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some queer IBUOWB among sue uuun-uuuua. I I " Yes; I remember once hnvilmga rather 5 smart Scotchman with me, and l put him on for watchman, which was a. pretty gdod job in those days. but he left me, and a. few weeks afterwards I found him decking. on lnother steamer. What's the matter '2" said I, `weren't you better of watching on mv heat than decking on this one ?' `Well, captain, says he, `your. boat was good enough, but none of you folk could spake" `so Gaelic, and Isdosen't carofor se England a1lsotim. V (.11.. .... .. ann Okof kih nn1nI-all fnnnnil I .a . 1 ' :7 - r` ' ` " `hm ? `5 : ` w v. -. .. .-. - - 1 r;-::~.~ 1, ` _,__ A T:i.|%-0' N ! Tun: Central Tobiwco Lpot, Mr. E. Bethell u-nnu-nh\I-, in aninimr in nonnlaritv th8 Hltun WV UV U II-I QIIUWUI Ullllnllllu 7 --;~.'1`ho de'n6,ohl. aoi; 3v'7vas tllinc the, minis- mi` 1in|i't_"tha?.hna`n gtinnina his Jim. ind the ` WOMAN S TRUE FRIEND. nugn n-l.y 1__a_or 1-an tcQNsUM1> r1oN CUR_ED. ll`. Uonsnmptton, Vuougnajnn tlel givenawny at G.` Monk- `-WIIIOGOKIE. T H Thu nun," remarked the Colonel, `,!Is 8 ne Ichohr; pity he _d1-inks, ain't it 3" a mug: Lina nf A dunk was that he call- 7 1- v V. ] -- --_:..-% ,and>BO\Vl-H19.-flvig lone.` ener , and vlgour lo these greal MAIN S RINGS OF` Ll I-`.. They are eouli- demlyrecommendcl tag a never failing reu edv in all cases where the cunsmunon, from whatever cause. hag become impaired or wt.-nker_Ied_. They are wonderfully eicgciousm all mlmelnlexncldenial lu Female: of g]. ages, `and as n.Gl-INBRAL FAMILY MEDICINE,-e unsurpassed, It-7aVuVi7xx\g neco.*saz1rieac1f Life. I ~ ' These famous Pills purity the Blood, and act mo-I powerfullylyetaoouungly, 9n the ` -`- -A T---1_ -rr.-.1..._.. : ;:_....__ Its -Searching and Healing Properties In} KNOW" ".hrougho'uuhe wm Id, For lhecurc of Bad Legs, Had l3re as1-. 1-u'II'1v_ __ V,.. n_____. .,-._' ff]..--.- ror lnecurc 0! Dan L-( [.,'F, nuu urrusn.-. | 0ld.-W-ann~.`m3. S--:-res an -u'..Ulcers, 3 Ir ..m...m.. Iv rnhined on lhe . I .. :. .... :..c,:v.'M.. flvu`. (Ul\l"I J 'v'iI.1-Ida-I:`|J\u'IUl4 g..uu..v...-...,l n.is rm infai ` `c rem` . If euclunly rubbed nr-{ck :\..I! l eel. as uni: `min treat, it Cures Jore Throat, Dlzilt-`:_rin.-Brett:-.`::':!is, Coughs Colds uud even Asthma. For 013:-Jular S\vci!-nga, Absco.-sso:s, Piles, Fmulu. | I .A...- _..-..`;.A-u-Ian: 533 URFUHU STNBI. I .uuIuaun,. And un. sum by all Vendors pf M edicineg throughnuuhe Civilized Vvoxld: wnh dxrecuons for use in al_|m_>uevery Iangun-. ta?` uchascrs should look to the Label on ,th_e Pots ' ' 3?` the V and tin: ll` lhu address is nol538, Uxlord Street. lnmlunnlaev are nnurinun - Ii? This Great Household Medicine` ranks amongst the! I1-mlumnecennriemf _ I I powenuuy, )cIlUvuuu - Livers?-t9f'ii Kidnvi _..---.. .....I ..l.uuu- In llama` nut rnovoxmo mAN.-bne --" 1 don't wind-you toruin the curtain: in this room ""m` 71!!!! tobacco smoke. Ho-"` -If, you _ - Ion`! wont no-ho ruin your curtain: in this thongut your curtain; in some other hm l1l-::,oomfortubly. nndcrll R0 . . . .. .. ..`h9s\lDinI wit_h "".ma.*a.:-._..r:2:n't= why an- L- _.-9 and turn u mu auares Lomlunoleevy are apurinun Household rm lcadxngnecesanriemf p\_Iri() IIIC l'Nl5llll(lUIl|llIlPlllE1YC nllllulllchulcu uni; at 533 OXFORD STREET . LONDON, Aml nun mm luv nll \'.~mInr< or M adicines throuzhnuuhe . (. Vtj ll 1? mo Is UNACQUAINTED WITH `nu: QEOORAPHV or `nus COUN- TRY WILL 8!! BY EXAMHIINO THIS MAP `FHA? TI-II = ' are nnmuuy robbed or mini: `_ A . ./ -lqngelh hanpineu and health mm-u!.= by the me of the mat MAL WEAIINE3s.nnd all unease: that to] ;u,n.sequonee:ot Se`!-Abuse. ,3: log: of one: of. 1 . niverul lualtnde. in d`l"1zi.nl:-:: otu-viaion;.pxematnre o d :29. `U! vzmuun-.. a\vII.n.5u, n u=\.\urI.~:' . ......, . .-._. gpur. Eu-u-:un1A'rIsii. v.; .; _rm.;.. n ..... .. '1. 11.. n-vnr hum ltnnwu ..Vh`l.I!!II1lI Iuv I It-vlvvi I VII. which aitively qtgd pgrmnnently cm-`es I M 901'- Eucv owned 1)! .,k_cenes. t any kind). sull- WEAKlIE3S;nnd all eases that follow .nnsanuanosot Se`!-Abuse. .103: ommrv. ]@%of,ing,mOl'!, IIDIVETIII IISCIIIICO, in In tho 5 ; djmnou `otvtaion.-,premature old age. and nanny othej-"diseases that lead to gnunlty or non- iumpuon and 5 Premature vs. ' . ; circular: with timoninll tree by -Jam INVIGORATOR xuoldatsl per box. . b all 0 88 will be .mlll.Rl3!:'Nl on of juice ,4sj7'_:ag..:;.;..-x:+.sef;;;m,.w.sa;;. &>;.;. L` ll 1"` , ~ . The Pnls nnd ()inum=u1 are Manutactured onlyal ..-- nu`:-as-u-u ..-nu-5221- I rn|ll\l\I IIKUU. . Well, I also hold `a. couple of tickets, ` and-3 friend of mine in Chicago has tele- graphed me the winning numbers." Let s see the telegram E" ' It. was produced. It had been specially prepared for the occasion and appeared genuine. _ I hold that averv ticket !"' bashed the c'a1c`Aen, ROCK ISLANMPEAUIPIC in By the central normfon or its line. connects the UIHUIIUUJ IIUULL IULIILUIU HI. IIULI. LU ll I By positfon line. connects Eat _and the West bK the shortest route. and car- ea pusen era. wit o_nt change of can. between Chicago an Kansas Cxty, Council Blutta Leaven- vworth: Atchhan. Mxnneaponr and St. i nnl. .1: connect: in Union Depots with all the prmcipnl. I no: of road between the Atlantic and tho Pacino ceann. he equipment is unrivaled and magni- cent. being composed of Most Comfortable And Beautxful Day Couches. Mnznmoent Box-ton Be- chnlnz Chm: Cara. Pullman's Prettiest Palace Bleeping Cara. {sun the B_cat_L1ne of ]_J_xninz Car; Bleopin and the B93: Line Dunn: Can in the orld. Three Trams between Chicago and Museum River Points. Two Trains between cm- ooco and minncapolxa and St. Paul. via the Fungus nu n|:~n1- u an nan!