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'uary-.'16,v. 1922* __ .____, -_---... Mr. Smoprthface is a lovely`man So solemn and decorous, you HJ used to pss the contribution plate. He has '3 rep` for/` taking things .as,they come. `Now he wears nice clothes -and gets on all the deputations. I wonder where.he got his money a_ndohow much he has.` I suspect he is president of ' 9. still 'he s so quiet about it. Somebody sai he invented a churn; T 9 - f1_!,,_. L,_,, I.,L , SW1: T I I -..--..- ..-... ..r...-...`... ....u-- vv vuvns Elna. M . Hiccough`-looks as. svteetr a.n_d svelt and velvety as she did thirty yea1 before the *vs;ar. How `does she do it? . Oh, if. some of us only knew!` II (`1 up u ux ..l T`l?1efe;e-S-;;l_iffe1-'-who bought" a ivver last I year. He asked me, deeply earnest, if 1 kew who hooked 91d" m-aids dresses up the back. He's wgndering yet; so am I. The same Splier who bought the cin- bought it how? How did he do it? I m wondering about bhat_ and perhaps his] tailor and butcher kn'ow-_to_twheir grief. 1 `ll ... 1 1I'!___..__LA I-_L, C..u... .. .. .. .v avv Va uvvvv nun- But consit-iering that one hlf the world doesn't know haw the other half lives, the wonder becomes an ~obaession' and has to, be `gotten rid of. / In La small town liim Barrie where there's little for _a reporter to `do but wonde'i', it but natural for aim to wonder out, loud how the'other yalf live. Not for an instant conceiving that is one half, of course. because if he id"-"80 conceive he {night he told to get a better half. `l)-_L ___-E_I_,!,,, A'l A CUB fI3EP0R`TER EINDS L I I WORK `FOR mu: MIND u.uu- 1 , life!) a..-m.--Take 3. little dictation as little as rmnnlnlA\ -11.00 a.m.--Make date for lnch. .. A. HE PRAIRIES -.-`GRANITE AND MARBLE MONUMENT S ., e CORNER POSTS, MARKERS ~ % INSCRIPTION` CUTTING All Kings ` of Cemetery Work `qggggps noun commmr " IJMITGD nnnnn ..... FVAUTOMOBIIIJS { SUPPLY LIMITED 100 University Ave: I K '33: -vi `- ` so mu St. West LIMITED C scribed. We are offering for immediate subscription the 8% "Sinking Fund Cumulative Preference Shares of the Copeland Flour Mills, Limited," at 100, carrying a bonus of 30% in Common Stock. . We believe that these Common Shares should, in course, of time, earn dividends equal to the Common Shares of th Maple Leaf or any other` Canadian Milling Com any--a portion of the Maple Leaf Shares were originally given as a bonus. One-half of this.issue has already been sold. ~ Indications are that it will be quickly over-sub- C We recommend, therefore, thafyou make irnmediato {application for shares or for a complete prospectus. 1183. me I 1917 Cash 1918 Cash 1919 Cash `.1920 Cash 192LCah oifer a splend opportunity to an ' individual or'conrn qualified to repre`. l. s_en_t the I-`IUPMOBILE in this territory. . -`Very liberal discount. Excellent proposl-- . tion for the right pafty. Wire or write : 191! Cash 1919 Cash 1920 Cash .1918 Cash 1914 Cash 1915 cash 1916 Cash The Maple Leaf Common Shares above referred to were given as a b nus with the Preferred Shares when the were placed 11 the market. The present market value 0 the Common Stock 13 $115 per share. 1920 Cash ' Dividends . 1918 cm Di'vl(_i_ends. 1919 Cash` Dividends. 1917 Cash Dividend . . . . .. 