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\ (f).\' E Y TO . lC~`\ulo- 21! Six pol` ... \ \ I ix . >lo1i:i10r:<). ::s7<),0()r n ".1, ml luwt-,3! n_a. t111.1i..llS1 hAN LNG MILL.-GEO. BALL, Cargentar & Builder. and Manufac- turer of Doors, ashes, Blinds, Monldlngs..&c. Planing of all kinds done prom tly. and satiatio- orn-lly. Factory, John Street. Iyartie. ' D-auzuuu .;uuuL1., vv nun DLLVIS.` ER. House and Land Dralner. returns thanks to the public generally for their set favo and would Inform them thqt _ho is an in the bus ass. and as prompt and Ohllgllllf as over. Orders can be Inn at .\'o. 30. Peel-st, rrie, and they will be prompLl_\' attended to. _ 47-1)`. ' waning of donb pr )VuT'tl-{"53 orlly. are. u. uxuaa, I[\:lV.l.l'J l!'U1VU - to loan on real estate atvlowost rates. Fann- om Notes discounted. Collections made In an part of the County. Real Estate bo In and so! . Conveyauclm; an all its branches. arrlage 1,1- crunoa Issued. Ulfl-`lCE4-O\'el' Canadian Bank of -Commerce. Dunlop-st... Barrie. ~ 4Ely _,_:_. _+.-- r` A `[r1'[,1I' mmxrnrr ltrnr r fini-Iv RIFLESWAND SH01` GUNS.` AMMUNITION, 8:0. ` ' $500 Revvard .. n... ..L.... ............a Inn on`? nnnn Al DR. E. C. Ws:sr's-N1mvs: AND BRAIN 'l`m=:s'r- Micxr; a guaranteed s come for Hysteria" Dizzi- ness. convulsions. its. Nervous Neuralgia. Headache. Nervous `Prostration caused by the use of alchohol or tobocco. wakefulness. Men~ tal Depression. Softening of the Brain resultln in Insanity and leading to misery. decay an ` death. Premature old A e. Barrennesa. Loss at Power in either sex. nvoluntary Losses and Spermatorrhcea. caused by over exertion of the brain, self-abuse or over-indulgence. One box will cure recent cases. Each box contains one. month's treatment. One dollar a box. or six boxes for ve dollars; sent by mail prepaid on ' receipt of price. We guarantee six boxes to cure any c use. With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied with live dollars. we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to re- fund the money if the treatment does not eect a cure. Guarantees issued only by JOHN WOODS Sole Authorized Aizent for Barrie Ont. JOEY` 'IjlIJ.\lUlJ.H BUULVJJIXI, DLVUINE a BOILER WORKS.-H. SEWREY. Manu- facturer or every dosed tion ot-En nos. Boilers. 8 MiH,Gri t Mill,.S I .14 . d Wood- w}_`{zg._1g_,\.on':ne:. . . "` A V. MCVITTIE, D. L. SURVEY- - OR uvd Real Estate . gent, Calgary. N. W. T. Uorresirondence solicits with r. ard to in- \'osLmv:nts n W. Mu-V'I l`j`Ila`. Address Calgary. via. Benton. Mont.a.ua.. L. 8. ` 51ly. T H. LYo 1'~I,` 1'>`Tv``E'1FUND`s loan on 1-ml mum ntlnnvnar rnfnu n-...... Province of Alberta. N. V. l`. A, Hsp.L{'Ts47vEA_LTH 1 I ucaun .5 "' :|nA|n|'-a" l Ii. M: x.` ran! Illll. BBB H1008) 1]. Dub l..l`U&|al.IlUuI. uuuu nun. uuvvv :- Gunranwealsnued Sole Authorized Agent 0. WEST 8: 00.. ole Prom-tenors. Toront.o35(l)nt. Y saw Mm, workgng _1\_ uulan. 1; Lv,uunnD, UJ:`l.1l!i!' UU.N- STABLE,County ot Blmooo. Omoo-Poubo Court,Barrle. . . -~.-vv\,~...\\ vvvvvvvvx .-...~..~v. a.FAuiN|_]'_uR] Parlor sane: Iiodroom IIIITGM < Sideboards. I97 `|'.|I'|s.Q".ei} , ;.-n 1.1.1- -0 n-Itnnhxnr Hlygwuuuruuu --' ___.._ _ Cornice Poles. mdall kinds of-rnmlznrijgd to order by ompotont yvorkmiea. Also ` " K ID:-n A! Oh: IIAIIHAI How Hl_lJAST. Huwngsme urn; 5 Fl? Tlnnan nnrl Y.-`nu! I )!-nlnnr u-nhun.nn.....|... umuiai _M:l8mO__E'L_LANEOU8. _- ., ~, ~.,.. `pas--~uu ()`Sl~iP`II R,0GES: CHIEF con. STABLILCOUBEY of Rlmnm: nm... u..u.'.- frznusl o|.oom:ApvAuoI. - Hm "Ii.-T1:n1E -`Loan and Savings Company; SARRIE FOUNDRY,VENGINE 85 WOR.K8._H, nmwnmv 11--.. ?i1"E"cuLvnwsLL MEDIUM. co., 4! ANN S1'.. New Y -- ___.\.-g. ;Ea o. BALL. Cnrnentnrk nnna... ...a n1.....c..._ s."JoHNsoNT, BARRIE, nu. POR'l`F.`ll of and dealer In nal. no .11! an? Lessons lven in :11 Branches 0! Pain ng. Drawiu . &o.. &c. Terms on app cation. ""%'. ...=.:!. 1':.'.::.*:.;'.'~,;..3;f'" Vol. xxxn. 1[MK"VV`T ionrlulr 13mm 1 : . vs/V-..~avv VURNITURE, 80 ARTIST \.2~.r' H0. ' an Iulpulu-In Inn. | Arm S12. New YORK 40-ly JIM lIUUIx:suu, II xommo gun I nsumc TAcKLE,' PULLAN'Sl l"| .TP|v.ll..l..AN GO TO SEVERAL BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS. THE MERCANTILE FIRE INSURANCE CO" Capital $500,000; Goverhment. deposit made. - I.` U1` U3. [AV V IIIU Inn) IA` _v5\nut\ _ ' l7VV,Vv|I Security. Prom t Pa ant`, and Llbenlity in the adjustment o its are the prominent features of this Company. Anuauv V. lsvvyvl, `any. n. u. an-n vuuu, III. Instirancee affected at Moderate Rates of Pre~ mium. Dwellings. Churches and Farm Proper- tlos insured at Specially Low Rates. G. F. 0. SMITH, . JOSEPH ROGERS. Res`.-Secy.. Agent. Pollue Court: 12- Montreal. Barrie- Cibiml 82.000300: deposited. with the Govern- . ment at Ottawa $100,000. South Side of Collier Street, opposite the ' American Hotel, Barrie. Iljwy " aaz:vEEyI1v"m:1;;i ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES. l'|Il`I'l'lW. AT THE HUGE I W] VIII` I I I. ICU U. ' Cwimgvol Re-iwuuranoe Reserve, - - `$1,060,424. Lane: in St. J oIm a Fire, T - $180,009.00 All paid in two weeks after re. `Also Agent for the Commercial Union hunt- nnoe of London. Capital. 132000.000. L7-ly. Agent at Burie. O. T. LOUNT. tees.-secy.. Agent. rouue Uourt: Montreal. _..__.___.____._.._____.j._. JAMES SCROG`G IE ,` GONVEYANCER, COMMISSIONER IN 13. R. `Rum unsunfci comm" 1| ASSETS: $25,000,000. I hzhllltlnn INVESTED FUNDS - - over O30.000,000 FUNDS.INVE8"l`ED IN CANADA - 900.000 GAAu-lL-u {I-4-vuuunb Bacnnnnf anal III`;-Ilbn 2-. (1 Eu ...TFmu `Lf.L1~isi1)_Ai;o- l'1||\'ll'l.`lII._tl...l\......0-vnI\J-nnnn linnvun onum noun) or pinto-rona : Hon. Henry Starnemchau-man: Thou. Cramp, Esq.. De .-Chairman; Theodore Hart, Enq.: Anguls C. ooper. Esq.: E. J. Bnrbeau. Eaq. fun-unannna nanon at xtmim-.9- Dnona nl Dun, I (Loon Ln. spec, vvv,vyv. Has the Largest. Surpihs of Assets over Liabilities of any Fire Insurance Company in the world. Ram Moderate, Losses Equltdbly and I Promptly Adj~ustc_d. JAM as sowlmos, Anrnnt at Ban-la. ' 1l'1l'J I. nunu LA r Lxuy um Du -nan v.|a COMPANY. of London. England. Estab- lishod 1782. _ Barrie; sepmx. 1878 THE IMPERIAL INSURANCE COMPANY. Established 1803. Capital $11.0 .-0.000. For Fire business only. "l`l'.ll`4' 5UVlSiI5oI`J1ULV LLVDuJ.a;.1v;-4 . COMPANY. Insure: all kinds of Propert _md Private Dwellings. Over $100,000 deposite with the Government. TEEE. I.` :.I. lI.\JIJ.I. LLVDUIVLILVUEJ unva- 0 ER and General Agent. Real estate bought and sold` Collections made In any part of the county. Money to Loan. Oioo-Bothwelrn lglqok. opposite the Railway station. 15313.11`:-le. nu ' ' Y-I ARTFOR-D FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. ESTABLISHED rx 1810. ASSETS. mu. I. am. - 33,353,331 John All nah` In turn wank: Affair an - moon Ont. `|l`/ ll. L'\.}I\alJ lJI.\.'.l'JL`L)lJl.LI Q\J\J LT TI:>>HCI~:l1rox-Lhecuunty of Sixncoe. Orders ml at mu .~\m`.\.\'c1-zorco will be 1-ompvtly at- ~*u'1-d U). and information will e furnished |.Lr?u-nr~qI1iI'iI1 Mr. F'oro'sservionn. as tough h"'hIl(1 luznrwlf 1601) mxxaulted. S8368 taken at WI"-`~1u:mn.c\ur3body. AGENT. FOR THE FOLLOWING OOMPA_N|E8: THE PHCENIX FIRE INSURANCE Hahnr` 1 lR2. I .---- . r HE `QUEEN INSURANCE COM- PANY. Capltal$12._000,000.> OFFICE: 0ld_ P. 0.,` Buudiiug. 0gmer or_ canker and (`nun Rtruh. , ruwn/5' uloawmoa, uya nnwa, apongca, Choice Perfumes, Gomba, Bruahca, Toilet Soaps, - Or Anythllig that is usually kept in I nut-class . Drug Store. PHYSICIANS PRESCRYPTIONS CAREFULLY AND AOOURATILY PREPARED Luge >3tock'ot,. MADDEII, INDIGO AND OTHER DYE 8TllFlf'8 ALWAYS ON HAND. , TRY THE "Belt; 'l`00'l'll POWDER ! Aii3X.MORROw, ITTIE % nomuluu many W. '1'. B;rk_er-[Go., Ageht-for the following Insurance Compnles: ` 1'1` H. .