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Vmlniurs ulcdicincs fhrnughuul Ihe Civilized \Vurxd: with nhruclums fur use in ulmm-nevv.-ry language. v - _ Lff Puchuscrs should luok to the Label on 7lh_c Pots 1:7` Pucmucrs 5 and lixrs If M- Londumm-ev are 9 \ A. are anmnuuya-bbIiod.' or ututheir victims. yes pro- ` . . . longed -. habpineaa and health restored by the use of t'he great llll A ll -- Illlllnlln n-n- Il Searching uud llcaling, Propcmes are |m0W_' ihloughoul the .\Vm Id. For thu.-cure of Mad Legs, Had Breasts. _ 21111-711 , N . .-a ,-. . __'f`l`l-_..n A-I-' .v . r)` in 1:3 unbkln ulscnsc, H {ma m.-vcr uccl ~ '0 fa... , . '- Th Pills and Ointment are Mnnutactured onlyal. ...-.- ;us'a--Ad-.-u I t\|ll'\l'\l - [H6 l'lllS nnu uunmem arc Muuuu.u:I.un:u uuu us. 533 OXFORD STREET LONDON, Anal urn. xnl.I In 1:!` Va-mlnrs nf Medicines l`Il|`D`,Ihl`l.I| uu:u.-- ` , " Thglt settles it," squealed Mr. Spoop- endyke, mad at himself for what he had divulged and sngrier still as he must ex- plain to Specklewottie how he was fixed "When you commence to think the free list Is entirely suspended. Some day when I cntch you thinking, I'm going to drive a spigot in your head and 1l(lV6!`li8G science on tap; book science a dime extra; free lunch from II. to l." .. I\.-.....m ; nun nnuur hp:-n knnwl cH1cmao= c1H1.ANn&PAc1P1c R Y By the central poutfon of its line. connect: tho 1.1....u mu! nu. tn-r hvr Han nhnu-rant rnutn and nv|I0_ v ULHUHUU1 uuuu. uuuu ul. uuu. Lu u 5 cezxtrnlpoal on East mud. the West big" the ahortegt route. and car- riou passengers. wit cut change` of cars. between Chicago and Kansas City, Council Blutfs 'Lcnvcn- _worth, Alcmson, Mmncapolis and 8!. 3Pnu1. It connects in `Union `Depots with All the principal hues of road between the Atlantic and the Pncmu , Oceans. Ito equipment. is unrivaled and xnagmth cam, hem, oomgosed ohnon Comfortable nnd Beautiful l:y.C aches. Mugnlccnp Horton Re- y "mug Chm: Cars. Pullmnxrn Pretticaq Pniuco .cpinz Cars, and the Best. Line of Dinmg Cars ' . tho World. Th:-cc Trains between Chicago and In ssour) Igxvcr Po1_n;s. '{.'1vo;1`ra_ina_ bggwcgn Chi- '1`u`n-.': :-{5uVx"1VI;Lii7(:r Points. Two Trains betwcch Chi- cago and Minneapolisand 8:. Pau1,vin_the Famous HA: nun? I EA nrul-I-I: I.` A New and Direct L!ne.via Seneca and Kn.nka- kee.haa recently been opened between Bxehmond. Norfolk. New on News, Chattanooga, Atlantn, Au- \xHtn.Nuuhv1 le Lomsvxlle. Lexmzton.Cinc:uuaxi. ndxannpolin and oh: and St. Paul and intermediate points. _ All Ijlxrough Pauucugcra Travel on Fast Express Layette. and Omaha. 1IIiunc:1p- ` way: as low as compctuons that offer less advan- . toe .-"s. For damned information.` get the Maps dd Fold- . ers To!` the ` ` 1,DI'.'A1' Dfill Il l\IIl\ D!'\IITE At your ncnrestmckct O R. R. CABLE, Vice Pres. J: Gen`! M'g'r, CHIC .7... guy-u- VII III-I-IEVE ' ~BI`Ll0_U8I_l_588.~ ~.. ; 0/zz.-miss, ~. V - orspspsm,-% - -nnopsy, " V` ' - INDIG ESTION,_ FLUTTERINO UAUNDIOE. I v or THE HEART, ERY8IPELA8, AGIDIFY or sur RHEUM, V . THE aroma/1, IIEARTBURM onm3,3*i m.=AoA0I1. .. _ or THE 8KlN, And evsrv-p eI" r.dIu'm o`anI I r` _dlIordoI-ed uvan", mpusvs,- 3'1-" A'"J,' . . aowams on: auoon; - W 1 .IlIl L `...L' " 7.,. _---_-.. --- --\r\1I- '1'. mnnmm mi. mun xuauurcu. uy um 1156 OI H10 KPGGB GERMAN"__|NY|0BA. OB; j_1i_:_l;pouiti'cge}y and perinanpntty cm-es` IM P01 . little sticks; in it 2" 1 1-`- Vuv \l'IIIJ`)l May `I 2 V . . V 7 `_` Qhink w e'_ata that all upthe day itl came'home, sighed `Mrs. Sjnoopendykc. Do,,y,ou'mean that. roaatwinh the queer Inl,,:'_-2:: _I' 1 II` `M -' 1 u 1`REEMAN S wonm Pownrans. Are pleasnn to take. Connin their own Pnrgntfvo. Is a. `safe, sure, and euectnl doltmyer at worm; in Childxeh o:AdnltL -4.-m--mun-:: .c:;:. Trams`. * -. Txulccts for sgnlc npnll principal Ticket Oices in the Unned Statqs qnql Canada. l1{r: Un ned'Sta`lcs and Chnrndaf ' 7 uaczzage checked uujocuzh and rates of fare :11. way; as ills nntfst. '1'mcr mcdiato patina. Passengers Tgama. __.j .'Grat aEimn...uu iledicmc ranks amongst the nu: neccsmriusnl [.=fe. i_\l_\Jl Innin--gr-vu-nu--.... ` `."v.`l )` ki1du:Slin D1scnsc,il:mu|ever been known I"... - re `.0! the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, .t your nearest Ticket Omce. or address luyurnn IIDIUID nuns 3 But, my. dear," remr.nstrat<:d Mrs. Spoopendvke, ``there`s nothing in thv house! The clothes--- ' 41 lI`\L__ ___,;,- .,__ AL- .l-LL-__ Ill _,.A__,1 WILL cuaaon RELIEVE. Ltnunucao A19-Inn:-An` g mm UNACOUAINTED VIHH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS mu MKDDBBDOHBIBQ Bl. Z8111, vm_u.w 1:` -ALBERT LEA ROUTE." fnw and `Dir-prvt `Linn vim Rnnnnn nnd F TXOKOC (Juice. IIUCYEBB E. 51'. J0 HN . u'Hl'g'r. Gen`! Tkt. & Puss CHICAGO. -n-Thousan a van ` 2 331: vlclimg. van urg- luck the` ass is no1533. Uxtnrd Street, II-Illa-HIE 11-1 A Vegetable combina_tion osaeasing wonderful medicinal powers. It effects a sure cure in the most diatrea sing male dies. _ end afp\_v of the many thousand proofs of its valuable properties re- ceived by " The G;-owfoot. Indian Me_dicme Co.'.".of Meaford. Consult the authors peruonallv or by letter, before buying other prepamuons of less value. What Druggists any : Owxmpsouxn. OM`. M8f0I`d. Ont. ` . D:-ar Six-,-'1`he Crowfoot Bitters are selling .Re` - R- I-'80 3333?