-2 o.- B0[BBED: Iunnlfh rnnfnrbihb` Qhn ni HBEIEII I BE!` IKVII I Go A New and Direct Line. via Seneca and Ranke- kee.hu recently been opened between Richmond. Norfolk. New on News. Cheuen_ooge.Aupntr Au- ueta.Nashv1 lo Louxsvillo. Lcxmgton,Cm.cinuau, ndlanapolxs an Lafayette. and Omaha. MH1I1enp- one and 8!. Paul and mlcrmedlnte points. TAX; Through Passengers Travel on Fast Express nuns. Tickets for sale at all rincipal Ticket Omccs in the Umtcd States and anadn. , Baggage checked mrouzh and rates of {are 31. Canada: ways as low as competitors that cite: lea: advan- I&8B._V__ ___ _ _ __v ____ ea. ' ' ' or detailed info:-mnuon.get. the maps and Fold- ers o o ' . 'R"EA`r`Roc|< ISLAND ROUTE. At your nearest Ticket Oice. or address vvun-- vw . BILIOUSNE88, `0Y,8PEP8IA, INDIOESTION, JA UNDIOE. EBYSIPELA8, SALT RIIEUM, 3IIEIRTBUIMI, ` HEADMWE, . JnaI.annI-in n`-I. ruunnrnvlllq, : Ur 1116 out", an. ea. `um r ndl':oIi`v_or-'-vu,`t'..I.\;::.KIn'I:g!.8. ,8T:5:IWIArfr';: . . zsaweus on.La:.ooo. 'r.Imnni1'n1i& `a;i genuine. I hold that every 'cket !"- gasped the citizen nsehe produced is wallet. I A N 0.?" Here it is I" Dnngratulations were in order, and only It him was needed to bring an order for beer and cigars without limit. At the end of as grand hurrah the saloonist presented a. lil for $13.25, and was met. with the reply : H Ron unn infAr-tnn Ar:-ifati in main: I\I\J I I l.|'lh.\au(Ir\ 3 sun". _x' {xi vi oI'{~.'kln Dxscaseh inn never been known ;. I'R.EEMAN S %wonJM Powpnns. r.. K. mu.-H.I-;. Woo-Pres. &.Gen`l M'g'r. - nun Are pleasant to:tnke. Contain that own Purgntivc. Is it safe, Euro, and eectual dutmyer of worms in Chi1slrenorAdu1tI. -c "f'(`:"'3n"A`ii ."i n c"\'ii`tiiiI i`K i`on. hich nnamveh std normnnently I II 901 PATNET Tmenlcmss; `K mm UNACOUAINTED Ind mxnneapoua ma 3%. Xllll, VIII H10 I "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." `Am nnd Div-Ant Tdna via nnnnn and F wlt`l:."CUR_E OR BELIEVE run.-Aupnn A n - Q n . n p an ?_--Tl1'oun_h`{ a ofb ave; a nu: . their eicllmg. 1vu -mg. [31 101' 910.00, uuu was tum: wu-n um: Kupxy . . See you 1ater-too excxted to make change to-night." Vuntnrdnv vhn man` nf hear want "tn `:1 ?_--Th'oun_'nv'da of nnnuslly .x-oh 'B}}}r7Ess, . DROP8 Y; - fLUTTEI?ING` ' A: rut: u; n.y: I crmvu A T or THE HEART, AOIDITY 0F ` Tu: ofnunnu IIUIUII I U!` we sromou, any-mess A 05 7115 mm, fltah Q-{ulna C-nu- liitu. BLABKMUBE` ; MENS_ AND "t'3 E>Y"s. _ QLOTH%|mNG I Don -t Fail to` (Jail and Save Money! CLOTHING, T or sumnas. OVERCOATINGS, &.c-. &.c., &c-. ' nu: (muss or UISEAS immncn, xnmnvs nun NEW: svmm IE unsure I50-mgns. _ . Yesterday the man of beer went "to a jultioe to see about suing the bill and learn- ed that his debtor was in Colorado. Just how much `he made out of the joke can t bouguxzed untxl he gets over kicking him- ne . ' The Liver has been known _as the Great BLOOD`-MAKER and BLOOD-PURII-`IER of the ] circulation. From its size and spongy structure, it plays a most important part in the ani. ` mal economy, as regards assimilation and nutrition. Food taken in the mouth and acted ; upon by the digestive organs or the stomach is `converted into the Glucose or Peptone, and in these forms enter the Portal vein. 'Here, by the action "of the Liver, these. substances are converted into a form of sugar and pass out of the Liver by a large vein, called the Hepatic vein, into the general circulation. The new material now formed serves two purposes, viz.: the maintenance of heat in the body and assisting in the cell growth of the svstem. `hr Mm-nhinnn mum -_ Thn nnmnnnitinn nf luila and its secretion in van. comnlex. It in`. `Will, llIU\J UIIC IZIIVIQI VIIUKAIEUIUIIQ Alli! l.I\aVI IJIIQVHAIUIA lav vt Ivnooavvn vvn v v-: v vv r-I way, - I-41 ' growth svstemf ' Dr. Murchison says :-The composition of bila and its secretion is very complex. It is '- conatantly being secreted by, the Liver, and, increasing suddenly before eating, gradually de- 3 creases as soon as the appetite is satised and feeding ceases. Now, if this most important organ of the body becomes torpid, or the passage of bile interfered with, emaciation and dis- ease ensue. I note eight marked peculiarities tnat now occur, and which we all know of : 5 EXTRAORDINARY LOW FIGURES.` Below will be foundia brief Summary of a Lecture upomthe Liver-, delivered before the ' Eclectic Colleve of Medicine, by ` n I . I. The patient complains ofa feeling of weight-and fullness of lhe epiguntnum. ` . 3 2. Dlnemlon oftlno Stomach and Bowel: by wind. 3. Heart burn. 4. Ateellng oi wenrlneu, pain: In the Ilmbs, and grentvsleeplneu} after meall. 1 - - - -_ 4 _ ._, _.._ __- ___.n. A_____t-nl_'l_ `I-4 ......_l__ .__g o_-_._-J IEDWARDS BOOKSTORE. can 6` I n-nvu---. 5. A bad lane In the mouth. especially In the morning, and fnrred ' . ' - . i 6. Comupatlon, wIIh_ occasional attacks ol dlarrhaea. ; 7. Headache In front of head. _ - ` 1 8. Depreulon or Iplrlts and great melancholy, with lanltnde and a dlaponltlon to leave everything for _to-men-ow. ` All of the above symptoms go to show functional derangement. of the Liver : and now comes the great importance of anyerror made as to the oondit-ion oi` the patient. He should immediately ' provide himseltwith a LIV_ER'- STIMULANT. the mostoommon form of which is a Pill. Dail ex- perience shows that this. when the pill is -0 Il))!l'l1`3`l praperly, is the resdlest mode of inc ting and prcmotin the action of theLiver. and can be almost always relied on. I have devoted many years of my ii 0', as manv of you now before me know. to compounding a Pill that will -act readily and systematically as a Billions Remedy. I do not believe in great pmxatives. and therefore have made a Pill. one of which is an active and thorough done. I have caiie it V et all billiousness, ` - | No more noxious doses for me of of live or ten;, pills taken at one time. One of your pills `cured: me. v A Thanks. Docter. My headache has 1ettme._ Send me unother vial to keep in the house. . | our doctors treated me for chronic conetipe-1 vial keep in the house. Our doctors me constipa- tion. as may called it and at 1331: said I was un- curable. our new fdvcr Pills cured me. I had no nnnetlte: Dr. llaydoclrs New Liver. .Erv':::l:i?1p$;yn?T.rn;:L `iii? '1IJc.m- ed for 1? __uked a bystander. Something now?" ` .u 3!. J. unnlha Hm Cnlnnnl, nnmn. ! Dr. Ila dock. you r of bi lousness, F ' No more noxiouac ` Pills ave men hearty one. _ ` ' Dr. aydock has cured my headache that was 1 chronic. uvwn u 1.