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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE, ONT., OCTOBER 25, 1945 MAC DONALD'S o*1 23$ VOICE OF THE PRESS RED LIGHT The combination raf a peacetime jgas ration and a wartime tire may idelay you on the highway if you don't watch out.--Vancouver Prov- HER TOUGH LUCK ■"I wake up every morning with a pain in the neck," one of the feminine fans complains. It's just too had, ma'am, but you married him.--Ottawa Citizen.^ NO, POINTLESS Some of the butchers threaten to go out of business--pull up their steaks and quit. But is this rational?--Ottawa Journal. 'WHERE IGNORANCE. The modern girl's hair does look like a mop, but she is not worried. She doesn't know what a mop looks like.--Brandon Sun. A Practical View of Post-War World Alfred P. Sloan, Jr., one of the world's great captains of industry, has also been doing a little looking into the post-war world, and it doesn't seem to him it will be as ■mazing and revolutionary as others see it, says the Boston Post. He sees no family airplane and low-cost prefabricated housing projects on a giant scale, among other things. His warning should be heeded. He is no conservative. In his post as chairman of the board of General Motors, he must have initiative and enterprise, tat he also must have common •ease, be practical and not do much day-dreaming. The average man does not want to be kidded. BE FAMOUS lor your coffee. Serve Maxwell House. This choice blend of rare coffees is roasted by the famous "Radiant Roast" process, 60 you get extra flavor, fragrance and vigorous body. EASE MUSCULAR PAIN THIS WAY- I Instantine Tablet brings FAST RELIEF! If you suffer from muscular aches or pains, and have been relying on slow-acting, sometimes ineffective remedies to bring you a measure of relief, learn all about the Instantine 1-tablet-ieay to fast relief from simple pain. You see, fast-acting Instantine tablets are a skillful combination of three proven medicinal ingredients, scientifically compounded to relieve pain promptly. Chances are you may be surprised at the speed with which 1 Instantine tablet can bring you welcome relief! You can count on Instantine's triple-action to work in these ways to give you fast relief from 1. Speedily ease pain. 2. Prolong relief from pain. 3. Reduce "depressed feeling." Give mild, stimulating "lift." Instantine never pampers pain, but works fast to bring needed comfort. Remember Instantine, too, whenever you suffer from headache or the discomfort of a cold or sore throat. You can get Instantine at any drugstore. Instantine 12 Tablets 25/-nboat 2j£ a dose fast Hcalve »e/«f from Simple fain mi mm repobts Centre for'Junior decstion Will Open ri In Cayuga . The first rural youth ty centre in Ontario is soon to be set up on the site of the former air training centre at Cayuga. Under the supplementary agricultural, education plan made publie in June it is proposed to set up. in each county a centre for junior farmer education, for both boys and girls. A three-months' residential course will be the core of the program. This will be held during the winter months--the slack The 22 acres of land and the buildings of the air centre make it eminently suitable for its new service. The large hangar will be divided into classrooms, equipped with all facilities necesary for practical agricultural education The former barracks will be remodelled as quarters for the students and there is a complete kiten-en and dining hall. Another building will ho>use farm nK|ihinery and will be used for the farm mechanics course. As for fun--the young farmers will create their own. Provision wil be made for theatricals and sports of various kinds and the large skating rink which was built for the air trainees will be open The initiative in requesting the creation of a community centre must come from youth farm organizations. By their pledge of support, the project is assured of euccess under the province-wide The Edmonton-Whitehorse-Snag air route, over which thousands of airplanes and thousands of tons of supplies for Russia and for defence of North America were flown, was built and completed during the dark first few years of the war. In 1942 and 1943 it enabled a successful defence against Japanese intentions in the Aleu- North-West Air Command, with headquarters at Edmonton, has full control of the operation and maintenance of the aerodromes and flight strips along the route. All insinuation.