8%; -1918 Cash'Dlvidend. . . . . .10 59% and 2 Bonuses or - 215% each 1919 Cash Dividend......12% 1920 Cash Dividend-......12% and`25% Bonus Maple Leaf Milling Company, Limjted PI-efernzd Shares 7% per annum regularly paid. MY: 0 O 1917 Cash Dividends........i.....10%% and 15% 1918 Cash Dividends . . . . . . . . ... .....12% and 15% 1919 Cash Dividends. . . . . . . . . . . . .12% and 15% 1920- Cash\Dlvidgnds. . . . .'g. .. .12% and 10% Lake or tii Woods lgailiizig company. Limited ,_ `P1-efex"l`ed Shares 7% per annum regularly paid. EXT to growing the grain, our milling N is the most natural of all "Canadian industries.` Yet strangely enough this industry has not had the growth in Canada that its merits deserve, or that-the amazing prots in it should have stimulated. For example: The following is ab table of the Dividends paid by the various Canadian Milling Companies in the past few years. These Dividends in most cases wereaonly paid after setting aside substantial reserves out of earnings. ' ` \r Illllllllll Dividenas. Dividends. Cash` Dividgnds. The Cgilvie Flour M\ils Company, Limited Prefei-red Shares 7% per annum rgularly paid. Commoh Stock Dividend ..x.- .- _ _--vj- V : czv/LJAVLIKJ (Taken from `the Annual 1-lnunciax Review, mi Edition) AA Ren2a'rl2a bIe Table of Dividends , International Milling Company, Limited Preferred Shares 7% per annumregularly paid. C ommon- Stock Dividend 914 Dividend....28% Stock Dividend 40% 915 Dividend....3.0% Stock Dividend 20% V, 916 Dlvidend....31% of which $40,000 was ' investor! in nmmnn cumn. ac uuutluuu ouucn g 0.110 per _suare. Western Canada Flour Mills Co., Lim`i.ted--- Comma}: Stpck D n_Jidend 019 (V.-...I..V1\: ..x.:.....l.. o _.a n... - --~ RECORDS OF D_I_V_ID_END_S ____ `4.|. - Dividend . Dividend . Dividend . Dividend. Dividends . Dividends. Dividends . Dividends . Dividends.` _` , ..ommon ` Common bistribqtors Stock Dividend Stock Dividend uxvvancu Ill uummon SIOCK .47%v of which $250,000'"W8.l invested in Common Stock .40% of which $276,000 was invested in Common Stock .16% . .16% and 30% Common Stock. .. ,. .0179 U1 wnxcn $40,000 invested in Common Stock `470/1. of whinh gasn nnn`~.....- FOR A Mimi ' *9 - -. Ji T" 4 I: Han- .% ana 2% and Victory Bonds .8% and'2% and Victory Bonds .8% and 2% and Stock .10% .10% .12% .12% .12% TOIOXTO and 11%% and 14% Toronto, Ont. 10% 10% 15%. in in select a set.of collar DUWOM: Cum links, and -stick \pin, at\. this "Store- Men like jewelry, but it must be, useful and piactical and 9f the. dill`- able kind. That is the Kim` 01 men ! articles we gel}. _ See our watches and 1 -I.___._ .3... __ ___ in. Page Sgveti 7. Imnylvlula Vvli till chains for. meh. JEWi5LR- % (7.... Jun. -uvvuv_ n-.av,yvv u---uu ta ua\rI1\a~-`-1 A nbn-sinkable mail sack has been tper-V `xfected and teased -at` New York. Iuruuvuv-v-u-vv- -.. .v..._v. Q There is one safe `way to dispose of every Il hted match. ."Break it in two before `throwing it away. Ifyou will preach this doctrine broadcast throughout the country people will become accustomed -to breaking the matches, and you will nd that the number of match Lfires will be greatly re- -du.<-.c Fire AMarsha.l Lewis, On-I `~11 1-in . t}'1e;'West in the le, Assiniboine and ed in the Pembina. and in the eastern uth of Moose Jaw. mine a fairly large 11 inches in diame- 1igh used not bo'be~ irly rapid grower, cvhso as the Maui- Wireless waves trhvel. at the rate of about 185,000 -milw a second. _ ,:_u_;Lu, _.__:u -_-1- 1.-.; 1.