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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE. ONT., NOVEMBER 8, 1945 Gives Gmadft&ffef FROM SNIFFLY, STUFFY DISTRESS OF Acute Catarrh I Instantly relief from catarrhal misery starts to come when you put a few drops of Vicks Va-tro-nol in each nos» tril.Va-tro-nolis soeffective.. .results are so good.. .because it (1) reduces swollen membranes, (2) soothes irritation, (3) helps clear away congestion. ..and thus makes breathing easier. Many catarrh, sufferers say it's the best relief I Jus they've found. You, too, will like the way it works! Try it! VICKS VA-TRO-NOL Have You Heard? Man (addressing women) -- "1 don't know why God makes women so beautiful and yet so . . ." Women (countering)--- "He makes us beautiful so you love us, and makes us dumb so we love Husband: "You must think automobiles grow on trees." Wife: "Silly! Everybody knows they come from "I was a fool when I married you," said Mrs. Brownleigh, angrily. "Yes, darling, but I was in love and didn't notice it," replied her husband. A mandate, wrote a schoolgirl recently, is an appointment a girl makes with a fel- If a bee sat on a nettle, Now here's - what puzzles me-- Would that bee sting the nettle, Or the nettle sting the bee? Orange Powder A company has been formed to manufacture orange powder from Florida oranges, says Marketing. A daily output of 6,000 pounds of dehydrated juice is expected from the ne-w plant which will be in production next spring. The addition of water to the powder makes the product substantially indistinguishable from fresh orange juice in appearance and vitamin content, it is claimed. Londonderry naval base, one of the headquarters of the war against the U-boat, is to become an antisubmarine school. HOTEL METR0P0LE All Beautifully Furnished With Running Water. Rates: $1.50 up NIAGARA FALLS OPPOSITE C.N.R. STATION CHECK YOUR COLD THIS WAY- I Instantine Tablet brings FAST RELIEF! Cold getting you down? Follow the Instantine 1-iablet-way to fast relief from the |miserable, dragged-out "achy" feeling often associated with colds.. It generally takes only one Instantine tablet to start bringing welcome relief from cold suffering. You see, these fast-acting, prescription-type Instantine tablets go to work almost immediately easing pain; lessening discomfort. Instantine's scientific combination of three proven medicinal ingredients works in these ways to bring you effective relief: 1. Ease pain and discomfort. 2. Prolong relief from discomfort. 3. Offset "depressed feeling." Give mild, stimulating "lift." Try Instantine-- chances are you will never again go back to slower-acting preparations for relief of cold discomfort. Rely on Instantine, too, for relief whenever you suffer from headache or muscular ache or pain. All drugstores have Instantine. Instantine 12 Tablets 25^-about 2 c a dose Fast, Iffetfive Kellef frsm Simple fain NOBEL WINNER Sir Alexander Fleming, above, and two of his British associates have been awarded 1945 prizes in physiology and medicine by the Nobel Committee for discovery of penicillin. Tha 64-year-old Scottish scientist insists he discovered magic drug by accident. Sir L. oin Henry VIII, a large eater was once so pleased with a particular cut of beef that he asked what its name was, relates the New York Time Magazine. "Loin, Sire," he was told. "In future it shall have a more honorable title," Henry retorted and, drawing his sword, he conferred knighthood ou it, declaring: "Arise, Sir Loin." Thus "sirloin" of beef got its name. Easy Way To Treat Sore, Painful Piles esults. Simply go to any druggist and t a bottle of Hem-Rold and use directed. Hem-Roid is an Intern-treatment, easy and pleasant to J and pleasing results are auielc- i relieved, pain subsld< the treatrj painful pile tumor: and healthy. 