- i .. ..;I [TH E'I5+i5gR MAoY| '--a sun'- Patcnt` Medicines Dye Smfa 9 Choice 1 erfm;t.e.a. Uomba. }f1,"ll.;hr1:ong, nu} nkingth pull! ` of name uuiwxoinx 1 {Eu um-.1 mu-onagebeatqwod upon _mm 1? tr: In thanking the zmbllobot Burris and -vxounw tou- the liberal patron _ bestowed him in `the past, begs mutate t he has at condor:-able ex ::;`:';.`:a$`:a'.`:`3. n...e`f' g.;';.`.:'.:::*:`,.b " 1:-. GI . BE.'VVN',` I . LE'.,"V\.._,\_ I`. ` _ - nenvm1%mx?auo tl?h3`$1w`}:'."w`h hm` T .*r%hmv-nd337*"!*!!;e:v9,.= 95 A- G6!!!`-I1 \Ir Ivu-stun:-rs-- --y- ____ __ OFFICE AT THE 7 POST OFFICE BUILDING, BARBIE. 25-17 JAU33._.3DWARDS niiliffl D R -. ....u;;uu,UUl`J|C\1\7UUU ' 1' I S` . will be at his office at the Court Home, T!1zfx(')r(;e. every Saturday. ftesidence and IMO`, Cookstown. V . v [' IVE RPOOL & LONDON dz GLOBE I -naunn A un-nu nriun A uv I ' - `F"'-""FV"""T?.r."tv1.---- ...__. Y . "F`RIDlIuox:.nnowx THE ABOVE ALL BTOCK OOMPANIEB. L V IJILVL \J\I.IJ `II uIJ\I&` J.I\.IL` \l INSURANCE COMPANY. LIFE AND. FIRE. "CITY OF LONDON, ENGLAND, HE ROYAL CANADIAN FIRE AND MARINE INSURANCE oommmv. " uusunAN6E;" " ` ' B. HOLT, `INSURANCE BROK- ` ER and (lanai-AI Aonnt. Rmxl nntntn hnnuht OFFICE AND RESIDENCE : LEADS THE VAN. :)u-. ['/.l.\I.\1ERT)I ANT,"DENTIST, 1 mm v1sluhu1'u1low'ng 1a.cesevery`m0nth-: 1w:\1~. I`_\.\'UlTl.~H{l12.\'E -.(a.y5. June 9, July . Aux. L 3:; ut; H. ()I:t.,6. Nov. 3. Dec. 8. V\'Yl~.`Hl{Il)`H~Z Poronoon of May 4. June: 8, I luix 01. ,\m. . Li. .`e[:L.>7, ()I:!.. 5. NOV. `.5. Doc. 7. uxnl -\ \`u Anvrnoon of .\`[a.y 1. June :1, July i Opposite Railway Station, Dunlap-sf. SOVEREIGN INSURANCE \tn A xvv `lnmu-An All kinds of Pl`0D6!'tY INSURANCE 1-. ;\vv u-.o.n.u.h.a mm, Cnnltal CALL AT \. THINGS. AND A DROP OF INK G [UPON A THOUGHT MAY PRODUCE THAT WHICH MAKES THOUSANDS THIN K."-Brnou. inseam} 0: E. vuuaiu, Mnuonx. Bar%rie. 0n ta.rAi%o,4 Thtiraday, March 22,1883 Luvvnnua, `Agent. at Barrie. In I-an U , Mnuomc. [ml-1131! SWAN. A'UcT[01EERE ........- m......... ..n.;u'nn- I V. Ix I name 51-ly.` [ICU UUIILULV UIIII CHI Hull; uuuu It JUU I `So I will, Charles, if-you ll pay for 'em, said he. ' ` Go right along,` I said; ` I ll pav if you nish the dish. nu nAvAr nltnnnn nnltil Inn hurl ngtma l_lIUlIUl'. ' `- Why. I was sittin in the Astor lunch b_ne nigh_t,Jmd in came Dolph. He walked up to the bar and took a drink. There was a-big dish of hard boiled eggs at one end of the bar, and he began going for them. He picked up an egg. cracked it. on the bar, picked the shell off, and ate `it. But he didn t stop; he ate zmotherand an other, until he had swallowed five. I was watching him, and it made me real mad to see him so greedy. So I said: ` Dolph, you had better eat `em all, hadn t you '1 `Qn I win. Charles. if-vnn II nnv fnr '.-am you UIIIUIL IAIIU Ullll. . He never stopped until he had eaten twenty-ve more. He then took a drink, ate an oyster stew, a plate of crackers, and nished the dish of eggs. There were twenty-three more. Fifty-three eggs was what he ate, and they had the cheek to charge me ve cents apiece for 'em-just $2.65 I was out. I never spoke to Dolph again I wouldn't associate with him after that. -Thc Gastronomer. A LOOK or nun me): A BALD HEAD. That genial fellow,` John L. Thomas. of Baltimore, tells this good storv about the Great Co.nmoner of Pennsylvania: Wheul was in Congress 1 used to be a. freqixenter of the room of old Thad. Stevens. One day, while talking together, "a visitor enter- ed unexpectedly. She was a tall, raw- bowned woman, with ox-`bow spectacles on the bridge of her nose,` and A bulky green gingham umbrella. She handed. Mr. `Stevens 3 card with the words, Abigail Meechsm. Kennebunkport, Me. : and said: nu T have H-In linnnr nf hnlxnlinn Hun LPUID IIIU UHF UK V5.00 I, _ No, Murphy; how was, it 3" said the l_1stener. l. IITI... `I ...-- ..:L|.2..! .'_ LL- A _L_, I , I I01` U0 U8 IIUIIIUU. , Thank you, no, was the reply, " but I wish to say. sir, that in my quiet home down East I have heard of your glorious efforts in behalf of the emancipated slave, and I have travelled hither, air. to ask the privilege of shaking your hand. She shook it; Now, sir, I have one more privilege to ask. It is a souvenir of this interview. I wish to take home with me, if I may be so bold as to ask, a lock of the Great Common- er : hair. nu 7l1l...A '....... 0....-. .........'...a. ...,..... ..... ILLUSTRLATII-VG HUMAN AND ANI- ' MAL NATURE IN HUMOROUS PHASES. Did I ever tell you how Dolph Jgkeg beat me out of 82.651 ? ' NA Mnvrnhna In-nu nun: :6 1" nn:4: LL- DU. LIIBUUUUH IDLUVUIIB, Ul I Ul.lIIHyL\uIIHL Somewhat embarrassed`, Mr. Stevens ac- knowledged his identity, and asked his visi- tor to be seated. ` u 'l`)....\l ...... nn " u-.. 4.1.}. ......1.. 1.... `Lltgurthctu gaiiihf I9 ISSUED er a nun`. . Qld Tlia.d.'was fora moment more em- barrassed than I ever saw him before; then he smiled faintly; he put his hand` to his scalp.-lock and, lifting his brown wig bodily, laid it upon the table, leaving his pate as bald asjn billiard ball. There is every hair on my l1eaad,'msdsm; make your own choice of a1ook. .` ' \T.....1 :5 Ln ...I.ln'.I that L1... \-l'..1...-. ....\....... CHUICU U! H IUUIM . ' Need it be added that the Maine woumn did it ?-PhiladcIpln'a Press. THE nova nu; nor ALL nun. Acouple of young hoodlums played a clever practical joke for nearly` an hour on Washington avenue, just above Seventh" street. One of them had a sack, apparent- ly.full,'restiug on the sidewalk, with his hands grasping and closing the mouth. As a gentleman . passed the boy would say, Please give me a lift. Mister." "` What have you got 7 he was asked. Coal. Ifm ..b_x-inging it home to my xnothei-. .' When the gentleman swooped to raise the suck a full-grown boy. concealed in it, sprung out witha y'ell,that usually made Hun nnnt` Rnmnritnri inmn hm-.lr A nhan m- leeulluul. IXUUUUUIIUKPUTD, LVIU-I uuu Hula; Do I have the honor of belxoldxng the Hon. Thaddeus Stevens, of Pennsylvania. Qnmnwhnln nmhnrrnnnnd` Nfr Rtnvnnq nn. sprung out wun B yyLI`uuuo usually Iuuuo the good Samaritan `jump back a Vetep or two. Even gentlemen who were escorting ladies to the theater were taken -in by`the nnnAI.I:l\lV fnnnn nfthn hnv: mun}: fn u: (In- 18.11163 I0 (rue Iauuuwr wan: pmwu 'n|- uy um up sling tones ofthe boy, much to the de- lig t of a number of companions who were concealed in a doorway near the boy, and who took 5turns at the bag.-St. Louis Poet-Dispatrh. ' A van. rinrxaupm bun nun`. The first group of passengers that enter- ed the men's cabin of the Jersey City ferry- boat New Brunswick, just before her ten minutes to 12 oiolock trip from New York yesterday morning, saw is well-dressed and very serious looking man bending over a coarsely clad man who was bent far for- ; ward in a. sti' `posture, and seemed to be ' about to fall upon his head on the oor. M Na`: rlmul, oannmnn !" nit!` thn unri- Three wet grocers sat and counted their gains And their empty kegs, as the sun went down-- ` They had gotall the beats and net: and chains, And every bedstead there was in town. Said gne, Let s divvy with Wiggins-I think .. _ _ We had ought tax pay him-in cradles or drink- I)..& ......A L..- A... .1... 1.-- nu _.