-.... .......' nursdajy; 'Fbruary 16,` 192 2- The Ball f Planing Mill Co. 8:::;"*>;`,.1?.`.`:`**a' RAILWAY % DAIL/Y TRANSCONTLNEISTAL SERVl\C/IE TO POINTS WI:`.ST-Annual Homeseek'ers" EXCLiIfSiOnS\ - _ at `considerably 1owerTrates.~ ` L FOR FULL INFORMATION, SEEV - A` ' ` \ ;.u=.AMALco1i1soN . % . 1 - Phonog T , Oicey 109 Ron, 842 and 390 ` 0ak Flooring For ;$34.00 H This inciudes `laying, scraping, waxing and(~po1- ishing; in "fact, eve'ry- thing but move inxyour furniture. I .~ ,: WE WILL covjl-:RA yaoom 10x12 I-1, wrrn CLEAR RED. . Larger rooms based on approximately the same price. - Attention! COME IN TMATCHESJAND `rm: FOREST; H. VELSTONK` ' (1ive"U-s ;_ 441-425 St. Let us talk it Toxi/er. ?:zmA'Nmc .1. pnsssxucf :_- .'DY_ElNG- - REMODELING Axmns or BUTTONS MADE ` LIMITED may be "forgotten" _ 0 a visit from Mr._ L'!3iRT1!|?I.!.? oods called for and delivcfed V and see our new r3ng.c.of'-__ = , V Spring and Summersuntnngs. V We a\'e" Agenfs for the f , ' L . CROWN TAILORIANGNCO. . ` . A ."Su`its "made to your Medsur; ` .TfllR'l'Y DOLLARS UP ._._ _ `Phonic: ass 'U-_l _-"K6\;IN \A ` BLANCHE L. BERDELIJS HEIRS SOUGHT HERE uu yu ulA. sum-._y ucucvtzu uc uveu. H; Uopia. Utopizais a synonym for perfec~I tion and the Court apbearedf eager for an introduction to the individual` who was so generous" with, his` three-star Utopian V swamp" brand. But thecase was closed--- maybe? The heirs of Blanche Lois Berdell' are `sought in= e vicinity of Barrie. "` ' A. VW. S ith, Town Clerk. has received -a letter from Q: intestate estate` office in Chicago, stating that the above named per- son was born in Canada about 1861 and is believed to have removed to New` York istate 'abov.}t 1875. The; communication .states tliat .thevdecede{t before her deatli had indicated that there wereghalf-brothers or sisters, "and that her father was eithe la lu-mberm-an or s lumberjack. ' L mhn nkanuan G3-on nrfnn urilrk n l7:nnv at ll lu'lll'UCIlIl-ll U] D IUIIIUCIJDUB V The Chicago fm writes with a view of ascertaining the names of thefrightful heirs [to nn-estate lift by Blanche Lois Berdell. sy. No 0 gears w wide spread The Doininion`iorest reserves in Western ICanada comprise. an area. _*of approximately 22,000,000 acres_.- and consist of tracts of. land unsuitable for agriculture which ha.ve been set apart pemianently for forest pro duction. \.\ g, Utopian Swamp Did It One drink, one drunkyone drunk, den dollars. That settled the one case in Pol-_ ice Court last Friday morning-may.~be. Courts have a (habit of not forgetting th maybe" in these days of the O.T.A. The young man who was fined had been treated to one horn of "swamp." It made! `him zigzag'," as the French say. `W_it- messes described the man who swam " lth yoptll. 'I'hey believed he live in} [T nnm, lltnlnin. in Ll avnnnvm fnr nnrfnn. ycrucu In inc nuc nu`. DUI]. 8` interest In 3 ease. W. A. Boys, K.C., said he believed he was expressing the feeling of the legal profession generally. in voicing :3 word of deep respect for the late County Solicitor and an egrpresion of deep sympamhy` for Mrs`. Bell and her family. Magistrate Clark joined in -the tribute, saying it was his oonviotionthat Mr. Bell was a -man whom 'the longer one knew him the higher one'a `estimate of him grew._- ' Tribute to Late w. A. J. ion, K.-C. A warm tribute was offered to-`the name of the late W. A. J. Bell, K.C., in Police Cogrt, last Friday,_where Alex. Comm ap- peared in- the late Mr. Bell's` interest in 3 noun W A 13-... vn --:J L- L-I:--.