-B91118 f01"eB1'8 afflicted rapidly here and givingremorkable satisfaction, }Vh DYSDGDBIB and nding my ealth reatly as evidence by the demand which is (19.1! in- improved bg onlyalmle otth,o Crowfoot men. .crea.8ln. . s. J. muxuafsc o. Iamnlooag to recommend it to those in like , _ ,_ __ -_ _. .. ------------ vv _yg \u-uuuvun / `On their choice tract of land on the East side Long Lake. Intending settlers should note the following facts i- ' This land is uniformly first-class and will consequently be quickly and thickly populated. f Two Railways connecting the Oompany s lands, &c., are projected and, charters applied , or. ` It will also have water connections by steamer on Long Lake. will be thecozumercisl capital of the North Qu Appelle and settlers on homestesds anywhere near this town will nd themselves at once within easy reach of Regina. and in 9. few years in `dence,solicited. V I - ,t_he,immediste locality of one of the most important towns inthe North West. Correspon- For fnrtherparticulsrssd . . ; .P' R orto the coxanyjatcompgwooe, Ontario. " " V W-~ H` HOLE um" I i i .- Longiord, the portof Long Lake "is situated about the.centre of `the Company's land and K "_ THO 8.e. LONG. ` _ L - w - _ oI5IAs. asmoai. Dnuasnnum ' ` ' ' IJVIIZ 5 Luv ulllluuu `- Then serve up the clothes!" roe:-ev? '1 Mr. Spoopendyke, who had utterly foi- gottim the day of the week when he _in vited his friend. and now wanted Ilia wife to get out of the scrape somehow, and at the same time not let him down` with Specklewottle. Just put the clothes on a platter and set em before him 1" u 17 1 I. I I I 1'u.p1(1Iy nere uuu glvuug rmuu-nsuuu: uuuuucuuu, .' L creasing. ` I Collingwood, Ont. ( I was hard) able to turn myself in bed from- weeknees. an pain in my back. but the Crow toot ( Bitten-a have cured me perteevly. M39, H. : LE!-`LER. : n.\.... . I\v-I-\ 1-\\vI iv vs`? 7 %DEALERs_u3 %L aunmncAun%uwmwINc outs. svncmn ATTENTION PAIPMTO Ng_AT1yg:_ g1i1~nTsL_1j1T1~1G n1~.nv-`mun-.n. _-- ...-... . .._..._.- ___. ___ ___ .fG ENTS f' Printing 111 I3]:.o:at1n.c$ type, cisci n ARE NOW GFFERED BY. THE Farmers North-West LandA& Colonization Go y, (Limited,) `On >12]-`Air hhninn h-ant nf land nn I-kn `|i`.c..> ..:.l.. T ...... r -I_- `! PH0T0GRAPHER Jnamgvm,-zm.z by tlm Josscmi Imu. .uanufacmng A-.. _..-... --;.n-- vsrirllrllili nru DEAR SIR,--Ta1k about threshing I have thrashed and have been around tlxregahing 5 machines the last fteen years, and I ha.ve`seen ( some good machines, `but this "(New Model 1 I got of yon is ahead 01 any I ever saw in Can- 1 ada. Itis perfect in every rcbpgct. I never ` was as well satisil with a mchino as I am 3 I with this. I could say more, but think that z this ig.-sumeigne. ' , - 2 .-..- ~ . . `i BLACK CREEK, Sept. 17th, 1882; F; IV. Glen, Esq., Oshawa: K And with this pr- spectus Mr. Spoop endyke dashed down stairs and explained to Mr. Specklewottle that-, owing to Mrs. Spoopepdyke hniving a severe headache, they had better postpone the dinner or go to 3 restut-ant. III .l__,.L __._- H .,,,.,, _,-l If ('1 Descriptive Ch-4 ulurn, aIv|_ng lull ` Informaslon, sent Info to all applicants. Pun s0LIl) CAST-STEEL ili Sale. INSPECTION SOLICITED. ` _ THE NEW HOME AND WANZEH .]:)W.l.NU- lV.|.ALJ'I'.l1iV1LD Only require to be examined to be acknowledged the most Perfect in the Market. Very light running. Call and try them. I Sewing Machine Oil. best quality, REPAIRS OF ALL KINDS KEPT IN "STOCK AND SUPPLIED TO ORDER. OLD METAL TAKEN IN EXCH.\NGE. Wlnspection of the abave goods solicited at the OSHAWA AQRIQHLTURAL WARERQOM, nearly opposite the QUEENS HOTEL, next door to Erum'ner Oice, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. TERMS LIBERAL. Fox PARTICULARS Annmzss, ' A - :r A 1\/r1312 1:: (3.93 FREE: I- . I-awn lvnccv run-..-...~.... .. ...--_ .1. r .4 man PREPARED ONLY BY BIT1'ERS;THE om.v qzuulue mnum MEDICINE! I18-3mos. ___.----v -.---.- -w u-- Q-a---o-o-on ENLARESEMETS BY THE ARGENTIC GELATINO BROMIDE PROCESS. Which are equal in every respect to Collodion Transfers. ` . a*ii&iaia`sMi'ia`n;[ PHOTOGRAPHY IN XLL I1's BF-IANCHEAS. " You don't imagine he would want. tn eat the clothes, do you 2 asked M rs. Spoopendyke, innocently. " J link In-11 "n'rn I" I-allot` gnnnnnix lulrn ~':I:'or~on.1:%o au 11a':B_arr1e. 13 Gmos 8 Gmos Q U A P A13::%1.1.iiz` THELIOST PERFEOI` TEIRESHER, ` B-<=APoN&sN. CoTrne'r f Collier and Baa/eld Streets, Barrie. IXI Us ' "Yours {very truly, HENRY M. WEAVER. l:_|OVUSE_AIV-`IOLD Fu.R'|fr_GRE |Ji"\ lD7ER"'I l(II_!G /\/\/N .__AAAAAAAAr\ AAA,` BoTI-1wELL*s' BLOCK, ' DUNLOP STREET, A cjjj I don't care, murmured Mrs. Spool)- andylre, drawing a paper of candles from an upper human drawer. ; `_.`I don't care; it must have heen.a very important thing thy"be_t on, ivhen roold shad warmed . um-gned3 over and anioe beefsteak isn't ' good enough 3to pe'y.,it.' `Anyway, he'll `be--`glad of it for breakfnit, and the next ` time `he brings a man here to dinner he'll. pick out some other do than Monday. 1 ' _Thongh `I suppose that` r. Speoklewottle ' `till 'go'hon1`e and tell his wife thn.t`_ we ~ don't hove anything to eat here front one week : and to theiother. Anyhow, ehe owes me a call, and I hear that the dram- _ nuke: diuppointed her all last week, so she won't pay much attention to what he done deny." V And. Mrs. Spoopendyke .vm.t;do.wn to her supper of atrawberrie '__l_ettnoe_, while her husband took it Speokleyottle `in llets of beef` Jqiloirg _0liqn9 t.'-'-'B roo`lIclyn_Ea52e. THE CROWFOQT INDIAN MED. C0. 9 LJEAFORID . __.__.:---- :0: 2.0QO BEAVER COMBINED DRILLS AND BROADCAST .SEEDERS .. mrwnnrn . . .. Ao0r\\T -: n..1........ 4-. u... ..,,...,... ..r 1992 Thaw have been thnmnahlv tried (3 must xmportant point) in all kinds and cu o, g:.a_sbAr:.:a`. NEW AND WANZER SEWING MACHINESA ., , _,__. n._:--. :_ n... u....u,..a. \r.....,.I:n}.