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The Colborne Express (Colborne Ontario), 10 Feb 1944, p. 2

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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS. COLBORNE, ONT., FEBRUARY 10, 1944 Easy to ro//, delightful t ^ --to smoke yjqden's FINE CUT CIGARETTE TOBACCO Have You Heard! A young air corps officer stationed somewhere in Egypt was flying near the Great Pyramid, carrying out exercises in navigation and discovering his geographical position with a sextant. After a series of involved and confused calculations, he turned suddenly to his pilot and said, "Take off your hat." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because, according to my cal-eulajions we are now inside St. Paul's Cathedral." "Your wife is a very systematic woman, isn't she?" asked Robinson. "Yes, very," replied Smith. "She works on the theory that You can find whatever you want when you don't want it by looking where it wouldn't be if you did want it." At the end of the first week away from home on a new job, the young husband wrote to his wife: "Made foreman--feather in my After the sceond week he wrote: "Made manager -- another feather in my cap." After the third week he wired: "Sacked -- send money." His wife telegraphed back: "Use feathers. Fly home." "Where did Mabel get that awful hat?" "She won't tell. I think it's a millinery secret." First Sailor (on first convoy duty): "Did you ever see so much water in all your life?" Second Sailor (a veteran): "You haven't seen nothin'. That's only Midge: "Jim's proposal was so sudden it made me jump." Madge: "At it?" IF HEADCOLDS • 9- HAHrON DO THIS! To relieve discomforts, one of the best things you can do is put a good spoonful of home-tested Vicks VapoRub in a bowl of boiling water. Then feel welcome relief come as you breathe in the steaming medicated vapors that penetrate to the cold-congested upper breathing passages! See how this soothes irritation, quiets coughing, and helps clear the head-bringing grand comfort. FOR ADDED RELIEF. . . rub throat, chest and back with VapoRub at bedtime. Vicks VapoRub works for hours-2 waysatonce-to bring relief from distress.. Remember, it's Vicks WlCRo ^VapoRub you want. W VapoRui^ How Can 111 By Anne Ashley Q. How can I tighten the cane seat of a chair? A. The cane seat of a chair that is slightly sagged can be tightened by washing it with hot water, then drying it in a hot sun. Q. How can I restore the sweetness, of winter vegetables, that have arrived a long time after they have been picked? A. The sweetness can be restored by adding a little sugar to the water while boiling them. Q. How can I clean windows A. By washing them with a chamois wrung out of warm water. Rinse the chamois and wring out as dry as possible and then rub over the windows again. Q. How can I .romove kalsomine from walls and ceilings without making t#o much dust? A. To remove kalsomine, wash walls and ceilii and a large lucky enough old soft bath t ,vith v puhge (if you :o have one) c nvel until the covered chesterfield without a A. To clean a velour covered chesterfield, ' brush the dust out' of the covering with a stiff brush Dr whisk, and sponge with a non-inflammable cleaning fluid such is earbon-tetrachloride. Modern Etiquette By Roberta Lee 1. When one leaves from calling on a friend, should one apologize for staying so long, or for talking too much, or for' hurrying 2. What color in candles should be used for the dinner table? 3. Is an office employee expect-, ed to give Christmas gifts to the other employees with whom she >rks? 4. If : entering a street car or bus, which one of them should enter first? lunching together, what size tip should they leave on the table? C. Is it the usual procedure for the bride to remove her veil before being seated at the breakfast table? Answers 1. No; expressions of this kind are self-conscious and stupid. 2. The color of the candles should harmonize with the bowl or vase that contains the flowers for the centerpiece, 3. No; this is not at all necessary. 4. The woman should go first when entering but the man should precede when leaving the streetcar or bus. 5. Twenty-five cents is sufficient for both, or if they prefer, fifteen cents each. 6. Xo; she retains her For Faster Relief of CHEST COLDS Muscular Aches & Pains Tired Burning Feet MASSAGE WELL WITH How To Protect Eggs For Hatching It is especially important that eggs lor hatching should be collected several times a day in Winter weather, says the Ottawa Farm Journal. The baskets or pails in which they are . collected should be lined with sonic material as a protection against frost. It must be remembered ♦hat in a fertilized egg the cell division begins to take place before the egg leaves the hen's body. If the egg is left exposed to intense frost this process may be so effectually checked at the outset that the germ will not develop when the egg is raised to incubating temperature. Eggs which are to be iiuv'.