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English Textbooks sell More Quickly Than Squid By JOHN RODERICK TOKYO ARITb sign in the Tokyo apartment house said The elevator is under re pair for the next tvto weeks During that time we regret that you will be unbearable la pro war Tokyo clothing store another sign intrigued forum visitors It announced Ladies have fits upstairs Between the clothing store of the 19305 and the apartment house elevator stretches vast Japanese wasteland It is studded with mangled adjec jectives misplaced verbs and broken sentences of genera linn which has tried hut nut succeeded in mastering the English language But though with some signal exceptions the Japanese have failed they have not given up is HOME DECOR WINDOW SHADES While em bomed Vinyl plastic size about 36 70 Special each VINYL PLASTIC DRAPES assorlcd prints with Red Beige or Lilac Predominating About 36 x90 Speclal pair TIER CURTAINS easycare Dacron in White Pink or Gold colour Each curtain about 29 36 Special pair ROBLESS CURTAINS dainlt ty Dacron frilllng about wide stretches to about 18 feet long Blue Red Green or Gold colour Special each MIRRORS WITH SHELF etched sheet glass mirror with piecrust edges About 10 12 Special each MIRRORS plain sheet glass mirror with Masonite back clips and hangers About to 36 Special each OILETTE PICTURES as sorted scenes to choose from Each with Beigetone frame Overall size about 15 19 Special each NYLON PAINT BRUSHES About Special each PAINT ROLLER KITS Green Mohair roller metal tray About 714 long Special kit TOYS WOODEN PULL TRUCKS Made of wood with gain painted finish About 14 long Special each BABY DOLLS Soft cuddly lovable Made of Vinyl plastic About tall Special each MUSICAL ROLY POLY BEARS Rock to and fro pro vide hours of enjoyment Made of Plastic About 10 high Spe cial each OLDSDIOBILE CARS Frie tionpowered Made of metal with rubbcrtired wheels About 13 long Special each T001 SETS Imported from Germany lzvpiece useablc tool set for the young handyman Special set ZINl SEWING AND MAKEUP KITS Basket about 54 contains wool neEdles scissors cosmetic containers combs and brush Special kit MECHANICAL TRAIN SETS Sat consists of locomotive with aflat cars and accessories Wind it and watch it go Special set DOCTOR SETS All the ill struments needed to take care of his little patients In plastic carrying case Special set All industrious people they have thrown themselves into the pur Sutt of the dangling participle with verrc usually rcsaned for street demonstrations base ball or mountain climbing Among the most popular ra dio and TV programs are Ihc English lessons One Japanese professor is in such demand he appears as himself on one show and in handlebar moustache in another NEAR SENSATION Books which purport to unlock the mysteries of eigo English arc selling faster than dried squid One called The Book That Strengthens Your Eng lish by Professor Kozuo Iwata has created near sensation In two months it has sold 800 000 copies and the end is no where in sight It is rare stranger who has not been approached by an eager youth with these ques tions Sir may speak Eng lish to you How old are you Do you have Mile How many childreb do you have How much money do you earn What do you think of Japan The decision to stage the Olympics in Japan in lost has prodded the study of English from cantor lo full gallop with the horse wildly taking its head If Itawas book is any criter lon foreign visitors to the games should be warned before hand that they may encounter some strange and wonderful English from their wellmcan ing hosts Iwata notes that some people find that they learn English more quickly by reading sexy books and be throw to fe fourletter word which might be of use since they appear in no dictionary The yrords would have curled thebair lady Chatterleys gamexeeper lover STRANGE IDIOMS In the more reprintable led lions of the book he lists many idiomatic phrases which will be of real use to the student But the strong spices he addswith out wamingto Ibis salad give cause for pause He says for example without word of explanation that in modern society many uprds are made by mixing words If the Japanese take him seri ously the unsuspecting for cigner may emerge from movie and hear his companion observe Wasnt it scxciting Quite sexperience dont you think RHIOVE TOPS Robt vegetables should be stored with tops removed other wise the leaves may draw mois ture from the roots Every one much below usual Brice for little gifts stocking stuffers gift wrapping ONE DAY ONLY TUES Safety