+. mmna (Tall and trv them. Sewing ( 'U'iI.d.e,rta.1:1 n 5: 3f IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. i Iunnsomn HEARs1: M 13>-3mo. And all Funeral Requisites Furnished. . meatoru. Unt. . Rev. R.`Largo says:--Being for gears ' with my '_ improved b oniy a lime or the Iampleaseg like manner aticted. R. LARGE. Minister M. E. Church. = r Also numbers of other testimonials as to cures Llot King's Evil. Sorotultr. Scurvy. Billousness. . Salt Rheum Headache, Heartburn. Pimpled Skin, Boila, Tumors, &c. ` o ;3 jyiatmmn ha _ reagyvius , . '-`. that 1u fgho akes in bettar than baing_ her husbspdh haixj: PRINCE Annsar, Dec. ltgth, 1882. '7 'To the editor of the Port Perry Stdndardzi SIR,-I desire to call the attention of the` , farmers of this vicinity to a new `threshing ' machine made by Joseph Hall -Manufacturing l ` C0,, of Oshawa, called the New Model Vibra ( tor. Mr. Joseph Vickcry bought one of these "- . machines, and threshed for 1219. four days this 1 winter, and gave me entire satisfaction. VVith ` the construction of the screens, vibrating n:o- i ` tions and other attachments, I think it ntter- ' E ably impossible for any grain to be wasted, t and am fully convinced, in my own mind, thatf` ` it has saved me double the price of- threshing ` in the saving of grain this season. It cleans?` the grain perfectly and threshes very rapidly. ' It is the most perfect thresher I have ever seen 1 I or used. It is a. real grain saver. .. . u 1/ `THE MOST PERFECT SEPARATOR, THE MOST PERFECT CLEANER EVER OFFERED TO THE PUBLIM V THE ONLY TRUE GRAIN SAVER. ' 4- n.._,_ n._-._-... Dnum 1 Burn CREEK. Nov. FAR ND! Yours truly, 'oHAs. canon". Gus-unusu- l JOHN MCDONALD. Sncnrrmv. ever BBBII OI` UBEU. FALD.l Yours mu,-, THOMAS w1:rH1mUp,l"1uoaeI"botoro you; JAMES Ross, BARBIE, GENERAL AGENT COUNTY ' Sm'.-A short time o 1 pnrcnaseu as new )1 ; threshing machine calle "the New Model vb]: , brator. made at the Joseph Hall lVorks, in I Oshawa; of their agent, Jae. Fleury. It is the 3 onlymachine ot the kind in this vicinity. I i bought it upon a guarantee given me by the ,` company that it would give me entire satis- , faction. I have now thoroughly tested the: _ machine and am entirely satised with it as a thresher, a separater and cleaner. It is easy on the team, threshes rapidly, not liable to! ,lcIioke in any kind of grain, separates the grain " thoroughly from the straw and cleans it better _ than any other machine I have ever seen. I I have seen all kinds of macliines, and have been threshing myself for the past eighteen years, and the New Model" is the best one I have ever seen or used. -- - - rI1rI'l\\I 1 n un-.~rnc1t:~1')`lYD LI u;|s.nnn.v van - ....... `T0 the editor ofT1ur. CANADIAN Posr. . . om, Jammy 9:1, 1883. `Sm;--AA short time I purchased 5 new m......t.;.... rnnnhinn Ane 'f.ha New Vi- 1 :*.=....`.:;. ..:c can-niiobs; _ Is the principle upon which G. B. MEADOWS carries on business. He km 1 Standard and shaves the profit, while some keep up the p-ot. and have no standard. 4. _. ..v -.v- v-- ooncn-.4. mm on hm 1 half of Lot 16, Can. 5, F195. 1 `ange:-`ad .t'V.3nbow; of the farm are cleared and 1n a K00 5"` tlvatlon. Terms will be made eaH)'- < _, "` b .1V`3`)': EX). LAWSON. Phelpaton. or at.'l`1u: x was .;W_f-,; ' rename. .u.---j.. `NAILS, LOCKS, HINGES, SCREWS, PAINTS, OILS, PUTTY, u1..\.~ AND PAINTS mixed ready for use, SPADES, SUOVELS, III `ks . AND GARDEN TOOLS, BAR IRON AND STEEL and 8 full stock of BLACKSMIT}I'S AND CARRIAGE MAKER'S GOODS, GUNS, AMMUNI- TION AND FISHING TACKLE. ` }'A DoLLAR's WORTH FOR A DOLLAR. 'n:N'rs,n1zns,'rABL12s, CIIAIRSAND STOOLS on um. Everything Portable. - I Call and E M .9 Enmcld A LARGE s1-ocx OF ' - _ nmisqellaneous Books ! ' - SUITABLEVFOR DAY AND SABBATH SCHOOL mums .'C;h_urch and `Family Bibles, Prayer Books and Hymn BU )/"5 'fqrhall' Churches, Photo., Scrap and Mental Albums. garkec. Christmas am! _ " ms, Has: an}! oigeapgse pm in Team. jj` 4") `-__ -._.___.' _- - OPPOSITE TI:-;II-:"{ri~}1V.%'Ifw'P. STATION . ",IOi.I N:' " `;._ - ' `ARM FOR SALE.-THE sm"1`II A . ; I F103. 1(X)n,cn-_-a, [13 :l~'l."':1_ the farm are cleared and in a stood sum Hf I `f _ `VI mnd knv` 6 " !Vi{[u`E"[%vEnsus QUANTITY! lullvuv u; ...u......... .. ...- .. ......-.. ........ Tui:Centra. 'I`ol)a.cco Depot Wlr. E. Betliel proprietor, is gaini inpopularity with the public. The best :1 d purest brands of To- bacco and Cigars are always kept in stock,. and no one who once p:i.troniz'es the establish- ment goes away unsati.se(l. This week a. new assortment of goods is opened. out, and com rises every requisite of the smoker. Don t fail to try the Central Tobacco Depot, adjoining l\lcCartl1y n block-the only exclu- sive tobacco establishment in town ' ' .... ru . -r v .1 . u 9--`mvv.-v-V `V -_'---- V.P'\'!VlA-`V `er .1-P .- .. :9 Gm? 8|1ci0'*i!.!`-"335iWd. MW- spap'en,ay1:e,._ dtdpping Tlsex.-,f-yp'rj;`a.;1' 'bnat1iu'g?\1p`to_thg;g1ass t_o, _a;x'-Amngo her hair, didhe Qome today for? Don't he know it's wash d:1_y 1" T {C HEAP HARDWARE! Sign of the Circular Saw, Dunlap street, North Side, Bu->. |CANTON * ` SPECIAL V;-LUE IN Black; Green and Japan Tea- ,T-_. - W 7v---- Dr. 1`rice s Baking Powder, Fi`m't Coloring and Fine Essences, Am.'hur_/ A Paste, Bloater Paste, Lunch Tongue, Roast Duck, Chicken and Tm`/.'y 'FVhite s Pickles, Canned 1| I1wh`rooms, Cadlmrg/ s C'm'ua, Rock Claw- Kingsford`s Com Starch,` Snider's Farina, Hominy. ().