`; u nanny..--..u 19: - r-.---- --.- V- -.-- '.---_ .. --- _.._..-J -__ ...-..- -_..`. .... .. ` .l-`or remnle Diseases. Nervous Prouu-atloun; Weakness. ,',Genora| Lanntnde-Jvnnl 0'1 npnolne, and. sick Headache, Dr. Ha.ydock s New .Liver Pills will be found an Eecmal Remedy. A . .. I Your Liver Pins cured ' I had no appetite; Dr. llaydoclrs Liver hearty I 1 Dr. In-dock my ` lUl( ALL _u1ammr.a . U1` 1 an lu.uu_n1_, _1\.r4 Lnu I. tun Ul` U tun n._ dock's New L1ver.P1lla are a perfect cure. One ptllwxll satxsfy the most skeptical. I ._ - , -_ inn , . _ . -_ n1...__.-._- -I..____An-__ `lr-_n._.A__ 1! `VALE; PAPER" WIMT HUNDREDS or LETTERS .s.'qy mom P.9TI1:.NT.s` ./NJ. onm THE? ,. IIADIIMBLI9 GLOBE CAUTION !-Drn iata any desired to notice that the name of J.` -H`. Francis; sole agent, i I writtzi across each on. packages of Haydock a Liver Pills. AH without thin areconnter I Vfeits. " V . . * 20-ly. ` They are universal in t-heir eeets, end Aaienre can almost always be guaranteed. Each `Vial Contains Twenty. Pills--0ne Pill is a Dose. Price, T ulventy-ve Cents. For Sale by all Druggzsts. ia*Ei~o{)4 PIII In sugar-cgmea. If your dr-uggist` does not keep them, we wm mail them `free to any address on recexpt of 25 cents. A Five vials for $1. BUY AT ONCE. 5 i no N_0'r.DELAY. :HAYD._`:3.K. NEW _YRK+-I SPECIAL: amnnon rAm'ro.%NI;GA%T1vr: rmtsmue. 1" ' m"No. Iir,'. replied the Coyonel, some- what uternly. That man, car, in a. clan- -sical ncholar, -and no em I?--and don t you fugue! it nexther--end he knows it. He wall. for a. cornucopia, didn t he? Vex-_y . 'a`5Iow the word cornucopia, air, 18 -' `OM91 by two Latin words--cornu, a horn, Ind-pcopil. plenty. j Therefore,`sir,_ cornu- `coph moon: I horn of plenty. 0ot"h',a1a'o I083! 00111. doIen t it! Very well -the VIIIII vented I full horn of corn whisky, _ And he got it, didn't he? Very well, air; ' *}hM e a cornucopia." % BARRAUD Enos, * yPn0ToGnAPnEnsy Pr1:g1;1ng 1nFi7at1no type, use 9 Thu zmm lank- T **'%m:,*.'* `- '.` ` non: tut . In'- ` -*.,.,.....'=*`*':.-ma-.2 :.".9-~$..:- an-un_1Vents. Termaxifsde nag mm ARE AWAY AEEAD or ANYTHING OFFERED IN TBARRIE FOR. :9:-nIc::a', s'J:3zfL:E: _AND 'QU`A::.I'.1:~Yz .n.::_.j: your new Liver Pill has rid me at all iousness. . r.AL;. AND WIN-1-an 15PER cm. mscoum arr `AFTER DOING A RUSHING SUMMER TRADE HAS JUST OPENED `OUT The People Know Them! The People Use Them! The People Praise Them: I1 WIIUIIIIUY Ii III nvtglxwuyu UUUH BU Oh, no. There was a time twenty year: ago what a deck-`hand was a di'er9nt . man from any of these fellows. When I started sailing rst a steamer used to have the same crew from spring to fall; and some of them from year to year. Why, air, it `In those days. ands deck-hand once dis- charged had hard work nding another place. We used to keen the fo caatle clean . and neat about our clothing. When I was a deck-hand you wouldn t see such rag ed, unshaven fellowaaa those during aw ole season. -The deck-hand of A twenty years ago was either working for money to" pay for a farm somewhere in the backwoods or else he was working for promotion. Some of the old-timers. were better men than mates are these days, and one of them would do more straight work than three of ` these lazy wretches. If that mate you see | was considered a disgrace to be discharged standing over there"-and he pointed to a man about the build of Tug Wilson, standingwith his sleeves rolled up and his a cap onthe` back of his head, while ever and 1_ anon he ceased vigoriously chewing a huge . mouthful of tobacco tomake an energetic > of our barrels would stop rolling along remark or two. w__h_ich,had the effect of cans- ing the deck-hands in his immediate neigh-' 3 borhood to take redoublcd interest. in their } work- if that mate should turn his back 3 or go away.` for It few minutes, you would 2 be surprised to see how soon the procession ' that izamz-plank. - 9 " Whnt. n tlin mumn nf all this falling off?" I Pm Gi:O.'.:]')I I-DI.EY :18 1>1t?nA7 - ilnto-:!vo'lououn`on.t boT. 7 - : vrw-1-r-In-nu--ur-an-u-5 J FOR ALL DISEASES.0F THE KIDNE -1:5. Now I.imr,Pi!l: are a net-feet cure. Om ENLARGEMETS BY THE ~Ahnn1nfI6 qni,Ai`ixd;nn_(iM 1nn5' PROCESS. V jL LWhioh'are'_oqud in every rupoot to Oollodion Triulex-I. ` ' ` ' ' en! ' .. I . During September. October and November. n`_:_._. PI-lOTOGRAPHY:IVNvA_I..'L ITS BRANCHES; MALARIA 1 MALARIA !! To behold out during -this and next month. Tux Pmcxa ' AN" IM'M E.NSE STOCK on. HAYDOCK S'NEW LIVER. PILL. unt qamz-plank." _ . ' ` P What s the cause of all thm fallmg of} ? naked the reporter. . _ T "1 nan 11!-(U fn" 1111}. I think the TB- In IQXIIO one to um QUUK wuu it uguu lU tn e our line, but none came. The wheels Vere stopped end the fenders let down. Then she backed a. little and w_histled like a brute in pain, but nubody aeemed.to live in the neighborhood. There wa.en ta even a. ash of lightning toahnw us where we were, ` and evorynudy feltualarmed. Rnddamlv thn mate. dressed from head IIDE. El . SECURE YOUR BARGAINS `3oT::ft?ELLi_s. 3.:L.