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* OPINION ' g Box 2-f8. 141 Main Si. E.. i)5878-2341 i. 1-800-68-7794 Cf.mssified ftl7i.-33("i l an Oliver Publisher Nefil Oliver Gnrm Mariater IRuts Kelly Edir OKart tfaaC, ilmimo Man«,e Teri(umu oBh e Mîaiqrr MrDîe P1 inta Mîmingr Ted Induy *Riiil SoleMmiîmr Ilu Caudim Ctumupion labitd evemy Sfnday.a ad Frxby a 19 i Main ai E, Mîion >Ont., LST 4N9 fBox 248), tgon. ut The Metrniaini Pnmiin Puitaing il Dmntidmng Uii gmsiout of 94puSitn mmiv partes wlich aelilesa Amupictmamm Noirs Adved1.~ AWmn Bannet. Barri. A ince, Puami Ou.niiin. Bailmiglm Pont. Cofinumeoun Coi.etom. Etu0mucf Guan'damuit-L.aliur Aeem. Geoirgetom indaf.dnl ip nPr.P.. Kingaomi Thtis Wo.t, Lindsay Tis W.ai aliaigom aSa. Melhaig Nais. Naimmamia Erà, Osmumif Beurrer. Ou@@ Tody. OniaaaWta Titi Weeém. Peleituig Tis Widm Aietmroit HitVrTmhUUii Vaugitan tabadra. 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"ame ufth 8*0ad0.tsmrem ti mbe pd for ai the. lafitaile rata Thie pauatire therna lita o mu atagoe a ortunemt udetias -il878-2341 to book __ our advertisement I h, comte Ii rit% attention that a vexed and th, arid muniipal cotanil candidate ha, iaken oit fiif-pige .d.ertmsenmn mn anoffler lical publicatiion to ispay a fuzzy critique of my This s.,iirred Ii,l [riday. when ai ihat nome siff hopetii Anthony WG, Affwood. ofo was runnin, for Ward 2 town ciorcif. plonked Rob d osn hi% .crip for a position spanning page ,Cicn (Il fhe \lillon Shopping New, The S;hopping Ne- %. v ifnti enough te mention e Y is ac.spir*. sanin a hloocl-red banner ___________________ î adîmne atop .\ntion>y indignant riposte, .0 1 tedi compeIfei Io rentue ihe favur here. Top 101 re.msons for ativertmsing in Tiri That dnte. leits n. mrcifuf fy flegin circfmng caniadiau Chaîiipiîin. fie main pint mathut, essay - .deflisiig. Thec l0) Editor wifl immedtatcly stop mamkîng fuin stuf f fiai gues lesîde and fiefow ali fthfe seonies otf yoq and reat yoa fike long-Inai hoddy. I ýhe fînancial gfue fhat rnis our s[ruggfing 9f A whofe flonch of car deafers can't fie eierpoise togetifer. Sales. Caslfa. We need te wrong - cat hey? We wntnil, We'ff late yours in a New York 8f Nasty bmlf collecmors wmff lease you aloet minue. ~for ai leasi 30 il y. -an ledays, wflach is ,Ic ff. grrdmore than sonmé long ot a incpeople nowa- ,dnndli,, orto go to mmversi- IcIcemy toti flaci ofthat page 6f Htghfy - net tethe kmllet Can - rant from the fi- adian Champion tfe ofd fa4y sales and coin- about fleing kîid- posmng staff will napped fly aimes 7ak .ou a one umghî in a bus shef fer - fork, oser a few C flook rea goond. even if your phmone noniher i.m notes and boy a page rigt here mn lthe very missfng, journal yomm're reaii Go nuis. Gel il off your 5) Editor suIfi ones lai tab ai the Betty Ford chest .ia amat masiercard accepteti. Tenis. Clînic. Why ativertise mn The Canadian ChamPiOn 4) A whole bunch of "ra entame agents caif t sohen yom can just grmpe to your meife for firee fie wrong - cai they? iusiead? Becaui-« really cati malle a differ- 3f Canadam C'ianmjiton provei moue effec- ence Yes. ativertiing doits ,tuke a diffence. tive in pupçiy toile( iraining than othber leading To Ted. Our sales manager. Ted Lindsay. He's newspapfts, according te informa smlrvey and Sgot a young fanily. lle's just trying t0 mauite a many leléers Io ie edilor. ONiviig here. Tsai's Ted, second frOm die tigi 2) Salen manager ihreatened to jump off ln lIse photo somneshere nearby. vrlt a hunch Village Parc on tIse Pond if reps don't malte of fresh-faceti cean-clit young people. He was quota he Vnp ill~e chariiy fundraister On it e 1) Champion subscnflers doni move lips iekndW~ a gay. He dotes on kmds. H~e when lfley read. I0od<gs.l Official edimor's note: 1 don't reafly have I tivouddlthave mnade ihem selI you tis very any frmdge magneis. Dom'i send me any Morley. ,paýWh.cap îoo. But forge[ i. Il tas a one- hi only encourages mec. filmé deal. Off îhe tablfe note. Tough luck. Too hati you teeren'i mn the looDp Regular ativeris- Du~ rs gem wind of thee ilings _______________ Another gond reason for iargeing yosmr ina!