~n-e-gm Bicm'ts, Macaromw, Christy's Sodas, Pure (lulu! Baking Powder by the lb. Large Stock of China. Fancyvcrockery & Glassware HIGHEST `PRICE FOR BUTTER AND EGGS. A. ARGo._ g'X-MAS AND NEW YEAVS H 0 L ID A Y ;i*iiJ>;!4 1) E- Sole Agents in the Town for the National Mfg. Co : North-`Vest Camping (2uod.~'; s..: Cheap I-Ia.rc`1vvare!' T ATTEIE - SIGN OF TI-IE \CIE.O'CJ"I4.A.E. SAVV. -JAv,\a uvu-V--. ....-...,.......__....- ._ .. .. -- V -The (7ouriur-Journal says` that when a. newspaper mzm runs for any smaller office than Governor there is something wrong" with him -pmb:\bly got to the and of his I l`up0 as :L jO1`lY`ll{l.1iat. . _ ' A |\'..ur.--nu-nu r`lIA\Vn|:I `Dan `V 17' 1-1:`, *` I QIJLIL -l.'\,'gU OD..IJI-Va; L114 5,. Intl, '59;di.1B&i;Cr6Wnhnl.s ,1, gm. 1 ma - gm ..I- . .'2.`,`!.`..?}_'_"_`*__':.E 31va on.`"-1-%`$m 1?J"}n'3`a`Z$' . JALIEIS PLCSS, --_....7 A -..,...a T. --T I N W A R E-- BABY C3A.F{.]FI.I.1G`-EIS _) JUST TO HAND. (; soon, 1115 BUOKSELLER! EPICS The undersigned challenges the Dominion to produce better value in WHERE TO-GET IT! Begs to intimate that,l_1e.has made full preparations for the iiss. `i-'7RAUIT, Is p..,q.,n..,\ ..,,-..`,a.,u.,-..u. n.g-..--u--.uu--.0` .--.u-.-n.g-my -nu.--.--o.n.,n.,.o n. u l\4\4.- . ....,..u...- u-\:\IJ\`.FAJ*IsA/srxlk-A` -; V _ : The-coral worm. --The Weather` Bureau is the storm scenter. . At this season of the year the carpet man has the 00r.. . -A quack doctor's wife should wear :1 duck of a bonnet. - ; C"-. ' .--Solumnn applied-.-Sparo the rod and improve the_tr "YIKIIIII :.;.. .\..,mI., ..m.~nA.un.nn`nr from 1.4 T. ._ _ `321. ?K:ib"'i-iisR\}7AEnwAiz. ab. -.p.1\/-\/\1\/\/\/\/\. x/\/\J\/\/\/`~/\/\/' N1 BQTVEIVVELIJSA Br x 5'1`-'\IJ\Jl'I I. -V\?&n&3:Iv: led (a Important point) and crnnlitinns ml l TOVV. They are light. and strong. evenly l)ala.nccl, tlu~,r.;1 ctions; are very simple in construction, have nothing nlmut IN THE WORLD. 1 Call at the USHAWA AGl{l(,`l,'l ---1=-o1=1--- THAN HE OFFERS A NEW STOCK OF Cbmp(zray,. Oshawa. Um E `TU'&ZUJ, General Agent J03. Hall 00., ' Dun Sm,--I thought I would Write: 9.. - and tell you how I got along with thr " S I Model Thr.sher I got of you last sulnm r. 3 will tell you the truth. and uothin; l..;: I truth.-the machmc has given me [my : satisfaction wherever I have thrcshv l. - could not begin to thresh for all who wzu me, and could have had. jobs enough lwr machines if I had them. The farnx-rs u- r.~. havet hreshcd for say that the New M is the only Kerfect machine they haul ever thrash fort cm. L I , vv LI-own: u mu u uavnouvhu FARMERS and others desiring a. genteel, lucrative a__;ency business, by which to $20 11 day. czm_,be' earned, send address at once,` on - postal, to H. C. \Vn.mNso.~: & Co., 1'95 and `97 Fulton Street, New York. - 3-6mo. --Thoy now hipve what they call hand- parties " in the interior of Michigan. The young man who can hold a. girl's hand the longest is _rewa.rded with 0. sweet cake. m.... r1,\..a..... 'I`,.\...,.,..-. .\.....\o II- I4` |'2nH...1 : Be sure and oxamlno the "N4- Model" boloro you pllrclnuc. _ . -_-gs-run rat\~r1v-\Yn\\r r\IN r %_G;- MEADOWS- ptlnid, v ' . _-1 {In "6 (Btu: :IfL`ll1' $)""|ll ho-made easy. Apply` ? K N. Plnalnntnn. nr at THE Ab\'A.\'ch Bucx Caxzx, Nov. `It: - nu Yours truly, JUSEPH SH]-11:} , kept in sto< Boz `_ U`~', liq Dunlop-at , 17:: ' 6}` :':`r3}}7.} H A \\Y(~Nr>ERI-`CL (n.-\N:n:.--I .ev. W. E. Gif- furd. \n'lni1cpastm-of M. 1:`. Church. Buthwell, sulfvro.-d from chronic dyspepsia so badly as to render his hvfv uhunst a burden. 'l`h1`co bottles 71f Burdock I .1m.rl Bitter.-1 cured him._ ' u n . 1 Il`|1lU an n. JUIIIIIIIAIDU. I I Apply I ADVAN(.:: THI Editor of the Grand River Sachem says: ~."We are qlually sparing if: our pnconiuma "towards phent medicinea,.,but obaepution and ed uiry s satxsed us that thekpre amtion ~ofA esifs. T. Milburn-&'. 00., styled ' urdock n`4\nA Ilfnlnn an 1: `Hana v\nvu`u:|-um `nI|:n :- nnprovu Y.l|U`llUlll/ll:;4o , ---Vcry -few penple no`vm_dnys-su'er from suggestion of the brain. A ' '1'u.,. :_.....-H.-. am." A4 'Hm1hnrnrv critic | --Thu New \_'nrk I[craM says that 1|. house pmporly built.-could not be damaged by n. c_vclmo. Lut . its nmchitectt stand forth with his plans for u pmperly built housc. Ho nmst htwe some solid "ideas. -- u . .-. 3llggUB|.l\lI| III IIIIU IIIDIIAI --'T`he fn\'m`ite song of `the literary critic _.u sitting ml the style. ,. _|_- - .._- E. 1... ...-Inn`. Ln -"' Dlulng nu Mu: :s|.yu.:. _ --Does ti mun make a rye face when he asks if it is good fur a. drink ! _ --Cb(-ck in one of the Imrr_1eSt-\vorked business capitals in the cmuxy. _ -The English sparrow has found hisway into every city and town ii) the South. 1: __-._ ..._..a. A... ...... `. nnnvs inrlnlrm {n -nab-u-n wInv' I-5v \I\-noun: ......_....v uvuuu . --Wlni.t becomes of Jom"na.lists ?-Pro- gross, They uaua.l_lyEretire from the pro- fession just as soon as they get rich, and live quietly but luxuriously Imtil they die. Then they "go to Heaven. ..--.-..-ugv~ ow1r\ .w' `I . . o . . . --._ punur wuulug bU UU Vu.`.`u, uuu Luau we social" nr_6hh'_ni wd.s.fx,1'o `nearer solution thnz_1yheIi he staqfod. Ldp_._us11n1~ave1 tfejmysbery that -haiigs likef a.` pull` over t_1}q fgtglof tl;e.unl1am)y_sLicks, that they may 0_Omeffqrth- and ' fructify Speckle- wot_tle,3~ imdin' tho excssot his-emotion Mil -Spoopndyke, graspetf "for breath, and resting hisvhauds on his knees, look ed (13 if lieliwere ixiviiing -his wife to u. lib.t1e__g9me`ot'leapfrog.4 . ; .