`oAox, ` ' ' ' - 1..'.~_c,r1`v_':|:.o;=-.%s-.r1=t.z:B'1.'. Bought in the (iheapest `Mafkct and Sold at ova SPLENDID STOCK 01 xde nowuw ` GEO. BLAoKhM_0;RE_. .1---- -T : A HUGE PILE 0|-` FRAWILEYA & DEVLIN, nvvninn cm DAR] _) AT T(_ IIKEO. U18 !'6p0l't8l`. } " I can hardly tell, but lAthinkTt.he re- I duction in wages. since times began to get! hard has had something to do with it. ; 'l`hnn nan um: nnnnfimnq rnn nnrnssi OF - | 1 I gave half of '_)ne of your pills to my babe ' for t Qholgm M01-bus. The dear young thing got well j m B BY. - : Your pills are marvellous. ` My nausea of a. morning is now cured, and no . more headaches I Your win] at` Dr. H'nvdn:-1:`: l .ivm- Pllln nm-pa I l headaches Your vial of Dr. Haydockb Liver Pills cured me of terrible neuralgia and pains in the head. mggxlzd me two vials. I want one for 9. poor 3' ' Send me ve vials of your New Liver Pills by [return mail. Doctor. mr billionnnasu and headache n.x-A all return mail. Doctor. my billiousness and headache are all gone. , EYS, RETENTION OF URINE. DE`. Hay- le nill'will nntixfv the mnsut aknntini. OFTHE LATEST s, PKTTERNS' i-C-9 % 8. nssuaus. a.._-_. .. -..........-_.._._: T"R._.i7iEf}`vnNh< zZ7dLEnK,.ooUN1-Y l,G'EN`J.`8- WAN ! V 'A'rk'in1tura1 Imfeiiii Lrrle. not-particulars ad DUNLOP s11, BA ERIE IIIFU HG! uuu lIUluvuIuII3 LU uu vvlvu u. I _ `.` They say you so.uet1mes -run across ' queer fellows among th deck-hands. V... - I remember mu-.9 hn.vinLr.n I Five Points, Bdrrie. wxu. no rr. Black, G-reen and :l a.pa11_"I`ea. .-,,9 `n7- - - -* v-- ' "Ii'*'-'*. " "" DI`. lTfC'8 Baking Powder, Fruit Coloring and }"im' E.'.s'eu:".-, Anchor-y Paste, Hhr, A Paste; Bloater Paste, Lunch Tongue, Roast lmck, ('v}1i'/Wu and I'urLey, Cttpfarm W hite's Pickles, Canned Jfushrmnns, Cadburgfx (f'o}'m, `Rm-I; (.`}m-ulut, ' Kingsford s Cornstarch, b'nirler'.s- Farina, Ilumfny. U.iII`4'_(/4: Bisru.i(.~r, Zifacaroons, Clm'sty'.~: Soda.-, Pure Gold A ' Baking Powder by Mr lb. ' Large Stock of chi}:gi;"'r`,iiy`6dEkery & Glassware HIGHEST PRICE FOR BUTTE]: AND m(;s. .......... CASH iSing|e & Double Breech=L0:1<|ing Shot (inns. i Single & Double ;\luz'/,le Lmuling Guns, 1 V Remington Breecli-Loading Shot (illlls. Winchester Sporting q;Vl.".g:1'/,ineel{itie.< Remington Sporting Ries,- _ T Ca|'t|'idges and Cartridge Causes`. Brass Shells, Gun Cas)es$TP?wder, Shot. Caps. &c., . __ ea-iHEiNDERso~'s' !Direct1y Opp. the Queen's Hotel. gpmcas TO surr THE GLOSEST BUYER. Yes, sir, tho`eedeck~h7ends are a. `pretty . roughvorowd," aid the izny-bearded captain :6 one of the neat steamers on the lakes, and there was s traceof sadness in his tqne which led thereporter to whom he spoke to inquire whether it had notelweyn been so. Oh, no, Thane run` 11 time tumntv ?sTovLs. LAMPS, GRANITE \ PIPES. - SHADES, TINWA I-:u.aows, auamzas. - woc DRUMS. CHIMNEYS. cu -DAMPERS, WICKS. OUR STOCK 01'` THE AP.0\'l~`. l'.UOI).3` Ix` 'l`lIE iG-. *3. MEADOWS? "_- 7 -j--- T _ LEAm:R," .\Io.\'ITog:," on Ixu-v.m.\L." - Croquet,` Granite Warp, Baslcets. Cutlery, T A Enamelled Warr, Bml (Jag,-.\, Cruel Stands, Tin `Ware, Brushc. Cake Baskets, Silver plaza! Ware, Binding M:/5.. Child's Carriages, IVooden. Ware, Bf:tl5lemI.~(`//'~ STOVES, LAMPS, MIRRORS. TEA TRAYS, '9.-U) IRONS. UAIKPET .\`Wl-I[If'l.!` CASH BOXES, CLOTHES WIKINGI-IRS, FLL'TL\'(: MA(,`Hl.\'fI.\', - (`ABLE MATTS. AND no... ---uq---g -A-1.-.-g-n-..:. --:___-_.--_--.. ____..._ __.. ALL xmns or H()`ijl``Ym1`;;f[1:]'_:IL:SnIyNG ARTICLES. aniu At ;c :1 EA 9% Jn;mn%w7`i:s: 2 202 --:--n: NAILS. LOCKS, HINGES, SCREWS, 1 AI.\"I`.~.`, UILS, `i U'l"]`\', ($1..-\.\`. AND PAINTS mixed ready for use, SPADES, b'll0VEL.5, HUES. { ' AND GARDEN TOOLS, BAR IRON AND STEEL and - 9. full stock of BLACKSMITI-[ b' AND CA RRIAf:E MAKER S GOODS, GUNS, AMMUNI- TION AND FISHING TACKLE. ' Sole Aganta in the Town f6r the National .\lf g. Co's .\ orth.-West Camping Hoods; MID? TBNTS,BlDS, 'l'ABI.ES,'CllAlRS AND STOOLS ON HAND. Everything Portable. | Ca ! and E.Iawr/~, -j:;Tj:__.__- ` I882. Sign Of the Circular Sail, bunlop street, ]Vbrt`h Side, Ban 13 -.--:-' & U -ru " I wry... v-_- an,` I - II I .-----`_` - ortngqo` - Of Iron pipo to `alum. `V513 rand Gas. Globe Valves. Stop 3:. dad to I. . Yllvg._ "Bun-i -~ 3`.lnG|ug.. L ` 9 . V . A uo'ly-) work in H3 line promptly altcn JOHN I LAXTO.\` % STOVES 2 ``s'rE>vEs 2 2 ALL THE HOST-APPROVED MAKE8, WITH THE LATEST AND BEST FURNISIIIW` `TAKING A CLASSICAL DRINK . ___.,. -... _...4 I second door won at the "welunctoh Hotel; 51-ly juouuua Kmnm 3] Cheap I-Iardvvare! _ ,\'r'rm: sI.GN o_1=' TI-IE CIRCULAR SAW. SMl'l` -.....,..__.,Vuv\r\zvv--vvvva. ..(J.-.,vv_rv~/x/\/xrxr-~J\r\/\/\/-xx IINS AND RIFLES I! . I 8TO0K|IG8,?800|(8, lllTT8.AETl3., I ` KNIT TO 03033. um . so-towns, * Dunlop-ot.~. Bgrrio. s9fI'<$f = Tun Pxovonno M;N.--She --`-` I (`loft 'n'0Il'fl|.I0nin (Inn an :-Ainn in Al... .......... _ sogm `sum DUEILOP STR:EE'I', NEXT DOOR TO` THEQANTON TEA STORE. 31-1;` mus. 8- Ae5ext2!=19=5E =ifttji"w=.c 14.-.`-.. -_ __ .__ ...| n-.. nI..\.- 'nlI`l\I R.A.DUTTON, Jvnsection Invited. No T rozzble to 31102:: G'rm(I.~: -:------v w- --t @-<- an `' nvcugnrn-Qpugg gggyg SOLE AGENT LN RARTHE F0]: A'r~noId s . Patent Automatic Steam Bozlm-J Corner of Collier and Bayfield Sfreets, Barrie. -j1:0: I - U n (1 e r t a K 1 n 5; ` V IN ALL ITS BRANCHES i.=>U1=Lv1s' 131-2103.. , New House Furnishing Store, as cheap as anywhere else in Canada, j - 3 Lia: 5-unjng-1:: I1-Ir6U8IiH0LD fURNlTUR:UNDlBTAKlNO AA4-----A,4-gag`. H: A anew A PRIZE TFNFIEK MANUFA'riJREi2s' PRICES. Yl\I_I 7:_ET6EiEs. I-`ii0i'i`.