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Pinkham's Vegetable Compound not only helps relieve monthly pain but also accompanying nervous, tired, high- i strung feelings--when due to functional ' periodic disturbances. It's one of the most effective medicines for this purpose. Pinkham's Compound helps nature! Follow label directions. Try it! TIMBER WORKERS NEEDED NOW ill Timbjr-rich Canada is lumber-short. Lack of labour in lumber camps is hamstringing reconstruction and housing programs Servicemen who value comradeship and good health are obtaining discharges to work in the woods, but officials state the demand for lumbermen is as urgent as the increasing demand for building materials and pulpwood. VOICE OF THE PRESS "Legs Is Legs" Schoolboy writing anatomy test: Your legs is what if you ain't got two pretty good ones you can't get to first base, and neither can your sister. --Dunnville Chronicle HERE'S THE POINT With all the striving toward higher pay and shorter hours, it may be necessary to draw a distinction. Everybody wants employment, but does everybody : to i --Kan&as City Star SIMPLE ISN'T IT? "Don't worry about butter," says a foolish contemporary. "You can make it from grass. All you need is a cow and a churn." --St. Thomas Times-Journal. Wishful Thinking Hermann Goering is said to be spending much time studying the Bible. "When the devil was sick, the devil a .saint would be." --Ottawa Citizen Too Cosy An apartment is a place where you start to turn off the radio and you find you've been listening to the neighbor's. --Dunwich Chronicle. Sweet and cool in any Pipe CANADA'S STANDARD PIPE TOBACCO Corn is the only crop plant that can be grown from Canada to the southern tip of South America- YOU GET EVERY ATOM of the flavor and goodness in Maxwell House Coffee because it is "Radiant Roasted". Every coffee bean is roasted thoroughly --all through! PULLETS PURE BREEDS AND hybrid crosses 14 weeks up to laying. Fall hatched chicks booked to order. Free catalogue and price list. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ontario. WE'VE DAYOLD CHICKS FOR prompt shipment -- White Sussex, Hampshire, Barred Rock, Wyandot i - breeds. A few started. Bray Hatchery, 130 John N. Hamilton, Ont. for iddle c . hon- ivity by stocking with healthy, usky Tweddle Government Approved chicks. Briefly the Tweddle system is this -- bloodtested breeders of proved livability and productivity are selected. The chicks hatched under the finest conditions. All chicks are carefully inspected and . Result yoi of a live, hardy shii. ____ chicks. Cash in on Europe's large range pullets for immediate delivery, Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ont. SUCCESSFUL POULTRY RAISERS turn to Top Notch. Top Notch chicks are filling poultry houses Approved chicks. When f chicks choose the name in trust --■ buy Top Notch, rlv shipment of Top Notch will get you off to a fly- talogue to-day. Also laying and ready to lay pullets for immediate delivery. Tod Notch Chickeries, Guelph, Ontario. 25 FREE CHICKS iyers. Don't delay, order oddard Chick Hatcheries, innia Heights. Ont. T WILL PAY YOU TO FILL YOUR pens with good laying or ready to lay pullets now. We can give immediate delivery on many pure breeds and hybrid crosses. Also day old chicks hatched to order for Fall delivery. Top Notch Chickeries, Guelph, Ontario. and property large or small and want good r suits, consult this office. 