- RAILWAYS BARRIE POLICE T c,QuR'r' O. `R. RUSK fyour~Eyes - ` The First time: you; realize something is wrong with That is the `proper time to haive your eyes examined and save those headaches and nervous strains that neglected -eyes will cause. . ` REGISTERED HOPTOHMETRIST 99 Dunl`o_p St. [Phone - -Barrie 143 Graduate Cnadian Ophthalmic College, Toronfo En refuse_ to marry w.1.\E`:':'1 your. appointment to have `us egtamine yo,ur eyes. 41' Dunlop St. uuc yum: avuayu vug U1 l4l.I.U Uuuuby spots on a western Dcvminion`reserve was visited by people from Sherbtooke, Quebec, Toronto.` Winnipeg,` Moose Jaiv, Calgary, Okanagan, Edmonton, Vancouver and Victoria, and from outside Canada thexvisitors came from England, Ireland`, United St"ate:eBrazil and Honolulu. The `advantages of.this practice to both country and city ar.e.very gyt . and increase as dime goes on`, ' those lands too poor to grow farm crops: rontsrs AND nscnamou -One of the things about forest conserv- -ztion which has caused it to advance with rapidity is the fact thht it injures no in- terest ands-benets ill. The forester, and the farmer will never quarrel, becafuse the forester desires for growing forests only Again the forester does not want to build a ten-foot fence about his forest to keep out hunters and shermen and camxpers. The. forests are natural recreation grounds, and to use a -forest for this purpose is to putvit to one ofli-ts legitimate uses. ()ten in Western Canada _a` forest reserve .may contain -the only picnic and camping grounds for miles -around. The people of the surrounding district are not kept out but are encouralged to use these plac . Practically the only conditions are that they be careful with re and do not otherwise injurethe fhrst. This plan has developed a .3 Spirit` of 50.0-operation throughout the _West. "Besides this, to some of the lakes in forest reserves, people come from" long distances, and they go back home strong .supporters of .forest conservation. During ; the past season one of the beauty spots on < a western nA.minmn|.-sum. mm. n-:.:o...l I... .WIlBll ULII SIGIIULIIIILIUIB 'WUlLIU U511 UHUUP -lumber and cheap paper are rather dim. We are? using up our forest wealth in,,Can- ada far. faster than nature is growing it and forest fires are destroying many times what we annually cut. To keep our for- ests in productive condition, more money must be spent upon forwt protection, upon "the burning of debris, -the combatting of forest insect-diseases and other construct- ive measures. The product of the forest must stand, this increasedncostso that it is` very doubtful if we will ever see again Can- adian lumber and .pulp and paper" products ant/old-fashioned prices. The trouble is that we Canadians have been living ~nbt on the annual increment of inter-est of the forest, but taking a large slice of capital as well. This, of ,course, must stop or the nation will face actual timber bankruptcy. . By Canadian Forestry Association Q.---I am told that articial silk islmade out of Canadian spruce wood. What is the dierence between_ articial and real silk? A.--Articial silk is practically the same substance chemically as natural silk, _'the resort and tesgtube of the chemist having been called upon to convert wooclpulrp into cellulose and then into silk by mechanical` processes, just as the silk worm within its body converts the mulberry leaf into cell- ulose and then spins its cocoon. 