- of continuing value along the route, w^J^have cost some $76,000,000 :s&[ owned by Canada. £ 'j6v3* Military trucks, decided surplus from the army, may now be sold direct to farmers. This is possible because liason has been established between the Canadian Federation of Agriculture and War Assets Corporation in a cooperative project in which seven of the provincial departments of agriculture will participate. Under this plan a special price is set on the trucks at which the farmers purchase them without any, guarantee of servicing or repairs. Four of such sales have already been held in Ontario and arrangements are being made to hold them in other provinces. The St. Regis Hotel TORONTO • Every Room with Bath, Shower and Telephone. • Single, $2.50 in. -- Double, $3.50 up. 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Beer mugs that once were used by the Nazis to toast Hitler; now hold coffee for doughnutrdrinking purposes, as pictured above. Munich ber.r hall that was the site of Der Fuehrer's 1923 putsch has been taken over by the Red Cross as a canteen for enlisted <men and officers. Britain to Retain Emergency Powers British Labor Government intends to retain wartime emergency powers possibly for five years, Home Secretary James Chuter Ede disclosed in Commons last His statement came soon after the House reassembled to tackle hs big budget of work ranging from the economic problems of post-war trade and reconversion to the problems of peacetime foreign policy. Mr. Ede reminded members that the present Emergency Powers Act would expire Feb. 24, 1946. He announced that the Government would introduce legislation as soon as possible to maintain "the necessary residue of power over the transitional period." I ill "( Monty's Double Hoodwinked Nazis Looking strikingly like Marshal Montgomery and thoroughly rehearsed in the British commander's mannerisms, Lieut Clifton James was sent off to Algiers by high-ranking British Imperial General Staff officers a few days before the historic June 6 and was received at a public ceremony by Field Marshall Sir Henry Mait-land Wilson, and drove through Algerian streets lined with cheering people. Lieutenant James played his part so well the paper said, that fascist agents transmitted the news to sBerlin by way of Spain that Marshal Montgomery was away from his invasion base. Subsequent evidence proved D-Day took the Germans by surprise. British intelligence got the idea after Lieutenant James, walking onto the stage at a soldier's show in his capacity as entertainment officer, was cheered by troops who thought he was Marshal Montgomery Sent for by high authorities, Lieutenant James underwent special training for his unique role. Studying Marshal Montgomery'* voice, gesture, walk, distinctive salute, and even had a false finger fitted to his saluting hand to replace one he had lost in World War I. Have You Heart!? An enthusiastic golfer came home to his dinner after a game. During the meal his wife said: "Willie tells me he caddied for you this morning!" "There now!" exclaimed Willie's father. "I thought I'd seen that lad before." Private: "I know a good joke about crude oil." Skipper: "Well, spring it." Private: "It ain't refined." "I presented my little girl with a banana, but she much preferred her doll," says a correspondent. She soon found that she could undress a banana only once. Every real American has two real ambitions, first, to own a home; second, to own a car to get away from home. AGEING A CAKE General Eisenhower asks that no Christmas parcels be sent if it appears the soldier may be en route home, as nothing ages a cake like following a G.I. over a couple of hemispheres. -- Stratford Beacon-Herald. BABY CHICKS PULLETS PURE BREEDS AND hybrid crosses 12 weeks up to layingr. Pall hatched chicks booked to order. Order your chicks for 1346 now and secure the breeds you desire when you want them. Send for pricelist and catalogue. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ontario. LIMITED QUANTITY \$AJK1NG pullets, and some started-"tfiielcs, immediate delivery, also davolds Order chicks now for delivery ">er-December Bray H*rteh-) John N. Hamilton,Tint. PULLETS LAYING AND READY to lay pure breeds and hybrids. Also day old chicks hatched to order ^for Fall delivery. Not too 1946. Senator p^celis't and catalogue. Top Notch Chickerles, ^Guelph, Ontario. BUSINESS AND PROPERTY iF YOU ARE THINKING OF SEL-ling your Business or Property, large or small and want good results, consult this office, SO years experience in selling all kinds of property, for further information write. George Lawton, 709 Quel-lette Ave., Windsor, Ont. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES WIN PERSIAN LAMB COAT or Hudson Seal Coat or Muskrat Coat and Muff valued at $500.00 or $400.00 in cash Tickets 25c. or 5 for $1.00 FRY KlDpmo. postal note or mon t Blvd.) Sudbury." O 41 PLYMOUTH CAR, EXCELLENT condition including rubbers. Send dollar for five draw tickets to J. Shedden, Halowe'en Draw Chairman, Refinery Workers' Union, Port Colborne. Winner purchases car for one dollar. $7,000 OPTIMIST HOME "MAY BE YOURS" ALSO PARTICIPATE IN $50.00 monthly Bond draw. Other prizes. Details on receipt. Shares $1.00 ".00. Send for Club, 3 St. ( $10,000 HOME BUILT ANYWHERE IN CANADA to winner's specifications, or $10,000 in cash will be awarded lucky winner. Also chance on $100 monthly draw. Winner Is .tin ciicrible for house draw In . All proceeds for children s welfare. Tickets $1. each-- 12 for $10. Mail remittance to Sudbury Kiwanis Club. Box. 53 DYEING CLEANING HAVE YOU ANYTHING NEEDS dyeing or cleaning? Write to us for information. We are glad to answer your questions. Department H. Parker's Dye Works Limited. 791 Yonge Street, To- FARM MACHINERY FOR SALE "VIKING" CREAM SEPARATORS and repair parts are always available either at your local dealer or direct from Swedish Separator Co. Limited, 720 Notre-Darne West. Montreal 3. Que. FOR i LI.E SNOW PLOWS FOR SALE, NE ' or used, V or one way with h draulic or mechanical lifting c out priority. Automotive Produc BRIGGS AND STRATTON EN-gines, new, in stock 1%-$65.15 six H. P. $167.35. Used Century Motor 3 H. P.: also 5 with chopper; new % Century: Battery Boosters $12.00. Dobbin's, Waterloo, Ontario. DOBERMAN PINS- PUPPIES: COCKER SPANIELS, Gordon Setters, Foxhounds (stamp reply) Bantams: $2.00 R. 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Wilson Publishing Co.. 73 Adelaide w.. apply nearest Employment Order WANTED: MARRIED MAN FOR modern Ottawa Valley farm, hydro equipped. Separate house suitable for a man with one or two children, close to school, railroad and church. Wages $75 per month, year round engagement. Light, fuel, milk and garden space supplied. Give experience and references in first lt-ter. Box 57, 73 Adelaide W. To- 30, TO 40 TO TAKE FULL of farm home, two child-and 14 years. Apply Elm- ;ters, R. 5, Embro, Ont. COUPLE FOR SMALL FRUIT must be thoroughly experienced orchardist, wife, housekeeper TEACHERS WANTED PUBLIC SCHOOLS: ceacners will be required muary 1, 1940. Auxiliary Certificate " i-cl'iis. Colle- Ottawa, Postpai STOMACH AND THREAD WORMS often are the cause of ill-health in humans, all ages. No one immune! Why not find out if this MEEKA FOOT BALM Elgin. Ottawa. Post GET READY FOR WINTER. Build up your resistance with Merrills System Tonic Tablets. years. 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STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE Box 129, Postal Terminal A, Toronto A customer at Berwick, N.S., writes us: "I received the beautiful Christmas cards which you printed from my own negatives, and I want you to know how pleased I am with your wonderful work and prompt er of Star Snapshot Service from Any Size Roll--6 or 8 Exposures. TIF.VEI.OPED AND PRINTED 2Bc ENLARGEMENTS 25c ' in Beautiful Easel ed by hand for a small additional Framed Enlargements 4" x 6", on ivory tint mounts, in frames 7" x 9". Burnished Gold or Silver, Circassian Walnut or Black Ebony finish 59c; if enlargement coloured 79c. Print your n£me and address plain- TIME TESTED QUALITY SERVICE and SATISFACTION R 8 EXPOSURE ROLLS 26c REPRINTS 8 for 25c SERVICE PHOTO SERV] FETHERSTONHAUGH « Patent Solicitors. 1890; 14 King Wes HOCSK »■ on Higl land. Also WANTED TO BUY A HAY PRESS. 25r24, Bu'rgessville Line. MANX OR SIAMESE CAT OR KIT-ten pure-bred, Box 56, 73 Adelaide St. W. Toronto. QUANTITY OF LARGE WILLOW trees. Hanger Limb Company. 85 King Street West. Toronto, Ont. win St., Toronto. WANTED TO PURCHASE PULL-ets all ages and breeds. High prices paid. Apply Box No. 51, 73 Adelaide W., Toronto. HATCHING EGGS WANTED FOR 1946 hatching season. Flocks culled and bloodtested free of charge under Government Supervision. Guaranteed premium, plus hatch-details, write Box 39.-73 Adelaide ISSUE 43--1945