* from the Deputy Minister, Parliament Buildings, Toronto. Health Broken--Lost 66 lbs. Now Well, Won Back 82 lbs. Ottawa merchant, formerly city officer, rundown by kidney trouble. Wasted from 201 to 135 lbs, Tanlac restored robust health; now weighs 217 lbs. and feels fine Philias Sequin's grocery at 285 St. Patrick St.. h veil knowri in Ottawa. Mr. Sequin was formerly a police officer. When Ui-1 Ra t h seized him he Jost weight rapidly. "I had kidney trouble for 6 vears," he "" as given up a? a 1 < pele? es: fr< se. Many i, I have fallen where I stood", and had i helped to my feet. r^pccidly my splitting. to :mv, 1 could neither eat nor ■ .-ap normally. Weak spells and r.er\-iusne»3 wauld leave me trembling all ever. T faded away from 201 to 135 lbs., and tried exited treatments and remedies in those 6 "I had begun to despair, and when si friend Reeked Teniae j was sT.ej-1 ical. But cue m nili's regular use of this wonderful medicine convinced is o i tin )'ee I to h nlt.Ii. J k Now I weigh 217 lbs., eat and sleep ' like a healthy hey, end feel like a inYrent man altogether." If neglect or overwork arc taking -oil of your health ire Teniae. ]( g ' ature'x own tonic, made teem roots, harks and herb*. Your driiejrW has it. Over 52 million bottles told. Feel Tired When You Get Up ? Tongue coated--head aches--no pep for the day's work? Then your liver is lazy, your kidneys are not eliminating the poisons from the body. Your system needs toning up. Thousands upon thousands ai! over the world take Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Remedy. It corrects functional troubles and by its tonic and purifying properties restores the liver and kidneys to thei normal condition, so you soon feel like yourself again Sold by all druggists. Price $1.25 per bottle. Warner's Safe Remedies Co., Toronto, Ont. wife c John "Ii/s cold Dent you want Mary--"You Impatient boy, can't you wait until we get out on a dark. Like people, when money isn't working it gets shiftless, and acquires bad habits. "To think," exclaimed the enthusiastic young husbandy "that by the time we get all this furniture paid for we shall have genuine antiques." A man is broken by the company he It's alarming t< way children a: parents. Grandfather had a farm, father had a garden, and son has a can-opener. y day. Eloping Bride--"Here's a telegram from father!" Bridegroom (eagerly)--"What does the old chap say?" "Do not come home and all will be forgiven." . "Do you patronize your neighborhood laundry?" asks an ad. in trolley cars, "No, we sharpen our own coital , but Wife (whose mother has been visiting them for six months)--"What shall I give mother for a birthday present, Buttons are still used by the girls, for trimming, but our memory goes back to the time when they were entrusted with the gravest responsibili- inspiration for John Howard s "Home, Sweet Home" is for The farmhouse in which the authorj spent his boyhood at East Hampton, L.I., is to go to the highest bidder. This humble dwelling about which Payne wrote that "be it ever so humble, there is no place like home" is expected to bring a good price. "Home, Sweet Home," sung around the world by Adelina Patti and Jenny Lind, was a part of Payne's opera "Clari, or the Maid of Milan," produced at Convent Garden Theatre, London, in May, 1823. The song proved profitable for the publishers, but Payne, it is said, profited but little. Now packed in Aluminum, the same as years ago. RED ROSE TEAis^oodtef RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE is extra good. Wealth has wings, but it doesn' have any tail that you can put salt on Speaking of advertising results reminds one of the bank that advertised for a night watchman and had the vault robbed that same night. His wife was so extravagant he called her "Dear." Father (reprovingly)--"Do you know what happens to Mars when they die?" Johnnie--"Yes, sir; they lie still." ill n How About the Proprietor? Sign in a store window -- "Everything in Shis store is fresh except the Keep Minard's In the stable. o d A Scrappy Family. (Ad. in Toronto Paper)--"Wanted; Experienced housekeepei es; two in family; good refer ntial. Ra. 1305-M." Sharks Damage Nets. Sharks are infesting the Firth of Forth and many fishermen have had their gear badly damaged. v sprayed on building MAKE CARE OF BABIES EASIER Stomach disturbances and constipation are responsible for much of the peevishness of babies and young children. When the baby is cross or irritable the mother should not resort to so-called soothing mixtures to correct the trouble, for in the majority of cases these mixtures simply drug the child into an unnatural sleep. 