- 'TiUTYU E E' ketîag dollars ai rny favouriie srnalf-îown r T4u~TYUW R newspaper t, to capitalize on ihe phenonsrenal NNN THE compuîerized page layout resources available.Bosl B There shoufd fie a pîcture of me Isereabomîs -BY iI ihi has fleen elecironically retoucheti hy 00e ' award-winnmng ant departmreni. Don't try iflis on your home computer. Yo'Ill jml tIe disap .OE-Z potuteti Ship your raw maierial over here 1- insîead Here's a handy guide Io tie top iINteasons sot> you shoulti advetmse in Thei Canadian Champion- Cui il oui Mnd stick iî on your refrtgeraior. Senti me a dollar and Fil even ,enti you a frudge miagnet.t Over to you in the booth The foflosoîng report i. jusi mn fropn fasi Montiay nmgflis pofitacal footfWI-coite,t Rookie Waf fy Hunier was calfeti ap front the mmunors. veteran Brati Cfement, soas put ou tbf tiahbet i fsi, anti olfier titan sonne stigh If> firuiseti ego% the rest of Teamn Miflton emergeti utiscaiflet frorn a faelt er comitest reminisceni of many Montiay nmght garnies. It was prirnarif y a tiefensive contesi. wiifl few fumbfles. although a couple of rookies conte off the benefit li îen iflings up wmîfl a Pigment anti Chernical long bomb dital os interceptei hy a Royal Rank defence, Coach Gord Keaniz remaineti onflappafile afler tietlecing a couple of Gaforatie spfasfl atiempîs, lu his.wscoai aqtempi te score, Joe DiPalma. afier a handoff fly Ron Funik. matie a greal open-fieldi mu. only to fie sioppeti on ihe one- yard line fly veteran Art Mefanson, Rookie Don Peliz sous double-teatuet by f nebackers Rmck Day anti Bnanl Peran anti runniug harts Ron Hansmnger.and Bruce Attenhorough just coulin't score tihlent il mai- tereti againsi thle sieady play of Geriy Brooks anti Marton Howtard. IIurd-year mon John Challinor nuy not have shosen up for te practice, buot his aitackers uterenif tal enough Io reach the hall on his statue o! liberty play, and somte came close to meciving piling- on penalties. On dite sidelines, uclsool board tristees anti hydro, commisiionters trieti franumcally te lisen up thse crowd mith iheir olti routines but couldini attract mach attention. A nceIsosg anti dance man, Ttm Kingsbury. fias fleen beouglit in to liven up lte nexl performanceý TIse mosi engaging malch.up was beisocen tughi ends Colin Best anti Brat Clemenis. who utere cohtianîly on tIse sidelines consulîîng with coaches about sohether Io pass or ran. Besi was handeti a ihree- year commeacialler the View Point» gaind: but il didnîq icl ode performance cf au.- es. Wafly Hunier receiseti thse gamne haff, eien thoogh there nis %Omne question of a fien agains il. The tickets were lice but. as ai an Argo gante. lIse fans siayeti away in tiroses f ack of pfayer recognition, pooe untierstatting of the garne anti what many fie ee i, a thîrd-rate league have fleen sorte of the excases offereti for poor aIendiance. Itle rumour of lte day soas; ihai coach kranai many fic offereti a job mn ithe regpontai league. More talent, flmgger hock. anti a larger siadisum are lihe attractions. andti he promise of somte potential spmnoffs for oumr local fans malte e package appealing. Playing arichair quirierlack. lise possibili- îlies of thaï mose lakng place are inlniguing. Who amousg tse current counicil conîti bondIe or tieserves lte coaching job? Womld Clemenis returo froni the disableti lisu? Con Besit f111 ihe udiotes of bis failher? Would dme teain act on te melliflucus fonles o! a Brian Pennsgn or respont 1 Ron Funik? Il amni oser tfif is' Olier. Al ltme players desere credut for shomsing up ani adding a idie spice for fans soi followmng ihlis league but siay tuneti folks, the fat lady may corne bock for an encore.