'l`he ar- ticial silk goods are sometimes harsher in feeling than the natural; but advanced manufactureiis rapidly eliminating this de- Tectt`. ` f_[_____ ________ _____ __._ __._..I__.-.l ' 31105 V1 ll .Lu5uI_y llll`}JU1lIlIlllI PWUIIU uuhy. .| Q.--Is there much likelihood ef lumber. and `Wood products .in general becoming` cheaper in the next ve years? A __"'Knrn.nrn`\nK`u 111: La vmv-:nI>:nnn :n ZT :'r$r`- ;r31` 'Ja1f.z;'${'maauons in the present market but the prospects for what our grandfathers would call cheap lutrnknr ant` nknnn nnnni urn nah`-gnu Aim uPE7l V IDIUII Ul DLIU :yu:I.uvu15 WUI I\ I A.--At the last session of the Ontario Legislature, provision was made for supply- ing to, any municipality which previously has come intd possession of an area. of waste land free tfee stock from the Gov- erninent Nursery and "supervision of the planting work at the government expense. It is also provided that the timber from such land at `maturity shallvbe the props erty of the -municipality. The government ges nothing` out of it except the perform- ance of a highly important public duty. . l 0...`: vfhnrn nnnnl: Iilrnlnunn AC Inynlanr IJIUJ Plu Ill Wii A.---There are about sixty thousand men` and their wages run to sixty million dolla:s a year. _ There` are -approximately four thousand wood- nxanufacturing establish- . meiits _in Canadi outside of the gmlvp and. pziper industry. . Q.~--Is -it possible for this Ontario mun- icipality to_ obtain free tree's from the On- tario Government Nursery and to get free supervision of the .-planting work? A ___AI> mlan loaf nnnainn A` hiya (`nin-;'n Gilson ry easy ` vuc Llnulll-U.l cuau pnoacu away. , Full inquiries were made by Chief John- |`stox'x /and reported toloroner Dr . A. M. Mc- Faul, who, upon __jnvestigation\ concluded that Mr. W_van't death was due to an ac- cident and that an inquest was unnecqssary. I QUESTIONS AND"ANSWE'l-`(S . I T ON FORESTRY MATTERSI n (V I500. : Q.-How - many men are employed in Canada ? l_umber industry and what are they pand m wages? ' n A _..""snv-A ova n`-uvuul n:vI-I1 lknuuannu vnnn vuuuwcn anu Icuvcs lUu'I' uuugnwrs: MP8. Malcomson of Ba1frie,`Mrs. Frank Clar of Inglewooekan Missw Laura and Eiileen, . who are with the elder sisters. ' There are also one sister. Mrs. T. H. McGill of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.. and seven bro- thers. Chas. W., in Su-nnidalve 'I'~p.; Isaiah, near Stayner; Joseph J., on fourth line of `Nottawasfa,ga;` Vincent A._. in Collingwood: Oliver W., Herbert and Bert, at the Can- adian S . His wife died in Allandale {about 1' r years ago and shortly after [one daughter also passed away. I Full {nun}:-`an uynnn vnnrln kn ("1-.:nC L-.1... he }assed`"""{vay. _._.._.,......n. V... "V uuuuunvuvu Mr. Wyant, who was abggt fty-ve years of age, was a son of the late Charles Wyant of `Batteau. who was of U. E. Loy,- alist stock. Previous to comizig to otown he conducteda farm near Batteau for some years and had lived at Alltindale for a time. For the last six months he had been em- ployed by E.`-J. Bellman, who in speaking of him-said `he was a capable man in every way and he was deeply grieved at his un- timely andsad death. Mr. Wyant was a \ widower and leaves four daughters: Mrs. "R.nh1'.r Mnlnnnnnnn of Run-in `M : !.