` a]B'UTf.&6. -guuasr nuIuIu'v-v-nIu-u.0I---u."-in----'--"-' - `In - "1'"'0o"u'Igl|uu`Iol G. B.`iVi;I\"b%6Ws,~ V1:-nvr fun/rrn .\'Irz-pl nut] Pu-ilvmnu I - _, 7 7 j SHELF AND HEAVYHARDWARE. 850. y/\/\.I\/\/\ ../\_ \/`_/`.J`.."`./`s/' ,-,A . .1 ZB.A.E.E.IE_ The Best ("coking Appnraxu m or invented. -3 :::--.:_4g__-_ __GRANlTE wgae, TINWARE. WOODWARE. 3. CUTLERY- -u--:-- ---7 T vi T _(.`,-z;ner Iunlop Street and Railway Square, lirzm. ." in (/40 ('oun.lg of 'Simcmu AND WILL BE SOLD .-\'l' 7" 3 . 4. WI! don t1ee this , _ "weigh to min your-_ 4 '- `- 1.42:: _ SPECIAL VALUE IN YOU CAN GET AT OTTON BROS. HANDSOMEHEARSE GROCER, % And all Funeral Raquisitea Furnished. U"IIIi - u--- BAYFI E LI) STREET- . ._ NORTH-OF SIMCOE HOTEL U 1: Geo. Wbiibizv. `HO USE, SIGN g FRES00 ....u ..-.u..... u.. an.- I -A mm) is known by th company he I keeps away from. V ' - 1).. ..._..-..t..l'E ..,...' ..-.... . .'L' .....; ...... A In . ' , . \' JOHN PLA1\T-- BRUSHES- ...,-,.u ......, _ -Be graccfulif yoli can ; if you can't. be graceful, be true. f - n :. ..1.....,.. n...; .....1;,... 1......n....... L...L nun .......J.. v.. ...J -....-u Nervous Prostration, Premature Old Age.` either caused by tobacco, alcohol. overwork. or excesves, cureed by or. E. C. West's Nerve and Brain_TreaLtment., `Sold by John Woods, Druggist, `Agent for Barrie. I . l J...Z........1 fV..1I...... L-.. ...J......L...I .. ..L...!.....L Ina evarynuuy I610 _&ll`lDUu. . Suddenly the mate, dressed from head to_ foot in oil-skins, rushed down to the main deck. axgd leaning out the gangwny, peered into the darkness and listened. He told me afterwards he knew we -were near the dock by hearing the washing of the Vowel. 1 ' 4- '.\`hnvA rm}. Hm (mnlr nhtnk. he vnnnd. --Nn one_ is fatigued aftr tl1e'exercige bf ' I forbearance. .. .....-, -- Viv---v-vow: --It is weak andvvioious people {who cast I the blumeun fate. I _ ` - I 6|!-vv-`In-, -Iv - - -Itis chanco_ftha.t makes brothers, but hearts that make friends. uvuu u. ....u... .......- ..-.....-... -T-A ti-nth that one does not tlnderstajzd becomes uuerror. V 1 - 4 ` ....,......-.. .... .... .. . ` . -When-a. mm is over the bay " he is not always on dry land. ` * x-r-_........ n_-.......4.:.... n_.....L_:...-- nu A..- - -Bnrrowed garments Eseldom t well. f -`-\Vh2it makes life dreary is the want of I motive. ' ~ I IJluEb'Iuv, 5-5-.uu n.u unu--v. -Ha.r'-vnrd College has oductited a sltudent tornn 100 yards in 10% seconds. 11' m D............. ........ 4.1.... ...L.--1"... _.:n -.u_..... ...w J -..... -.. -v-, ....`.v....... -P. T. Barnum sn.;rs_ that whisky will kill the best circus ever ornn.mze_d. 7... : .. 1-. run. 1)ieman s Lend. ~ _ ', Scorhutic complaints and eruptions are i among the` most common diseases at the di - giugs. Salt food and the lack.of vegetabe ` diet "are the prolic sources of scurvy and all the affections of the skin, theyfleshy bre and l the {glands included unler the general headgf iscor utic disorders. ere, then, is a wi el i field] for the operation of Professor Holloway : . wor d-renowned remedies. If there is one class of maladies in which they have achieved 1 greater triumphs than another, itis this. . The supercial evidences of disease ere removed bg the Ointment, wl 'le tl e gent], 3 erient an _ dilsinfecting operaltlion of the Pcillspsnrnmarily re ieves the-system and the circulation from every aorid and poisonous element calculated to feed the disorder; Thus these two potent remedies strike at once a.t_the source andlthe symptoms of the complaint and annihiate them. This is not su pression or ameliora- tion, but rzpulsion; It is the thoroughness, as well he crtnti}r]it_y, wlich hvyih taHollov;y s mci xcmes o err wor , w lc s mps em as the only safe and infallible curatives now before the world.-'I`he Jluslrulian Rrcurder. -To aee_wha.t is right, ahd not do it, i want, of courage. ' ~ Y. ,, ,_,,,I, ___J __1_2__.._ _._-__I- .41.- _,_L `Now, yelled the mate, giving me it look that made me tremble, `you long-legn ged farmer, take 2; race out on the plank, . and jump ashore, quick, you villain ! N Fan:-ina that. Im wnnhl hrnin me with "16 plains bu lump lb Irunu Inpplllg uy. ` nun vnaw .. .. ......-... V.-. v.- .--uuu-. F: J. CHENEY & Co.,_ prnprietora Hall's Cutarrh Cure, offer $100 reward for any cas of Cntarrh that can't be cured wgth Hall : Cutarrh Cure. Sold by W. QMCLEAN, Barrie. 39-3m TL --_.. _.:..`L 1... .____A..- ____._ :-, __-. v...v. Iwv--~ VJ . . . V. .-.\.. _......, V... . own any V... V --It you wish to remove avarice you must remove Its mother - lux_ury. Sl;{lLOH S CATARRH RE\1EDY. A .n........Il.u.u union in. l`n+...-.-I. flnkol\....1.. nun -nu-.. .v.... r... .... ...v..-.... mu. ,. REWEDY. marvellous cure,for "latmrrh; Diphtheria, Can- ker mouth, and Head Ache. With each bot- tle there is an Ingenious nisal Inj-ctor tor the more successful treatment of these -complaints without extra charge. Prxce 50 `cts. .Geo. Monknmu, Barrie; W. R. Sanders, Stayner, wholesale and retail agents. ' 47-ly -Cust no dirt uirito the well that has ` given wnt_er when you were thirsty. A u . n.-nunm-nu 'I"`.'. ' .......I....L - ........l. A- h..y.. .....:.... ......... J\JlI .-V... v-:n|>.:vJI A5: An.\1o.~1ITxo.~z.-To'neglect a. cough or 'cold, is but to invite Vonsulnption, that des- troyer of the human race. Ha2yard s Pc.-ctoral Balsam will cure the cough and. allay all in"itu- tion of the bronchial tubes and lungs, and ef- fectually remedy all pulmonaryomplainta, such as Asthma, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Rm. ' -Someboay else will if 1` don,t. This is one of the devil,a pet proverps. . . `T/\nIF LLAL &L.. .......