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} `-`Dot, u .. deied devikulivod deied as 3-- 1....-..-I 9.` nu... ..;...-.. :_ _ nuI_- .1__.___.a nu-.. , UCVVID W9 t W Cvjfwtxuu Have you a. bad Co 11, achronie Hoarseneae; 9.. feeling of Tightnggs in the Chest. Wea.k_ Lungs. or any similar complaint 1 It so. buy at on a. bottle of MeGregor s Lung Com ound. t will cure you. It contains entire y new 3 cities, of which one dose is more % eetua.l_- t In a. whole bottle of the old time remedies. It input up in we and $1.00 bottle. Sold by Geo. Monkman. Druggivt. Trmilt, and you will never have reason to comp ; -_ A . The coachman pullniug at. -I railroad crossing, aliahto and lowers themwindow of the carriage. - A ` T TL A _ A - A4. `I... -'3`..- "f-{An Ago: u\n\ can VI. VII? VH8 [WI . _. There, nor, . -he .s'hy;a,,'f.?you can put yer head ou__t nor. ._ .. ~ V % `.`Put_ my _hea.d..-out! What do. you mean 3. ! ' , - - - .` Why, 80!`, the sign bevant there. by the thrack says: `Look out` far the lnnnrul n`:upA , Vv VII? VIII CV1 W ooomotive. . ' 1111?! looomotive. . . Why, you fool," . teutily exolumed the ocup&nt of the carriage, _ you are $110. _ rty who_ia"to do thg looking out. ` a.n`1_! ` Well, how can I dothat when I '1 I 1 ll!!- uuq nay wuu us In uu uuu svuuu nflm : wan, can aV`%i`.x{'t"'hen I'm-not inuid"1` ` ` `, IIIVIIAIIQV IQIII llllvnlliuuvvu-o . All pain}: or acheswill 'be inat:antl`y'romoved by a few drops of Fluid Idghtnlnj applied over - thq atrected party. _Notix_ne 1031;; no` nauseous medicines 'noedo'd~ no poulticlng or using y liniments. 1 : will. nothliater or an-colon a skin`. ` Sold at 35c. per bottle by Geo. Monk- man._D5uqrist. sufferers tram Neural . as- I... LI...- g...-nu. `A-- 80 Ilsknn O-Iuxln nnun man. t. sum The `N sure my tha they noverrgergr it .:`he: their 0;: contains a bottle ot Fluid Idghtning.` : . m7:'1'5'o`Z. ho, though? An what"Adoon he `saybf thim T ' Quanta Ln -nun nnli `t\l|A;GI`I I-nlnnunl .`l'H _ Good news from ame. P `ggid ye read the Prigiden manage, ` n . - ' - - < 'No, I did no ; - Sure ye ought`. .He gives good news of. Uncle Mike an` his family: in old T.1.-QA ` IuI.u.,v us all right, UL . U IIVIC I! I relan . l.!'\- I, LZIIIVA ill! Aivvvlv --v--I Cooxsrowx.--Mrs. . Camobell had been troubled for a number of years with Indigestion and Constipati nband was induced to try_Mo~ Gre or s Speedy ure and found it all that was u ed;ano would recommend its use `to. any person similarly troubled. This invaluable re- mnv In mid in avemr out of` Yanada at 500. and similarly troumea. '1`ms _1nva1ua.me re- medy is sold in eve? art of` `anada 81.00 per bottle. 0 d at Monk_ma.n s Drgg Store. ' _50-10: CIA: uannonvu w. ---v_ u-w--v----._ _ Young Lady---.Ar,e. you an admirer of the beautiful, Dr.` Slasher T - Dr. Sluhir `(is young` `IlWb0nVBS)-`-,-Oh, yes ,'ind' .V M ` -` . . Vanna 1-.nAII___W`IIl`. `g fnnlt yea, uxuuuuu V v . \ Young .L3dy-What in . the `most beautiful thing you evennaw '1 - -- Dr.~ Slasher (contemplatively)--Well, I think the most beautiful thing. I ever saw was the why in -which Pl.-of._ Deep- euttdr took 3 man : leg. off at the honpital. incur ll cmuy nun./up Awuuuvq {II-Ilgn ,f"*"f+ qdngplgintg a_u_' "A1-l.1eumatTism,` non V * sore u-`age, group, uid other pginful e 'tI">of ghadan, cold; no prenlent.-' It in than that n.-..........av.` .v;II. m'- nn '6: fnnnd.tnIlI.VI1|`l-- 7 Ayah ' `blolnt. During th_eVBrea.king up of winter, whn ` tTh`e{ui1-`in chilly and._the `weather damp, such .u.'.a..n`l.:o.o,- g-'-ohnninhtinm,` innni-l1| rlx""lo1"e Nddbn, oqlag gig prav|_1enu.~ 1: 1- mm gun Hazy-d'I; ~Yol!ow Oil it found I truly ~ valu-~ sbloua V -- T V L v'ris"f,` `IILQLI Shey. says; -thet whenever `he ` introduced to e, friendly African chief the the letter compelled him toheve. his legs punctured, endlhaving done the; some to. his own, exchanged at . little blood with him. He said his log: are covered with` acute made to cement friendship: of this kind. ;- Stanley : blood relations in A Africa.` muet be quite numerous. . The History otjnundredn. Mr. John Morrison, of St. Anna, N.S., was so seriously `afflicted with a. disease of the kidneys that dropsy was developing and his life was deapaired of. Two bottles of B`nrd_o Blood Bijters cured him _after , ,_____ 1.-.! -2I.` ITLUUB Uluuu usuvw Du K physicians had failed. who only Time It Didn't work. What a beautiful child! What an extremely handsome fellow! says the gushing pastor to the lady of the house. Yes, he 1! a handsome boy, I think. Oh,' indeed he is. He is the perfect image of his father-the perfect,`1mage. Eon t you think so '1 Well, I don't know. _. _ neyer saw his. father. ,We Iw 5 Apart an thi1 know. I new adopted him. . 4 A Heavy Load. ' When I ate, my food wee like a lnmf of lead in my etomnch. I took Burdock B ood Bitters. The more I took, the more it help- ed me, I am like 3 new man now, says Ezra Baboock, Oloyne, VP. 0., `Township Barrie, Ont - Intern clump. . _ .. Munxns--What in my dlfhllgl pet thinkinz of th `he,i-`-o,qu19 3'. Derhps Pet (ghole D6P!`.haI.,i.|* .- '!'9Pr.9Ved for aptlmg sign on his ogtm --"- I was ihinkillxihdt nio, it"_WI1ll1."` it up would die, and you would marry Mr.- Smith ; he always ,l,no candy, sud ----- 1 pg`; A1345` Dlllliu ; uv luvnyu gujgugu us ggyg I neog Iwegt:I;{l1ingg. _ -u---:o-Qp--- n pk "`;..;..:" :.n4.`m. , u 2-,: , % . 7 ts!u`7tGI?un. `$1 "g?R:x!es 9n gun-.%m.n*n mgr rg-sg P:`3f`.7i'l3s?Ig:_`.qeuuZT` 25o;'1ier1.io`x"atll_g;f. nnntn MID Biz?` F0 ; My edu`; % n 4.- l Il'KO'I Jltlluuu yeti lmalfl Dru: Store. Y-GINIFID a VJ.-:.!l|!F\.'l.".I'M"V|-' w my dang tor at the dinner tublo, I put 3 $500 bill ins pioco".'0f'ca_ke and t_o1d`9n to hand it to'har.` Htoil Whiter-'-"` es ~.s1 i." `?Bu_ ogiagt Ihgot mi "0t.tha-mono . . V. V6I,|3h3.b0pA1'dp_ :11; Iflrnght you-intp;1do:d xum for :3} 1-- -_ 1 UL IIIIIIII I` Sure ,l,1e says our foreign relatiohs `are II ...Lt , 59. '4.3,!|.9'|.|.P19.1.l|.!.- V r r.n..0bl$ii1|.99. . Lobuah tn` ' no tfetter remedy thui Hugyardh; $31 Blllllng which curbs`, o'.1l- throat, bronchial 6506 for ybnqg _or 01 ana.{;:$fdi:eau; Itia` to cake and- V..$.9`_%31.1-.~..l. F. "W II.u.=-y vs --as pinly _a.1iv__,_e`op yggetuble food. A`.-` `I -thought you` were -5 vagotanan; an,d.now,Itaee youoshng. mutton 1', ; A - - AB; Well, ~ I `am only_In indirebt v I but the meat or inch. .;.':".:.na1a bnlv ii liv on yggetnble food." at; x..`... a`. _l-_-..._.. L- ..-A A A I-`n: HoGroxor`s Inn": Compound. `_ -.1... A L`; l'I-....I. _ I\I._A_I_ II---an Invlqlble but Instantaneous. nnlnh nun nnhddtnill 'I\n In-f:hnf.'i7.I-n An Admirer or the, bloautlmlk. _ , 'J__,!_. Important News Item.- - ...-- IV.` -u.-.I.4II In a (;,.,.f.`.;s`.TviaI:"co:-` how is thin? daoirinto-;. o.a_prIOM. to L.` '.. .1... .aa`......- '.m.`_ I nut . q____.__..Q..:-u-31 . , -_ ._I.-!_. lIA_I.-II` n: ' A_o9h9iI?i19 L _g_s'_ _;'.'- I. -L-.- -uni:-u ou` ARI` I NORTHERN. ADVANCE `/ W7 _ _ ,__ ill um` 1 n-9. Warm ITIIE NORT|IE_n|| AIIVANOE _ _..._.__-..._ --A. on . uni-arc ` i b ` ._ V :o:nvnR:191sING nuns. X`l'he Advance has` a Sworn OI}-cnlation . of Thirteen Hundred and 1 I A Twenty Copies, T , Almost, it notqnite double that of any other Paper pnbiished in Barrie. Gmvnnrxsnns snovnn NOTE 'rms rA(rr.`B (12 lines solid nonpsreil make one inch). - nuxsxnxr Anvnnrrsnnnxrs. ' First insertion, 10 cents per line. Each sub . uent insertion, 4 cents per line. - ending notices, 10 cents ner line for rst in- sertion; 5 cents per line for each subsequent insertion of the same matter. Intro` nmnfni nut` llntnnvnrnnnf. nvnv-than I lnseruon OI B118 BBIDB IIIBEBOT. ..-Legal. 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Lost and Found, Property for Sale or to Rent. ggeeitio Articles, Eto..Etc.. must be acoom ni -with the cash. and will be inserted- rat insertion. 2 cents nnal mnu llllll -nhunnnnnl: Inna!-tlnn `I (want. I!!!` per word. each subsequent insertion, 1 cent 1- word (names. addresses, and gures counte as words); -but e-reduction to 1 cent per word will be made when the numbers: insertions of the same matter exceed FOUR. ` ' ' ' Inn W111 K XIlBUl'lvUIl*I'.`ll'lla IIIBUITAIUI-I. E Ubutl `Is ope of th most fatal sicourges which uiict mankind. , It. is often inherited, but may be the result of improper vaccination, mercurial poisoning, uncleanliness, mid various other `causes. Chronic Sores, Ulcers, Aibscesses,-Cancerous Ilumors, and, in some cases, Emaciatioii, and Con- " dmptlon,'rest1lt from a` scrofulous condi- tion--ot~ the blood." '1`iii_s disease can be cured bi theiuseof Ayer s Snrsapurillu. N6. of Inches Q1-nu-n -IAinhex4'ited It scrofulous condition of the blood; which caused a derangement of my whole system. After tuking.less than tour`b,ottles;ot"Ayer s Sars:;'p,z`1;-iljzrl am E"Jn,t i`rTIy O_i.|r e'd aha, for the;pnst year, hive nfotifouud it ncessary` to use any medicine whatever. `I an. van! in hnttnr health. and ntrnnm-_r- necessary to use any meulcluc wuuuzvcr. I am now in better health, and stronger, than ever before.-0. A. Wl!layul, -.218 '.l`rer_nont' st., Boston, Muss. ` V ' 3 J. ouLv:nviun.L*s% mu: ctlme same mwnl _ -- ........mmn n .` -nun:-V nnmu-1'. he shot: 3 I Was tro-ubled wvith Scrofuldur-1 Sores .101 ve `years; but, after min a few Imnlna A .Avn|- q Rm-smnm-Illa- 1 1e sores I0l' DEG cum; Uulu, uu.I:u' umu a nut boptlesp `A er s Sarsupurlllu Mue sores healed, "and have `now `good hhalth.-- Elizabeth Wnmock, 5; Appk.-ton st:-e'et., Lo}v'ell,,Mass, - . butaummbl mmuau xuuwa s - wn, patent to oil ER Ohronigweakneoaditnsn 0 I rm-= **=`~:E`;`_.:*=**-e,.m..,, .,... .... '21:. and ' wholeiyitmw prompt ` v%...4,.;;.;.,%;.;:...`*gg':.*-,...a..`!*Ev.,..%,. 41... nunnumn A1, C`l'ln`Ir around `amptio iialsold two . b . `See _ pper: arounq ttle. Price ; or II bottles for 5. on-_beaseoo1Wom Vpro- fusely . wit colored plates an nu-` menus aentlor 10.oantQ, stumps. A Woman's Dmmgmy on. .R.F.. .g+oi2iBirr%.%nOTEL.A nnut AD 'l'RlI'l`: .n.!-*b:-A=*:*:..P#,=.sg- 2:::~n2:w II 0 ' O3 0 p i Billiousne'Cg,P9'.Tlt1I'1dl4$6; mver 'com1:5'i:. Bheumithm. all Kidndy Sawofuh. Diseases culhr to E'exm.1oo.. Salt Rheum. Ex moms d al1'Bkln Llsuui; Headache. Pnlpgtation 9: the Bengt. Somi Stomuch: tad Hart Burn. Purely V. cubic. ' ` ' . . ..mm c.'.Wnvr: .Oo.. Toronto Ont. Ugx.-_-.` _.,.. _.,_ % 5x-1izIao1?{siE1in1f+ own shout- OONDINBID Anvinnrtsnxnnms. __A Scrofula R1111. rur Y OI V OIIDIG. Joan c.:~Wuvr`-: ;co.. 'l`oro_nto Ont. in 86. W . In3er- 1 tions. ` (6mos)( ____.-.-_. " La _ Inseb tions. (3 mos) T o 1n- U011. ..____ {l*_9'2|7?:|*T2l* 1Eo"o 1500 T55 1600 HE 300 Pnim 1:-on 111361`- . tiona. Q (1 yr.) 5:600 uoo A. -A THE ARIGI-IEST, sum nuns , HEADQUARTERS g `x-MAS! BOOKs,%VAi11"X_L'_IW1,Es, PRAYER AND HYAMN BOOKS OF ALL KINDS. FINE ASSOBTMENT gr X-MAS CARDS A-- g--q--u-an-n --.1-anus-1:`-Ur: `I (III t\l'II'.|\ `l3`l\ r\11*rn BAIKIE S BOOKSTORE: HOLll)AY G oons ; `ALBUMS AND TOYS.I1(9ii7EN,DLESS VARIETY. OALL IND SEE THE DISPLAY AT :BAIKlE'S BO0KS'l`0RE,'.BETW-EEN. BARRIE AND QUEEN'S HOTEL. Havelargely increased th-eir stock to meet the wants 6! their numerous (`llSt0m81S. I ' v n at manutacturers pnces. .the market- at rock bottom prices. Just received direct from Belgium two consignments of Glass, including Plain Window Glass, Figured Glass, Col- ored_..G'lass, Pl_ateGla,ss.. Prices very low, Paints. Paint Oils, Varnishes, full stock at bottom prices. Bu.lders Hardware, fulllineat bottom prices. Harvest Tools, the best goods in .;l\,. McALL|s'rEin%,%s1foRv 3. 00., cnnuen MAKERS. Bmxcxsmnn AND MILL `SUP- ~ . runs ,A SPECIALTY. IMCALLISTER. STORY & CO Y. !0AR.'N3E JW3 W?9N% W93K3` mm uoonskm PLUSH, gggss AND LEATHER. sunny Avenue. '.I.'01'0IIl0. nus; 0tt `. lls;-.-.a.i., OM ; 2 - ._ .~~`;`.`-{. ~. .: } . 77 ``V` " ` K` . L BARR CL HENRY, MANUFACTURERS. an \ Vm`.CUT'l`ERS-AND SLEIGHS 2o,ooo ups. BARBED FENCE WIRE, . ,3:;. . _ I Y1;:,n:A.13_'1fnRpA;'. T at the polls may determine the United states Senetorahip in New Jersey. Just $1.50 or $1.00 in clubs, will eecure you the Am. Agrtculcurm (Bug. or German), for 1887. A greet stem of new Western writers will specially adept (durmg 1387) the AMERICAN AG RICULTURIST to Western Agriculture, making it, with recent additions and improvements, the recosmized enthority, as for forty-live T yeere put. in all matters pertaining to Agriculture, Horticultnre.ete., etc. The JUVENILE, IIEARTH and HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT5 hue been enlarzed.en_1 HUMBUG Exposures ere to receive additional mention. - -_ _--_ __ .- - nn::n1IQ|IQ -. n 1 .1 A 1 UNI IIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIL orlglnil design: um npecmoauonn I0! nouuu, born: ontbnlldlnp, combining umnyf chenpneu um taste In their structure. I 0 And fully mouth; the 1mm sud dulre every clan of Ban! Home Builders. E9 5..9.F...9`l'3...7.%.".'.`.......".[ ..'!.,!'..T.;;,7I-.Z-;=f1' i7E` `aha Amman Am-tcultumc to now plibluhtng Ind oongnfree to :11 anbocrl rs; - ::.:-:.` ..:.. -::.';.';`.:.:'.':'""' *8 1 "-=.- "1 ':> ..?.:".`;' H % urto . d . limit-nu other lIlnOlIt'll;IlIfoA0| 1II ,'I'h:Il:%l|l`l`IY|DnlI conmtato I mnmcent vortfoilc 0911 ct .9 F0,-_THE.;_ nk- -_l- :I:,E'15iD ENGRAVINGS FREE! 1 1 T -_ j V tnnod) t an nus of run or Poupu'.-ioho-. (a_._...AI.o3I'.|: Onn-nItIAt` AI-A Antllll lnlnlll nerlhmbc E.,".'.?.-"..-'7"'.=*`*.. u~aonnnu1uon.vma.mocu-oimoo widely." . . .. ;_A__ _ _ Pyko. 31.59 pyogpu 8_Ip`gIo_3IIn)orn. 15 no; Qggd B,lx_ c_ento for, niainng "you apgctmen Number. so-page Premium I.Iot.~ and sample ? Piootiof Bum-swings 01"} Homes stout Farmer - _ l',l'OIICc,I`s".. together-.: with; Description by A `l?_lf0fI,lq Poptmgptgio, r,al"s:__ cltII;o,`.A Adam: '_I Vi; `is ? 3;.- Z IEIARDVVARE ! *a%-non 1.'un:xAL I-NvlIU0lf1!ll1V'l`!' '1-o - ouwusnno. ITHI'IV_I_I|_ J` `Dy! 7' Iv: Ivy - run _ ----~ Amerioa ilthtist iigviii W- .ll.1l) l)..P.ub.. 7511 Broadway, N. Y. L.I.IuJUuJ\JJ.I.-&_&IJLJlJAI OF NEWEST DESIGNJS: 1551' 5FE13o"{7T. val VIII I gldv_ed VIho|o'sa"I`e and Retail Hardware, -- V One'Door West of the Queen s Hotel, Barrie. QARRIE ONE VOTE1 'u'Ibs1' _EX1'EnsIv__ A EVER OFFERED IN BARBIE. (UIEIO) II)! III! wlul In II`! I e r u- ` . ____Every Issue of the Americ-an . A tculturm conulna nearly 100 . plum, new farm un household convenience: and In a speck! future - `ever number tnrnlahlnt dgnlgnu sn__7o_pec ncauonu for house. --_., n_ AL-.- -n__-a....._ feature` our tnrnlamn design: on one houses. an uumy. cheanneu mg t.ue_ln thgltj pgmcturo. .OF. espond- -J- 6-,r1AA TIIE LITTLE GIANT WAGON. ..They desire to drew public attention to Which they are now manufacturing, having purchased theright for the same, and they condently assert that it in THE BEST general purpose wagon in the market. *:.-::~:'"*-:`.=-*.:*. or 0 I to I G On :32: 33 dnnucotad":v`ex?! Imam ta 'amu1 :)t{a:d1bnto_"crou Imsnd omm : Tin VARIED LINE OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. n;i)m:'.invnsou, uunnc-u.U'nl\(!II f.._.V I; . .&.1 TI:I.Rp,A'Tl;4 AND No_sn:. .'u.'-"v"'% T"?- --`*3 and o't!|'o.r.e Inirh` ml in nrnnrlntnrn m ,- .__nLUl" g,andI Nle. .. 11. You IIIVL A III Wel1ie's [led `tlo aintz , 3 van- d dryly. u know #95 1111 mu Minus. - -Croup, whooping cough and bronchitis immediately relieved by Shiloh s Cure. For sale by John Woods, Barrie, and M. J. 3-Iamlin, Allnndale. ` ' ' ' . A writer says that kind words are neverlost- How is it when your wife _;r`.1lB them in a. letter and gives them to you to mail?` M ` --That hacking cough can be so quickly iured by Shi1oh s Cure. We guarantee it. For sale by John VVo0ds, Barrie, and M. C. Hamlin, Allandale. . Some one wants to know what the work `of a great man is; Well, we don't know, ..~nless it is to have his picture in V im- _;orted soap advertiement. J I ' _ --Sleepless nights made miserable by that terrible cough. Shiloh s Cure is the remedy .- .- ..-.. `Ii`m- cola I-.w Jnhn Wanda; Bgn-ie_ ;.n-rm: -rnmas wmcn I -run: wnou: wonnn xxx. .4 in 11101` This is th seas` an 'the hggitcne. ball pitcher. National P`1 and anti 113 "9 the favorite P mgdtivo thorough. In cutgin ~ R Mr` his son without lawyers. a cent but he can`tC Worms often that . .lItVof' the man's xvom, Powd '0) chudren b _expe1 them gmm thzrs ueatmy W at 1a~,.ee_ A Philadelphi ""o'h-o "- and h&1 8 in the aB_(l3}OrgymanV' d promptly reply : .u' A149 2? to .wi':!1dg: ' ..mn Q, " W6 bilioug . _ lnxld Id m...g, Couch swan . . heygs `n ,1. romp-.v -vv-a - __ West ; Cough .-speedily cures bronchitis. -sore throat} "and all thwndiaeaaea. Try. it and be convinced. A1ldrt18i`9- . . A . . . The scold waves are very trymg, and 5 man to his wife this morning when she mided him for not bu11ding,the_-re. ` ' u _ ((18 cu...` -yuan pan-`Rani A` In JAHCHUIIDAV-u ? It is said that women than ext lag; worryt other women. A lm; es 1 . isle tailor. mvagumy gnnY Women ,,9__ _-....L -._.1 `L........L:L. g/W153 or HIImu1fmn"mnox. l'31uUu HA5... _v_ `V -' ""I'l I \-_ \\` Teacher---If -_ county fair andyzlglg Praidgnt of ` Eh would you 5 9. 3 _ gate. d The affection. `OE: PP'-1`-Boil; 1:5 : 2::::;:::b:~ saw N 0 8 W. ` _ Ofad this cough. shuolrs Uure :3 me remeuy iur you. For sale by John Woods`, Barri and M. J. Hamlin, Allandale. _ _, _ V Wa.'1ter-I beg your pardon, air, but sis 1 o'clock, sir. Cavely (who has A1031? niuiself 3 litt.le)--`:Whatah is it, Witr (hie), yeshtbnday r t morrer.'l ` 1:117 ,____ _____ ____,_A" :_ - Ann` unu Lu. u. uuuauu. -I have found out what it was the wild l waves were saying, observed the snake editor. What was it `P asked the horse Jmlitor. Let us spray. ' . ' --Wi1l you suffer from dyspepsia snd liver ucmplaint? Shiloh s Vitslizer is guaranteed to cure you. For Sale by John Woods, F arrie, and M. J. Hamlin, Allandale. ' It is proposed to the government to an- nounce the coming of storms by ring" cannon. The idea. seems commendable. irlach signal cannon should be loaded with .t. weather prophet. ` . -___-.1 L..._uI.. ..n.i gamut" '1-Ankh Wm, sayings Sandwiched with P: graphs for the serious-The Best V. the Scissors can Find. - errested and ned 810, so._ . `M107, Jvuuvvsyl-II; - v`-------1 . , Were you ever engaged in a. duel,-Col. Blood?" Yes, nah, I was, uh, I =L.. terminate seriously T. `_.Yea, uh ;I.wase n -_ __ - _L...2'I-.. M Kuxvuuvu anus uuvuo `-7 -w--- "Hallo, Mike !. 1-hour yer on a strike. So I am. I struck for fewer hours. Did you succeed '1" "Indeed I did. Im not working at all now? 1 re, .___,..__A.:...'. (1.--- .. ---Shiloh : Cogh and Consumption Cure in hum by as on a guarantee. It cures con- nmption. For sale by John Woods. Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin. Allandale. ' AI: - _!l.I ulandale. ___f`of lame DECK, lul: UK uuvuv, um; oqlquuu II `rm-on: Plaster. Priqe 25 cents.` Fqr sglg `1:\y John Woods, Barrie, and M. J. Hamhn, - 1 .1 A __-...._._ 1....-- .....L_..-nun.-.5 J : W CKIULIUL tn. uyuu Us --Catan-h cured, health and sweet breath 4`-.ecu_red, by Shiloh s Catarrh Remedy. Price .50 cents. Nasal Injector free. For sale by . ohn Woods, Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin, Allandale. I II, - t1-1__`_:___' J1. . l'dI.|U&1U- A "gospel hymn sung by the Salvation Army in Chicago has for its refrain "Happy as a Whsle. We didn -t suppose rs. whale was happy. There is too much 'i)lubber about it. Fortune hunters-Now, `darling, say yes or no. 1 ve only fteen minutes in which to catch the train. Heiress- ` `Better catch your train, then. You are not going to catch me." 0-I I I 17'L,1,'_-_. 2.. __L-L -.1;-q -cant` `nu LHLUU bvnug v v v w y v an u--v- -Shiloh s Vitalizer is what you need for 7: onstipstion, loss cf appetite, dizziness and all` symptom of dyspepsis. Price 10 and T5 cents per bottle. For sale by John Woods, Barrie, and M. J. Hamlin. Allandsle, AL_L ..L- I.-- AECIIIU, Dun LIL; Ila Asuuo.-ug _.---.--_._-,, T An Ohio girl says that she has hui ninety-nine offers of marriage withi_n tyro years. She is probably after the other one that strayed from the told, us; Mr. Sankey used to sing for us. ',AA_-_ -R -unnnnil nnnnnll \'--AIAh\l _Tbe i when ah ' ta 1 f. } olmn appuI l:s`l)ina:`;. 2_5ng.ir(;;inIwand the . whole '!f116n Z20 uIlI'PllII BF juv~v Ivggvplu -A her back hair grasped vbotwaen -hp: meeth, and expect; you to. nndentand ` every word that she say: to you. ` ' V 4 A -L A ...-..I- ~':vIJ vvvnvo v---. ..-.v --- A toilet lnxnry in ever! M13908 AW" ' Blair Vigor never fnlil t9 10890!` 15 fnl free nest and o_Ql9l'.,tQ id Lair. 1: also mdiopto-, .11. 9!.1'.1P17- venta thehnirfrominllinm I A of tho: Digger 31 " 9 woraliiioplf: stone churn it hi! "8935 1 - muatbe visibly nifeotd `W503. 11? had the lines of the old hy"ain, 0h}'n 1 05: churn ye, for why will you die 3'; - , Fogg has conceived; the idea; the original Tower of Babel WM. .3 P0339`- This show`, therefore, if he E not :..url\y, am the fair sex ha.d_ begpn to make ,y.....~...\ - themselves obnox'i0ni.`it..:i:.!9 '33 ? 331 ~_ Physicians deueribe Aye;-`I : l_n. `cues of acrofuln`, and in'everyforg:-ofs0hml1, Fiiseaae. because "ail niOdiin J T-.59". take. and i. more highly; pgncgumterh, my other preparation. It can alnyq depended upon anion eeotive bloodepiltlr-. "I; : u 1- ` ' ' ' [L1 L1_;L 4...... -nnnnnnIr. M:For lame back, id or chat, aha Shiloh : ,_ n1....+.... Prim: 9.5 manta." - F'ni- nnla "v"-W -n~- -.'-.- '-2':'.7"'e ""1? It is now believed that two- men are serving terms for murder: in. t 0 Michigan penitentiary. We have long wondered whether Miohican hid . 3"? ` innocent man, and if so where I110 kept ., `hem. . ' V - ,: ,` English milliners are said to hnvaw dil-.9 V_01'ed 5 way of making bonnettof tissue Piper so that the "bonnet will not cost overnten cents. If.thiI.. il, .tl:no.-.y_9nn auu omen near manna poopto any nun * "9 Pmonnoun live r-.nonnehu:lI.:,- .j .9 person can _ along; December 23; 1886; 'VV`f-IVCQ . . You often hear an} Apoopvlo ` '0 Ixnnn Ann: 13-` -An; :LMC...M Sandwiched Para- .- 1u-__1--.. 3-. 14-4. prove this state:/nent tree has been the` cause of a. great many divorce suite on the charge of non-maintenance. T? '_Young woman (at Central Park manag- erie)--"And what. in the name of that odd-looking"bird, papa. 7" ' Papa-That 18 a stork; my dear. Young woman (sur prised)--Are you sure? I had always auppaaedjhat-atorks had but one leg. AL__ .1 1' I i-.1 n -n a - After the clerk had pulleddown every- thing in the store without satisfying his customer. a women, she _ asked . him If there -was anythingelse he had not shown her. Yes, ma a.m, he said, the cellar; but if you wish it I _will have that brought up and shown to you." The Faith cure. _ _ If you do not valueyour health, and your time is not worth anything, pin your faith to the annointing oil, or the mortar _froI_n Knock Chapel. V But_ if you do value health, and hevenot time to waste in useless experime_nts,,tuke Dr. R, V. I ._ierw _s "'G_o1d~ on Medical Discovery .on the -`appearance: of therst symptoms of; consumption ; which area. loss of appetite and. esh, general detiility; slight,` ..dry,'. ha6king7i_;gohgh'; etc. Eve:-v day you defertreatin your case in a rational manner, mslxes the isesse harder to ooznbut. Send. ten cents in stomps to World's Dispensary- Medical. Association, B,u1_Iq'l,o,` N-. Y;, for Dr. fierce : Treutise `on I lnli an lnnti nix CIIDWVI Iillv-UIUIIUD ` ' ` ` ` ' "f '.`W`e1l, youngsters, `he eaid, e"`what are the name; .of etlyegreateat .of `Don- nmk l i e e With one scam,-d` . they i cried `out : Canutee the Great; Waldemar and Ch`:-istia.n` IV. ` e A BALI - _,S__I L _ _I_ -__- LL _ V A no this and the child. King Fi'6der.i}ck:V.,I.of ibentnirk, while traveling through J utlsnd, one day` hater- .ed_a. yillnge school sud-found the children liifelyganqi inte1li g9I_it,i `and quite `ready to a_nsw'u-"questions. . . ' mix 5 an-.nn'nn6n-u -Inn nn:A _Ln|- nun F3 swd VIIIICUIQIU A V I I J ugt, then a. little girl, to whom the qohoolmagstex had _wh_i:;pered something. stdud up and ruined. her hand. . \ I_)o`ybi_: know anothe"a.qke_d the King. VA- ;,l?'...'.I.(...\L 17'1". '.`1.I0yOI_l Know IIl0linO_l'l aaxqu cue lung. Yea-_+_F[r9deriok V13 : A 1 What great actdld he perform? [The girl hung her head and stammered out : Z V . 1.? .I,_,-I; I ,_ - II `vuv. ` ` '1 do:/i t know. . ` Be qonio_rted. my chi1t`," `said the King ; I don t know, either. V '1', lzdmanaon & 00., Bradford, 0nt., Dun Sms.--I have been troubled for tifteen years with Liver Complaint and bleeding of the bowels, .have had in attend- ance some of the `best medical doctors in United States and Canada, but received no benet, watrgiven up by '5. -prominent doctor in Barrie, _._and was at last induced to try some of Dr. Chase's Liver Cure, and 1 Am thankful to say I am-.almo`It nned. -1 have spent many dollars in other patent medicines, but to no avail, can highly recommend Dr. Chase's medicine for my complaints to any who suerg; 1 am you_ra;.very truly;-.:Michael Oassidy, Barrie, Ont; V -'1... *n-1--.\--- :2. .._,. "say": M are looking as if yoii had been to b`fEn9t1'i'.'=;h9...Q%Q1il9$1i 33 they met on Griswold street yenterilay.` Well, itfg `glmoetj that. ?~ . `_`Any relative died T Y0l~ ;.en.aunt.._ i T Pooh ! ..Butm9.ybe'ahe was rich `?" She was. ' ` ' g - ` ` Aud you `were her pet ?" Yep .-. , Khi1 she left iron V `L and . you went'"tlie`pI'1bli to think you feel `sorry ' thet .Ihe e-gone.? . . 2 GI... A:.l..9o:I...ng--n n . nnnnnh and T ' nut I118 av-gonuj ,~. She didn?t:-leq.vem`e a copper, and I want the public to know just what I'm gr-ieving*`ove'r. -~Hang it I I-`vb bortowd nun. Q_Q.{I],nn tha ntranah of Wht`. I gl'l6VlIlg'UVBl'. ' * Illlllg II: I` L` Vv IIVI quwvu over 83.000 on the a rength of what I didn t get? ' . . cortsvntpuon cUnnn.- An old` hysician retired. from practice hav- ing had p aced in his hands by an East. lndia missionary the formula. of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and . permanent cure of Consumption,` Bronchitis. Oatarrh Asthma and all throat and Lung Aifections, a o a positive and radical cnretor Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints after having tested its wonderful curative owe:-_s in thousands or cases, has felt it his uty to` make it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated b this motive an a esire 0 re ve uman su ering. W d d ' t lie h _ I ill send free of charge, to all who desire -it, this re- cipe, in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp. naming this gage:-, W, A, Novas, 149 Power : Block, Rochester, . . 45eow44 'L'IIU IIIIIIGIV Uvwgn If you want to be very new, and et the same time very `neat, just take your victim by the coat oollu-`and whisper : um-.. can An-n'4~ can nhnntnnt nnv 10111181` no on Your Guard. ' Don t.nllowa.o9l_d in the head 90 810W]! and unruly dev itpolf into (J.stu,|rhjwh'en yonombo cured or25'oento. ' " ' A low application will cure incipient Die to two boxes: will cure ouhlcty .- CI! ' 099 to vo,hox9g_will ,ciu-,o,,ToronioA C9: _ Soldlvigalldeilori 250;" 1- hot. Try am. A. -Oh!-9 .-,0-aadtgn , -.et!=.?nr-- vtskoniithcra-itiiivinibutb orulo by g . .. "Whst makes you no late `P inquired a2n:r..;.I.1a _k.iu Ina`: kn-hiid-'d`a`.inh in nunaio. we we gun is uuw so`. He will,. of course, look disgusted at the turn the conversation is taking, and you hasten to add, We say `locomotive. This will change-his facial expression to one of surprise, and then you crush him. `,`ou don t see where thatcomes in, do you 7' ' .He,_ is _ interested 1: this time, and answers promptly, o; where 1" . The only ansvyeryto this last query is, At the depot, andif your victim doesn't hush. your cam vxcum Dy Ina uuuur nun WI-Hl."" ` Say. we don 1: say chestnut an! longer in Buffalo. We ve got a. new gag. rt. _:1! ..c .........g `lnnlr innrlnlzn 9+.` "WDIB IIIIIOI you IU IIIIU I Autiuuvu an n . Well, `r age`-:-h.ic-do3 ntreetq car a.ihThio."- n i was Tull, nd 4' A31-(ifypuiwem full, too. 0. yes, I . . pg - understand. ' \ ~ - - hog husbligd `in. ~ a 00.. 7 Gnnwnninm,--`Yonr inbdicalguide and re- `cine book is without exopticnjouo of the most complete andnsefnl little bopks Aof `the tort ithst 1' have ever read. Many of the recipes ~. oonta.in_eg1.in i1i`I1'.0 worth`fa_r` more than the `? grice yon.cl,nrgeA . ,.. . , _ andrake Dsnglehon L_1yor` Cure. Your: &.-o J39; ' ' ' 8mGt!9!i- LG-.. I ...-u. 4-. `l\r\lr:'|lI an p,1{aom' `oi g _ -1__-...I- 4- Snow; 10 All 98101:. . `C IIUIIIUII |lVll":~IrI T `Ere other is : .E_e'dilln8d Eden. and `Eve . Both of these ere new and good. A _Ma.eeachueette editor` recently got theere.ze, end `after returning` from spoor theatrical performance perpetrated thus: Stars, rats 2` Pelindromee are, generally speaking, good amusement for people whose` . minds seldom rise above Old Maid nnd_Pareheei.