`......l. ..-.....__.-... .., ...v -. .v.`v--V. l" 0nM I`uesd-ay morning about -half-past seven o'clock, Oscar Wyant, teamster for E. J. Bellman, met a sad death by accid- ent at the Bellman farm on St. Clair street. With the team he was rprepa-ring to take on a load of beef at the barn when the horses became frightened and ran away. In an attemptxto check them. Mr. Wyant reached for -the lines and in doing so fell across the whiletree. With a {hold on but oneihe tried to stop them. but unfortun- ately they collided with an apple tree and in the collision Mr. Wyant was caught and received such injuries as to cause his death. When ;picked up `by Mr. Irwin, who con- ducts the farm. he was breathing. but be-` fore medical assistance could be summoned he passed away. II'_ 117,, I n . n.. 4. Mr.,.a.n`d Mrs. Rob`t. Mnlcoanaon were_ in Collingwood last Thursday attending the funeral. of Mrs. MaIcomson s_ father, who met dos.-ch in a runawa accident on Feb. 7. \\ Particulars, as given y the Cblling- wood__Bulletin, -are as fo1{0ws:- ~ " 1=a'ther or Mrs; R-.- M,aIc omson. - Victim `of, FataLAccident ' at Collingwood. ' INRUNAWAYI THE BARRIE EXAMINER zines Gilsoh ` 1- cnivln 1 vruIr\vur\II I "550 TU c.'izgAr BRITAIN Toward the end of 1921, about three thousand pounds of tree seed were shipped from = the Dominion Forestry Branch ex- tracting plant at New Westminster,, B.Cf, to the Forestry Com-mision of Great Bri- tain. This shipment vwa.sabout equally dided between Douglas r\' and Sitka spruce: .The:seed will be'used in th`grea_t replanting aclieme now: under why "in the British Islee.,~ Other. shipments brihging the total fer the euson up to "over-` fhfpn u uavun: _a5 60 wane 1o_0 P3151118 OI FYCCS an impoesibiity, but by following out cer- tain methods which are indicated`-_by results already ebtnimd, `tree growing on ` the prairies can be made just `as successful and, perhaps, even more certain than wheat rain`- ing.--Norman M. Rose, Dominion Fonest Nursery Station, Indian Head, Sask. uuuvuu. vvuvuy, uuc ucta. nave I/0 Wilm- stand-a great deal of exposure to storm. and extremes of temperature. Third, the prairie soll as we now find it, after years `of exposure to the elements, is so compact and hard that it needs to be specially pre- pared beforeit is fit for tree growth. None of these conditionsware, however, of such a nature _as` to make the raising of trees an imnnsnihiitv, hut ll! nllnnyiusn nus ...... CANADIAN TREES FOR BDI mnsmqi TREE6;-ON `Y`HE\ PRAIRIES Undoubtedly there we more difficulties met with in raising trees on the prairies than are to be found in the eastern prov, inces. In the pst place the rainfall is very limited. Second, the trees have to with- nf.nnH..n mrnnrf Anal AC .svnn....... L- ..i......... . , -- ~~v ----v- v: - gag`... .Qq.\g uqnn QlAl5\4 Cllll I 1.40---2.00 .n.m.-File letters. 2.00-2.30 p.-m.--Fiie nails. 2.30--2.45 p.-m.-Get a drink. 2.45-'-3.15 p.m.--Receive callers on` tele- phone. 4 V . . If 3.15-3.45 p.-m.-3lip-out zin'd get asoda . 3.45-4.15 p.zm.--Plan activitias for ev- enings _ V. . ` 4.15-4.30 p.m.--Begin to clear o' desk. 4230--.4.45 pm.-~Be ready ta go. 5.00-p.m.-4-GO. (Another day. What a life!) I ' `____ --_.., .. v......-u 11.15-11.30 a.m.-I--Gorget a drink. 11.30-<-11.45.a.m.-eBegin to get ready forlunch. V \ ` ll.45-l2.00 noon- Pqwder, `arrange hair, arrange `hat, and "punch out." 12.00--l.15 1J.m.