30 yea experience In selling all kinds business opportunities $7,000 OPTIMIST HOME "MAY BE YOURS" for $5.00. Send for Catharines Optimist 5-H.. St. Catharines. $10,000 HOME ANVWHERE IN CANADA December. All proceeds for children's welfare. Tickets $1. each-- 12 for S10. Mail remittance to Sud- DYEING AND HAVE YOU ANY PIANOS, A LIMITED NUMBER OF our small new pianos will soon be available. Write for circular. Orders executed in turn as received. Factory Mason and Risch Limited, 642 King St. West, To- iVrite for descriptive fold-1 prices. Scope Sales Co., i, Ottawa, Ont. FOR SALE, REGISTERED set ewes and rams, unrelal Bartlett, R. No. * 2, Canfielc ing state diameter and width of wheel. National Rubber Co. Led.. 5 Wiltshire Ave.. Toronto. Ont. BAILED HAY FOR SALE. TIMO-thy Broom Grass, Red Top Mixture and Upland. For particulars REGISTERED COLLIE PUPS I ble and white ten weeks old r . sonable. R. Horton, Scarb ELECTRIC MOTORS NEW, USED bought, sold, rebuilt:' belts pulleys, brushes. Allen Electric Company Ltd. 2326 Dufferin St. Tor- STEERING WHEEL SPINNERS, special heavy duty for tractors, $1.25 postpaid. Ivan Martin, St. Jacob's, Ontario. SURPLUS FILES A COMPLETE SET OF 50 ASSORT-ed files; from 6"-14"; including flat, half round, round, square, , etc.: rough and smooth; at a clearing price of $8 delivered. 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Caterpillar D6 ^ tractor with La Caterpillar model 30 gasoline-powered bulldozer. First-class-condi- erpillar plai t-C'hon model 15 tractor onlv. lition. ith La- and angledozer. Rebuilt. Sew winches to fit Caterpi: r>4 and D6. 332 «loor Street Wei Toronto 5, Ontario FOR SALE 5-ACRE FARM, TWP. OF NOTTA-wasaga, % mile from town of Stayner, good 2-story dwelling, x 474, Smith Falls, Ont. W. Gallagher, Morgar 13 ACRES NEAR BOWMANVILLE, god bearing orchard, poultry houses for 2,000 birds, barns, silo, price $7500. Terms: more land available complete bathroom, LEARN HAIRDRESSING THE Robertson method. Information on request regarding classes. HOUSEKEEPER, WIDOWER, 50 Canadian, Protestant. Nice farm home close to Kitchener. No smoking or drinking. State age, HOUSEKEEPER, farm home, vici aide W., Toront. UNO OPERATORS AND FLOOR MEN WANTED COMPETENT LINO OPERATORS and floor men wanted for newspaper printing office, permanent position, highest wages. 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PHOTOGRAPHIC TIME TESTED QUALITY SERVICE and SATISFACTION printed. « OR 8 EXPOSURE ROLLS 25c REPRINTS 8 for 25c FINEST ENLARGING SERVICE 1 the CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS Ca'lendars"forr25c,r),y' ' "° °S °" STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE eceived the beautiful Christ-rds which you printed from i negatives, and I want you 3 MOUNTED Burnished Gold or Silver, Circassian Walnut or Black Ebony finish 59c; Print your name and address plain- MUSICAL INSTRUMRN'IS sells, exchange . Learh Hairdressing Pleasant dignified profession, good wages, thousands successful Marvel graduates. America's greatest system. Illustrated catalogue free. Write or call MARVEL HAIRDRESSING & 74 Rideau i ASTROLOGICAL READING 10c. Contains your lucky days. Whefl to plant and harvest by moon's phases, etc. Send birth date. Lau- FETHERSTONHAUGH & COMPANY Patent Solicitors. Established 1890; 14 King West, Toronto. HIGHEST PRICES PAID For all kinds of dressed poultry. Get our prices before you sell. Write, phone or wire JOHN C. COOPER 2304 BLOOR ST. W., TORONTO PHONE JU. 9339 BUYER, MR. TED BOWLER WANTED TO PURCHASE PULL-ets all ages and breeds. High prices paid 'Apply Box No. 51, 73 Adelaide W., Toronto. HATCHING EGGS WANTED FOR 1946 hatching season. Flocks culled and bloodtested free of charga under Government Supervision. Guaranteed premium, plus hatch-ability premium paid. For full BETWEEN NOW AND LATE Spring, White Birch Bolts, 27" long, 7" and up top. Must be fresh cut, free of doze and large limb knots. Also interested in Poplar and Basswood Bolts 6" and up top, 48" long. If you'can suply in carlots, write for our quotations. Keenan Woodenware Limited,- Owen Sound. Ontario. LOGS: BASSWOOD BEECH Birch, Elm, Maple, also Poplar and White Birch Bolts, good prices. Write to The Oakville Basket Co. Ltd., Oakville. Ont. ISSUE 45--1945