``There's some lettuce'in.the house, and Thought some strawberries to-day, and I ootdd cook steak, I had saved over for .,bie$kfast, murmured Mrs. Spoopendyk,` coming out triumphantly at theiend; woman like. And I will put on m_v_,new W.ine,qolore(1A satin, and we` ,vii_l1 giyohim :1 nice" sup`per.' | ` nnovun fn nnf fkul `noun nn`:-\I9nr` nnf:n '. V -Ed;ard'-Wtoks `says that h`Snc:.-.035 lives two. doors .b.6yon_dA pe1;aeveranco." Ed.: Ihdnld have stated in `this connection that wooed: `lives about 1,500 doors from the nearest newspaper oige. ~ ~."`v'.' 4` .-...'. -~ -- Pills. must infallibly effect a cure. The:e:Pilla are directly on the blood, which they purify And improve. Having qnoe mbdned the sea verity 'of'th ue dileuen, peruvonnoeiwith the gOi'ntmont,nftex-Iomenting the aootod 'ointn "withwu-mbrine, ` y gin`, ` ` naundprevent any pormanutloonigwtisong I llilllliu Ul'.llilI' uluu, In "nun uuv .vu_, v-nun... hf :1 sleepiing beauty. Tlu-. Grcau-.uI ll-.9ul_lnu (`ompound is .1 prepamgirm nf 'c-arhniia: acid, \':uelin9 and aerate (`.'\Hm1 .\!<:Urcgt1' & l`:1rkc's (`nrbolic (Icrate. It will cure any snrc, vut. burn or bruise when all:otl1er.prep:xratinns fail. Call at G. .\I0nkmun's Drug, Store and act a. pack- age, Twenty ve cents is all it cost_s. 'I"l..\.... ...... 61.2.6" lliu-nu-nn:1u'uhvpu'1'n nnn l 3150. n u cuu, nu \, \......... .. .... .. ._... , -'I`here are thirty di\'nrced:\'\'i$'e3'iI1 one Lynn shoe factory. They are only half- auuled now. ., .. , 7 N, LI_`__I _._.1 l|I.\Avu un_uu -n.-._u v. -1-... .,v..~ ...\..,- ....,r. -'-Makasacllmetts sees a great difwrence 'lwtween the hide of n. pauper and the skin nf a negro. The first is just 1:. beautiful shade for slippers. _ 1.~.\.\...-..~.. L 1' :,.l.L :. .. ....mAm.4'..1 [Ha | ulluruu Iv: uuyyunun F.1)nIso.\"s Electric Light is in wonderful dis- covery, but not as wonderful as Hull's Ca.- tamh Cure. Sold by \V.jC. MCLEAX, Bar- rie. 14-3m -Eighteen were killed in one day on the line -of an Ohio railroad 160 miles long. Unfort.una.tely. they had no refrigep I atnr cars on the trains. ' ,.,--- ...-.. n.m.u.nrw 1)r.1|l'I1I'\17 . r sun In II-1v nu v u u u - . - u u u . .~.. nulvtu-ll I{uub:R'1' MU.\'1:o, engine-drtverhetwcen Kin czmiine and Hamilton, says i It was impos-V sible for any person to be a. worse subject of Dyspepsia. and a. greater sufferer than I was. I often had to lie down in the caboose, and ac- tually thought I would die before I reached my destination. I I purchased a botsle of Me- (}regor's Speedy Cure, and it curenl me." Free trial bottles a`. G. Monkmanfa Drug Store. {egulnr size, fty cents and one dollar. 7L..L L A . A . A n ..C 1.1..-`--...I:..l.. I 1).... In these times when our Newspapers are ooded `with patent medicine advertisements. it is gratifying to know what to procure that will certainly cure on. If you are Bilionu, blond out ot order, ivor inactive, or generally debilitated, there is nothing in the world` that will cure you.ao - quiol$' an Electric. Bitters. 'l`|mv urn n hlennimr tn all mni\ln'ml' ...;.i mm 05113601 Q0115 IDCI rneumeuum -ll U10 ID118111- mefory state ofthe blood, attended with bed digestion end` generely debility. , A few doeee of the Pill: taken in time are an e'eotuel pre- ventive egeinlt gout and rheumatism. Any- one who-hu en ntteok of either should use Holloway : Ointment else, the powerful action oiwhioh. oombinedsvith the operation of the Pills. must infnlliblv eeol: I cum. "l`lmnrl>ll. OI; WHICH, OOIIIDIIBILWIFII VHO OPCTIFIOII OI THO cure. Thue. Pilln are dirsntlv an the blood. which thaw um-ilu A The last. revelation was unintentional. WC ,"l_I| BUJVW !4l`|`l 53 IJIUV Dullllcl. , | G!9i1Jg to put that. wine colored satin on th ghu,d.'or-t.be_hnm_ '3" howled Mr. Spoopendyke, who had "a man's idea. that a qinneria not 8. dinner unti1.it.sis_roast- ed. Think I brought Hlzlt ngan here at aizi o'clock in the afternoon to take breakfast-T Got some kind of a. notion that cold sh, ruw hum, wormy` lttuce, green `strawberries and afried cow urn going to satisfy the cravings ofa. man who has just won :1 bet of a dinner on --," buthere Mr Spoopendyke stopped short. l1`TT._ BL , L_L I,,,nH , I I `ll IJIU Illlllla '7! \-lllllbliy |l`\al\| nun Jul-4 !:v.y v-..--. ALL pm-sons c-m-azud in the xnannfmture or us-: of twbaccn, when nerves nra affected there- by, vnl] nd a cure in Dr E. C. \Vest n Nerve and I'.r.uin Trcntnwnt. Sohl by John Woods, l)ru;_vgiat, Agent for Barrie. , --'I`elegmphv is not such :1 very old dis- covery, but it. is a Mm-se-grown one. never- | theless. V` N V, , 1' .. 1!. ..p..- nnr\tIt\L nullluu uuw. llu:m.\* SAT(SFAUT0P.\' -Impure blood and | low vmtlitv are the great smnrrwn of most dis- ` case for which Burdock Blood Bitters is the nnvcilic. S Pt-rrin. l)ru;,r;_rist, of Lindsay, writes that Burdock Blood Bitters give more ueneral sutisfpction than any blood purier in the market. ' ,1 __1 I-_L B- 1.. DUI? llHII'l\UIIo --A Crmnecitcnt um set out last fall to make n. `new dicti(m:_Lr_v. but collected 2,000 words and grow discouraged. ::rI'Illl .1I.17II `In: I `It III IQIAUJI it`-4--9 How much better you look, Mr. S." .Yes, I have gained 32 pounds on H.-x1l a' Iatnrrh f`-lire. Have not felt so well in 20 years. Ithas Innrleacnmpleto cuie and is worth S50n.hottle to any one that has the Catarrlv. Sold by \\'. `C. MCLEAN, Bgxrrio, A 1- 3, L__._1. ._E - L... .-._ ....L ,.-.1-- I/auanuv. u_, u. \Jl ..-v.......-, ........-, --A fence in frr-nt of a house xiot only keeps wild elephants, and buifalos out, but hides the dirt of the front door step. '11 < 1,,_,,LL_ _-__ _ ._.._..L .1:l!`.'.`..n.....- l lllhurlb U:`L'L1-u\11L1. 