Council Has Ho Aim To Guard Homes And Farms By JACK VAN DUSEN YIIAWA CPI The Cana dian Highway Safety Council is going to branch out and try to cut down an accidents In the home and on limits The council supported by gov ernments and industry already spend 5100000 year trying to stop Canadians from killing and maimlng themselves in traffic accidents Executive Director Arch Bryce says there is need for national direction in the calm palgn against home and form accidents The council under an en larged setup would stress child safety rcercation safety and farm safely Were not empirebullding lr Bryce said in an interview Were just prepared to do joband the demand for it Is there There are no national figuch available but farm accidents In Ontario alone last year cost 3551799 in property damage $700 in medical bills and 112493 days in work time lost BLAME CARELESSNILSS There were as persons killed in Ontario fann accidents 336 suffered permanent injuries and 5568 temporary injuries Many of these accidents were caused by carelessness said the Torch born Ir Bryce TRY US FOR REPAIRS Automatic Transmission Repaired Free mummo JUNEAUfS GARAGE cnmvn mu 1m New 1578 BARRIZ EXAMINER MONDAY DECEMBER II safety specialist who has been with the council since it was formed in 1965 Previously for nine years be specialized in safety instruction at the Univers ity of Toronto The council is national colt ordinating body in the promo tion of safety on highways The federal government contributes $20000 and the provinces total of $5000 toward its annual budget the remainder coming MICROSCOPES 25 Dunlap St entertaining or just your own convenience and comfort DAY DECEMBER I2 WINTER COAT LAMBS WOOL VEST BINOCULARS It promotes such national ac cidc tcutting programs as Safe Driving Week held annually Dec t7 Emphasizing the need for program to combat other kinds of accidents lr Bryce said III farm has all the potentially dan gerous spots of III home plus the heavy tractors cluttered yards and slippery hay lnlls In Ontario last year 187 per sons wcre caught hit or crushed by farm machinery FOR UNUSUAL GIFTS SEE SARRIE GOVERNMENT SURPLUS 63 FOR HUNTING KNIVES BARRIE GOVERNMENT SURPLUS STORE PA 643622 NURSES SETS Many tiny instruments for makebelieve nursing In plastic carrying case Special set SPORTING GOODS HOCKEY GUARDS Grey feltbacked shin guards with plastic kneecaps About 17 inch os long Special pair BOXING GLOVES for child ren Made of genuine leather 4oz Special pair GOLF BALLS Steel centres abrasionresistant covers Spe cial box ofa SPORTING LANTERNS cell type cells not inclu d7 Red rear blinker light Special each HUNTING KNIFE SETS Mumpurpose jackknife and keencdged hunting knife blade Ill2 over all In handy sheath Special set of knives HARDWARE HAND SAWS dcsigmed with hardened and tempered alloy steel blade About 26 long About poian per inch Special each FOAIIIFLEX THRESHOLD wood and foam plastic threshold to form tight weather seal around doors and windows About Special for FOAMMASTER TAPE Selfadhesive lightweight plastic foam Can be used to make non slip bottoms on furniture lamps etc About 91s it 17 Special for DOOR WEATHER STRIPPING Wood and rubber set for exterior doors Consists of pieces 35 long and pieces 14VIong Special set STEEL UTILITY SHOVELS for coal snow grain etc Sturdy 30 wooden handle with grip Blade about 1112 146 Special each SHELF BRACKETS Use for making single or double shelves Consists of two 12 standards and four brackets Special set POWER BIT SETS for use with V4 electric drills Includes 9b 42 In and bits in plastic case Special set TUBULAR HACKSAWS Tub ular frame closed die cast ban dle adjustable for 10 and 12 blades With extra It blade Special each HOUSEWARES CLOTHES BASKETS Plastic in figurquoise or Yellow Special 936 L49 149 149 L49 L49 L49 L49 49 49 L49 49 49 ROASTERS Metal covered with Blue enamel Special each DISPOSAL CANS Onadoor style made of Plastic Spe cial each SERVING TRAYS Plastic Size about 12 17 Spe cial2for DRAIN TRAYS Rubber in Turquoise or Yellow Special each STOVE MATS Rubber in Turquoise or Yellow Special each DISH DRAINERS Rubber coated wire in Turquoise or Yel low Special each DOOR MATS made of Black rubber Special eac CHEESE BOARDS Cheri wood complete th knife Board in cocktail design Size about 10 Special each STEAK KNIVES Stainless steel blades with serrated edges imitation stag handla Special sot of6 KITCHEN KNIVES Stain less steel blades Black plastic handles Set consists of par ing knife 732 slicer and slicer with wavy edge Special set of knives IRONING BOARD COVER