--_:_ m . weep. ' - Wliile Wiggins and Fate and the Tempest I eep, And we'd like to keelhml Wiggins 1" Three sh wives sat up in the lighthouse tower Nursing their wrath as the sun went down; Each vowed that Wiggins h&=l stolen her dower, Or nnwnml hnr fllininnn `xiii-nun`: ILA L.-nu- about 0 tau upuu uul uqwu uu was 1100:`. He's dead, gentlemen !" said the sari- on: looking man. He's cold and nti`. I found him here just as you see him. Our : any oneiuvgost whut ought to be done 7" ' `[!.....'.lmA `uh: nun: II `In -nnlris nnnn n one r He re'atedhis oyog. n he spams, upon a lithe sud nervous llttle Irishman in over- I N-);.V`I fotmdhim here just-u you see him, gentlemen. and I- ~. r " Dit van veel him. if he fond dot some ' nuns; m.;. ii3i4i:iIZA. w. E H |H\\\'\' H:-nnpinonr _Il`.rn,nHnnt not-nvnvnn. nualneu, mu 1- _ . Dit you veel him, If he ton got hulaea yet I1mtt.y'l.a German tyuck girivqr inquired, at the game time puttmg his own v nmandtinninh) aracutinn. Poor veller ! |nqI1ll'0(I, I! ma lune tune puwlng nu own ' : suggei_ti`onA into etocution. Poor 1 heghmells choost u if he Von trunk hun- it calm: to don ." A . `t | Bate his me," said the _In_nhnnn, `housed intolndden sud energetzc xntqxggat - _ inthocue.. V ~' tc1'.t.'.......I Li... L... nah! Mm mnnnn I seven emenrmms mas: ' nun in the ovnlTa:`_7;?7'i1 In the cue. _ _ 2 u 1._fo_nnd him 11`;-9," ga_1d the sermon m_nn.,to some newcomers, Just as 70 89!? lum, and_-;-.-we- . - , . 1 V " wuut said th` I! you soy that again! dubgyvg `oi-ad", }7`mi1!!1".h `- Y {ieinr g}:-65;;; ` 1! ;e=-:-'. 1`?"*`*P Q91] `you nbo ut1', - *m.-;`V V II: -Ju-unvw VVIIAI Gnu Vuiuvvia uy nu IQUWII - I behind him and rtruck him in the back an . hard as he could drive. The J udge's back; was two feet and: half wide, and he simply looiged u-ound with snmilo of and as V: - V Whst are yonv1oiz,`:g.'Wi.1kino; what '1'm=g;ghtin',- ma Wilkins-with 9.` 32'"-.'T n ,-'b Wi!kin. .'~ith " in E5 in-ted u.nyvya'i!-":6" `.3399? h1;l_iNl_BJ`lnd`h0fJd8P JFit nut on,_ 5. fato,Oih1lyoI.` om ac . mac " 7,`'W|1Ih1II]5b i5h`, -Bill 'p."-**"` : 3 Shun, if he : dead, the Irishman re- Ii A ,_ -ye may jrollbepuzxlod fwhat to warns DIDN'T Assoctna wrrn Hm. wlaaius AND -inn" `mass - nag-lens COUNT? OF SIMCOE GENERAL ADVERTISER. W And 1: e sooner it's (war the sooner to ihann - 7 . (,\/1 n . - (.`.\RT!lY.J kn Ilarrira, om. .. . \(`.(u `H. ul'lllK` But good-bye to the but till mornin ! (10 W8!` .-Fpawn ed her fun -nitore through the town. or idler: will drink, though their women ween. WIVO down; m n tfnu-m' ueup ; But we'd like to pm-bdil Wigginl :" an n r `ETEETJET anon: yuan H xgiun was us no arown. - men can't wot ,' though women may 70013. To show you that oysters have sense, I will tell you what I have seen a hundred times. I have stood behind a tree on Ust Island. in the -Mississippi Sound, many a moonlight night, and watched the oysters when the tide was out, and those near the spit were either partly or entirely "out of water. The island is full of raccoons, which skirmish around all night looking for soft-shell crabs, fish and oysters, "The oyster opens his shell to air himself, or maybe to catch unwary mosquitoes or sand- -flies, when the coon, who is on the lookout, SIl0nkS up behind until he is near enough, and thrusts his paw into the shell. ` Very often the oyster is extracted. so quick is the I 'c.on's movement, but sometimes the coon gets the worst of it. If the oyster is any ways y, and manages to hear the `coon creeping up, he waits until the paw is thrust in, and then clamps down upon it. You know what a grip an oyster has. The coon, of course. is fast caught in it Steel trap, you might say. .But if it is a single oyster and not strnn'.gl_\' imbedded in the bottom, the coon pulls it out and hops oil` to a tree, where he pounls the oyster until the shell is broken, and leisurely feasts upon it. His paw is sore. but_ he has been successful, and he is satised. If, however, the oyst- er happens to be one of the cluster fast in ` the bottom, the coon would be in a bad fix. I have seen at least fty slick . old 'coons caught in that way and have to spend the night in the oyster bed. When the tide began to rise and they saw that they had to get away or drown, they would gnaw off their imprisoned paws and hobble away on three legs. When the water got high the oyster would spit the paw out. l. ve picked up a thousand such pa\vs. -Chicago Times. HOW (IREELY ACCURATELY LOCATED HADES. 1 zdiepoeition. They hardly ever get mum! '| 9 I ve Zeeen these puny fellow: who could` knock a y 033 well, get furiously mad and; - a buckle up to 9. man twice his size. Una of '`them sort got mad with Judge Hnlnmondi E . while he was making a speech against him` ,in e_ justice court, and danced up and down I behindhiun I! eould Judge : J two feet and; and helnilnpiy :11-f:0`:O.all0l_lnd IIU Hlilll. '7 VV [lulu cuuuge I _ I looked at him with surprise and told him that I had put down a quarter on the counter. The man said I was mistaken, but my friends. who saw me put the money vlown, told him that I'had tossed twenty- tive cents on the bar The fat German wa< heard to mutter something shout `dead- heats and I was beginning to get my lrish up. The monkey was apparently taking in the situation and I thought his jaws looked a little swoollen. ` I ll bet that monk took that quarter, 1 said to myself. Walking up to the animal I just gave him a tap behind the earand he spilled 82.50 in silver change on the bar. The boss ap- peared to be dumfounded, and as we went out he was heard to remark that he would bet his life that the bar-tender John had trained the monkey and that he must be working the cnsfomers as well as the draw- er. but the combination was spoiled."-N. Y. World. . I are atandiu` wid yer mouth: open an` yer brains running away. Hall on, now, "till yez'l1 see fwhat Oi ll dn." Rfnrn nndhair vnn Kn!-n aw knew`: on` L5- ' ARcH|1`:'c1"s'_: "w\`.\+:I'>\f, .\[uV_I'I"I`I.l5`..& H01.- \ u. \.:n..,.u H I. ~`.uu-vnvnrn` Vain- |ul|3lS!'IlH- Fwhere wur yez a-takin me '1 the man inquired. " To the Morgue," a. deck hand replied. Be jabers thin, yez'll plaza turn about an lugme back wanst more. It s t-o.Nevr- ark Oi want to be carried.--N. Y. Sun. Along with two friends I went into a beer saloon on Third avenue. Ivcalled for three beers and placed a quarter on the counter. A monkey. was scratching his ears at the end of the bar and blinking his eyes at the"boss. My friends turned aroundvto admire several ornamental the- atrical bills `on the walls and I 'oined them When we were `ready to go said to the saloon keeper : ` Where's my change?" He said ` What change 1 " T lnnltarl at him with mu-nrinn n-nrl Onlri Shortly after the passage of the Four- teenth Amendment, a. movement in which 1\Ir. Greeley had taken considerable inter- est, a. large darkey who had called several times at the Tribune oice came into Mr. ,Greeley's private room, while he was busily engaged in writing. Now. it there was any one-thing that was well understood . around the Tribune oice it was that Mr. Greeley was not to be interrupted" in the midst of his thought. When he was. seen to be busy, with his f-ce close down to his paper, and his pen running rapidly from left to right across his sheet, no one around theoice had the hardihuod to `speak to him . But this colored gentleman marched straight up to _his elbow, and with a large gold-headed cane under his arm, and a. line brosd-cluth coat buttoned close around his breast, he broke right in -: . T nnv, Mr. (3!