`I..,.. .....I ........'_._ ....-..-'_ I .., v..- ... -.-v .....v..,... r/vv lanvwvnrlal Now that the reaping and mowina season _is coming on, l*`a.rmers should remember that Kaiser Machine Oil is tnebeat reaper and mower oil in the market. For sale by all dealers . . 6-9m. uuulcl B 0'01. -In{spi.to of 1)rotest the waltzstill `holds 1 itmown. Love `rules the whirled. ' I THOUH.\.\'Ds are being cured of.Catarrh every veer with l].u.L s Catarrh Cure, that the doc- tors had givee-up and said could not be `cured. 75 cents a bottle. Sold by W. C. MCLEAN, Barrie, ' - 39-3m -~\Vhut c-wlm` most resembles invisib1e' green? Answer; Blind man,s buff. IY..-,..........\. .- LL- 1...-` .......1:._:.... 4... 1...... .. `anuvnnl `gnu--V. . .4--u nuuu,u uunln _UNDOL`n'l`lCDI.\' the best medicine to keep on hand for Uolds. Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Pulmonary troubles generally, is Ha.ayard'a l ect.oral Balsam. It will not cure Consump- tion, but it will cure those. troublesome con- I dltions leading thereto. n . ....~ .....\ ._...-.. 'l......J.. LL-.. _.-.. \L.... FARMERS, before buying your reaper and mower oil, ask for and procure a sample of Kasier Machine Oil, is is warranted not to gum and guaranteed togive sutisfaction._ so In. " I "Do you see that big colored fellow there?" and the captain pointed out n. coon" of unusual development ; that fellow can u 3 neither read her write ; he don't know one letter from another ; but he can tell where a box is going to by the address on it just i as well as any educated person. He knows by the shape of the word whether it is Duluth, Marquette or the Sn.ult.- lie is a strange old fellow, too, for he stuck on one steamer for ten years, and only left her when she was sold and quitthe Lake Su- perior trsde. I remember one time when l `vase green deck hand, I shipped on o steamer for Lake Superior early in the sen- son, end we got to Detour in the nightwhen it was as black as Egypt and raining. for all it was worth. ` 1 had been a. little seasick crossing Lake Huron, and when we were ordered to .`stand by` at Detour I waefeeling verybad. The stezunerof course, couldn't go up the Sault River at night, so we had to tie up at Detour and stay till morning. The steamer was feeling her way along slowly, every now and then making the hills echo with her whistle in the-hope of bring- iu some one to the dock with a. light to 6- n nlnl linn kn}. nnnn mnnn. Than whanln ' ing peddled through me mining uutncu. mu enormous prots are realized in this way ' The digger does not desire to be victimized by the travelling extortionists who speculate in. l thesevsafeguards of human life, should provide himself withun ample supply from the were-, tlited agents of Professor. Holloway before starting for the interior. It is not, of eourse, the wish of the distinguished inventor that his medicines should bemade a medium for extor- tion, and he would willingly waive the com- ] plimeut paid to their efcaey in the exsction them within the reach of even human being, cupidity of speculators- But after making a _sslc at regular rates he cannot control the f. prices at which:the remedies shall be sold in a l colonial market. They are known to be the most protable venture which can be shipped for Australia, and hence he is continually re- V `ceiving orders of f,rom~l000!. upwards. with a Iviraw in nnmznlation in Australia and Van of exorbitant .prices'. His object is to place- and not to have theirdihsion limited lay the . I U,..\..|...6... ` Dieman Land. n..mu.Iantu nnr] o ceiving orders of fr0m_-1UUU!- l1DW_'l'3- WWYII3 `view. to specnlatxon m urn ntinns are -A French doctor makes a. business of _ curmg snoring. and warrants a. cure for $l0. A RswARo-0f one dozen Tnnxnmr " to any one senqing the best four line ryhme on TEABERRY,"' the remarkable little gem for the Teeth and Breath. Ask Your druggiat for addrees. , 38-16in ' ' _ -Dm_rs aremore hardy than men. They 1 go without then` pants in the winter. The Best Salve in the` world for Cute, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever . Sores`, Tester, Chapped .Hands, Chilblains, _ Come, and _u;1l- Skin Ernptions,-end posi- tively cures P1les.. It is guaranteed to give perfectsatisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 Cents per Box. For Sale by G. Monk- man. Barrie. . 42- 7 `--The New York papers are trying to. discover a great moral lesson in the Park. Theater fire; We don't see how they can _do it, as"Abbey was fullyinsured. . A Oman, of Stem-ling, in" V a {u-eoent latter, states that he met with` an accident some time ...... kn~u`hinII -nnnnf hi: Ilnnan"\Iu`n'invm-nlv states that no men win: an uccxueny some mno ago, byjwhich "(moot his knoenfwinjeverely. injured. -' A few npplimtidns oi Hsgyirah Ygl. lfiw; Oil afforded umnediate sud oomplnto to- e . ' ' ' ' -It in one thing toalove rnth, and 36 - seek it; for is-.4.1'n. -.-_- mdtzib -nuher-~. imjwlw &I.In!1cha9! it 9-,2 _. fan with impressions and pxwudzoes. H .- __ l|:':=`_~u_~_n. -11 . us o la vaveu. . . ' `Shove. out the gzmg plank. he yo1led,. `nil we shoved her out nenrlyhulf way A hen he gave a.