1\n.unu 1. . marvellous cure for (latarrh, Diphtheria, Can- ker mouth, and Head Ache. With each bot- tle thcre is an ingenious nasal Injector for the more successful treatment of these compluintrl without extra charc. Price 50 cts. Geo. Monkmnn, Barrie; VV. 1?. Sanders, Stayner, wholesale and retail agents. 47-ly. .\lE;\"l`AL depression, headache, and nervous dehility, are speedily remedied by that excel- lent blond-purifying tonic, Burdock Blonk.Bit- hers. The Editor of the Mitchell Rrcnnlrr states, that he was cured of biliousness, liver derangement. nnd sick headache. by the use of this medicine. .~ 4 .o,. g y,` Ul mun Iu\.\AAvIuUn `-'I`hat Connecticut woman who lost her voice by falling) from a chair in her sleep has regained if y falling down cellar in her I widea.wuke senses. ` 1 u 1 -0 , , ,,,,,1_,I Monkmun. ?v"ii'f 'E.?'e"}'m'B'_.'q11i5I3i&aa "I`B_l';c`3;r'i'`;`.'i;:.ttu;;".I:' They are u. blessmg to all mankind, and can he mud for only `fty cents aubbttlg, of G. --_If you-. ask myouug man who wears two wiptch chuinywhat time it is by both his watches he i'a'~quita; certain to grow indig- mmtnand yet `what is his object in wearing both if 119%. to have all the time there is}? uIl'y.IlIl'! IRSEISIIUQ U8 lvll Fll8`Dl'ep8l'8VlOn `E? `Burdock aqd vatpong theipeople. Blood Bitter-5, . as a blood_punfying tonic is worthy-oitho/Vhigh re'Putat:onLit hp: est'oblioh- _r . c II ?!-I - .1 . urn -,v-. v .-v .._.u ..... ........ .4... Ha cambvlof dinner !" '-retortm] Mr Spoopendyke, turning pale around thr- "Iipn. \Vhat, d'.ve s pose: he came for, to be washed ! Wlnu n wash day got to do with it? Think the man can br- soaked in a tub and hung over thr clothes line with a measly wooden pin astride the small of his back ! Well, hr didn't, he came for grub, and you `want to bustle around and goat it pretty livel_\ for him, or I'll begin to serve up things-_ myself before long !V A U Rub I-nu (`cur " vnn\rnur-,Mnr1 `Afr-n lllbl) l*Vl'I_y cu] uuu uuvvu nu vnsv -v-...-... ---If you want to seta man indulge in the mz\i'/my dance. tread on his pet com. A .. - ...... ............,1 :n H; -nnnnfmhn-A nr ' Ill lllll III unnuvu. Mwumv. Amen M1-22:, often lack vigor, this c1n'bc restorcal bv that grmt brain nnd nerve fnml. known as Mack's Magnetic Medicine. [11:11 the ativertisemc-ut in another column of to-dz1y a paper, 'I` ..~....,\.... .\..:..o . QM nn '9, `Wnnhlv LU-(lily H l)ll.[lUl._ -'[`n remnvo paint : Sit on `a freshly nr door, or wash the rosy cheeks ' Hollow y;1<).;in;.n'yjn:7'a&ad `Pitta.-.A` frequent oluseuf outnnd rheumatism in the inam- mnhnrv stab `nf'thd bland. nthnnd with had ' lallulunn LADY BE.\l7'I`lFlEllS.-I.n.llCS, you cannot lnnkc fair skin, .may cheeks, and sparkling eyes with all the cnsmetics of France, or bcautiers of the wo'rll, while in poor health and nothing: will give you such rich blood, Lmml lu-nlth. strength and l)eauty M Hop Bil}- ters. A trial is certain proof. v. . . u _ -1-. ,1. 11...; ...`.....'. ...L....I..- It Lllnbl In uni uu-nu Flwunnt --It is stated as a/fact that many pdple hear best when thciroyes are closed. '.l`h'ink I of" this in church. -- -1 In , 1, I- __:.__._ LL:_ nun uuua uu uuu mu.--.~ SfIII.()H'S CATARRII REMEDY. .......y..ll.xun pun-A (`nu {`.n!-arr-I1 hn|1Hxnr.'1 w A BL;!1SUSING TO ALL MANKIND. Lime grains of wisdom. Little ems o [wit-. May ma 0 yourme mnre useful And cheer you up nbit. , . . . , - - - \I'l ~\..-,-..,-......-.-\.v.n._,.,\_,\,\AA 'hu:I:'r""rAI.l(. u \-o|sJ\/-In u.`.... I L llurlo aulbnu H1 [U I Th~iame,?:;re`p1ied Mr.` spoowndyko, 'nervinghim}f for i!.u(3t-lwrordeul. Did wo.ezb_'th_jticka? Am I to understand thap-wheels` is uozjone little dodgaated 8tlOl__{ 1eft_'0f all that aluent luxurious mess? . `Lift; -_-the, igipenetmble vail of 0|)- acurity"o' the secluded bower of the shrinking sticks, he yelled. as it dawned An ~ `Jun !"f:`:At.`Qvo.`dI.lyl.:1no\bl'l}.' nynn :|\ cl... 2'15 -eeey` `dogmas .1's any,` -new lofig L would a. bm-ch show last? ' ,__ - ............ ...:.'m. ;. '0UlG D0l'('.ll SIIUW luau I ' -Whut is ' there in a. woman which is most suggestive of early death I Ahem her age. ' ' Auswsn11'H_Is QUESTION nu... .1- .... ....-..m m..mh4 we see ardund us. ANSVIER . THIS guns n nun W h_v. do so m--n_v xv-"vole we see arn`ur.~d us, seem in prr="'r tn su{I1.r-and be madwmiaor. able luv Ir.-Ii:-nvion. C-mstipntinli. DiZZ`I*Gv"~E. Lnsn nf,. Avm,-.:Lil:-1, CnIn5v\g.up of the 'Fuo]`,_ Yeriw Skinf when fur 75-cts , we will .1-3&5?! them Sl:i}nij's';_'VIf-:diz >r."u,u':Lra.ut.=.er1 to" cut!" them Gem Monkman, Barrie: W. .B. 'S.'m-1 era, Stayner, wholesale and retail agents. 47~l_\' uG....-....I .....L:o:m.a ~nnHH:-inn: nrn EYE, ouuylncn, IIA|\ILL:|Ia.\. uuu .-..... ..,,-..--. _. V_ -Severn.l ambitious politicians are running for the Pt"esidenc,v- before . there is any Presidency tr)7_run for," pays the Chi- cago Ti-mes. Probably they thmk the road is so long that unless they start now they never will get there. , .V KI-am : I`-`ruld Llgluning - -- - rL_L...--..- ..-1:..:':,... \1.......1n:a I`lI'lSln':I I` I uau. nanu lllg II :-- Is the only instnntmoous relief ?for Nettralgim. Headache. Toothache. etc. Rubbing a few drops briskly is all tluit is needed. `No taking nauseous modicinesv for` weeks, but ope..min. ute's arplication remves all pain `and will prove the great value of Kram s Fluid Lightn- ing. 'l`w.=n1:v ve cents per bottle (3.15 G. Monkmau s Drug Store ' ` . -.7 ,o_._u_ \v-1.... :...........I .m..n.:m; vv.J ......... .... --.v...._, -..-._ -.._... 7 DII !I'I`HERIA---tllZLt terrible scourge of the present duy--attacks chiey those whose vi- tality is low and blood impure.