-nnIuv_ T Hunuohf. T` wnnlrl yet 11 we nvnau U1 11 an. ' More pedhr you bot-0 dar back of his neck insite a leedle vater, the truck driver suggested. _ V . ' Is that so 3" Dutchy 7" the other in- qnired, an fwhere did yo him that? Whishts now, doan t. be ta:-kin too much, yous. Here. Dutchy, take him be the fate an m6 at d'uthor end, an we'll----" _. 'l"ln-an dnr-Jr hunt`: Inf. :3: I-ninnfn nu-hm! nu ma an an uouur uuu, an We u--- ' Three deck hands at this minute pushed the others aside and carried the rigid form of the boat and intoztho ferry house. - Just as they were depositing their burden on the oor, one ot the stiff limbs ac nu-ed sudden suppleness and a foot was p auted in the stomach of a deck hand. while the rest of the man displayed equally violent symptoms of vitaliti, The deck hands dropped him so that e fell with 3 thud. " 0 0-0 2' said the deck hand, whose vest had been struck. ` cl n-L!- ..L....-L ....L T ..... .4:_l-:_._ n __:j Hill UUCU BlTLIUK- ` Dot a choost vot I We dinking." said the truck driver. "He is alifo like der- tickenz" 1: `l3__L__.- _.;_ ___ _ L_L_'_v _,- an LL , Ufiilllv, 116 UFUKU Tlgll Ill '2 '. I say, Mr. Greeley, I thouszbt. I` would l call and talk with you. ssh. about advising the oullud people to study de sciences. Mr Grnnlnv'n fang nnanrnn n nmn-or UUU UUIIUU. PUUPIU DU uiuuy U 36160063. Mr. Greeley`: face assumed 3 nearer proximity thud ever to the paper he was writing on. and his hand kept going act-nu it from` left to ght with greater rapidity than before. . The cheeky freedman was not tn be put out of time in thin way. He therefore spoke again, and. in a. slightly louder tone of voice thah before : IS I cl...-......LL T ._....I2 -..I- .....- 3` L- --_ uuuuu pepplu up Iuluy tuna sciences. ' [ Still the greet editor wrote on. On the I lay laid .dov'vn hi; pen, and looking up hasti- ly, exclaimed : - ' n Awnv! an fn 11....` I an Anne- third repetition of the remark, Mr. Gree- V lUlluUl.' IUIIU Ul V0100 WIIBII DCIUFU I _ `V` I thought I would ask you. he can- tinned. to write an editorial ad vismg the ` cullud pepple to study the sciences. | still thn ornht iulitnr wt-nth nn n Hun . V *` '- I uU?\"l` J; LUU`.\"l`, BARRISTERS, I .\ mrnc-ya-at-Imw, Solicitors In Chancery, , _ r, u.~.- llIlnlop.'~!lrc et.Barrie. Suocessorsto ml;U:~I1r'n|f)f Huulmn l.oI1m,Boya 8: Stewart. v. nmm, ut. U. W. Lnunt. 7 Ly, excmlmeu 3 ' v . Go away ! Go to h---1 ! _Go over into New Jersey, and go to rniung pota- toes !" '5 W" I`.h:e colored nun didn't trouble him any - more._--Oleiaeland Loader; _Mu|clo don't Ina.k7:nybody.V belligerent. {On the contrary, it in a. law of mture that! gthe moat muscular men are the kindest in A NEW KIND OF SAFE DEPOSIT VAULT. WILKINC WAC FIGHTING COOK-CATCHIDTG OYSTEEB. L33` fall," said Brasher Gardner as he gazed down upon Elder Tnots in a. paralyz- ing way, I madetamue remarks upon do aubjick ut charity. .[t.seems that my posis bun was misunderstood, an7 dis eveniu' I hope to make it plain.` - - _ . no Pvnnd Rnnlr nnnnlrl nf nhgritv it LIUpU lU IIIHKU ID puuu. Do ,Good Book speak: of charity a thousand times, an` it big sheer of de people Hove dat do word as used in do Bible means 6211: we) mus open our purses to do poo` ! In do fust place. I airnestly believe _dat do charity of do Bible means ,1orkin lightly upon do faults of our feiller-men. It means dat we must oberlook, excuse nu` forgive. Charity coverebh a multitude of sins ! Does dut mean 9. loaf of bread passed outer de- kitchen doah to a beggar, or doc: it mean dot he who oberlooks do faults of others shall have some of his own condoned ? I hold to do lntter; ` an... 1... .... ..,1...:;'.i..'L,a.. ,.x.'....':... A: .a,. If l'lK'lD lull M3!` Elly Illlill l||l' If lIlUK[Jla Our public charities am so many frauds upon taxpayers. De 825,000 raised by tax in Detroit falls into do hands of peonle who have no bizness wid one shillin` of it. It goes to drunkards an idlers an pretenders, who make it a. duty to live upon charity from one _v'ar to annder. I defy do most. ardent phihinthrupist in dis kentry to show me -one case whar` a city poo fund dealt, nut. to paupers has lifted anybody above axin',agin. De city which raises de mnas' money has de moss` paupers. Figgera prove it, an` yet philanthropists won't admit dat it proves anything. Tm}. H19 ufsu-P. nut f.n-mnn-nw an Run 35 1-LU |"L Wlllllu Ully wuuu, Ll`llll' U1" Ulllblllllg. He who gives to a tramp encourages loaferism. thieving an a. dnzen crimes. We who uivna 9n :1 nuns nr wnmnn nhhz MONEY TO Lghb. 7 ` `n\*z:v LEN1) VON REAL .- ......`.. -.:a......w-nnm inmrnnL_ LENNOXEI LlUl|l" Uilf In _ In twenty years America has raised up a class numberiu tens of thouszmds who shirk work, who make saloons pay, who have doubled the number of police and jails an prisons---who steal, rob and ravish-- who infest street corners an prowl frew alleys--who add nothing except to illiteracy an" vice, 'an she has raised `em up by her system of mistaken charity. Philanthrop- ists "may squirm an women make wry faces,` but" do preachins of do one an desympsthies `of do odder have made do word charity synonymous wid Vice and Wickeness. Let us now assault do usual progrmmny." 1 IIUIU LU UV Illrlvrc , ; > , But let us admit dab rle clmrity of do Bible means nidin dc poo . If I aim ton nhillings :1 din` an work in cold an heat an` rain-if my wife economizes an? 1 am keer- ful-if we go sldw an dress widin our means an` manage to lay up a few dollars. what man or woman _on airth has do right to tell me dat I mus pass any Dart of my savin`s out to people who am p0u' frew their own fault ! Whar' I have worked they have loufed. What-' I have pinched dey ham squandered. What` I have denied myself dey have cut loose wid n free hand. Thu- nm nnf. an nliln hninrl mun n ulllltn UHF ll IJFIIVVU lIy'1lIlllgu Let me start out to-marrow an ban 85 each to 100 solicitors of charity an` how many would have :1 dollar left by night. At. least half would spend 1:, portion for beer, whiskv or tobacco. and not twenty of do I--t would buy wood, -mr or clothing. I "A who aiven tn 2. frnmn nnnnnv-.u7rn IUHIBTINILI, l4H|CVI."g ll 3 UUZUII UTIILIUH. He who gives to a. man or woman able to walk do streets am a. supporter of vice an` idleness. ' ll`l\_;`_ ___L__' Y _L__! ___ -._ _ __,, -23, , {ill IUIUIIUIN. _ I)a.t's whar' I stain on on rle one side of dequeshun of charity, an each passin' day turns up somelhin to convince me (let I am correct. But nowhvslrhiom do I feel fur, an" to whom kin I ozivel If I assist an" able- hodied man to aim his own broad (lat am charity. If I kin prevail upon a. father whn am wastin his money in drink or at cards to put it into his family. dnt am charity. If my poo naybur loses his horse I have a 85 bill fur him.. If he loses a. child I have ten. If he breaks a._ leg: or an arm l ll sheer my meat an tater: an wood wid him until he kin work agin. If a. father falls sick an has nufn ahead my kind 0 charity Chips in fur a. sl1ake~punc to pull him frew; If_a. stranger comes among us an am ill let us make him well. If re or flood devastate a. section, let us senci_ relief. If a. wicldor am left helpless let us ll her coal-bin an our-bar`l. UL] UUUULUIIUU DU IIIB 13W 5. , That such an exodus is really expected to some day be advisable. is evident from the fact that Ayoetle Thatcher was for many months in the City of Mexico nego- tiating the purchase of a large tract of land in one or more of the Northern States of our sister republic. The long delays at- tending that purchase were attributed to the difficulty