-glance at us, told me to oome over where he wzis, and he made the reut of the crowd stand on the inner end of the plank to keep it from tipping up. `Nnw, vullml the mate. aivma me fl. `rue FOUNDATIONS or UIIIVER SAL OONFIDENOE r . I ...._. . There are discoveries and inventions which never reach beyond a certain locality - the're are others which pervade the world. To the latter class below) the world-accepted rem-d- ies of Professor t-lloway. In these colonies universal snilimplicit condence is placed in them. Nesrly- every vessel that arrives from Livernool or London brings sshi unent of Bel- lowsy s Pills and -Ointment, an yet the de- mand from the interior is so large and inces- sant that the stock `is generally short in our seaboard cities. Large quantities are purchas- ed and sent out for the express purpose of be. ing peddled through the mining districts. and Anm-mnrm nmta are realized l I I I 1 . -Marine records show that 230 ocehn vea- sels have gonb to sea in the last sixty year; to be heard of never again. -M1stress to` new cook-- daya and Saturdays Lahall go to market On Wednes-b vmh you. New oo9k,--. Very ,well,"~nn`1m, but who : again tocbrry the bank at, `mum? `seem to refer-,to Iu'er__enc_l be made mum-. _ ere, Slyner, whelepele Add agents. 47-lgg AIIBIVEII I new guns: nun Why do 90 many people we see ex-onnd_ nu,- eble by - ndigestion. `OonIt`ipetion;.._Di`xsiueee,; Loseof Appetite,` `Coming up `of the Food, Yellow. Skm,.when,for.75_pe., we trill sen. them Shiloh'i Viedizer; renteedwol cure them. Geo. Monkmen, e; W. B. Benet-f" blood and good neutn. without thus 91:: the } =32: and onehn the svenne to health by nnrifvind. ; A `sue?-r. of many` 11:8 in pig: ' In on .`3}_?.'`.1.uI73:...`}z..nvav22nirade|,nhaafn?:g.. :2 Cl jump usnure, qlllcn, yuu viuzun .' Fearing that he would brain me with one of his big fists, I took the `race, as he called it, and jumped into the darkness. I don t think I ever jumped as far in-'my life as I d4-d that time. and I drew in my bresth expecting to tind myself in the ' water, but I landed with my stomach across the edge of the log wluirf and scrambled on top of the slippery uhir just about as live- ly as knew how. When I got on my feet and recovered alittle wind I shunted back to the steumbuut and they threw me the lihes to make her fast. I never can forget_ the way the captain looked next day as he came up to me with his thumbs in the arm- hole: of his vest and said : Well. boy, . huw_'dn you like stepping ashore to take a line ?"'--Detroit Free Press. ABtJcKLI`I.\i's ARNIGA SALVE. Xlisvn -rn-us` QUE8TlbN In..." .1. an mum nnnnln um um Amnn Lime grains of wisdom, Lmle ems of wit. May ma. e yourlife more useful And cheer you up a bit. MISGELLAN sous. FAILURES UNKNOWN. sluyua . , I A CARD. -To all who are suffering from the `errors and vindiscretions of. youth, nervous weakuess,'esrly decay, loss of manhood, &c., I-will send a reeeipe that will care you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was dis- covered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN, Station D, New York Pity.` 7' . . ` t 34-ly -The moralist says: Every man is occasionally what he ouqhtto be perpetu- a1ly,. Then again some men are perpetu- ay what they `ought to be only,occasion- a y._ . . A n... 1 ......... ..'... n \l n.......'....L' ..c ...._,.. _ _ A Bm IN\'ES l'MEN'l`.--G. M. Everest, of Forest, states thst Hsgvar-d s Pectorsi Balsam still holds its own amongst the many cough medicines in the market. He says that he has sold it for nearly a'xteen.yea.rs, and the sales are steadily increasing.` One family has put-, chased over 50 bottles for various members and friends. .. q.'- n.- n . sung. u nvuu-n -Said Mr. Moriarty,` in explanation of his battered appearance: Ye see the horse I was driving waz a` mule. And Mr. Finnegan replied : Ye need say no more; Dennis. ' I A friend in need is a. friend in deed. This none can deny, especia1"y when assistance is rendered whenone is sorely aiicted with dis- ease .more particularly by those complaints and weaknesses so cwmmon to our female po nia- tion. Every woman should know that lec- h-in `RH-tar: nu-A wnms\n n true friend, And will F1011. nvery WOIDEII snuum KIIOW lillli D180- tric Bitters are woman's true friend, and will positively restore her'_to health, even when all other remedies ,faiL A single trial always proves` our assertion. They are pleasant to the taste. and only cost fty cents a bottle. Sold by G. Monkman`. ' V Alfew weeks ago 9. Detroit saloon keeper tioket No. 63,266 had drawn $3,000.` got hulfl of the fact that certain customer ` of his had invented in a lottery ticket, and on the night of the drawing the saloon was lled with a crowd to enjoy a. joke which we saloonist was to let loose on this man. The man with the ticket. dropped in at the usual hour for his beer, and while drinking it, he heard the saloon-keeper remark that U nm (In unn lznriw flint P umc nnir-lzlv --Lightning strnck a. contributinn -plate. in a. Western church just as the deacon was passing it `round. This isthe tirst time anything has struck this plate for . three months, said the deacon thou,<.,vhtfully. V l -Articles incorporating the Equitable Gas Company, of New York, have been led at Albany. This is generally con- sidered to be one of the best jokes of the season. .' nu I v\ ,s_;_ n_..:._;.._ 1.1.. .J 3UBUU. , DAVY & Clark, Druggists, Renfrew. date of June 3rd, write, Burdock Blood Bitters, though comparatively anew prepantioxl, has taken the lead in this locality, asa blood puri- er, our sales of it being equal to that of all other medicines used for the purpose during the last year. , u,____ u._..-_...:c.. . at \m....s ...:...'....Hn I DUI?` HSBII yubr. ' -Younq housewife : What miserable little eggs again !` You must `really tell them, `June, to let the hens sit on; them a little _lon;ze'x-, or we must change our ! V grocer. ,' ' " 5 1| IVIAIII`; '!