SETS Siliconetreated heavy duck cover with builtin asbestos iron rest Special set BISSELL SHAMPOO 10472 tins Special each TV TRAY TABLES Mch in assorted patterns with Black legs Special each EARTHENWARE MUGS AS sprted printed designs Special set old EARTHENWARE MILK MUGS in morted colours Special set of COOKIE JARS Earthenware in assorted patterns Special each CUPS AND SAUCERS Por aelairl in Rose pattern Special set of3 CHIPANDDIP msnns Earthenware in vegetable dei sign Size about 10 squareu Special each SALAD BOWLS with spoon and fork Ironstone bowls Spe cial each FOOTED GLASSES ASSOR ed colours in star and leaf delt sign Special set of BRANDY GLASSES AS sorted colours in Willow and Swallow daign Special set obs CONDIMENI sars enware It pepper and mu ard containers Special set L49 L49 L49 L49 L49 L49 49 L49 L49 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 JTIER CAKE PLATES Earthenware with brasscoated handles Moss Rose pattern Spe cial each CHINA FLORALS Earthen ware gaily painted Very decor ative for knickknack shel vos or window sills Special each 3SECTION DISHES Earth thenware with plastic handle Special each ARTIFICIAL FRUIT I2 pieces made of earthenware Special 12 pieces in box CRYSTAL CREAM AND SUGAR SETS Lead crystal in as sorted designs Special set SET OF VASES Hand painted glass Special for SUNBLEST DINNERWARE English earthenware in Sun blest pattern Cups and Saucers Special for Bread and Butter Plates Special for Tea Plates Special for Dinner Plates Special for Coupe Soups Special for Oatmeals Special for Fruit Nappies Special for Egg Cups Special ator ID Platter and Scallop Special set 12 Platter Special each Covered Scollop Special set Sugar and Cream Seth Special set Gravy Boat and Stand Special 56L L49 L49 L49 L49 L49 L49 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 149 L49 149 AUTO ACCESSORIES WASH BRUSHES has plas tic bristla to aluminum han dle rubber grip water shutoff and hangup tab Special each room can coivrznsfl e1earplastic throwsfor solid front seats Special each auro CUSHIONS gt auto wedgetype usluons about 14 13 Special for CAR MATS 17 15 rub ber mats Fit all cars front or back Green Blue Redor Black Special for TROUBLE LIGHTS into eigarcttelighter plas tic about long or 12vo1t Special each WHITE WALL TIRE DISCS Butyl rub or 16 sizes Sp lal 13 14 15 for 149 149 149 no L49 149 LICENCE FRAMES Chom iumplatcd frames about 65 IZa Special for LITTERGD Plfitic waste basket for cars Assorted colours About Special each DASH TRAYS Black plastic tray with metallic trim About 10 432 Special each RUST GUARD spray on protection against rust 1002 can Special can VANITY VISDR MIRRORS Glass and steel mirror about 41 Grey enamel frame Special each FROST SHIELDS Plastic shield to keep frost from form ing on windshield About 12112 20 Special each TRACTION KITS Includes tire mat scraper and shovel Special kit LIGHTING FIXTURES lLIGHT CEILING FIXTURES Patterned glass shade sat in brzss or copperfinished brac ket diam less bulb Special each 1LIGIITHALL 0R DINETTE FIXTURES plastic prisms satin aluminumfinished bracket diam less bulb Spe cial each lLIGHT BATHROOM FIXTUR ES White frosted glass shade metal bracket sf diameter less bulb Special each Is ILLUMINATED SANTA TREE TOPS Lamp illumin ates entire fullbodied figure of Santa Specialreach lLIGIIT INDOOR MULTIPLE CHRISTMAS TREE SETS lzoLvolt lamps spring clip kets triplug and extra exten sion connector at extreme end Special each 49 L49 i4 FLOOR COVERINGS COTTON LOOP MATS vith fringed ends and latex baels Colours Sea Green Perfect Pink Sandalwood Cinnamon Beige Size about 21 36 Special each corroN baboooM MATS with fringed ends Colours Green Red Nutria Blue Size aboutW 32 Special each RUG CUSHION Impregnat ed hair and felt in Red colour Choice of or 12 widths Spe cialSq Yd noon Mars made of Coca fibre Natural colour Size about gt Is it 301 Special each 149 149 oliEN ALL DAY It means that you can buy anything at Eatons with complete confidencefEaions will not knowingly be undersold Eaton compavrisonshcppérs see to it at our prices are as low as any andrwe give youth oextra protection of the Eaton guarantee Goods Satisfactory or Money Refundedlt which applies ft price as well as to quality and values compare EATON PRICES SEE FOR YOURSELF 11141 EATONS WILL not it NDERSOLDL more nu 539 EATONS WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD This direct unqual ied statement by the largest retailer in Canada will be reassurin claims and counterclaims and bewildered by repeated references to discount prices and fictitious list