of securing satisfactorv gnar- anteee from the Mexican Government to exempt the Mormon colonists from prose~ cutions for polygamy. How it was nally arranged has not been made public. but I am informed the purchase was made over a year ago, and that since its conclusion: Apostles Snow, Young and other high church ocmls have visited the land and declared it suitable for their purposes. Since their return preparations have been made for the colonization of the country, and Bishop Christopher Layton. of Keva- ville, designated (or rather called by revels- tion) to conduct the prisoner colonists thither overland in the spring. And it is soidmeveral thousand families will be called at the April conference of the Saints. -Cor- respondenoe Chicago Inter Ucean. . IHJHUII IIUJ IIIIVU Ullll IUIIBU WILL II ITUU Hallu- Da.r am not an able bodied man in America who can't aix snicient to board. clothe and `schn-al a family uf six and send his wife to church on Sundays. Dar am not a. wirlder in dis kentry who can't siruv at least a dollar n. day at same 'occuDzLshun.. Dar am not an orfan who has do shadow of a right to ask any man fur a nickel. n1Ir nlihlin Al-nu-ina turn an rnnnu franc`: To-1,2 MORMONS 1'HlNKlNG`OF MIGRATING 1'0 MEXICO Ever hoping for the danger of Federal `interference to be permanently shut 01!` by the admission of the church to State sovereignty, the exodus of the polygamists is indenitely de1nyod--delayed until either Utah is admitted. or the government insists on obedience to its laws. NVL_L ..'....I. .... ....-.l.... 1.. .....-H.. ,._-_-A-.I : It was only two or three years ago that the owner uf a grist mill on a creek in New Hampshire, having` a. capacity of about `fteen barrels per day, entered themill one | morning and said to his son : u 1.... I ..- 5...... n.:..1.:.... vv MEMORIAL CARDS! " DIIU ll Fllllv. We are all grinding toolmuoh. `K We are." If we grind leu our the market will Vetitfen up and prices will advance. '\ 'l'hnf. n it, flat` - vnnr hour` in an Inna @- IWIIIUYI up HP PTICUH WU! HUVIUX. V "` '1'hqt s 11:, dad ; your head in as long as a. mill nee. V mm. ....m ...-- -1...` .1-.. 2-.. 2...- _-._u__ D llllll KW-70. - The mill was shut down-for four months, and at the end of that time our was just 1 as plenty and the price was no higher. I John. `.171! hnnn " -ah-` `Inn (J3 as plunny uuu ule price was nlzner. " John, I've been thinking, said the old men as he concluded to start up again. " Of how we missed 1t 1" I Exactly. Y_ou see my idea ohhuttiug - down was all correct , end 'c_a.lcnlated to . leeeen the supply and increase the demand, ' nn_d_I' couldn't. think vyhat in Halifax was - the m'u.tter.- -I've gather now-."` * I ~ 9` What 1" ` 3` V-Vi-y: "int about the time we shat down I tyoy must ve Itattad up two or three new I11-banal- milk (nr in `Tu-mnnnt. and way mun nnvo up two or tnreo nix-barrel: mill; _oyer in Va:-mount. pnd honoejho market contipued overstocked ! ' -A--Waull Ncwa.` IUI th- ano. onaouesgou GHAMTY TWO on `runs: New ones IUTIIIIIK llllu I81 (U Ill! IOU I John, I've been thinking." Van. tlul." 1 ea, uuu. Flour in too low. She in that." It `If. -.... -1! .....'...I1. ' VVIIIF1 " Why, 'is t hm: Ilhll nun -.-Q1! can in-n nu knnn many No; 12. Whole No. 1613. `DYNAMITE FIENDS AT WORK! I IN LONDON . LONDON, March 16.`--A terriuc gas ex- plosion occurred in the Local Government [ Board uicos in Westminster at9 o'clnck 10- f night, destrnymg much property. The re port. was heard in the House of Ooxmnuna, and cruised alarm. The concussion was` so great th9.t_it shook the side galleries and re- 5 porters gallery. Being dinner hour, few ! members of the House were in the Hall. 3 The Duke of Edinburgh was in the Peers` 5 gallery and seemed alarmed. The speaker forthwith rang the bell and asked the cause of the alarm. No one was injured. The ; wildest rumors are aoat. The report re- sembled the dischargo of an 80-ton gun. T;A'l`F'.!l --Tl: in nnw In-Iinvnrl Hm menlnuinn ...---.y...... ..v -..-4 uvnuvnavun I Two children sleeping in the house on l the corner of King street, were thrown 3 from their beds by the explosion and their I faces badly out. They were rescued and taken to the police station. Every pane of 3 glass in the vicinity was shattered. A5 man was arrested at midnight on suspicion of_bein; concerned in the explosion. Sir I Wm. Harcourt has had a conference with` the Chief of Police, at which several wit- nesses were examined. The conclusion reached was that the explosion occurred in- 3 side -the room and not from the outside of of police at the House of Parliament was . I-Jnrl 'I`L.-. I` _.x n-an nut ;\Q:..-... ......1 .._..I `i.-Giivncu. L110 \1u'v'uLumwuu uuluuu uuu [U51- creants . dances of members are strongly guarded. Pammninrzo DESIGN. The Times attaches little importance to to explosion which occurred at its ollice. The canister contained only a small quan- tity of powder. The News says it is oh`- I the building. After theexplosion the force" a vious that the explosion was the result of ` a premeditated design. We are confronted I with the fact that there are in London[per~ ; sons boldenough to act on the wildest; counsels of O'Dunovsn Rossa. It is;im- ' probable to connect the authors of this out- ` rage with certain phases of Irish crimes. i The Times says the Fenian answer to Mr. 7 Glad.stone s speech on the Land Act has not been long delayed. We are in presence ot the first attempt of the dynamite party to carry out their policy of bringing war into the heart of London`. The Times says the explosion at the oice. occurred at 7'45 ` Wednesday evening. but the falling of the canister prevented serious daniaage. _ There is reason to believe that two attempts of; this kind were made by the same tnis-1: l vs...-..-.. ' Loxnov. .\[.uu;n 16-Every part of West- l minster, the Abbey, Houses of Parliament, ' the great structuroof the public oflices. the , clubs and dwelling houses, were violently { shaken by the explosion last night. The detonation was followed by the glass falling 1 from thousands of windows. That Charles street is unfrequented at night partly ex- plains the fact that no lives were lost. It i is stated that the dynamite was placed on : the window sill, inside the bal_ustrade.when- l the fuse, when burning. would be concealed i from the view of persons passing. The) great stone balustrade was obliterated; the ` massive masonry was .rent in fragments. l the pavement shattered and ground to now- cler, and the woodenstructnre opposite blown into plinters. Inside government ofces there remained nothing but splinter- l ed wood, "broken plaster, and walls burst , asunder. _The doors of the King street police station were burst in by the blast of air, and the detachment present were pros- trated. Broken timbers and masses of stone were sent ying into King street. The people crossing at Parliament street were kn mked down, and a lmnsom and horse were ung across the sidewalk against the front of the Whitehall club. in which the great plate glass windows were driven in a shower into the room. Everywhere the greatest consternation prevailed. Peo- pla poured out of the houses, the broken glass crackling under. their feet. In the House of Commons alarm was general, and many members left immediately. The lobby was emptied, and the people rushed out of Westminster ,EalL Thousands a....1...I `main -1! mm. AB .1... ..2L.- 4..._.