`A null mhn urn anfrnl-{nu fmm thl-1| This is beyond question the most success- ful Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a few doses invariably cure the worst cases of Cough, Group. and Bronchitis, while it's wonderful" success in the cure` of consumption is without a parallel in the history of medicine. Since it's first disoovery it has been sold on a guar- antee, a test which no other medicin\ can stand. If you have a cough we earnestly ask youyto try it. Price 10 cts- 60 cts. and $1.00. Ifyour Lungs areysore, Chest, or Back, Lame. i use Shiloh s Porous Plaster. Geo. Moukman, I Barrie; W. B. Sanders, Stayner, wholesale and retail agents. V 47-13 --The family man resembles an oyster on the half-`shell. The shell is known at home, but the soft side abroad. Some men carry this resemblance in their` faces. A great many men have countenances like oysters. nnxm nu Dmrnu m mu n sive tobacco establishment in town TnI:Uentru'1'ooa.oco uepot, Mr. :4. nevneu pro rietor, is gaining in popularity with pub `c. The best and` purest brands of To- bacco and Ci era are always kept in stock, and no one w 0 once patronize: the establish- ment goes away unsatised. -This week I new assortment of goods is opened ont,and com rises every r nisite of the smoker. , Don t fail to try the entral Tobacco" Depot, adioining McCarthy : blook-the only ex(:lu- ' min I ulug own-:_. _ -This life is `too full of work, of duty i {gut} of pleasure, to be wasted. Certainly ' at 13 never a waste `of tune to meet one`s friends, to chat and have a good time with- them-. 7 \.1\J1,V\J\JAvAa. gay-` vv -~....,. An old physician, retired from practice, having" had placed in his hands by an East India missionary the formnla of a simple vege- table remedy for the speedy and permanent cure for Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all throat and Lung Aifections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nerv--us Complaints, after` having tested its wonderfulcnrative powers in thousands ofcases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. ' Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering. I will send free of charge_ to all who desire it, this reci . in German, French or English',with'full irections for preparing and using". Sent by mail by addressing -with" stamp, naming this paper, W. A. Nov!-:s', 149 l owcr s Block Rochester, N. Y. ` 42-13t. I --Books are the most discreet of all friends; they visit us without intrusion, and, though often rudely put` aside, are as prompt to serve and please as ever. A VEXID OLEBGYMAN ' Eiren the patience of Job ivould become ex- lnulted where he eprepeher and endeevoring to interest his eudienee while they were keeping up an incessant eoughiiig, nnking it impossible- e for him to be heard. all this be avoided b simply using Dr. King's I N... nammm-w for mummntion. Oouzhsiand t, how very easy. can Gimme _a. cornucopia, said a thirsty cusbmer to C01. `Donovan this morning, as he breasted the bar counter and looked familiarly at his own reflection in the bug mhfror. The Colonel set out a decanter _-and I tumbler. end the customer lled his (lust to the brim and tossed it off, and then o-walked out. 'l`l..o_ mun." remm-lmrl the Colonel. Is 1.` SW Umuuvurgonus. Colds. Trial ttlu man : Drug Store, 'l'|I.:.. HI- 3- 6. ride better. ' _ > -A small boy of four summers was rid- ing on 9. hobby horse with a companion. He was seated rather uncomfortably on the horse : neck. After 9. reective pause, `he said: I think if one of us gets o'I could ' ---_Clara (looking at adispluy of winter bonneta, etc.): Don t you think they are very handsome ?"- Amy _( whose thoughts are on the other side of` the street): Very, specially .the one with the black-mustache. IUK llllll sv uv nu-u. I Cisiaply uauigiar. King ; | New Diaoov for. nsumption,,Oougha,and n..lA. 'l`.-{.1 ttlnn niian nwnv 1: G. .Monk- SHILCM-l'8 OONSUMPTION dune rive powers or me \J1`ivlhAl unxuvlnn In- VIGUBATOR, the onlv remedy that has proved itself a spxcmc for general debility, seminal weakness, impotency, etc , and all diseases that arise from self-abuse. or over!` taxed brain, nally ending in consumption, in. sanity and a premature grave. Sold by all drnggists, or will be sent free on- receipt of $l.00 per box. or six boxes for $5.00. Ad- `dress VV. 0. McLean, Sole Agentfor Barrie. Send "for circular and testimonials of genuine` cures. ' . 39-311). --The giddy `gilded. youth this season are catching on to the fact that it proteth a .mn.n to buy anew overcoat with which to cover up an old ..,suit of clothes, rather than buy a new suit of clothes to be covered up by an old overcoat. - ` READING NOTICE. I I vuv uacu./n luuuvuvuvu Tnousmns bear witness to the ositiv`e out- tive of the GREAT G RMAN IN- \7l'l'1l|`DA'l`nY? H-an nnlv inmnv that has: Alauomnlggv v: .v v `Ayala Twenty-fo_1_1_r_yVcars experience, says an eminent Physician, convinces me that the onlv carefor Nervous Exhnnstion and weakness of the generative organ is torepair the waste by giving Brain and Nerve Foods, snd of all the remedies I have used 1Isck s Magnetic _ Medicine is the best. This remedy is now sold by all our Druggists at 50 cts. per box, or. 6 for $2.50, and on the receipt of an order for 12 boxes, accompanied with $5.00,. addressed to M|ck s Magnetic Medicine 00., Windsor, 0nt., they will forward the goods free by mail, and send their written guarantee to refund the money, if the treatment does not e'e_ct a cure. See adv't in ugothercolumn. -n I - - gs .. .4 us: .1 M f--g.Th9 demon : aolgiwaa telling une_muus- tar 1iw`*:th9b9- mmins.J,=is` -but -`mi the minister in uired :' y`.'T.3tuug yourjn; did they? We` , what did your pa. say 1" Stop this way p. moment, saidthe boy, I`d rather wfhisparj it to you. A ii'0Nr:% `MOW L` U: U-l UU Ill-g Ul'VVlI J,UUU. ` How do you know that? was qunqkly naked. - u m..n `I ..1..,. 1mm .. ..,...1.. ..c 4:,.1.,,o. I