` The" timely use of Burdock Blood Bitters forestalls the evils of impure blood, and sxwes doctor's bills. Sample bottles 10 cents. rm... 'I)L1`...]..1..I.... 'm....... ......I_:....' n... LIIUI-I-llllil ..v...-.. .., -........ _ . --The "Philadelphia `News explains the difference between a newspaper man" and u. journn.list. It says: A `fnewapuper man" is one who has b een writing oditormls for eighteen or twenty years. A "joumu.l- ist. is one who began police reporting about a week ago. _ Z\Il\ITZH TLIRIIEAQIRQ Dr. King'a New Discovery for Consumption. Their unlocked for recovery by the timely use ot this great life Saving remedy, causes thcm' to go nearly wild in its prise. Itis guaranteed to positively cure Severe Coughs," Colds; As- thma, Ha) Fever, Bronchitis, Hoarscuess, Loss of Voice. or any affection of the` Throat and Lungs. Trial Bottles` free at G. Monk- man`sADrug Store. Lnruci3izc'$>1.00. -_--An unscrupulous person contributes ' this . A gentleman went down to Mississ- I ippi (from Tennessee) to prosplct, with u. ` All oven the lnnil ar-egoing into ecstasy'ovcr_ VIGW to imungrating. He happened .to be ` iiftlmt part of the cmintry which _t11e tornado struck`, and was completely carried n.w_a.y with it." -.... gm... gnu`--1---g1-gm gun...- lknom: % Mann: ; GENUINE` 1| vununu an-u run: -nuvnnun-Ana vs: -rr..---....... -- .,._-. ---The Albany Express gives local notice that a. lamp-post in that city is in a dangerous condition and liable to 'fall. The cold winter and the unusually long session "of the Legislature must have been very hard on Albany lamp-posts. h.....m..n.... LL..L L......:Ll.. ..,..v...m-A at Ll. nunnunlus uuntinu, LID JUIIU1-I.` Ian ll: IJIIWHULI on 2 mm `tfh?At"Sp ckl<`WottIa;V was in the pa1`IOt'"vv`9 .i'l1ng"t0'be fed, and `that the cnnzn" nu-A`-uilini > undo 'n'n 'nnn`vn`v nlnlin... w--.---- _ -V._._.... ..w.- w--- V This is beyond question the moat success- ful Cough Medicine we have ever sold, `a few doses invziriably cure the worst cases of Cough, Croup. and Bronchitis. while it s wonderful success in the cure of consumption is without A_ parallel in the.histo1;y of 'medicinc._ Since it's first discovery it has been sold on s guar- antee, a. last which no other medicin: can stand. If you have a_ coughwe earnestly "ask you to try It. Price -.10 cts. 50 cts. and $1 00. lf your. Lungs are sore, Chest, or Back, Lame, use Shiloh s Porous Plaster. Geo." Monlunan, Barrie; W. B. Sanders, Stayncr, wholesale and retail agents. . 47-ly .u(_)uuu.Iuu 3 III u5 uvuuu '-.~\ New Snuth Wale: journal contains` this m1\*+;-rliselnernt : Wanted; a. cultured gentleman capable of milking goats; a. uni- ve_rait.y man preferred. Applications, with tevstimnnhwls as to prociency, to be ad- dressed. etc:, etc. . ` u A - . `, ... 1... xx... -11-... LI..`.. I.....m1. PUTIIIGT KIIUVVU. - `_ '--A Vermont editor wants. to know what | gives color to pure water. We don't know what they generallynse up in Vermont, but down this way it is generally oxnething that is not legally sold except under :1 hcense. BUOKLIIWS ARNIOA SALVE. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcexa, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Totter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corina, and all`Skin Eruptions, and posi- tively cures Pxles. It is guaranteed to give pcrfectsatisfnction or moueyrrefumled. Price 25 (.`ventsper Box. For Sale by G. Monk- _man. l n.rrie.. _ . V 42- .. . rv . . . .. I __ .;['__A1_n lllilll. |)iLI'lIU.. ;- .-llufus l_l:Ltc11. l)cttl31'kIlr>lv;1 as` "Uncle" Rufus, says that he wnuld like to lie editor. .for justtwenty-f_uur lmm-s, of every news- paper in the lmnl. H'm !. If he was the land would be full of mobs trying to wreck x1c_svspa\prr uices. ' - [lap Blur-rs are the Purchtlxmd B0 Blllern I-Iv: r made. 1 I A`___._. I"l ...... 'If..IL I u Luuvuu-V uuvuu '--A Nevada. paper says that: Nine ltenths of the unhappy Inarriages are the result of green hu-man calves being allowed to run at large in the` society, pasture with- out any yokes upon them. They marry and lm.ve-chi1dren before they do _mus- taches. ` ' I ,. ,......... ,.-..... ." ......,.m. . -There is some agitation in certain circles_ on account of wine being charged with`cn.rbonic acid gas. ,We can stand it ; but` what hurts is; the winewe have been getting is charged with a pen and ink, and the gures look as big as A clothing sign on a surburban bulletin. - I on n I ` no 0 p n ` In Uulvun vi-an ~...-........ A cup. -'1'o all whojre suffering from the errors and indiecretione of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c.,' I will send 3`:-ecel B; that will care you; FREE OF CHARGE. isgreat remedy was dis- covered` by a misilionary in South Amenca. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Josnry T. Iruux, Station D, New York4(l`1'ty. v 3 - y . --The New Orlearie Times-Democrat thinks the time has come when ret-class C pie can be made and sold for tencents, but it has, no hoped V that hotel coffee will ever nhnmm fnr |*.hn1hIM:ar. ' urcuscu. Kfllli, Ulh-. Navm Aumw I'r.--Never allow the bowels - to remain in :1 torpid condition, its it lczis to serious results, and ill-health is sure to follow. -Burdock Blood. Hitters is the most, perfect regulator of the bowels, and the `best blood purier known. ' _ A `\r...........4 n:`:lrno umnfu in Irnnw what Ill!!! IJIIIUIH ----- u--.-guy. _ I`hey are compounded from Hops, Malt-t, Bu;hu, .\imulral('e and D.1ndc-lion,--th'e oldest, heat, and most valuable medicines in the world . and contain all the best and most curative pro- perties of a.l1othc~r remedies. being the greatest Blood ,1 urier,;l.iver Regulator. and Life and `Health Restoring Agent on earth. N0 `disease orill lnulth can possibly long exist where these Bitters_ are used, so varied and perfect are their operations. _ "Fhp.v`ui\'e new life and virzor to the azzedl their operations. 'They`give new life and vigor aged and inrm. . 1'0 511 whose "employment cause _ irregularity of the bowels or uriua'ry,organ_s, or who ccquire an appetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Hop Bitters are invaluable, being highly curative. tonic `and stimulating, with- out imsoxicationg V Nn.mn.f.tP.|` wlmt vnur feelings: or svmntoms 1 I `nu unuv nuvunuunuu vvnn uunum;uuIuu.ruo | ` Was it a bet, dear T asked Mrs. Spoopeudyke, opening her eyes in astonishment. If I had known that and you had given me time, I would lmva haul a nice supper for you. I really 6`u:nL._ - LIKE Ulirzdl UJhl\LVLAL\ 11` V LUULNLLLUL ' is the marvel of the Medical World. It never fails -to completely cure Nervous Debility, lmpoteucy, Mental 'l)ep1-essions`, and all dis- eases caused from excesses. The'testimony of thousands can be had by writing VW. C. Mc- Lean, sole agent for Ba1'1'ie. Price $1.00 per box, six boxes for $5.00. If your druggist does not keep the remedy, send to head- quarters and get the medicindby mail. Cir- culars and testimonials on application. 14-3m rnI,_ AIL-,___ 11|_______ __-..... !.'_._I .....L:... | 10 H33, 110 IIUPUU I change for the -better. out innoxxcaniong Nomntter what your feelings: symptoms are. what the disease or ailment is,` use Hop Bitters. Dun t wait until you are sick, but if you only" feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bit- `trs at once. It may save your life. Hun- dreds have been saved by so doing. $500 will be paid for a. case they will not cure or help. Dn not suffer or let vour friends suffer.` but i use and urge them to use mop muers. Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best Medicine ever` made; the `.`lnvali'(l's Friend and Hope. and no person or family should be withoutvthem. ' ' `V n .1 . x1\Y',,_ [mar N AW!] nelp. - Do,not suffer or let your friends suffer,` I mud them to Hop Bitters. ` Rnmnmhnr Hn-n Rittnrn in nn vile. drmmed. . . . . u - . . u. sH|LoH-s CONSUMPTION cum: G AU T:IO%N,! Tun GREAT GERMAN INVIGOI`ATOI'. ~. Ll... .........n1 t\` H... \`lmli..n1 \\7np-L1 If nanni- --j- r `~` '- BKCHQEQFG 0!-`:'l`l:lB l.|-Ill`-ICtK7llUIJu [ {Just try him 1 yelled Spoopeulykc enraged atthe idea of being taken liter- nlly. Just try him and sling in some of the natural grace you always put on at the table I ` Mr. Sp:-cklewottlc-, hm some of this fricaseed petticoat. 7' and Mr. Spoopendyke held- out the logs of his trousers as a woman holds her ski:-t.= and waltzed around the "room. ` Mr > Speoklewottle, have a little of this pouch ed night shirt? Now, Mr. Specklewot tie, do try one of those fried socks, and a slice of the pillow sham ! Dear Mr. S, eoklewottle, pray let me help you [0 :1 piece of this shirt and a pair of stufl'erl cuffs! I made them myself, and Lhouavl: ' they are not us good as-_ that's the way to do it! continued Mr. Spoops-n'dyk-, suddenly concluding his remarks with a war whoop, and presenting: himself bo- fore his wife all out of breath. Think you've got that hill of fine ull right? See your way to u -successful dinneu party now "I" 7 N [`Ln.m n nnnun ....1.l ..L...3 ,L....... ..s..:.... .. ..-av. Excrrap THOUSANDS In ll:-o4n.zo Letton. `is `MA`1ik1::D' .1-nnuuuu; . , -.u auu.-.... I-izssrystv6iiii:is19evsE This Great Hnuschulu Meuxcmc ranks nmongu uu: leathug neccsmriesnt [.=I`e_ V These famnua Pills purily the Blood, and act mo" powerfully, ye! sou|_hmgly, on the J` ..Aa.' 4' qyqq __ Vp v v-g.-v wv----_> ._ ,-,, an`d`BOWI~7l.. airing: mnc. energy, nnd vlgnurw these R761! . MAIN "SI'fUNGS OF LU` I-3. Thu y are con- gilly recnmmendcl an :1 `never f'a'iliug rent edv in all "case: where thr cunsliluu--n, Irnm 'll1J{e\`el C!ilJS`. hns bacixme impaired nr`s'.'cukvncd. 'l`hex,' are wmuierfnllv elllcacinusm all uilmenls in:-id:-nml In Females of 0]; ages, and as n (ii-l.'I~llx`AL FA.\|lL\' MEDlClNE.me umurnused. ` ' , ages, and umurpnpsed, loss memory. universal lnuitud . 1 fin ' baclgdimness of visiomprematurg gge, 113, many othar diseases that lead to insanity or con- '*"ea`3:`:?o :3'3%$E`a'x? i`JI3'm`m`5 ;:,...: 1,, ' mm, The INVIGORATO-R mow atsl per} box, sixb for b all (1 sts, E512? g?! .gaeo!I51'-el; sealetiuggi recelgg 0%? * Y. . . " ` ,,fr;.t_.~cnlmI:Iz.nrugm ' . `;'1.'i|n1mlt.Rf.;'l'n'lulnv.nI.n.` M - 'l`(Jf tnccun: Ul nu-`.1 Lvtgr, Inuu Ancurnn Old Wonz2:2.:;., 52.915, Ulcers; Ii: n'..`r-Inn Iv rnln md - '......`',-u'k!|u?In n .1 `gun IIJ IIUVV P There a some cold shad, down stairs and I think there is a raw ham in the oell_ar," ruminatvd Mrs. Spuopendyke, re garding her husband with a started look of inquiry, as if asking if he thought Specklewottle would . mind the meat boing raw and the sh 1 trie cold. I ` 7 That's what he wants ! howled Mr. Bpoopendyke. Bring forth the shml thut` froze toden.th'in thehouse of Spoo- pendyke! Produce the ham with 8 crumpled horn that milked the shed that dyke !' Develop the measly banquet and 'Iet_joy be unconned ! Ain't ye got any more sense than a. hung hole? Think I'm` going tohring the arigyocracy here to fatten`-on'f_' degid ._eh.. -and live hogs? How {Bug are you going:to'g3let that man sit down stairs in 8. state of starvation? VVhew'a that roast beef Ibmnght home the o_ther ;day_? { u I tmnl, ...`..-.-.4... 41...; -11 ...\-LI.}. .1... :. froze"to death in the house of Spoopem