-...l_ The explosion is being the subject of com sideratinn in the House of Commons. Sir Wm. Harcourt said he did not think it ` would be right to say anything about the matter until an 0lr1Cl&l_`8llqllll'j' had been , made. He had-heard thatnn attempt had been made ta blow up the Times` office, but no injury has been done. - SUSPICIONR OF THE POLICE. The explosion was heard `two or three miles. Yesterday evening a canister con- taining an explosive material was found be- I I r I hind the Times ofiice, with, it is rumoured, i a lighted fuse attached. The police are in- i vestigating the matter. The officials think I that the explosion wascaused by gunpowd ' er or dynamite. The oilicers of the gas ` company declare that they can find no evi- dence that it was caused by gas. The force of the explosion shot large portions of l masonry across the street. I I 1 A TEBRIFIC EXPLOSION. Sriu. I..u'i;u.--'l`ho explosion `was un- doubtedly the work of Fenians. The ad- jacent streets are lled with myriais of 9 traglnents of glms, and heavy plate glass i is lying in h-aps on the grounds. Antone } weighing 200 lbs was projected against] Kinspstreet Police Station. making a hole the size of a man's head. Nothing will be allowed to be touched until an enquiry has beunmade to-Inormw. The full extent of the damage cannot be estimated till day- light. 500 constables are guarding the scene. The linllilino` hue H10 nnnnnr-anon HUIHUJUU LIIU UIHUIIEIIVKU U] ll OU'LUU gull. Lu`!-III. --It is now believed the explosion was caused by dynamite. and that a de- liberate attempt was made to blow up the Government offices. ' uguu. uuu cuuumuwa are guaralng me scene. The building has the appearance of having. been bnmbarrled. There is a leap trench ten feet. by three in one room, the floor of which has been literally ploughed. ".'V:`J\ LU LJEJLVLJ \l.LV LLLJLLJJI pe-room. _1ntorout.. LENNOX 8:. I \l).\'.HI)1iCil0rr<). Barrxc. `_ f , ,. . . . ,__ l nun U1 vv uuunuuwr _nau. xncusanan ocked from all parts of the city towards Weatminstar, L (`AV flan!-A um: an annvnnnnn A-A-nl gt VI uatuulluwr, All day there was an enormous crowd at the scene of the explosion. The inspector examined 3 portion of the building damaged by the explosion, and places the loss at 4,0Q0. Inspection shows that the explo- . sion occurred from the outside of the build- inn gfhe Times says that if the Irish extre- mists u-e really going to reply with dyna- mite to my measure they disapprove of, it in certain the day for remedial legislation is oyer. There are no arrests yet in con- nection _with the explosion. The police noticed nothing" suspicions. before the ex- ploeion. ' an Charles Dilke,-.15}?-esicrient of the Local Govexpment Board, thinks the attempt was not uppnihimaelf or,.f_he,other oicinla of his . Dei>_a_rt_mepta. TheA_eV"il-doors intended to: m(ue~yvidepread riqsgruction of property. He]; 65 opiniqzihlgt, the _lot originated with} the m'3nageIg59_,,1;he S ' in}; Fund. Sir. Wu:..,_AB`ax-cola;-t.;`ul1I<,iA iatther Home Oce `Ja`.{".'Zz:l'.:2'. l;Z.?.'l6'`a.;.1* n'...".fa.':'."n...."$.`i uuunlu uaueve unsung attempt was direct- ed; agsinut. the Oqimingl Ergqniry pa rt- moht,_iv,hieh nd `aim the oioe of the 1 Goverhmbnt _ :u-d- The gnudn have "".,!9nhl6slbHhmcazino-and '.' A nIAsoLIi:AL non (I2.00lF NOTIN ADVANCE. CHILDREN IN THE BUILDING. orncun ormxoxs. (Eotabushedyun) - FOB YOVI . `Watches, Jewelry and Electra-Plate, `3"1"&}mls`.`0 no hrs SOOIETVY-. .. .....__ --__--'. rs kin-1 wnlcn ~l|:LIuI.uau ... weekuca. . The Job Dcpnrtmantia stocked with an oxten. all requisites for prlnun , alve vnscrbrneny. of a bl-.1in';'facllIt.1es for Lurnlngout drab-clue wor Largo type and 4. propriate cuts for all styles of Posters and Han bma,a.nd A stock of choice fancy :3-3);; for the tine class of prin_t.lng. A ' mum forms of every lescnptlon In stock and uonliced at reasonable pr1oeg_ 7-For dubscrxpcionsjl per unnum, `FF. z st.-s: , _ ammly in psrlvpncez 21f not so paid. ;: )( \I)Vt-.1tl`lSl. G -- I`en cents er line for 714,! insurLivm.uud fourcentuench su sequenuu. H arllnn. Yearly curgls not exceeding one inch ,, ,,.,-;-,_ 55, pct` yuar. ylpecxal contmcta for yearly ,. h'.9rUs1n;,' entered 1310 in reduoctl rates. VV;-jg. L ,,, om.-,m muut he {ient_fpr_ the dxscontinunnce or 1 ulvoruslnsz. Transient notices ,, , ,5-rip:.ir3n.~9 HM ` ,, ' 1, Mt, \\ .mm For sale. &c.. 859.. not exceed. `1 H5 iincua, will be -Ldmitted for 25 cents each in. _, ,,-on, 311 Ldvertisementsog-dered by stran on ,,. 1}}-ym w1_lh whmn the nmpnotors do not ea] . 1... .\....t rnr IN` AD\'A.\'CP., a. rule_ which wilf I gnaw`:--nu, BARBJB. lxenueus or um: IIPAIIATID mom 1-ma on-uurr ...--.- -5.... u... cu- gnu vn anynuo --The result ofthe re-count in Snuth Essex, w`hich was concluded on Thursday, has been to reduce Mr. Balfour : majdrity by four, nnking it thirty. 15 4.. -A..L...1 2.. K'.`..L_._-` AL-L ;I.._ IV..- ' Ul \A"Ull'UlllD 'UlhULh _-Tho Oxford and Cambridge boat rncu`: `yesterday, resulted iunn easy victory for Oxford by several lengths. I A -..1.1,. .l..._....A..\. .I....: ._ .L.. .1 n -1110 Quebec Government `has, decided on proroguing the Iaeglalnture next. week. u..,...I...:Ii.. _.-..A_ A- I V - Lllvlr H.-'5 ill H II vod on herufter. ate of memorials from Canadian Icientitiu sucieties to the Guvernor-General asking him tu use his inuence to have Cafudu re presented at the coming United States cun- gruss to decide upon .1 primal meridian f-xr all nations and I ayltem of oosmupulmm time. ' --A return was brought down to the Sun- 1 I `FOREIGN. --Tho deathiis announced - the once famous fuuudm` f N .tionalo. ' ' --Louiso Michel's ludgilxgs In Paris haw.- , been searched by the police and u uumbur f of dc-cu-neuts seized. - [ ,__ _ _ . _ ,_ _ ._ _ _ I A v---v--- "J *-` ' --*" -'-'5""" 7 -A cable despatch denies that tho Bntmn Govermnent hus taken any steps tuwzmlu mocoveruxg-'tlm surplus 4-f th Allblulg award`. --The grand jury at Waterford rotnrnud E no bill in the cane agailmt. Mr. Bmgar, M. P., for his speech in that city lust. Du- cember. I`: I .\ :1. I) \.~:n_ -w ~r.-.~ Iv, v.. rnvuvaulu-5 -uv uuguunvuua uulb WBGK. --Brockville wants to lease the inland: lying adjacent to the town for the purpose OT 3 public park. _ \ --The Senate will adjourn for the Easter holidays next Wednesday, and will not meet again till the 31d of April. n_"l`I... .......Ic ..'n... .... .......g 1.. n-._.u. -J .v--, ------H -- ------J. I -It is stated in Montreal that the Cus- toms authorities intend prosecuung crimi- nally the parties involved in makiuv false entries on machinery for the East oud abattoir. vn up . .. . .,--.v-. I - -Sir John Dincdrmald has promised ` that bmm de North-West. school land set tlerswxllhavo the privilege of taking up their lnts at an upsot price to bo determin- au-I nn hnnnnar. ' 1"" " ""_'" -Ulnnese cheap lnboux has had its day ' in British Columbia, the railroad couTi-u`c- ; tors nding that in the long run iv.-mats ' them less to empluy whiten. A large inux i of white mechanics and labourers has now `ct in to the Province, many coming from | California and Nevada. -A urination has been caused in Church inf England circles by the announcement that Dr. Hellmuth, Uinhup of Huron, lizuo been offered the position of sutfrngan to tho Bishop of Ripon, with the titlo of Bishop of Hull. Bishop Hi-llinuth will lny`tho matter before the Standing Committee of the Diocesan Synod, which meet: on the 2-"Mi inst. ` -President Arthur has appointed A. I?" Wyumn, Assistant 'I'ren.sureruf the United . States, to be Treasurer in the place of Wlr : Gxlllau. yo-.. _,... . v """"" " . . _ --Umgressman-elect Fmorty, of Chxcagu, regrets that. innocent persons should suffer, but issorry that: tho Lundun cxpluaiun was not more successful. It could not hm- be'e_n mm-e successful " unless Congress- man-elcct. Finerry h.-ul heon in tho bui!-11:2; I ! at the time of the explosion. : s'\'I'\......._._... I)..__- T) 7 CL__'J`-_ -., ,1 -.._ .-v .. -.... ..-,_..v..... i -0'Donovan Roesa, P. J. Sheridan, end ' Pat Crowe, of dynamite notoriety, are ex- ! ultant over the London explosion. 'I`liey ' : now want to declare war against Enghmul, } ship a. quantity of petroleum to the primal pal cities of the Old Country, wait for a windy night, and start a hundred conngra tiona. They also wantto try it and two if the United States Government has any sense of international obligations. As it is, it is by no means uncertaimthat tho United States Government is not indirect- ly responsible for the London cataatroplie. andvif Bismarck ruled at Wt-stgninstor in- stead of Gladstone it would be squarely` told an. -The Home Otco has otfcro.-d 1.00!) re ` ward for information la.-a.din;; to the do.-ta.-c ` Lion of tho perpotmtion of tho Jynmnitu outrages. l'V,,_`IC,_I ll .,,_` , Q 1 ""=="' ' worker in the temperance cause, has uhtill ` ed from the Pope a plenary indu}_zo.-ucu for ` ll Catholics who refrain from liquur during the rest of the Lenten season. an I` . ~--Cardinal Manning. who is an camont LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS `\/\/\/'\/\f\/\ A& <:(,`AHl"[{Y. PEPLER -Sc 1` 1 .. . wru \' n.u-ri-stars, Solicitors. Now! ' -The Government hasdcclined irx`rc- ceive the evidence o'er'edv by James l\Iul~ lett, one f the Dublin conapirac prison- P 3 lava, who 13 anxious to turn a.ppr-war, and who claims to be able toiucriminmo M:-._ i Egan. -n A. .. .. . . I """ , _ . ! -The Cathohc clergy of Swxne-furd, icountv 'Mu_v0. have passed a resnlutum charging the British Government. with` neglecting the distressed peuple of In-lnml and condemning the remedies offered, vn. , emiszration or the workhuuw. vnu vs, 2 f1 .1 --An Essex constable named Lennon m chargedwith causing the death of 8 young ,mannamed Farrell, by fright. Lennon, `who was drunk at the time, attemphd to lflll Farrell down, and tho lattur died shortly after of the rupture of a blond vessel. The coroner : jury rotumod as wr- dict of mansla.ugl1t.er against Lennon, wlw l has since diuappeared.` Ultll Ul ' told IO. Lilllu Wlll UU lI8llIU|lo \JHU UI IIIUHJ Blll-` !."I`he _manufu.cturera, as 3 class, are nnt 1 seriously affected, by the new law, and the AI few industries that are hurt wnuld not H benetitted by taking the case to the cnnrtu. i as it wuuld cost. them a ;{re:1tl~,-alof nmncy. l and even if they worn succeSs;ul they mnld ,scm~c'-l_`,' praitit by it. Maiilifm-tiircrs um ' ioulisli in think the next Cnngresa W(PlIi(1|lI.I better by Ihcin than thu one that link jum lg.-j;1vir.-al. lfthe qnestiun uf coimtitutu-n :iln_\' is raised at all I think it will he by tho lln]'ul'l.Cl'H; they are v_crv much disgust- ad with the bill as a W}l:)iL', and wuuld- p1'uba.biyIi'kenu1.hing better than tn give the next Congress an uxcus to revise tho g tari' anew. " v.....,......... . ..... -........u..-nu '--_The Russian Government has propnsoei to the ubher powers the formation of an in- termtional detective furco, tn cape with the Auarchisu, Sucialiata, Feniana. and other revinlntiouista. France, Switzerland, and Austria have acquiesced in the pro- P0815`. V --It is announced that James Mullctt, one of the Irish conspiracy prisoners, has gm-n iniorruzniun seriously implicating Mr. Emu in recent. crimes at Dublin. It in said that the evidence of such a character as tn w.\r~ rant. Mr. Egan : arrest on hil return from the United States. --A Wushinnrton despatch to the Detroit __Po,~xt and Tribune any :--No fvar in ox { pressed Ey the Treasury uicinls that Hm {question of the constitutionality of (bu I tariff will be ruined. One of them sn'ul:~- .'l"LL.. ..-............_..._._.. __ - -1--. v... ......v_ ...-.---.-u l --Tho nhysicisns who attended Prince Gortschaku' in his last illness states that there are suloient grounds for suupecnng that their patient was poisoned. In his will, made on his deathbead, the Prince Illloata the authorities to suppress any inqmrv as ' to whether hehhsd been poisoned. A fountain Den that always writes and never le8kl." I83 makes 1! fair, plain lino, a_.nd never blnckens the ngers, end that. once tilled. can be used for days without change, Avoiding all the bother and inter mption of reaching over to the inlcatnml for 1 fresh` dip every two minutes. that can be carried in the pocket, and in as handy for use And an neat on 3 lead pencil, and that write: on any paper however thin or loft; such I pen in worth having. And such span in the Livermore Srylngrnplxic Pen. This we know from personal u. .2.- Bdifor Chicago Advance. The Livnrmnrn nnmnnnn -|.i..I. ...:..:....I i"A. DAL` Simcoe. on.-ac. Barrio Dululr Ullvwugv auuuucc. . The Live:-more Company, which origim1l~ ly intNdd `h`s"!108l'Bphio Pen, have recently made great in movement: in thoir pen, and hue rodu the price so that eve body haym-A chance to. purchasn tho- _ I ll"-19:,tvl|O kind. By sending 82to.I4onis . nl Mango S 1 . nhin Pen co.. .29o.w:i.n.mn.s'__ t 353 ?sia2"p`. ."?7f'23'o%2i7i.m"so'3T;.7$3$`53I on willraoeivo by return and one of them- zunonl po;n,_ nnd also Imlciont quantity of gmporior misc fay -ix n:onlu` mus. Full pIIh|lIPI' 1.! dlell _ '00 an price; as boobbinod by Iouaqlzr dndlot. ?IETuiiEsiEi}T BTYLOGRAPHIO PEN CANADIAN. -AMERICAN. Ll uf Km] .\}ax,. the lntorna !K,ll\un-1;: .. A m umuU.ns'r: m_11RISTET1i ` .......1.u- f~`u`.i('.itur in C)}mnncry._ (Jon`_voy- on. mm: as n........ .. ., ,, , :.\'.\m.x J; 1`ExNo_x,` BA[{1ifs. . o.\-nn1vJ.Rf-`KW. Snllcntorain Chancery, M 140:.` a.`\J.\., Lll`L|.\AI.;-u um. A.uorno_na.Haw. (Jhanceryd `, i rnuynnunru, kn. ()roe.+~(`urnor of Dunlop an an -um-:1. Barrie. J. T. Lenuox. lluughton a nnv A R..'\'l'H Y (W A U11 1, IJ1L\.uua:..nu_u-.a a,m1 .\unr-no_wn_ Solicitors in Chruncefy. .\'o-_ 4 Puhliu. Uunvayuncors. Barrio. Co. almcoo. ():I lrm over-Hunk of Toronto. E. .{F.\v.so>'I; 1T3..xI{i riI3.;A'r` ..- m \' x: v. \'l`.I . \ \.V'_~!u`.iciLnr_ Con_y'e5_'anc_e_'. H.L.|| _-,Vvv L\L\g xuu.:.L\J.u;.u.-.. urlhn (fmxnly of Simco_o. Terms readou- tmivu zu my .~ltore.(3m1ghurat. _ 46-IY T- ' MEDIOAL AND DENfA}. _ } -.. .1 1;. (Ir. \IuCARTl{Y--OFFICE . ..,.-x......,.. AH um \VmIt side of John . MONEY jr_oTL61iNI s.\1.a.r.I., AND FOR FRAMING. 1)_!'?l:v'\ nr..\.Vr..IIx. 4->0 ""'*"` \\'. J._nou.A'.~'n. 7 51-15 (I. smm'r:L1.,"Ai{CHi*i"ECI`. In \'.Innvir\n.: n'InI MORTGAGES BOUGHT ".1 .x.~:.. 1-.nW.\1u;.-3,. Vnluutor. nx ._j%;1~u Y E .;u.:;'p,'s';ga1si1z; % ...........-.. .~`.nHnit,nrs Chttnacfx`. 7 ._p-,-;, and mum hamsertcu Lreu In L-nu-go. _-z, W}C.~H.E\'. Publisher and Proprietor, . Z;:oNvEvANi'ITuA-. &o._ \'1\I \','|'\.\Y. AUC1`1<)\II<`.ER .....n,uu- [.x.:nnr nv _ '\n luvun u.w------- -; --- - : d- t ` ,,,,m. uni form mn.vcv,.a rme Which, .uv mlhnmd to. Notices of local b1rths,v ,_:,,',5. and dumthsinsertcd free ofcharge. I mu-.n.u-v Dnhlinhnr and Pronrietor. 2 B';i*i`-I:G, CLERK, COUNT Y `iimcoe. at his nmnn, at the Court . . "TEE.~'----_,_.._-,-v T111`: +:.\"r1{..x L, (LATE BIGELOW H4 H '.~'lCo mnmsituthc [{ui1V\'zu'Do:x)ot. lhrrie. ,. L1. Dvocxu l.\.\J' uuu ....u... , ..1.1ua-for Extracting Feeth always on 1-, Lmm nlmsam up sure. Utco over 4' Book Store, Barne. Out. l'1.`ll\.- 1lJ,\lJElll'J Lll\Jl21J\JII `S 1*.) up msito the Railway Depot, Barrie. 