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12 The Canadian Statesmnan, Bowmanville, November 29, 1978 Section- Two HighSehool News The Weekly 7ýSCE H OWLUbq- SchoolBand has Successful Dan ce Marathon BUHS Scoreboard (Sort of) Bowmanville Bantam No. 2-5, Bay Ridges -3 (pure luck). Dallas Cowboys-37, Washington Redskins- 10. (1 Washington folding?) GRAPHFEETY' As Bus Bunny said, "The pun is mightier than the sword." The Price of Failure Dad, took two steps back, I dared not make a sound but a tear for- ced its way out from between my closed eye- lids. I was unable to hold it back, it ran down my face, and touched my ary lips. Dad gave 2 nods to mom. She entered into the room, with a stern look on her face. She wore a plain black dress. In her hands she held the pieces of paper. "Oh God", I cried to myseîf. It can't be that bad. 1 cried heavier -- in silence. The Interimi Report wasn't even officiai, it didn't even give an ac- curate report of your work. Besides, it's only been 2 months of sehool. I've got 7 more months to catch up on my marks. (If I ever live). Oh God! llow could they do this to me. Father nodded again and picked up, a whip. H1e looked straight at mother. She opened the papers without ex- pression.' She read the first line ... English 51/. Wack! Wack! I felt the whip across my raw back.* AU the strength of his arms was released into the whip. Mother continued ... Math 3. Wack! Wack! Wack! Dad wasn't satisfied with two. 1 dare not cry for only fools do. I fainted. Amy Chow Youth Bowling TYKES Moore 5, Vacheresse 0; Apted 5, Soper 0; Britton 3, Millson 2; Sutherland 3, Kiely 2. Team Standings Moore 44, Kiely 29, Vacheres- se 28, Sutherland 27, Apted 26, Britton 24, Millson 21, Soper 8. High Singles C. Rowe 122, J. Kiely 116, M. Harness 114, S. Apted 109, J. Brown 109., J. Brown 179. BANTAM BOYS Team Standings Wesselius 49, Buma 47, Tug- wood 39,,Millson 27, Lugten- burg 26, Smith 22. High Singles S. Buma 200, B. Brown 177, P. MeMann 153. High Triples S. Buma 516, B. Brown 376. BANTAM GIRLS Team Standings Jaques 56, Donoghue 52, Desousa 33, Black 27, Kirkton 25, Dykstra 10. High Singles D. Rowe 177, C. Bannister 159, J. Donoghue 158. High Triples J. Donoghue 443, C. Bannister 147. JUNIOR BOYS Wesselius 5, S. Luxton 2; Wooley 5,.Van Goor 2; Cowling 7, M. Luxton 0. Team Standings Woolley 50, Wesselius 35, Van. Goor 24, Cowling 21, M. Luxton 19, S. Luxton 19. High Singles S. Wesselius 234-210, S. Wooley 227, A. Van Goor 218, S. Kirkton 215, S. Zealand 210, T. Kirkton 209, S. Luxton 201. High Triples S. Wesselius 604, S. Zealand 544, A. Van Goor 535, S. Woolley 518, W. Mutton 511. JUNIOR GIRLS Desousa 5, Greenley 2; Sawler 5, Simpson 2; Seto 5, Black 2; Hancock 5, .Adams 2. Team Standings Seto 52, Adams 49, Sawler 46, Desousa 43, Hancock 33, Black 32, Greenley 27, Simpson 26. High Singles N. Willan 256, D. Hiancock 211, E. Kennett 207. High Triples N. Willan 560, D,. Hancock 550, K. Sawler 545, K. Simpson 514, E. Kennett 510. SENIOR MIXED LEAGUE Hayward 5, Murphy 2; J. Van Goor 7, Richards 0; M. Van Goor 5, Taylor 2; Fairey 5, Reynolds 2; Leavis 7, Roberts 0. Team Standings Leavis 51, J. Van Goor 49, M. Van Goor 48, Reynolds 47, Hayward 46, Taylor 44, Mur- phy 28, Richards 28, Fairey 25, Roberts 19. High Gamies M. Leddy 254 (701), B. Leavis (694), K. Rines 261. DRINKING & DRI VING DON'T MIX High Doubles SAFE DRIVINC C. Rowe 208, M. Harness 195, US A FAMILY AFFAIR to raise money for the band. The program was arranged by members of the school band. Local merchants got behind the, project by donating prizes offered during the dance. Dexterity Triumphs Again If you have ever paid - NOW UN OSHAWA ~iijÉ.*.- * e .1 *ee e. e e Telephone 416-571-1355 LORNE D. MacINNIS Co-ordlnator Oshawa, Ontario 22 King St. W., 4th Floor, BANK $1.90 for a hot corned beef submarine san- dwich in hopes of devouring it like a pig with hands and had your vision of face-stuffing delight destroyed by the reality of a pile of mustard, meat, and bread spread out before you like a dry stew yo'u probably realize what a delicate art the un- wrapping of a sub really is. After months of diligent research your favourite writer (me) has discovered the secret in guarding your lunch against the perils of inept unwrapping. As usual, the stroke of genius did not resuit from the extensive research. The brilliant piece of common sense came like a boIt off of a wheel out of the clear blue sky. Why not sim- ply reverse the process by which the object was wrapped. Lift the sub up with one hand and unfold the plastic wrap beneath, pulling down and back. Now you have a long, round object that looks like it was placed on the paper and rolled neatly. And there is the catch. They didn't roll it when they wrapped it. You must hold the sandwich off the table and unwrap the plastic from beneath it. Then place the sub on the table and take the plastic wrap off. Before you will rest an un- believeably intact lun- ch. You now know how to unwrap a sub. Joy, hap- piness, and conteniment are now yours to enjoy aIl the days of your life. May the hair on your tocs grow ever longerý. Jim Francis Serve Your CHRISTMAS DINNER on anew DINETTE SUITE From WILSON'Satý ýsuper Christmas'BLITZ PRICI 5 PIECE MODERN DUNETTE SUITE. 36 x 60 Rectangular table with double pedestal panel bases, weathered elm arborite top is heat and sta-in resistant. 4 large comfortable chairs with foam seats. Square chrome tubing. Reg. $470.00 CHRISTMAS BLITZ ....................... 3 8 0