--Lu.nch. 1.254-l.40 p.m.- Punch in," digpose of hat and wraps and arrange hair. 1 An nnn _ ..- nu, Lu xv.-xu---11.uu u.1u.--mane cave I0! xuncn. l1.00--ll.1'5`a.m.--Write a letter or two (one may be enough) 1112 Inna, nu.` no- To `be a steinographer you -must be a git) `V with light, dark or red hair, these colors to be permanent or in rotation.-as desired. You must also be equipped with a powder puff. lip rouge, eyebrow pencil (or even better. detachable eyebrows), silk stockin'g"s`, a skirt that can be shortened at least two inches per week, a note bookwhich cannot be"opened at the right place when desired, four pencils which aways need sharpening, and an eraser which never can `be "found. ` l 1-. . n . `I .._ U IUUR KID- Your next step after getting a job will - be to give all your friends your office tele- phone number so they can call you up dur- `ing_ business hours. It is little things like this that make V life worth while; besides. us girls must have our moments. Your schedule fbr a typical dhy should be arrang- ed something` lilge this: 8.60 a.m.--'Time to punch in`. ` z . ..8.45 a.m.-You punch in. 8.45-9.15 a.m.-Di.spose of wrap and hat and arrange `h-air. -- '- n 12 n Ar nu 1 1-..c u. _. ANCI ES oldest white settle- a..ur-z1.'2iJ u.-m.--uu a. ume uncraupn (as little as possxble). ~ 9.45-,1o.15 a.m.-s1ip mi} and get-Ii eodal \ 10.15-10.45 a.m.--Ca]l up friend and discus the big time you had previous ev- 1 ing. A ` WUIC ill` I/LIC HUQRC IIIKIIRFII V: I Went to a movie the other night and I'm wondering yet hourthose girls got into their costumes. Perhaps -that s none of-my! business. \ . T '-N I'\L -_,-`I V I , I I / I . .I I -uuaulcab. * Oh, well, I should worry about the other half. If I knew per-harps they'd know all about .me too, and that. wouldn t do at all, would it`?T-By love. \ u ...._. ... .......v- -v...vu alvvvl vuun vv nuuuu. But first fou slouldatztend a. business college where" shzrthahd and .ty-pewritingl may be picked up and carried gingerly un- til the opcportuiaity to dro;i\:em both pre- sents itself in the form.of a man who be- lieves atht two `ca*n live as ohe ap as one. As a matter of fact, they usually dn--even cheaper-but who wants to live cheap? Au..- -..... 1...-.- x:_:-1_-.| LL- a_,_ 9 , u --_-_,_- -_- ...... ........, W ..W .,.....,,. After you have nished the business coll- ege you get a job where your desk will be the longest walk to the water cooler and the shortest run-to the time clock. Also pick a boss who looks easy-, as well as easy to ook at. V A . . . _ ....L .4-.. ..l.'L.... ...-;L:_._ _ :_L ,,,en "' " """' "'"_ "" l""' "' """"""""` How do some newspapers get along` witha? a printex- s devil? A paper-_~,can t have a heck of 9. `time without one. " 73)s?erL lie }-"ea? (i}I{.o&;'bh'ari{;7bhuck wore at the hoqkey match? * 1/0.. I "How TO 3Ecov{n: A STENOGRAPHER Iiuulu. Going home last night I heard a woman scream. I'll bet they .were "having a reg- ular back-fence,cat= How I do wish I knewlhow they get along at all. But -perhaps she saw a mouse and he threw his boot at it, missed, and the boot went out in the snow. I wonder! I just can't stop! wondering and gossjping about them. I A,lI, wonaenng Ana gossgpmg about, pnem. t And 'horw,do the Snownps live? There are nine in the. family `and only eight rooms in the house `and one rpairof snowshoes. I `II , ,l V si Crop er