5 ll.\ .\ Y. Proprietor. 19-ly. 1 rmm n home Company and awe xHl1i:1HIl)n.&!`. l.1.:i*5f)S;\NKU.- .D`Ii19i'I`fI'I" 5 . a... mu.-..nnno Pnmh nlwavs on I ___-u -.N`. II\'.\H~.`.\"I`.. President. 1`. .~all(m l`lU`2ED, Vice-President. .I. f\f:l.. >l'[`H`.\'E.\'SO.\'; wn.1,1.\.\1 I.AI1)L.u\, 1'}-."l`h2l . ll.\YMAN. .__.:. :. riept. 7. 01:1,. 5. .\0v. `.5. uoc.1. .'I) `-\I rvr`n0on May . mm 7, Urt. .5, .\'u\'. '2, U00. 7. ' gimlo-r of the Month will bu at 1;!` r-C Hlm-k. lmrrix-. Ont. AUOTIONEERS. I I , JU: V_l 1 1 Lu . xx, 1|.\J-' r \r hit-`cm. I`. L.*1urveyors.` Valu- `ms and Ana -ications for buildings KIWI) nnd .\'illu.gu Lots laid out. -~~u--~full_v louamd. 'l`imhnr limits n.,.\-v. ()lm-1-.a--.\lc(lnxrLhy'1-1 muck. gr, Hi9.!`I`l02 Long s Block. Culling- lU)(H<}R.S gm F Y, l'IIJl'Ul`JL\. vo .u.u.- `H Y. Barristers, Sollclbqrs. Notaries; (mt. 1.. (It. \IUUtll'\.1 11 1--\JL'J.'L\/L1! . and Musidome on the VVost side :4 rm-1_ lxnzlxudlrttely nppoano 'Mr. , Geo. Ball's! P1511113 and Sash Factorv. V: . . --.- . v\I1\'-VlI1YrIfII. 'ur .~`-huuln, tflmrvhcra l'uI)nv H1n|n- ` 3.`! l rc-Ini-xo.-4. .\lill.~s. `I-`z\,r1m-1 and fur rs` and >-\uhur1vu'1 ll\.'3ldI',lI(`Ps. (H'- uiltim; Store, west of \\'cUill|.[l0l|_ 54.--l\'. X, l4l\;l`A.\I7l:A1l 1 UUI 1\JLV 1I;I.":\i.-%I'I.nd Bill Poster.&c._ Rents .-r\.-'.nlr9 provided. Otco up-stairs H1:-.-_ over llnnulorsogrs Store. 18 g 4 .5, nu Hxiisfaotnry Sonurlllos. at the 5 or Inmruxx, to be paid ln such man- ` n.vx-no-:1 unnn. V WINIITEIJ.) --I-`t/'m`wIl'.s' Block. Barri?-. UISN u U nan. uu,........-..-- -_ irrC}ur1r`cry.(Jonvoy- Unlce -Firm Door South of Post 1 Block. Uwen Streat, Barrie. 49-ly v\ . r.-\~rn MIL. "_umn', QL(`.., TIIV J net to hand at `*1A..1`<:1V#:';i;1;1) A U019i61:*- .. ...a nun l)nuOnv- E... Inmou ,T 1 N 1) U1: IILKNDS FOE ....h A. man ! h-nnhnl I /l\."Ll . t1U\.IL1\; `lll1L\x n-r. <))nvoynncer. Issuer of n-,u|1Ixd<:|`Ll1u N4-,\v Act. `M-mey ~.m- Inn.-mu. Craumore. Ont. l\Il`1x\.n) --_ \4\I.1 v u L LL51 uunm In Queen}: Bench. Anc~ um! (`ounuissimn .~\Ki'M. for 4.-.-.. Lzmdx, b`a.rm sLock.|lm'1se- nmiu, \\'un-.5, 8.2.4:. Al.-so for the u.\'.uL.mm1dAccounts. omen nrv ..- >U.V,L>:1 nu l`-1..-\\V_~\u`.iciln ; to |.f):|n. om `mat. H~'_u-riu. ' I.-I __ r, Con ve yancer. Llatv, s ma -B0thweu g . l9~ly .V \JU l\. LLCLLV 11-) L'un.~l I nvcnumant on good freehold mu-.~n of interest No princi- M until end "of the term. 1|`, -5uli.-iturs. &'.c.. Harrie. 3 I ---- -- 4 THE ADVANCE OFFICE. .._--_. The Regular Meeting of the above Society will be held inBothwell I F|'n`l`l Anna-`On `n `DAL will 00 new In UOUIIWOIFI Hall. opposite the Rail- _W%y Station, on WED- N 9 AV ADDY? A6}. `NE I IQD annual, Afluh It 'l883,nt8pn. -V us. ambrony Smash: A. W. Movrrrm. en. 51-ly R. LAIDLAW, Manager. .1) F`. E. P. Pm-mm. 1). E`. McW.\1'r. Imtmn.-A mm Publiv Build- urum nnd for Mc- 3 I ._ \'.\o..-l.... `. his Of ` .h' 23-13' :,7.J11ly I mm % ' F ' Ls EMA:-ket . V mJos'lnz 1 rs upcrs .h e me- ditorial. 1 ally _. _. w-.- ...-... - 'vvvIc' IVQIIUVII wrpw o vIIvI~vv~ | Positively cures Nervouaness in all its stages. Wank Maixlury. Loss of Brain Power. Sexual Pros- lrutiou, Niglit Sweats. Spormntorrlmaa. Leucoro rim-u. Ilarrunm-s. Seminal Vvenknesa. und Gum-ml Loss of Power. It rapulru Nervous \Vustv. licjuvcnutcs the J udod Intellect Strength- ans the Enfouhlod Bruin und Restores $urprising Tunu und Vivur to tho Exhausted Generative ()r5;uns in elt or sex. !IQ.Witl1 each order for 'r\w:Lw: packages, uz-conmauied with ilvcdollun-5, we will send our '1-itten Guarantee to refund ilw mnn(-\"if tho trvuuneni. does not nil :-.4-.1. n aura. 'lll He_r_m H mllen Guarantee refund the; money M the treatment does not {affect a cure. It is the CIIEAPI-2.~)T AND BEST Medxcinc in tho Mzu-kut. ;t.9'FuH particulars In our pamphlet, which we desire to mail two to any address. . . MAox`s `.\IAuxL-:'r1c Manlclxbz is sold. by Dr - virus at 50 cm`. per box. or 6 boxes for $2.50, or w l 0 muilexl. free of pmtsuge. on recei tof the money. - l)ya1ddrossin2 MACICS MAGNET C MEDICINE C0.. \\ txnsnu. 0.~:'r.. CANADA. 72A week made at home by the industrious. In-at business now before the public. Cup! ml not needed. \Ve will start you. Men. women boysand girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now is the time You can work Ulblmrclixn -. or give your whole `lune to the '"1In-as, .\'n 0 her business will pay you nearly an well. No one can fail to make enormous pay. `)5 cu;- at once. Costly outt and terms In-0. Money made fast. easily and honorably. I Address 'I`uL'x: 8: 00.. Augusta. Maine. We have recently published a new odi , .,, ion of Du. CuLvEuw1sL1.'s CICLEBRATED 4 l'Is.~`.\\' on the radical und permanent cure (without mvdicim-) of N er\'ous Dobimy. UL-ntul and Ph_vsicuI lmupacity. Impedimonts to .\Iurriu;;c,c1o.. resulting from excesses Ri7 I`v-inn in n nnuhnl nnvnlnnn nu]!-R n.\..L.. ._ i U \JL.|.A1u\J;V, JJL'|.l.I:l.\v1.l`J, lllI.*l J - PORTER of and dealer in Goals of all kinds. and Georgetown Grey.snd Guelph White Finishing Lime. Cements or all kinds Fire Bricks and Plasterers` Hair. Oman and Store- house at the Northern Raiiwa. Switch. foot of John Street, near the depot. he bond of this Lime is hotter than that of any other kind. and the finish superior. 0fnoe--Corner of John and ilizabetibste l)_vu.(11ross1n2 .VLA.Ul'S XVIAUNFJ C0.. \\'I.\'ns0n. 0.~"r.. CANADA. Guumnuws issnmd In Hm-rm. I cu. \\'1.\'nson. u.~"r.. CANADA. Guumnwes issued In Barns. by GEO. MONK- MAN : sold by all Druggista everywhere 47-ly. unul I nu-,',\:, cu .. I uaulhlllgg uuul l`-.\U\:auI:B 'Mr'I"ricn-.. in a. sealed envelope, only 6 cents. or two pasta-,:u stnnlps. ` The m-l(.-ln~u.tud author. in this admirable Em-Inv. t wn author. admirable Essay, L'h'zLl`|)' 11-II\uI1.~m`mo. from thirty years` stlcccssful practise. that ulurnnng consequences [nay be rud- nrally cured witlmut the dungcroususc of internal medicines or the use of the knife: pointing out a mode of cure at once aimple. ccrtuinnnd etfectuul. by means of which ovary sufferer. uo matter what lug cuytllitiona n1a`,\; b;.l may cure himself chqaply. ;:r:`.'.". .{`.`y' u R'1`.(u{`.u}'. .I"l`his Lecture shopld be in tho hmulaof every youth and every man In the land. Address --up -`-nu--nu... ..-_.--. -_ -ugv mu. ; THADE M`p_ ; Ar law.) For Old and Young, Male and Female. l )na:Hvn1w nilnnu Mum-............. I- ..n u- ..4.......... Post Office Box 450. A cuas GURRNTEED. MAcnIncMpIcIne,am{\Inausnveroan V-Qz 1:7 -- w-- 7.- \Vo will pay the above reward for any case of Liver Com laint, Dyspepsia. Sick headache, In- digestion. onslipatlon or Coativeneas we clm~ not ogre with \\'ex5l's Vegetable Liver Pills. when the directions are strictly complied with. They are purely Vegetable. and never fall to give salt- isfaction; Sugnrcoated. Largo Boxes. contain- & uo.. The P111 Makers.` ing 30 Pills. 25 come. For sale by all Drugiata. lieware of counter-fella and imitations. The gonulno nmnufa.ctux'od only by J()i{.\' C. `VEST 81 8: 83 King St. East. Toronto. Ont. Free trial package sent by mail prepaid on recoint or 3 3 cent stamp. 35-'ly. " `SJ W... [S ISSUED. avzav 1'HunsnA v zuefoo. Dunlap Street, East, Foot othlarkoit Street. Barrie. eonlalpaparofthemunty.andenjoylng gm docs Hm largestglroulatlonotall news p 1 Iliah )1 in th 3 soguon, Isa most dean-ab dl-1 n for advertislng. [ts oont.em.s-editorial -wHl be found to be _o ; _ v. , and sohcted (3; E m"1"3v n1cn Jlsunguish all tst.-clan country. \-anL'I`!_ _ _ ___V __ lllith