'What is needed is a gentle laxative that will sweeten the stomach and reg*ulate the bowels. Such a remedy is found in Baby's Own Tablets. They are easy to take and guaranteed to be entirely free from opiates and narcotics. Concerning them, Mrs. Jos. Tousaignant, Ste. Sophie, Que., writes:--"I would like all mo then to know that I feel there is no other medicine to equal Baby's Own Tablets. I always keep a box in the house and their prompt use never fails to restore my little. ones to health." The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cts. a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Oatmeal. II i Much has been said for and against jp-* oatmeal and oatmeal porridge. The j if 0001 old story wAM bear repetition. Dr. Bt. w. Johnson defined oats as a grain used j in England for horses, and in Scotland "„~~^ for men. The retort was: "And where \ '; do you find such horses and such I Sf.'L? Certain adverse critics, such as Professor Mellanby and others, object to oatmeal because it is "deficient in vita-mines." The: term vita-mines appears to have become a peg upon which certain learned folk are hanging a promiscuous lot of tatters. We understand the importance of vitaonines, but we know that half a glass of milk, a teaspoonful of cabbage, two teaspoonfuls of cooked cabbage, a small portion of any other vegetable, or some fruit, raw or cooked, will furnish all the vitamines required for a day's meals. The simple old dish of oatmeal porridge, or other cereal, and milk, furnishes excellent food; but is heavy-- not light, as is sometimes supposed. When taken in quantities beyond nature's powers of assimilation, it causes indigestion with flatulence, due to fermentation. One of the occasional results is the "porridge rash"; this may be cured or prevented by taking less porridge and eating a little fruit raw or in the form Classified Advertisements. "Has.he loved and lost?" "Well, not exactly--he's loved ani being bossed." Sundial Sense. Until the end of the eighteenth century, clocks and sundials were by custom inscribed with mottoes relat-to the shortness and wise use of also am under authority" is one legend on a Yorkshire sundial, while ~t is impossible for me to lie" is on dial near Scarborough. At Hartepool is a still sterner warning, "The last hour to many, possibly to you." On the dial on the south-west tower of Beverley Minster an inscription which asks, "Now Leave Car Out of Gear. It is bad policy to leave a parked in gear on a main street, because if it is struck by another vehicle the ti mission and engine may suffer. joj sjBcaqi Xipresq jo satire -------moos uc si--sjnoo 9i . .. -s./foppng jo onaoq y •RHiaradopAap enouas ajtota B)usa -aid puB 'BsauaBJBoq puB seauaJios V saA8][M Sumjoui pjB ^Siu d"is y .s/spjong,, nil BUNIOMSt Instantly! Stomaeh corrected ! You never feel the slightest distress from . indigestion or a sour, acid, gassy stom-. ach, after you eat a tablet of "Pape's.1 Diapepsin." The moment it reaches the stomach all sourness, flatulence, heartburn, gases, palpitation and pain : disappear. Druggists guarantee each ; package to correct digestion at once. \ End your stomach trouble for few j Government Pamphlets You Ought to Have \J the grounds around your best to^ utilize clay, sandy and do with hillsides and rolling land. "Annual Flowers"--Lists the flowers that grow best in each locality across Canada. Enables you to ings, height, planting dates, etc* ne0tOVp?mp:jetaUonT all 'the different branches of farming. Write for the 1927 list. Fill in and mail this slip POST FREE to PUBLICATIONS BRANCH ATHLETES! Minard's will limber up stiff muscles and sore joints. Use it for a rub down. "CASCARETS" FOR YOUR BOWELS IF HEADACHY, SICK To-night! Clean your bowels and end Headaches, Colds,. Sour Stomach Get a 10-cent box. Put aside -- just once -- the Salts, Pills, Castor Oil or Purgative Waters h merely force a passageway through the bowels, but do not thoroughly cleanse, freshen and purify these drainage organs, and have no effect whatever upon the liver and 1. stomach. Keep your "insides" pure and fresh with Cascarets, which thoroughly cleanse the stomach, remove the undigested, sour food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out of the system ai! the constipated waste matter and poisons in the A Cas'Caret to-night will make you feel great by morning. They work while you sleep--never gripe, sicken, and cost only 10 cents a box- from your druggist. Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never have Headache, Biliousness, Severe Colds, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or Constipated Bowels. C'a-scarets belong in every household. Children just love to take them. FOR. COLDS SPIRIN Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Neuralgia Pain Neuritis Headache Lumbago Toothache Rheumatism DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Aspirin is the trade mark (registered i aeidester of Salicylicacid (Acetyl Sali< that Aspirin means Bayer mwin fixture, of Bayer Company «.,•! u- Mamped wi WARNING! Beware of Counterfeit* j There is only one genuine ) "ASPIRIN" tablet. If a tab- I let is offered as "ASPIRIN" > and is not stamped with the i . "Bayer Cross'-refuse it with \ : contempt-it is not "A SPIRIN" C at all! Don't take chances ! > Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proven directions. Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100--Druggists. Canada) of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetic-