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MONEY To 1%! A CURE BANTEo; MAGNETIC MEm0|NE,BRA|N &NE'RVE FOOD m-mm mm 1'1.-utex-era Hair. _O1Hco and store- hn)1um.LL Lhu Nortlwru ltzxilwvay Switch. foot of Julmtruul, nrmr L114: "dcgmt. `he bond of this Mum is Imtlur than that of any ntlusr kind,-. and tin - Ilnlah mlperior. 0Illce--Corner or John and ..n ..u,,.u DI: ux:..z.uI)\J.LV, J)t\IVL`/ll`), J - 1N)Xl'l`h}It of and dealer in` Coulsvnf all kiud.~1.undtigmlwalownGrcy.:;nd Guelph White t`ini.-shim: huuu, Uamcnln of all kixida. Fire m-mks and l'I:u!orers' hmum_L NorLlu_utu jtuihvay Switch. fnm. nf Clusn" 'n1 bo'nu tn .' tth,`C z [ouso `g`:19l'eI'0'%V0I' aturl:l:y.el:a1de:oe ?s1l1rd ` v.;su.u l'lll I l`4JV\Jl1, VV PJIJIJ lg $3 Eli. House and Ltuld I)ru.I_no1-, returns thanks to thn pllhliu}{0l1L`!`il.U)'f0X'Ulull',{)lL1it t'uvm's, and wnnld \nf:n'In lhmn th.-gt he: is an lin the huslucss, and us |)l'()!Il})I nml olmgim: as ever. ()mlc1's can be Iufl ul, .\'u. `.50, Paul-.-st. liLu`1'l0, and they will be promptly utlnmlecl Lu. . 47-ly, U u. .u;.un, 1:LuvA`1'1'1 JFUNJJS to loiin on real estate at lowest. rates. Farm- era` .\'mc.-1 discounted. Uollections, made in nn mm of the County. lien! Estate bou M and so! . `u)n\'cyu.ncing_ in all its brnuwhos. Marx-Iago Li- ceuws i.~s.~mcl. ()m<`1oz~:-0\'ur Gunndiun Bunk of Uonunen-cc Uunlop-st Bu.rriu. -15-ly y ljcxl\:l.`\LI`4 l .l,Jl\N [NU BALL. (3n.rpcutc1' 8: Iluilder.` and Manufac- :)ulx'oxi of Doors, sashes, Blinds. Mouldings. Eco. an In; of all kinds done promptly and satisfac- V orily.` Factory, John Street. Iiarrifs. , vlv ----*' ... nun nu HIV \'(!iLmuIlt8 in Pvovinca ut Ali)H:z'1T N 5V . V `. A, _W. McVI l"[`l Address Calgary, via. `Benton. Montuxxu. U. S. -51 ly. ufLYo`5:;"marvxrE<`FUNDS 1 loiin esmm nr. lnuiu-an nnfnu 1.1.. ..... u;.\Iv' I`: EUULV UH! , (fa r) ` BOILER $VORl{S.--XI. SEWREY,'Manu- '-fuotlxrur of every deacri Horn of En Ines Boilers, w_93k [115 Machinery. I Saw Mill.(}rlsL Mill,8 lnglu,Ln.t and Wood-, AREUJ PLAYING MILL.}-(}"I?;b. WM g_n.r_Qc11`tc1'&_]}Aui[der;a.nd vv . m '_V' I. l.L1l`:, U. 14 ?5UJ$V}`JY- I` - OR am! Real Estate A ant. Calgary. N. W. '1`. -Corvaspondencu aoliolto with Pu and to in: \'MLmunm In l 1'ovincautAlbertu, N. ' ` y. McvI'rj1`u:. Culuarv. via, `anam- . E\'Nl'3h\ , MuVl'l`.l`[E & HOL- l..\N'l). .\r<,hitn~.t.-;_ I`. 1.. Surveyors. Valu- Mora. Sm |'hu1.-iu,ntl HI)Lwi||Im.lri0ll: for bulldilms ...-.,p;u~.|; l'uwn n.n4l Village Lots laid out. L`:u'In Iimm mtrufully lumtlud. 'l`inlbur limits mmlninn--|.'.`.'.('... &:-,. Ollh-0.5-I\`IcCn.rthv`a' Block. .1. DA.LV_-111.111, \.I|-dl.'l|.v.l.L,\J\.l\JJ.V 1 .1 .' sn " mbo nus . uh ;c muse. i`:i :`i~1'e.3ve:-sv xItJI'JL 11 l'wUlJ'l3Al M5, ` 0 S'l`ABl.!v`.,Cdunt.'y or Sum-.uu. Outco- Cmu-L. Harrie. , u'.';..\:;:,;:;;;i;`;;:'.1u :`r;:`i):':; .i`.:i.;..: ., .'::,.*;,*:;1;;;g- mnlcnl. ()l4'l<`10i<.`~-O\'u L,` K ' HMO H B '1 I` unndiun _ ___j_ _'__ m______1____'-n N 0. .[. ).]y {`=`~MUm. '1e:r~i"`'H. w % ll.ll(1L',).nd Hm1lnm- I-nhn-no oI.....I... Tlilttrl FUUN uy, ERGLNE 3.: hm IJ(.}_Il4`l<}A1_t_A_$i$V ()IIl{5_!.-,-_II. smxvumv.-Mam. {How __Lp_sT. Haw ngskrpean zj . ".,'.3*'."3'-'-\`?."."`3`.-'3..'4/'. OSEPH ROGERS, CHIEF !` S'l'}KBl4}`:.CdllCY of Hlnn-nu Iun-_ QUEEN'S HOTEL, BARBIE. EYE, 11:13.; THROAT ANDWI;IOV1'E 71". BAN,-TING, .0LERK,COUN'l'Y . nIm'imn_ wm he at his oloe. t the `Court `reams swam ADVANCE. us pmu_|pl mm onnmn-.,' 011101`!-1. and I gr ! .\u, nptly 47-1) . 1 >4. J().![Nr$UN, 1sAtuu'E, JMLJ1 V in` (`nnlnvnf ..n _ ,,,--.. u-..uu }iv;"3uixr1v.>::n;, u;3:s?n3v7:ir: H Estate Acant. mlmnm xv ur V 01. X XXII. L. R. O. P.. L. R. C. S. E..I .|runm-runs. &0 _.. - ..v.,'. ,v.~.~v.....,,..,\.A I HIIIJFIIUUII AVUUIUVI DAVID. DOUGALL, In Run; of the Market nu In,I-UIUIIL UV, ' -t1 ANN S'r.. NEW YORK an In otlusr kind,-. -Cqrner John and 0 a I ..m.'.- on, An 40-ly \JLIJ." I0-Police I L , Dali-` -1-uvvu L1.wvl.n.l.\:.1 run. B'\h.[!J'.- t Property known as Lot 14. McDonald Stroo `having thereon a;C'ot e containing six Rooms with Barn. .Wood8h nd Outhouse good ell at the door: nag! about one-fourth 0 an` aura of Land, Also t e adjoining: Propmvt, , East halt Lot 15. Sophia Streoc, ooou? ed b` D. Purvla. oonslsting ot one-fourth 0 an acre of Land. havln thereon a. 11 1-oomod House with gen? thetvbvmol size o`ft,he ll`)ulld1ng. soft iW_ g`t,$r an.'ou use. . ex-muons. . . Morrow. Auotioneeror Anvmon Omog. 8.t.f. Y' 1'.` Tank. outnu;1uungs, 850. Terms " I Auctioneer or (g. TOWN PROPERTY FOR SALE- stmn'{h?.t.:?:p2ymkn?.:91.?3.I;Lt ..l..`.'. `M2203 U1 VD MD J! UJLDLI.-U1 0! `H16 "UOICIOII lsnddle." Bnveld Street. atria. V 20-ly I 13 A Y FI E LI) STREET, single and 1>m4bze_Hamm, Collars,` - Sad- . dies, urry Gumbo, Brushes, Whips, and Lashes, - At prices to suit "everybody. Ha:-nevus Oil and Varnish always natook. REPAIRING PROMPELY M!o'NE. ALL WORK WARRANTED. IV IAIVIIIIII Jul ' Ii. .\ui:. IvlIL.\\'l) U. ;\u;.V;L inpl.` l`lmron|-cilnlm GEO. DU DLEY, I110 USE, sz(;N g~ E35300 Hub now a 15:38 supply of Trunks from 500 upto 825; Vallaea and Satchels at Bottom Prices. Also --v Reme;n;ber the Stand, Moore : Brick Black, nearly opposite the Sum- maraettv Housa.". I l`LLJa L)\J V L`JJ.\IL`JL\JJ.V J.LVOJ\J.l.\1J.V \J.l'J COMPANY. Insures all kinds of Propert and Private Dwellings. `Over $100,000 doposite with tho Govorxunent. PA1 ENTATOIE WElG_|7-IT`. Old P. 0. B1ailding, 0omer'of Uollier and ' Owen Streets. HE" SOVEREIGE INSURANCE .9.`?..1`.`.~! .**.~I. .C~...9.9."'9.&.'9m1a2 ,!::.r:9r1z _ HE RON AL 1 CANADIAN FIRE AND MARINE INSURANCE COMPANY. I Hi: IMZPERIAL INSURANCE . COMPANY. Estab1ished"l'803. Capital RI! nnn nnn Wnn Ii`!-A hnulnnaa nu ' I '.l.Ll3 l.J.!.l.ul. JHJ.\rl-_I.LJ LL` 0 U .l|v'1J.\ U12 Established 1803. 311,009,000. Fqr Fire business only. , .1. .s'Im\vI:LI[, A1:C1ITI-TECT, IL...` \7.|uuIInnu nn.I l QUE11N INsURANoE COM- PANY. Ca.p!ta.l$l2,000,000. T _Alao Agent for Ag;-iczltural Implements. am: ME 4: C./lLL.--Si' of the "Golden Qnrnn " Rnunl Qu-an}: nuvah: 00-1 VLLIH L ll`-IJJJ-`J.JLJ.' J.I-VI-'J lvL`53\J Illll` \J 1'4 COMPANY. or London. England. Estab- . llshed 1782. n.nvAL Insumi comwmvz `Finn flu}: I .n,rrvnnf JAMES EDWARDS, Agent at B8l'l'_l0. Barrio, Sept. 11. 1878 * |ALEX.MORR0W,J AGENT FOR THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES: HE P HCENIX FIRE INSURANCE Lopdon. Hnhnrl Pin`) " ' `aam y:a:'R::;;:'" l38UER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES. nl.`!Mnn- Am mun 0FFICE.--SouH.a Side of Collier Sheet, 01) posite the American Ilotcl, Ba`rr2'e.- I ll. 1' 1.3! DJJ2 I. L`. 9811, VUU VVU `Has this Lamgest Surplus of Assot_sovcr Lixxbllllics , of any Fire Insurance Company In the world. Rates Movlefalc, Losses Equitably and , -Promaptly Adjusted. " I I\.._ `J. ll, u- l.|Imid(}.-Lsfr)1' P 'hurl; ii 11 huh pl.- E-1wmrds' Hook Slur CITY OF LON'DCON, `ENGLAND, ` Cnplu1`3.000.000: rlebnaltcd with tho 0ovc'rn-' , mont at Ottawa $100,000, ` 'l`IlE MlCRCAN'l`ILl<} FIRE INSKIIIANCE 0.0.. Capital $500,000: Government deposit umdo. V THIC ABOVE ARE ALL F/l`DCK COMl'.\l\'lES. f 'l`HE WA'I`x:uL00 MUTUAL` 1`InI<: If\'SL'l{- 1 ANCE C0. Unpllal, $500.0L0. ' PAINTER! .-...uuv. sxuuput, Jump; 1'4. `I. uurucnu. [QM], Insurancesotfuctedntodcrnm Rates of Pre? mlum. l)welIln,Lra, Churches and FurnrProper- ties Insured at Specially Low Raters. , (}.F.C.SMI'l'll,' IUSICPH ROGl}?P, Res.-Socy.. Agent. Police (`our-t. , 13-` _ Montreal. Barrie ' IAIyIEs~-.oRoGa1E,' , . CONVEYANCER,_COMHlSSIONER IN B. R.` ]tNvH:s'I`m)I`uNns- - - Over 330,000,000 JFUNUS I1\'VES'l`ED IN CANADA - 900,000 Semnrlty, Promrt Payment-, and Liboramy in the adjustment n Its Losses are the promlnvm tenturos of this Company. nnnv.-\. .. .._ .\..-_...._.__-_, CANADA BOARD OF DIRECTORRE Hob. Henry Smruos, Clunrmtm: Thos. Cramp. Esq" Den.-Chairman: 'l`hcndoro Hurt. 3sq.: Angus C. Hooper, Esq.; J. J. Burbcnu. Esq, In'surnnr~m:n m-vml ntmlm-..c.. "l\.l\lI -0 n-.. HUUEIW, I ""'| I. ' Jfc-insurance Ifescrrve, - - $1,060,/,2./,. Losses in St. John's Fire, - $180,000.00 V All paid in two Weeks afmr ro. Also Agent for the Commercial Union Insur- anqe at London. Capital. 2,000,000. 17-ly. Agent M Harris. 6. T. LOUNT. 113 EHTABLIHIIED IN ASSETS, JANY. I. I879. ' I1 Rn- I -n._nm-nxn no a an-mm _._r.-w vv an-&, Landuml Insuranc Agent, Life, Fire dml Accident. ` Omce. `East side o'f`Ow`en Street. next door to the'B_u.nk of Toronto. ' 1 nniwln 01.4 u`--_-u. Innn -A - 'l'ln- 1'0-II'tiIulur ` time, .'{.r|I1'!-rs` nu.` T; . '1-. uuul, lVU|l`\lVUl`J l5KUK- C ER and General Mznnt. Reqlestata bought and sold, nllontiunu made in any part of tho munty. Money to Lorgn. Onco -Iluthwells 8100):. opposite thu lhulway station. Harrie, nt. - ' 51-Ily Agent for the foll;)\vIn[;.`I11siu'u.ncc Companies -POST OFFICE BUILDING, BARBIE. .j.-_:. . IIi&7Iil1I``lI &&\AkAr vvv\AA,. lh J7! I1lnl'l` rvunrnmunn l'II`|f.Ir JAMES EDWARE /Wnnrr/1.` V 1 Mnvn 1.. auu u_u.|us Ill .1 uruuw. Barrio. 21st March, 1883. |'ARNESSEMPbRIUM- LLIJ Vtwkl-JJIIHLV .I.&V|J\JL\I`1 PANY. `_IvERPooL & LONDON & GLOBE J INSURANCE COMPANY. . LIFE {3 FIRE. NORTH OF SIMCOEV HOTEL. [ARTFORD FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. lCR'l`Anl`.ulIn.~n vv 1 mn Sole Agent for the Celebrated c5?a:1':T_3% WA??? .4 r \,`,`,~ \"`, P. HOLT, I;\'SU| ~&NCE BP.(3K- ' Genuml Aamm,_ Raul onto 9.. Iu.....I.b AL` I. 1810.. .lMlV_I In-In - a INSURANCE. -.;-`.._---_-- OFFICE: "worms ARE '4rH1'NGs'.V AND A Do1 A1x`ixiv`2': 1:-xnnmu upon . '.*:i.'_a.ser. 3.a1V`1`%i`e. 0%n%t'aLr`i.oi, "Lhur%scia.*y,VAi1gust 30,1883. TA M|LLION_DOLLA'RS "O ' 33. 358,887 3130, 000.00 nu Ryan I ls-1} '12-15," ' 11-13' side routot.oPnm-`V Sound and French River. The Northern Belle willleavc Collin wood eve:-I Tuesday and Sat rday at 1 p.xn.. and enetangu - ahenave Mon agyand Friday at 2 pm; (on t o arrival otgw N. &` . W. R. morning 1513) I ` Parry Sound; and will leave Collin 0 at 2 .m. and Pcnetang. at 11 every cdncaday or French River. For e ght and passogea D." . glytoan station agent of the above ra.il'wa`v`. 1 ' d Y . to; J.&3u .c.~ `a%`3E, n5muc%`2%`eo T - THOS. LONG. Sey. `C. CAMERON, Manager ' . GroutNorthern-Tm;1eit(}ompa!|7.4Col1lnzWbod 24-limos. TWEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY At 4 P.m., for Ileaford. Owen Sound. Killa ey. Man towsning, Little Current, Gore Ba. . Al oma. Mills, and aim eorginn Bay portstosault tc.MarIe. These Steamers are quite new. and built express] for the Upper Lake trade. They are unsurpass by an Steamers in `Canada. for SPEED, SAFETY and ouxrowr. A series of goplar 6 . dasy Excur- sions via, the Manitoulin C nnnel and ault. Ste. Marie to Mackinaw Island are being arranged. of which due announcement will be made. Also cheap round trip tickets are now issued by the in- side routeto Pa , French The. _`_`___1\T_q1;th_ern Ijglle . yrillleavo Collingwood every -w---u-uvw- _ FIIIU Ilb|lllUlfII" DH. 5 ' noun MAIL LINE. Running in exclusive connection with the Nor- thern and North-Western Railways. The mag- nlccnt new Steamers ii, _ ATT EM ! In nnrn nan.-u... Otdeis left at the Mill or by p at card through the ' post office promptly ttendcd . ` The City ' fS'10'|:l.r IDC111. Collin` Street, near the Marlcet, Barrie. --vavvw: To any part. of the Town. In any quantities to suit purchaser. from 251bs_. upwards. at the -r t\r1wI<:--- -'- . - --n-( t)U.I'l` & L()UN l`, BAl{l{IS 1`ERS, I .\Lorn:y.~1-at-hnw, Hnlicitors In" .Chunoary, &:u. (. rm -lmu1up.~51r'~ut, Iinrrie. rmcccusorslo gualulu llrm of liuulluu, l.uunl., Boys Sc Stewart. N, Luunt, Q.(}. G`. W, haunt. - SEVERAL BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS. Just to hand at P10-me PARTIES 0CI.ALS 8.: WEDDINGS. supplied at short notice and on reasonable terms. 5.1 mnvnnvxnwn-- - .._-___-_ Manufactured fresh every day. Ask our grocer for them and you will use no 0 her. Made in the various styles and quality the best-- Delivorod in all parts of the town. % % Chop Pegs Oats and Barley BRA N SHORTS. &.c-, &.'c- jd uw, In thanking the public of Barrie and vicinity for the liberal patronage bestowed upon him in the past. begs to state _Llm.t he has at condorrable ex pense increased hxs bukimf facilities and is now prepared to do 0. larger bus ness than ever. , V |FLOUl3_ FEED. GOLLINGWODD AND GEORGIAN BAY`! MAIL Lmn. _ LEADS_'l_'_[-l_E \/`KN: F. J. BROVVN, In thnnklmr the nuhlln nf nnrrin mu: ..z..:..:o.. 4,... There are a number of persons out of einploy- ment in every County -yet energetic men willing to work do not need to be. 'l`liose willing` to work can make from 3100 to $500 a niont_.h clear. working for` us in a pleasant and permanent business. The amount our agents make varies, some make as high as $5ll0a month while others - as low as 8100. all depending on the energy of the agent. We have u.n article of great merit. It should be sold to every House-owner. and 'ays over 100 per cent. prot. Each salels from 3.50 to $10.00. Onengent in Pennsvlvania soldA3?. in two days. and cleared 861.00. All agent in New York made $15.00 in one day. Any man with energy onou h to work a in 1 day. and will do this during t to year can make from $2,000 to $6.- 000 a year. e only want one man in each county. and to him will give the_exclusive sale as long as he continues to work faithfully for us. l`here s no competition. and nothing like our in- vention made. Parties having from 8200 to $l.-' 0O0to invest. can obtain a General Agency for ten counties or a State. Any onevcan make an investment of from 2.) to $1.000 without the least risk of loss. as our 0 rculars will s_how that those investing $25 can after a thirty days` trial return the goods unsold to us andgot theirmoney back. if they do not clear at, least $100. They show that a General Agent who will take ten counties and in vest 5216.00 can after a trial of 90 days re,- turn all goods unsold to us. and have money re- turned to them it` they fail to clear at least 8750 in that time. There are many persons having money to invest. who could not give the business personalattention-such can employ sub-agents without leaving home-making a large amount yearly out of a very small invcstnient. We are `not paying salaries. but want. men willin to work wish to work. and obtain as their pay the protltsof the r energy. Men not willing to work on our terms will not work on any. Fhoso meaning business will re- ceive our large descriptive circular. and extraor- dinar offer by enclosing a three-cent stamp, with heir address. 'l`he first to comply with our terms will secure the county or counties they may A .I;I..-.._ 116 Smithfleld Street. Pittsburg. Pa. `man: one, ma.-1~'mm 1\In.'urAc'rUm,\'a 00.. A 4.lv.` 6 05.49- IHXTHAHHHINIHW maul Wanting Employment. DOMINION BAKERY LOWEST MARK:}'3}i1:"i RICE. _._..-, _-..., ...v,... ...,, .w... At the age of two years one of my children was terribly ctiiioted with ulcerous running sores on its lace and neck. At the same time its eyes were swollen, much inzuned and very sore. s E Physicians told us that 3 pow- erfulalterativemedicinemust be cmplo ed. They united in recommending AYEE s ARs.u>.uuLx..\. A few doses pro- duced a perceptible inixxrovement, which, by an adherence to your rections, was contin- ued to a complete and permanent cure. No evidence has since appeared of the existence of any scrofulous tendencies; lld. no-trea.t- ment of any disorder was ever attended by more prompt or effectual results. ~ Yours truly, B. F. Joimsox." For constitutional or acrofulous Catarrh, 0 AYEBIB SAB8Al A11iLLA is the AT true remedf. It has cured. number ess enses. It WI 1 stop the nauseous oatnrrhal discharges, and remove the 8lOk0l1_- lng odor of the breath, which are indications of aerofulons origin. - llV'..AA._ n-um n,, A Ila -..-.. ULGEROUS SDRES $`v`1n face mu! unnk. non for all blood diseases} If there 13 Mark- ing taint of Soroiula. about you A.YEB'8 S.\nsAPAmL1..A wllf lodge I: and expel it from your system. For nanntitutlnnnl mv nnrnfnlnm: (`.nt.xu-I-h ]`lUlV 1'4}. L\J . ;Jl.:4L1JJ \.I1.V .t\ul'4l-I14 V lceimm in Si x per cent. interest. LENNOX 85 ., \.'.\'().\, ruliciloru, I12u'1'le_. It leads the list as a. truly scientic pro`): tion for all blood is a \ onnnnlu - incl taint of Sm-nfuln About \. Dr.J.`C.AyIi';; , awell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; s1, six bottles for 35. ` No other blood-purifying medicine is made, or has ever been prepare? which so com- ietely meets the wants 0 physicians and 6 general public as ' cA.yer s Sarsaparilla; 7;. u.,;, .. , IT LEADS ALL. COUNTY .OF SIfMCO:E~ GENER:AL ADVERTISER. THE UNDEESXGNED WILL DELIVVER rnur L A\'1:n s SARSAPARILLA will For constitutional Q"-mu SAB8APAnlLLA .a 1 zuuv 1 11.: JIIVU PJCIFIC Will-leave Collingwood every `WEDNESDAY P Owen gg. Current. Gore Row. M nnm Address, 1) ..-. -. lsii J1 ALIUUIIU nun ewuulcr ./ITL./INTIC JND P./QCIFIC Collimrwnnd nvnrv BREAD -.. - .........u-wnv nu nu: i`.iDERICK J. BROWN . Hutco, '.[`ex., Sept. 28,1882. `A l- fhn nun n0 flan `nu... ...... ..4 TO ALL r. cuunus, Dnnnnrnmn GO TO ..;L,-S. an aka `T .3 (Esmt (17% . ._ _, ,, PROPRIETOR I I A 'rnoUG`r1'r MAY PRODUCE 1`IIA l`_V_V1!IC_H`EAKES-THOUSANDS THINK.- My.` I) M um! I UDIUII o J dpgt s ute le elncidgtions ch 69! war ; it am er_ep', no doubt, but, bong` yo is" zniataken agin. Dar was no collu: aion twen us, Hit don't stun to reason dut date was, kage (lat ni gar nlwayu Wants de hull prots, an` Ine r oolludou` wid dat sorter 3 man. 1'59 a hour` man-, jedge, an whar dew : no chance fur me to; go}; nuln, I neber oolludes. um: I. llll I118]? (19 -nigger." The court explained the mehining of col- luaxon. ` ~ ` ((7 .1-_!L !_,,;n. 1 u -u .- - - ~1n couuaxon with the prisoner. a.nd- Skuse do interrupahun, ssh, but dint : whar l se not de ebidence on do hip. Hit wan-n t in Collusion, it war in Harrisville dat I fust met de-nigger. ' The court nxnlainml Hm ....;..:..,.. .: ..-1 ' ~ Uhcle Ben was confronted with his mp- posed accomplice in a hen roost robbery Fore do Lawd, jadge, I nebber seed dat nigger befo . - Thai mun kn TT-.n1.. D-.. 1..-). LI. _ H ' unu nigger U610 That may be, Uncle Ben, but the evi- dence goes to show that at first you were -in collusion with the prisoner. " gl:I1aa J3 Cnl-unonn..l..... ...'I. 1...; 1.19 " .lUHo ' Took a bottle of brandy and'a. lunch and a silver-`plated sh pole, and went off kinder onconsarned did he '1 ' Yes. . T Well, then, I guess I'll log back hum and nish them ta.ters, continued the old man with a. sigh of relief. It kinder seems to me that if this kentry was in dan- ger of 3 kerumux , them chaps from New York wouIdn t comehere to fool their time away auckin in mornin fogs and sarapin the creeks fur sh-bones. . T ' 111150 .llll.' V 9` To sh 2" Gone aahin , and o.alke1-`latin to be gone all day '1" Van. ' A New Hampshire farmer who heard of _ a New Yorker stopping at one of the moun- tain hote`ls drove thirteen miles one day last week to ask him if he thought the pros- pective shortageof crops would bring about 'a.nother nancial panic. He waited around the hotel for several hours, and nally as. certained than the man he wanted to see was absent, and would be gone all day. Where has he gone ! Over to Silver creek. What fur T It 'I``,. link `)9 WIIU. How de debbel does I know his name. Does yer spose I was acquainted wid all do Austin gemmans I tuck improper liberties wid on dat nr day. HIGHLY IMPROBABLE Look heah. Matildy I I has 'do'ne heard dat at de mzmcepations picnic, when I was laid up in do. house wid de rheuma- ticka, dat you tuck improper liberties wid one ob my best friends. Who was dat man? Tell me 'his name. right away, said old Uncle Moses to his young mulatto wife. ` coNvav A~cmG. ac. "[(m.\r .\H.(;`l(.\'Y, .\.U.0 l`l()?.~IEE1-L U:)`I\`l\iu'ii4)I|I'J'. ,,: ..; . I I ...n.;.'... nu ; auunuu Luuu( H, was. P` An Ize got tan-ed paper and cut out soles to wear in my butes. One of the alderman tole me _du.t de cholera allus strikes de feet fust thing. I reckon it won t git frew dot tarred paper. An" Ize been chewin a mum made of beeswax an taller, wid a little camphor-gum rolled in. An Ize been bled twice in do last month, an had a. tooth pulled, and my ha r cut an` my photograph taken, `mu I reckon if do cholera comes friskin around Detroit I needn't be oneasyf. laly I It may. ' An dey say it s powerful hard on the cnll d populashun. Man up Woodward avenue tole dat it jumped right ober white ` folks to git at a. black one." I believe that's so. , Wall, Ize gottin ready for it. Ize car- ryin an -onion in eauh breedxes pocket. Women on ds market tole me `(lat was=a sure stand off. ' I shouldn't wonder.- An Ize d_rinkin a. cup full 0 vinegar wid kyanu pepper sprinkled in. Hardware man tole mo dat was a boss thing. . Yes. An` Ize soakin my feet in sour milk free nights in 9. week an rubbin my spine wid kerosine ilo. Butcher up Michigan nve'm'1o tole me dat was a. snrtin preventa- tive. H1 _I,,',,\1 .I - 1 -. THERE WAS NO GOLLUBION Ul'.`1' I Why, they have the cholera over there," was the reply. An nhn n nrwinn fn any-no.1 in AS- lrnn try ?" IJIULLI` wan I4lIU_ ruply` An ahe s gwine ` )7 H . nun: I LIKE) iIII\l ucu 3 "Say, boss, what 'bout dat Qypshun cholera. do papers am makin such a fuss ober T (K \lIL__ 11.... I . -I I I A uuidclle-aged negro who seemed to be laboring under considerable excitement halted 9. policenmn on Lanard street yester- day and asked : V " gnv hnun uykn} 'knn Jul l.lun..L.... nu Willlla HUIU I5 Hllllley. Yes. we want capital to develop things, sighed a. thirl, and so it went down the line nntil every one uf the lot had expressed his opinion that capital was w:u1t-.-d. The last man looked up at the stranger and added : ' Don`: it seem that way to you `T It does, air, was the prompt reply. Wlmt would be your opinion of the way capital ought to be invested here 7" Well, my plan would be to lay out the 1irst$5,000 in bar-snap, crash towels. bar-' ber s shears and kicking-machines ! was the rm reply, as he prepared for 11 run of half 9. mile to the depot; `UIIU 511 I Yes. It flL.-I. There were eight or ten of them seated I 0111110 grocery steps as the stranger came up, and onepf them !ed off with : _ . Yea, gentlemen, this village needs cupi- tal, and needs it bud." 'l`|mt. s an," added :1 secund. What we want here is money. Yes. wn wunf. nnnihal In uvnlnn '{'1`RA 1`l{Y_ &.AUL'l`, BARRlS'1`ERS 3 and Auornoys, Solicitors in Clmncnry, No- llrios l'uh!i:-,, Uc)n\'u)'2u1m-,r:-I, _Bn.rrlo,'Uo. Simone, um, min-,o ovor Bank of Toronto. . Oh ! how Weary the bands will grow- And the heart burdened with care Will long for quiet woodland : dim, For the vwlets mowing there. , To think, how robius build, and sing, Mid the bloom of clovnr, sweet-, The western skies are nglow with gold, Like maths for augel s `feet. - The heart yearns for the better land, (No more with care oppressed), For our Father- s kind encircling arms. And His gentle wl1isper-`_ Rest. Oh, what of all my worthless tcil, And great` deeds only planned ? It matters not, life's tangled threads Are held in the Master s hand. God understands the motive power, He reads the heart nright ; The feet that walk through sorrow s vale, Shall trend the hills tf light. `And though we dnft on broken our, The l"u'.l1o-.~r lmowetll best; The waters we quiet nl mg the shore, Aml Hus angels whiapm- Rest. The noisy town is far nwav, I'm driflziug on quiet oar, Here am-mg the cu-um_v lilxes, Growing along.l.hc.ahore. The river takes a broader sweep, _ l\ eath gray rocks towering high ; Where ferns and lichens thickly grow And coolest shadows lie. ' The sunlight oods the distant hill-1, Km-1 glmts the river's breast, Whose ripples l-we the silvorv bands, With a dreamy muru1ut- Rest._ 7'1 shdnld think it was." ` An run am; 4..---.) _.-._. THE EGYPTIAN GHOLERA ALONG THE SHORE PROBABLY sure AN OPlNlO{\I .r- \ to spread to dis ken- --W. I . Scorn`. 'Me%M6P;`iAL""bKaos ! Iulg.` uuu nu unwed nor and demanded 2 ; Madam. have you s_ystem_izA-.d the dis- $|1|t._Y If, the precoclous lnnenzm this onung ' . IIIUWL . There was apassenger from Rhode Is- lland who was greatly amused by these anecdotes_, and two or three times after- ward I_ caught him hunting the dictionary for higwords and stringing them together. When we arrived at Natchez, he was all . loaded up. A lot of us went up to see the town, and as we ained the crest of the long and dusty hili we meta cnlored wo-. men on hot` way down. Here was the change the smart Alec]: had been waiting V or. and he belted her and demanded: -..Im-`nun Iunn. Cynic -..-L-...:_...:I 1.1.. :13. ! uuyur uuu answered 2 ` Well, duh, I reckon: dat was him gwine down the mad a few mipits ago on top of a mew] " { ` ,I`_____ ____ _ _____V__ V- . -vs: - - UIUUB U]. `[593 The old man gave a. pull at his hat with one hand and sex-atch_ud.his head with the other and answered :' iuwnll ..'..l.. r _.._I--_- J, A - - There was a chap on the boat who lived at Jackson. Mias., and he was telling us many anecdotes regarding the negro popu- lation. Among others, he had a friend who one day asked of an aged darkey : Well. Colonel. what nnrtinlnlnr m..:n...._ wuu Uue uuy aaxeu O! 81] aged darkey Well, Colonel, what particular ossica-I tions has predominated over the ramica- tions of late '1 V 'nLA_Jj_____ _____,_1y .u- - _- __ --..... vvl .. nnw u.ua5uJ_vu HU 1121311 U, I kin makemo biznesa fur him ! There was quite a. rustle` of excitement as the Presidentniahed, and if Lonesome Sanders had not had his face in the water- dipper he would have observed fty dif~ ferent individuals looking in his direc- tion. U]. 1115 iii: Dar am three or fo members in dis club who am greatly troubled ober odder people a bizness. Dey can't see dis, an (icy wonder ober dat. a'.n ( dey suspect an suspishun an go to bed mad bekaso it ain't ali writ out on do ba n doah fur em to read. I want aich members ,to disrecko1- 1_ect dat any one puaaon who aims a. libin , `pays his debts an keeps outer de hands of de doetahs an purleeoe has all de bizness he kin` tend to. If he imagines he hasn't. Thorn `inn: anltn .. ...--u4` -n ,,, - uuxuuu nu uuu, an a nunarea odder things. Am it any bizness o my naybuz-`s whcder I prefer on ons raw or cooked ? Not a. bit. Am it any bizness 0 mine wheder my nay- bur an his wifeagree or ght? Not a bit. I run my bizness to please myself. I let my naybur do de same. I don_ t ask wheder he am jist out 0 State Prison or jist cum from Chicago. 1 don't ask an I doan t car how he got his Dianer, or whcder he has paid fur his ca pets. If he exhibits a nayburly speerit by axin to borry my shovel, ]. shsll respond bv axin de loan of his 31:. T\..- _-- 1L--- --- uuu uuu, we ue puneece w.Ke'car' 0 mm." I has bin hangin on to life ober 7 long y ars, an when I sit down of 9. night to reflect an wonder an recall, it pears to me dat one~l1alf de trouble an ' worriments of life cum from mindm odder peoples biznesa an` lettin our own go at loose ends. _I got frew wid it a. good while ago. Dar was a. time in my life when, if 9. stmpge nigger passed my cabin ridin a. crea`u`n- cull d mule. an followed by a yaller dog l d quit hoein co n to wonder what" he cum from, what he was goin , how old do mule was, what his wife looked like, how many chillen he had, an a hundred odder things. any mv navbm-`n whmlm T r1lV.V|l.\. W IJl'Ju4.1\.I;\., LJJLL|:LVLlJ" ham, .\LLm-nc','s-n.t-lzuv, S:.)`l!clLors in Chancery, (}o1vu_v:u1m':rs,6L0.()Hlou~s:~(.urnero!Dunlap and 0.7.3:; w'LrJULs, liurrio. J. I`. Lenuox. -lluughton Louxmx. Aux u muxueun, zmu ne men c0nt1nu_ed : It's none 0 my bizness. If my naybnr wants to borry an lend an be friendly, da.t s all right-, an I shall meet him half way. If he wants 10 lib secluded; dat s his bizness. ]t s none 0 my ahir what he cum from , what he works at, how much he gits, what he eats or wears or where he puts in his time. If he am a good man, so much do better fur society. If he am 1; bad one, let de purleece takecar him. I has hin llnnain nu in Nln AL..- I'll Who am my nnybur ? asked the old man, as he opened the meeting and blew his nose with the report of an army mus- ket, loaded to kill `a rmle and a. half away. There was deep silence throughout the hall for a. moment, nndhe then continu_ed Tf. nnnn 1|, Int! .\;'7nnun T5 -.~- ----L--- V '11 lum. `(YA mun uuwu my eye ancl sinppee way on." His honor made inquiries of the oicer, and found that there was a. row over the shirts which resulted in the white man getting hold of the three and making a. run for it. The Chinaman was making 0. racket on the street when arrested. John. - f`My nzunoe Hing Dong. , Well, Hing Dong, I'll let you go this time. ` Yes. "But don't have any more rows. 1 If Melican man hittee my eye, I ghtee um. -lmyctz. uuwu Hutu --cuueo me X00160. _ You washed his shirts with :1 brick, squirted water on them, ironed them dmvn with a chisel, left a war map of streaks on the bosom, and he refused to pay. He no payee !" - "And you wouldn't lei: the shirts go 2' He no wanteo shirtee. Ho wantee ten dollee." ` And there was 9. fight I ! He ghtee me-I ghtee him. 'Melican man hittee my eye and skippee off. made inrmirim: nf fin: ninpr ' ``Here s :1. good chap to begin rm, rc-' marked Bijuh as he lumded out a China.- mzm with a black eye and a. "torn gown. The prismmr bowed as blnndly as cnnlxl be expected under-the circumstances, pointed to his darkum.-cl urb, and sweetlyobscrvod : Meliczm mun h-ittee me like hossee I" Did, eh I" . Yes, pitchee light into me and Lnockec me down. You keep a laundry, I presume ? Yes. ' And thin tfouble was caused by shirts 1 ' W B, `J ,1,` A It 1- Blllfl/B I Yes, ve old shirteo. Mclican man no payee. Gittee mad --calleo me foolee." Vnn wanker! 1-u'a ..ln:..o.. ...:H. .. amu Ml unyxu _ n 1 _ d Ulgiitign kqer st much, utter all, fur y a`.n: If-._ ust tune 1 V0 told dc truf In ten UILUIX, lJYIUlIill'liill. "1 falls, sah, but I doau like dat way of] duin bizness. ` You are sentenced. I reckon I is, sub, but data was a. swin- dle on me. I pleads not guilty, an I want two lawyers to git me out 0 dis. ' \V}1nn `In wnn ram] n +n urn nn in Hum (n\\I|.;, laV.V|l llI\V.yUl5 31`, KID IIIU (JUL ( U15. . When he was ready to go up in the omni- bus he. brightened up c0nsid0x'zil;Jy_. an (1 said to Bijah : I Juan Izmir an run:-1-I nrfo all Lu- mm swA'N'. AUCTLONEER frn-Hun l`n nllv nf Qhnnnn 'l`nnniu I1nnnnn_ Zz.chariah Abela, are you in-ep:u'ed to tell the truth ? asked the Judge: ' vaii. Now, then, lock me in the eye. Ize lookin , sat. -` '* Here is n. \varrant charging you with being drunk last night. Speak the truth." Wall, I was in (lat cnndishun, sail. .- . And you kicked in the door uf a, bar- ber shop '! Remember that Truth is a jewel." ' ` _ Yea, min, I kicked it in." Well, I- shall send you up for thirty Java. 6 I I am, anh." ' ` I Good ! Truth is mighty and must pre- days. -cw UH: H. `y`Woosh ! why, .7 spected to git off if I tole de truf ! Nex time I arrove }1en.h I won t tell de truf nuhow ! I might just as well tole you data de ofcer disal-rested dc wrnnvr Innn " Wl'UIl;3' luau. Perhaps so, but your conscionca will feel easwr for havmg been honest. Fall bnck,'Znc11ariah I-I bull. no]-I lxnb T /In-.. HI... .1..L ......- ,1` _THE OLD MAN'S NEIGHBOUR. ``:.If you come again I shallne you ? Five dollee? -Good-bye ! Too muchee uh. V HE TOLD THE TRIUTI-1. .-.-. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. IT DIDN'T HIT. ."-BvnoN. A _ jHo'rzLs. 'V1IIcgr1:N'1`u.u., (LATI: lIA||'s`h`|u.. |l..\l)..lInn ' nun \.`r,ur1I'4n >1 ALuLI1lJ.'-l. VV o 1. mm\v.\'_ I :-0wiutormlilxcullunt accommo- dation for lhn-, Lmvcallng public. Bur and Lardcr wu|lu,uppucd with Lhu best. Good nmbung and IllullLiV0|1u.~iLl::r.~I. L1u.:-,::u;u of guests convo ed ruumnndfrinn ull Lmins. Few doors was or uMrkul`HI..on,Uuulop-at. " No, n urn ltlll yell KOVICO I" The lruvyor explained to her that the clergyman had observed all the proper furrpa nf the service, unul that aha m'u~t make-u_p,her mind'to dwell a. little longer in single bleaserlnesw. mldinq a word or two abont..aa goqd sh, etc. Th woman` mmuuwer mo enure term of marriage, The woman stood musing quietly over the reply, and nally broke forth, amid intense excitement, as follows: Befo God.massa, de feller-dat promise me dat he would marry me got jined to a. cullered wench last night.- Dis nigger heerd ob it, an -she jest hustled on her duds and went to dam wecldin all riled up and meanin mischief, yer'bet yer sweet life, jest der same. 1 jest got neat (lat couple, on I waited for de right time to stop der wed- ' din . ' _De minister married dcm after "Picopnl style, an` I was jest waitin to hear dat good brudder say. : `Ef enny man kin show jest cause why dey may not Ior-` fully be jined together, let him now speak or less hereafter foreber hold his peace.` I declare, masea, I went dere to break up de show, an'dat minister. done gone forgit to heal; dat. Iieat.ion,. an` I had ter ahet up an 90 home ike a wet ll8|1. Now, (lat minis- ter orget part oh (la eerbiee. and it seems to die ole woman .dat.nl|e kin prevent dnt` deceitfnlohap from lihing wid dat. wench.: What "am yer advice 3" THC Iomnnan n-..I..:._-.I A .1` ` -- - -' Icyuvu uc, * wuuu can 1 (lo tor you '." She answered in zmxious tones: Boss, I want ter know dis yer one ting. Ef 11 min- ister ob degospel forgit tor repeat do hole ob de marriage servis, am do couple right- fully married accotdin to de law 2 The lawyer replied that many services were long, and perhaps the minister might not remember the entire form of marriage. ' The musing nninltlv runn- &_- One afternoon recently, as one of the eldest members 0f the Rhode Island bar sat in his oflice, vainly endoavoring to catch a. little rcst_ from the trying labors of the day, thu (loo:-.alowly opened, anda. negro woman, far from being comely and well- favored, and with a. shrill, ea.r~piercing voice,` walked into the room and inquired, in some excitement: - Are you Marsn. \V-- ?" "That is my name, madam replied he, what can I do for '2' She zmxiousx tnnm. - Rm 1 . ..5...m, nuu mo uesr. vou see 1n the North] and West are Englxshmen. They eat slow-F ly and take plenty of time. Yes sir, there? is great dxlference in eating, and 1 watch the guests with a. good deal `of interest. Will you have your coffee in a. large or small cup, sip? CIIILIIHI. nit: |uL'l'U I Yes. sir. It requires a man to he at the business as long as I have to ol,seiv-.- them though. What are they 2" '``Well, in respect to the mode of eating and what they eat. The old grntleinau who sits next you for instance. lle eats a heavy breakfast of heefsteak, eggs. ham. mutton chops, baked pot:ttvw.<. and fruits Ho drinks three cups of _cotl'ee, and lit generally gets a half a lozrn rolls or li.-;- cuit. Sometimes he cad: for U:)ll me:u.~ on top of the hot, and he winds up with grapes, peaches, bananas, and aglass of milk. He never drinks less than four 0 glasses of water. Pretty heavy mt-al, isI1 t it .7" ', Well, rather, but that is about all he ll eats in the day, and that is his peculiarity, H A plate of mocl:-turtle soup,'a glass of wine, and a peach is all he takes for dinm-1', and a cup of tea, a piece of toast, and Bonn.- preserved fruit satisfies him for supper. That old man is eighty years old and he enjoys splendid health. I have been wait- ing on hing for live years here. and he eats the same meals day in and day out, only _varying his diet by the seasons. There is another gentleman here who eats just such a supper as the old gentleman s breakfast. His greatest meal is at night, and it is about his only `one, for he seldom eats anything more than a roll and a cup of coffee for breakfast, and a rib of lamb or a. rare cut of roast beef and a. few vegetables for dinner. Then there are others ho make dinner their best meal. In suimm-r time I notice people eat more fruit and vegetables and less meal. They drink :1. Ladies are the best guests to wait on. .Why is that T" I "Well, they eat less, and they are more choice in their food than men. I can serve four ladies to one man. They are more careful, too. They seem to feel that there V is economy in_ keeping the table-ch th clean. It's quite a pleasure to serve ladies ; but children are an awful nuisance. If their parents don t care for them they soil everything around them. They spill water on the table-cloth, upset saltcellers, pour the vinegar in their rice and potatoes, and smear their neighbours clothes with but- tei".`wi<:`r'151,ei(;):leci)Itl)!ltt=. .t:lz3(.:i*;3 1353,13 queer meals. Well, I had a guest last winter who drank beef blood at breakfast, instead of coffee. It nearly made me sick before I got accustomed to it. Another old. gentle- man who stopped with us for a couple of weeks always drank hot water, without sugar or milk, in place of tea. asked him one day why he did it, and he told me it was l')lSi:1lS1tOl'l1da.tl%l1()i:el5, because there was very itt e i erence between hotel coffee andwater, and when it came to :1 ' , N l`?`i h ;`` i`'fil.llZnli`l5& eatinn 2 Why, some" people use their oknives and forks perpendicularly instead of in- clined, and others don't use the fork at all except to cut with; and they shovel the food in their months with the knives. In the Southern hotels they have sharp stet-I knives, but in the North and lest they have to keep-silver knives or else the peo- ple would be always increasing the size of their months. The Western people gulp their meals. They are always in a hurry, like people in the North. The best man- nered eaters I have found in Maryland and Virginia, and the best in the North are Enf`!li_sl1rnun 'm..,.. ....t -1--. great deal of iced tea and coffee, too. r . _yUVCl'|_|i5)" 33 lllkl VViLILL'l' il5KU(| : Do you know, air. that there are a. gram many peculiarities a_t thc"ca.Z`1cux11ung guests af :1 hotel I ' I In-\'-'-r n-,|\ .- fhn r:nl`|i;-1-f vnnnl. .u.n..'.1 QIIU ullla llllll IUIIA Hllll glllllllg ILIXU it H311. "Ifde verbosity wants enny mi) he can foller me duwn to the levee ! she ic- marked as slmwalked off; but he didn't. He was dust from head to foot, his ]iuIuur ous nature had evup and he gut back to the bout to keep his birth for tlm next eight huurs. The negro` is an odd coon ' at times, but there are other timns when the gigantic vcrbusity duesn t hii his funny bone within a. rod. AN OLD WAIT!-2l'.'S OBSEX-iVATlO.\'S ON MAN- nut!--.[ Ufcg Dcftly rcmo\'ing the crumbs from n. guest's place at a. hotel dinner table: P-_-.- means of a. flower handled crumb . lmlsh, yesteniny, an old waiter asked : lhnvun lrnnuv uir H.-. flu.-n nun .. J. I|U\'.}I S(I\L' LIIU 113 eruthm. Arc tho.-re .V' H\ ,.._ -... IL __,, Wl1at'sdat you remark P _I percula't.ul the interrogation as to wheuhcr ynu had ambu.-seated the gigantic- vcrlmsity, he cuntimxed. 2 Nu, sah, I lmsu c, she said, as she I`: - moved the basket from her head, but. in. gwinc to right mmy ? ' ' ` \VHh that ah. hrnnuhf. him 5; Min wiih ? SWHIU LU flgllla EIHH-y I With that. she brought him a clip with her hand on the ear, and followed it up by a bunt in the b.1ck,that sprawled him mg the dust and left him g.'1sping__r like a. sh. `Tfxin vnrhnnifv uvnnfa nnnv Inn`. inn l':LH He w.n lmwing and smiling, and shu- looked tlmndcrstruck. After :1 minute she asked : .u\u...u.. .1-` L..\.. ........'...I. '2" Whl N00 GREAT DIFFERENCE IN EATINC. SHE WAITED IN VAIN. (32.00: i- norm ADVANCE. &C.`.L.SAND|1'RS', 5:3 (Eatabllahedyoars) FOR YOUR Watches, Jewehy A and .Hectro-Plate, [CUAISJ T11, L l'JL uuu. u nu..- n ('.\li'I`I{Y. Hunristcrs, Solicitors, Notaries 5,,c,_ lurrio,_0nt. _ `n'.u.r.-v .V[o().m'rIIY. QC. F. 1:)`. AP. Prcm.nm. J, A.A.\M,'.uu'u\'. V ' D. 1-. McWA'r'r. ` ` .__.......\~... -. . 1\'I'\`Pr`dr'Ii`I\` ;s't winter eakfast, [e I old. } 115 fun` A r-nnnln ..l' 3ul`n_jL-ct much cons' H . . Dunlap-IL, BARBIE. l'JI uauu 'lllL'.'l.l.~ a. glass -than --A calm-ed girl in knocked over" by an ten] minute: not up as if no ha--re mi and, looking said; Y 1: : got that serve a lady ht way". HUI - I dun`: lgnow," replied the religious editor, looking longingly at the buttmn drawer. of the managing edihn-`s desk. `Umlerxmath all her dress reform the was strappeclupv like a mule in 3 blaclnnnitlfu shop, and I knew it. If she hadn't scut- t_ered on that last. `question. she "would on the next, to it was only 78 tunnel-of lime. How do yam like that apple-jack 1 saw fl-u tasting about an lwurago `I -'5 . 4- ,4 U13! lief. LA` wululul. ' > I wouldn't have believed you if said you had. continued the rein` editor. You begm to see whore 3' dress reform will come out in case of z dent. But there is something else. have suspenders for vom--" Y()ll n-L n In-uh: I I-A-`-3 *`- unvu nllupllllerl 101' v0Y-"' You're 11 brute !" howled the womu.n, as she u1a`de 1; break for the do_or. That. was rather tough, man`! it!" asked the managing editor, regarding the disappearingglxro with an emolon or re- ' -.-.v . vlul unun - I supposed so, commented the re- ligious editor. `fl thought so. Now, another thing. Do you know how in Ho - 1,13,, I4|.u.v'x.uI\.u1.u-V. Vlll'J`llL1l_., will vl.~1it,thn fnllnwlqx places every month: m.;\`|<)|`,\N(HY|5lU*lNl'. Wu)` Juno 9, July` Mu. I. P40 ll. 7%, Hal. U, .\'u\'. 3. lh-,1", \, ualuua UUIDOP. '_' I th0llght thing. you know J button on with a. string 1" I have )mvm- Grind it 7 .4- uuwuu un wun sump; I" have never tried It," I woman. 5`! _..,II 1. 1 - -- _uu:u I llH4lVeIy. Tell me franklv," demanded the ru- lihious editor aternly. do you know how to fasten R suspendor with a stick I" No, I don't, retorted the womnu. Have you ever seen a woman who does?" ur.:-..u I -- ' > ` uua I I don't` b the reformer. it I ....._..__ mm W up,` repued the v promptly. - But suppose you're on a picn there is no needle handy 7" l dnn t know," murmured the \ meditntively. '[` Inn C-n-.L1.." J------ ` ` ' yuucuuy cuInI<)1'L.'\Dlc." Suppose you bust. a uuspendor, what `do you propose to do about that 7" asked the religious editor delicately. Sew i up," replied the woman, A ``I see, I see," muttered the religious L editor, as he took the show in at a glance. E auuub aucu Vllllg." You 1;.-up those pnntaloous up with sus- penders, I reckon I" That's just it, replied the delighted reformer. '-']`hnt is where" this costume approaches that of :1 man mu: n.....,.:--- ._ umts Just, It," 1' approaches that of a n perfectly comfortable. .qIll\i'\I\nn up... Lu uAu.IuI(:-3. .\I_IuUU umc I Don't ruallv see anything else," clam- or;-l the admiring editor. That ele- ment seems to be the mainstay of the wlu-la.-lmsiness. . " Now I want this paper to pick this sch.~.ine up and make it popular among the ladius of the nation. Ar you prepared to go into that branch of philanthropy l" ' It's :1 little out of the lino of my dntia-3." responded the managing editor. I'll call in the religious editor. He knows about such things. ' I 3Ce_ I gnu " nnulfnv-nil (pl... ..nl2,A1~ mm. mm; uny resemblance to It." "`Comfm't.-nllc, pretty, accommodating all the limbs and giving free play to all the muscles. Notice that I" T\un`f Tjnanlllv ...... ..._-.Ll,f I -- wc1l's| liarrh-. .. L. I .-u-.- 111:: u.u_yLulng to equal that l" "l)uu t. think I ever did," replied the Inzmnging editor, calmly. " I m prepared tr) say that I never saw anything anywhere that bore any resemblance to it." . nnynfnrf-:1 In nu-nth. .......--~- V ` " uunuluuu vuuu cnuczu eye. . See how free and easy every continlferl the woman, bmndis] arms and skipping around. ev:-r sue `amytlxing to equal that ?" Duu think I nvur Ah} " -m I w'a.nt tq call your attention to our system of dress. reform," commenced an` ancient dame with a. very wide mouth, as she entered the managing editor's sanctum and threw her hat on the table. . Imnks very pretty," murmured the managing editor, surveying the Bloomer costume with critical eye. See imw frmx. nnd iinnn n.m....u.:.... :_ U :._.. She was complaining abolit the Browns. She said that Mrs. Brown was shoddy vul- gar and illiterate, and the yonng women were silly, impudant, and putting on al- together too many airs. _ i.l1AU nllnnltl l\n nv-nul\nA " -nit` `I- Lu;.',cumr lUU many alrs. f` fhey should be crushed, said Mrs. Fogqs. , (K T__I__J A` I `In 1` n -- ._ Uuu _ Vindeed they should, added `Mu. Scruggs. ` (1 A, 1 H1 put 4' ' "So, when the County Clerk Ieanml that he had been following that truck with Jake Schon-`s horses hitched to the tongue mud tnkin_~_: it over the ground at twenty miles an hour, and that the ex-District Attorney had cooly ridden on it every step of the way to the fire, he felt hurt. He said that if they wanted to run a Ln-, De- partment on such principles" they could, butns for him, no. And he resigned. I "JIICIH UL Au vvlul uuu nu IIU went. Ull'UHL[H Lt. Ashe rested in the middle of a rim- acre potato patch he said .- well. I've heard of good runn'mg, but if that don't rather knock the spots off of anything ever done, I'm 5 three-legged not ! -`qr. u.L.-.n Ll... I--..--A-- l'VI.._L t_.__., I Uu I 0. By this time the County Clerk`a feet l):1r`|Y had time to touch the ground at all. His hat was gone. and he swung along be- hind the truck like 11 kite tail in the wind. If he uin t a runm 1', I'm blowed 3' ho mill. If they-d-n't get to that fire blame anon, or if he don'_t full dead, I'm a gnmor. " A Mi" urnnfr-r "innit nf unmul nu Hun HIMIII, III II II`) llUIl`b Iilll uuu, I III 33 b" lI\7r. A still greater `burst of speed on the part of the truck lifted the County Clerk off his feet. and he struck out behind tho nmchine as straight as in coupling pole. Au instant ho hum: poised. Then he lost his grip He shut his eyes and went right nu. He rushed thmugh space for fty feet. Then he met aboard fence. He took him` panels of it with him as he went thmm.:h "r A: La rnahzul in fhn rnA.'Hn nf . ti-.. IVHII I3 U\'L'I'- V Away they went. _ The fire was up town, rhr-ee'qua.x*t.ers of 1: mile away. Bcfuro they had gone half fl. block the County Clurk was clearing ten feet of ground at uvory step " . `fgwnnf. (1r;ah||nu "' 91: nnyhf ha m}nn DLUP Sweet (,`hristnms I" thought he, whuz an infernal gait them boys have struck I If they keep that up, the District Attorne_v |l be derul before hqgcts there ; and I'll but nn ;f " - The ex-District Attorney and the Clerk of Pike County, Pn., had been discusaim; their relative speed. Just then Jack Schorr, astage driver, who was; returm'ng from a late train at Port Jervis, came dashing down the road, with his team, and crying Fire 3" "Fire !" at the top of his lungs. Then there was a. hurrying to and fro nmong the boys. Tho hook and ladder truck was housed in they Ctisaman Housi: barn. The County Clerk and the ex-I)is- me: Attorney rushed for it at once. The former seized hold of it at the rear. Whilu the latter handled the tongue. ` The nwht was very dark. The truck has quickly taken out, and the County Clerk shouted :~ \lrnv lnlt inn-tn. huvn I I'll nun}: `\`J`I;'I1` lnll UIlD' lllllllallli \./'llllILy Ulcfl lllulllcu ." Now let her go, boys I I'll push behind and you handle the tongue. Then his added to himself :-``['H see how much petlcstriunishi there is in that District At- turuoy, now, you bet. He's got to be a ;mud one if I don t wind him before this n n In nun.` WHY THE CLERK OF` PIKE COUNTY R8- SJGNED AFTER. A HARD RACE. heaved a deep sigh .snd `muttered some- thing about "wa.ntin' dat 'deoeivin' niggefu heart, wherest the lawyer suggested that she mkrluf brings breach of pbrnise suit agniv >1 him fur damsges. This idea. seemed tot:J.eher favourably, but she cautiously inquired as to how much (in revenge would cost de ole woman." He replied to the effect that it would cost perhaps from $100 to 8150, whereat she replied : Boss, dis nle wonwn veber raise dat money in dis wm 1.3 ," and with a. plaintiff farewel she polk_aed from 010 Office, and once more deep silence prevailed. THINGS SHE DIDN'T ' KNOW A GREAT BURST OF SPEED. u HI Splc girl Atlanta. Ga, was 1 over engine, and in A few u up notbi unuanql had M? looking}: Peg`, the Yligino, H": 3 help ob ditenou to lwly d.a.t. wnv." ` M 2!` CC: (`,4 Hal THE BROWNS AHEAD Er- believe I ever have," returned have you . reigioua your Lll acci- re in mm.~.u.:.... -1-.. v..-~ ......-. -._ \,.. ee everything is," brandishing her mmu nrmmd. hm ...... .. "nun; uua cuasllmo . man, and therefore ll 17 H. int," stunmered the picnic and nu. re ow, ` how to he a ulaulug HE? Did yuu 71 x lIUIJI' Yon raj MONEY_T'O.I.llD. . f0NEY '1'0.LEND ON um I. v\nIInuv`.' I-`tn-n-O I'.Il`\Y\Vl\V )u.' '/.l.\L\1l<}l{.\1A N. I)EN I"IS'_l`, ..;:Il uI..h.Ihn'fu||nw|nuv nlnnnn nvnrv Innnth! BMALM AND FOR FRAMING.` ,,..`.\., .. 'ENN)_\'W kk I.E.\:i~I 0x,T TBA.u'I:Is. 1.-.. \ a rm-nn,'.'A-n.!-l1l.\V. Flnllcltors in Chnnaerv. \J>Jl.'4L ll L1 '1 ill`. l\.Ll\JJ.'I:\.l$` IJIHLU forum County or Simeon. 'l`orn1s reason- " ablu. UlllvunlmySLOI'0,UruI|;hllr8L. ' 40-ly !l'z|<'1""` It 033 ch gnllshoti illunl`l`h'03I nruu Inn for q\l\,'_l5t5ULli)n I out, ll.-.93. HI` w3siug' o -\ nu. \VI..m 1:xl,-,n'.{d\ . HHS-Ills) ~ 1 {Mm-. '. E. lh:wso.\', ,'""E'6"1t G E's ' s o 0 I E T Y. lmaaonsa given in all l!ra.nches_of I'ulnllu;,'. llmwimz. &c.. &c. 'I`orma on application. , Q1-nnnn._n....u,,..,:.. u........-- I u: Inn uu uppnwuuuu. T D :-l)unl0p-Bt.. Moore": 8 U lllrlqk llo})zl;, Barrie. gwtiitvki * -xsxssu';:p;_ k, I}, A L113.` IL U Lu) L. |IL:.LvLv|.uJ.A.aLv , _u[:)rua)', SnHciLnr_' in (`,hrmr~,ery. Convey- .,.r_ 39,-, Omce ~|*`lI`uL Dnnr South of.PosL lcu, Mind's mock, alwcn Street, Bumrie. V49-Iy cCARl`HiY,' iw;vI.ER& "1\IZ-L I 1-; n'I`HY. .,l{TA D EN [I U RSI`. B ARRISTER n\V ~lnH4-itnr in (`.hrmr-.nrv. (7nnvav- rlnurz Qijh:I:NiS7 I[O 1`.EL.-"-A. WV.- HH(I\\.'\.' I :-nnni.-tnr Z_H`\n\uHnnf nnnnvnvnn- LOU NT 81. LOUNT. Ar (5 AN!) 6% mm cum`. AU6Tl6NEER8. 60RTRAI'l` j;5A1NTER I `HA W `J1-|vl`4~7VV-l\JJ.\.J-'l, ucxtu M, Holl1iI.oI:s or _the Buprome Court of ` ; tor Onmrl-). 1 1`oclors. Notaries, Con- ` &c. Mom: 10 loan.` Olllocst Both- gk`0[)[)0(` .'. :c N; \V. Ry. Station. In )u E 1:5 -+ \`[7.:{.V. , | :x\4|\.L I , .3!/-\_l LI\J`.V I`Jl_'Jl.\r, mun.-,1-, ('.m1vcyu.3xccr. Issuer of ~.-.n.~n'-.3un1orll1u'M-xv Ant, Money m1:r.1'.u lnLul`u:5L. Uruumuru. 011:.` ' - 1 . v ARGHI'r_Eb'rs IL`I\J nap-:1 '+wu;1 V I1 LLLLV ni~miunm_ln Que:-.n'n Hench, A'uc'- 1ist:l',,ul|d ttununinsiou .\gcut,fur nu-sud, l.u.ud.~s, Mu-In k$Lock,llousu- \, hmls, \\'un~.a. kc. Also for the L--nl~1.Nut.u.~i:u|Il Aucounta. Omen . Hun .0. . . Lrurully lm-,nl.uI. 'l`uIluur llllllla ,.~'.ru. ()ll1-0.5-I\`IcCnrLlxy'a-1' muck. lhurriu; Long's Block. Collln1.:- nsmm: mIu.. RIFLES AND SHOT GUNS, AMMUNITION, &0. ,1 N 0 U R"HXi~I"DTs`kFo R unahu.-.ni nu nun.` nnrihnlrl unrmmn nr Amy I, , 0.-1.5, . \'m'. '1, [Man or tho .\lvml`h will I wk, lSau'riu, Ont. TIIE ADVANCE OFFICE. .54 . J. l'lm.I..\>.'n. ,.uuu, oppouw me nau- l__wa (Station, on WED- N SDAY, SEP. _5th, 51883, 5&8 p In. !I' ,_'JAS. BEDFORD, A - ' _ bsooreitnry. .--.--cu-._ '1-1-e Regglsr Meeting of the a. ove Society will be held inBothwell I _Hall, opposite the Rail- . wav Station. an WED. ;r );'.\Nko, DENTIIST `- h`vn~u-tin - |`nr\HI nlwnvu nn IpJo"AV IL`J `-lLlo` L_l|J-I. l'I\'tr.|.':-link: |`cnLh nhmys on .-nuu ugul ma. 011100 over my, H.u`r1e, ()nl. Pu if; M ' VI. DJII\l" IVLJIJ, .l\.|\.\JlLIIlJ\J.I.' ,. l'In.n.-1, NI:-I|.~5`I|l`Bll|(HlT.-4, Vs.luu.li0na and ,\rhilmImn.~IfurH:-lmulu, (ilmruhc-..~4. l`uhliulh1lld- jngs_ lh|'4I1ogs l rmI1i.-um. Mills, l*`urn1s and for Town, l`-rllllll'}' and N'|U)llI`h!lll lluaidmwes. "Uf- Hum at llm |{nilt.ing Stare, wusl. ul \V,cllim,,'I0n Hutu] lhuwiu, _ 50-I) . T ,(1.A'L`1:'B1`GE`L{)v hn lmil\\'11\'l):-not. lmrrle. ,\lALl.Ll'J I-ll\.ll-'Jl4\I VI 110 lt_ui1wuy I):-pot. lmrrlc, l'u[JlVL'LQl'. `I9-ly. H : LLAN \'u\'.:s,.l):-,1`-.\. an m .\m,\' 1. June 5. 1. 5, \'u\'. L . lieu. 7. of Muy I, .lum:'-8 , July . m'. L`. Hm-,. 7. _A. 1-1. H. (:1uc.~nvIcI(IL'- A. W. M(),V'I;l`1`Il. 3 1;. _ 5|-ly` 7. : at him: Of- .ly I. Owen 17-tt E A L U $70,000} m<;ur'L!.y u.L lowunt. ml. 0 -ly ` Parlor Suites Bedroom Cullen. uldebom-dI,- my chain, &c., ` Cornice Polemond all kinds of Furniture nude to order by ompotent workmen. Also Planing and Turning Doneon shot-tut Notice,` 1: A I-tn -\ -nnnn A ll` .l. J! U: BIN 0080 `I3 0559 out or: V. - -, ..- .u .. ... _..,_ Lecturer on the Eye. Eurond Throat. Trinity Medleol (Jolie 0 Toronto. Surgeon to the Mercer Eye and Ear ntlrmary. and Oeulls and Aurlst. to the Sick Children's Hos ital. lute Cllnlonl Assist- ant Royal London Oph holmlc Hospltul. Moore- elds, and Central London. Tllroat and Ear Hos- 'Ih..n.:.. I-1 nhnu-oh Fltmnt. Toronto. May beoon- London. 1`l1roat and Ear nos- Dn uh: eluted at the hnrc-`I Fm-not. Toronto. May Saturday, August 4th. 1883; with reference to Dlsoaas of the Eye, Ear. Throat . - and Nasal passages. \[ Du. E. O. Wlcs'r'e NERVE AND BRAIN 'I`llEA1`- MEN'r. u.;;uu.runteed s eclo for l{ysterle., l)lzzl- ` ness. Corivulslons. `lts. Nervous Neural le. Headache. Nervous Prostretlon caused by he use of elohohol or toboeeo. Wukefulneas. Men- tnl Depression, Softening of the Brain resulting In Inrmnlty and lending to misery. (loony and death. Pretneture Uld A e, Berrenness, Loss of Power in either sex. nvoluntery Losses and Sperxxmtorrlxrnn, caused by over exertion of the brain. self-abuse or over-Indulgence. One box wlllcure recent cases. Each box contains one month's treatment. One dollar 9. box. or six boxes for llve dollars; sent by mail prepaid on recel pt of prlee. We gtunrnntczle six boxes to cure enyetse. With each order received by us for six boxes. accompanied with two dollars. we wlll send the purchaser our written guarantee to re- . fund the money if the treatment does not effect a. cure. Gueranteesisiued on}; by JOHN WOODS Sole Authorlzed A ent for nrrle. Ont. J OHN '0. WEST at 00., ole Proprietors. Toront ' Y is}. name s. nvnsou,| vvunnrnnnul l g#oFenuE4 `II N \|'AL1 J_ LNKXIJ, ll1)`l'.`?lC)4)J)pn.-+ih'll (Jul. M. SlI.\.\;\(`Y. I ! -u--- ww `#61. We will pay the nbovd rewnrd- for any case of` Liver (!on1(pln.lnt. Dynpep;-sIu., Sick lxanduclxe. In- digestion, }mmtlpnt,h)n or Cotimnoan we can- not cum with \Ve.~3L's Vmzatnhlu Liver Pills. when the directions are Strictly complied with. They are purely Vc;;um.l)_Io. uud never fail to give em.- iutnctlon. ' Smgau'C()uLud. Lu.r(.:a Boxes. contain- ingtu) l Hls.'.l.') cunts. For BMO by all Drugists. Beware of counturfulta and imitations. The smnulno 1nzu1ut uctm-ad onlv bv JOHN C. \VI Beware of counturfulta and imitations. 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'l`lw colv n-.-um! author. in this admirable Essay. 4-l:~.'L1'|y nlcnnml.-strut:-.~1.from LhirLyyc1u's' Hl1ccea)~Jful' p1'n.uIir-lc, that n_Llumning consequences nmy bu rud- nfitllf gIu'ul Wll|10llL the lull{l5l`()ll use of internal xnml amen 01'lhcu.~;o_ux'Llm kuifu; polnlimg out a mode of cu 1-0 at ouuo Billlplc, uurmill and ~1l'ccLuu.l. by means at` which uvcry suI['urcr, no matter when. his condition mu be. may cure hhnt-sell` cheaply. pl'i\'u.t0l{ and mu ionlly. ` 8 m9"l`h Lecture should be in the hundsot ovory youth and every man in the land. Arlxlrosa ` .THE GULVERWELL MEDICAL 00., S'I`.. NEW Vnnw Post Olco Box -450. $-`3<'> . ......'aL....L.._..; HEALTHLIS WEALTH! ...-......_v..-nu.-.- L.,u.. \\ l.\'Dn`l)M. lv)N'1'..-UA.\'A_I)A. V ' H|lXLl'llllll`U.- is.-nuwl in Bu'r1u, by GEO. MONK M.\.\' ; .-mhl by all Inuggis scvuryxvhcm 47-ly. Special attoutloh to Cross Eyes and Cataracgzi .mnu5u'ucl, Lhu an the 0Illce-C mlimboth-stu "t I THADE N|APK. {AF ILFI.) 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