■■".:> ■'■ WARSTAMPS;ZbM SALA are best stored in bran in a room i should be allowed to lie for 24 not lower than 50 degrees. Those hours in a temperature of from 50 which have come from a distance 1 to a machine for incubating. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS IIABY CHICKS_ LAYING AN D READY TO LAY Whito Leg-horn pullets ^at^ reas- llvo-ry? Als->' Paired Rocks and hybrids. Free catalogue. Also diiy old chicks for immedi.a ie de- : (..II v» mill HIGH FAY ABILITY UAI1V CHICKS TH1-. STRAIN S \ M VCTICAL, "i tiuV'ho k' 'f hi lb I will pay well tor good kefep ^and > of PRICE 30c and SOc at ALL Druggists vise earlv orders. -- SPRUCE-LEIGH FARM LIMITED, Box 3.",'iH, nrantford, Ontario. demand from Britain for all the eggs we can turn out. And besides, floor prices and a guaranteed market have taken all the risk out of the poultry business. The man with a full hen house next fall can't help cashing in. And the only way to have that full hen house Is to order chicks now. There is just a possibility that there won't be enough to go around. So make sure that you won't go short. Send for catalogue and pricelist. Also laying and ready to lay pullets for immediate deliver} . Twiddle chick Hatch i Limited, Fe , Ont. STARTED PULLETS, BARRED Rocks, 1 week old, 23 cents; 2 weeks, 26 cents. White Leghorns, 1 week old, 26 cents; 2 weeks old, 30 cents. February and March pullets _on^. _ Carleton^ Hatchery, GOVERNMENT APPROVEI\ blood-tested ^chicks^ Jroni ^ Higli Mount? Ha'miUon. " °"d ^ Brsia?6 Satchery!111^'^ John N., If You Get Up Nights You Can't Feel Right If you havetti° |r*kup 3 01 its no worf * ! Jn?d i(i c1 t t ^ K J i v i Bladder troubles, you'll make no mistake in trying Cystex. Because It has given such Joyous, happy results in so nigh a percentage of cases, cyste* is <emp*y package unless completely satisfactory to Cystex ^eSS HOW TO RELIEVE PILE TORTURE QUICKLY AND EASILY If you are troubled with itching FaV^reatment and6 run* the risk of ic. Any itching or soreness or panful Pa|sage ot^ool '^jj*^1^ should be secured at once. For this purpose get a package of Hem-Roid from any druggist and use as directed. ^This formula easy to take tablet, will quickly aid in healing the sore tender spots. Hem-Roid is pleasant to use, Is highly" recommended and lt seems the height of folly for any one to nmnful and chronic pile condition when such a fine remedy may be had at such 'a small cost. you^'druggist will gladly return' HELPLESS CAPTIVES OF THE JAPS POULTR\-KEEPKRS. BE SURE of a SOTd. healthy bunch of baby chicks wu-.m. «..<»» "hc-ns and more MUrehS/'tt'iVt for '19-14 cat- !. MONK- TOO I.ATB -- TOO I. ATP, NEXT SPRING DON'T LET IT BE • '." Send for MAPLECREST QUALITY CHICKS, guaranteed profit producers, popular breeds, prices. Maple-crest Farm, Route 2, Copetown. DON'T GAMBLE PEDIGREE SIRED BARRED Rock or White Leghorns and Pure Christie New Hampshire.? removes all chance. Our prices are very low. Special discount until Feb. 15th. Kettlewell Farms, Essex, Ont._ ATTENTION TRAPl'EBS! WOLF - FOX - COYOTE T ^ R^-\ P- high' fur prices and bounty you really have a wonderful chance. Fisher's scientific <■ mrs.- and gland scents will teach you all you will ever n. cd to know to become a successful trapper. All the best trappers today use this system. How to treat and set thePgland sc^entyures^them with- DOMESTIC HEM' WANTED WANTED: GIRL OR WOMAN AS sa far y S e xp ee t e d ? * "*7 i ° W?li i tm o r e Ave.. Toronto._ DYEING * CLEANING HAVE VOL) ANYTHING NEEDS for'^nforma^fon! We are giad to merit H. Parker's Dye Works Limited. 791 Yonge Street. To- ! '« i( 1C A Ij E«t UI I'M EST ELECTRIC MOTORS. NEW USED, bought, sold, rebuilt; belts, pulleys, brushes. Allen Electric Company Ltd., 2326 Dufferin St., Toronto._ FUR^OLLARS VARIOUS^ KINDS -- ^FOR CLOTH 3661 Mayor"'s trc-et.^'.Montrea1'. 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VALUABLE FARM IN WATERLOO County for sale, consisting of 214 acres, including 12 acres cedar swamp 32 acres hardwood bush, 3 acres' 0[.ohard'gb^a"ec| a" from Kitcheiu^teil-room bi'i'ck house large* bank barn, 2 implement sheds. also equipped with hydro. For full particulars apply to Hurley C. Stauffer, R.R. No. 3. Waterloo, Ont. TOBACCO, DAIRY FARMS, LOW so in e d_e qt i ipped.?°Gus cSripbe 11', Mt. Brydges. _ FARMS SUBURBAN p]:oPERTrBSftNORTH Richmond ' ili'll. Ontario. WELLINGTON COUNTY FARMS CHOICE FARMS IN ATTRACTIVE locations several on highway, and hydro equipped. Convenient to Ontario Agricultural College. Uerutin* in size from 50 up to 200 acres, with excellent buUdings. II. J. MeCAHE REALTY AGENCY, _GUELPH__ HAIR GOODS_ HAIR GOODS good^ever^roduced for men and Toupee's for men $40.00 up. Fuli transformations for ladies $65.00 UP' THE W. T. 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