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There are some I could write a book on the things I don't understand. Or at least a column. The impetus for such profound tbinking at this particular lime owes its tbanks to the wonderful sport of soccer. First, a couple îhings in other areas I don't understand, for no other reason than they've crossed my mind recenîly Wb7y, for exam- pie, do callers t0 radio talk shows always say, "Thanks for taking my caîl." If they didn't caîl there would be no show The radio host shouîd thank them. Drives me crazy every time. limit changed. If mistake they dese didn't make a mi them a pass. Min he so generous w had received a tic By the way, thanks for readmng hadn't made il o my column. miles to neyer cr Another thing 1 don't uinder- Ever. stand? Appetizers. 1 don't know of Maybe the peo any food that increases my appetite. it the way my m Ail that appetizers accomplish is to was a kid. If I h start the process of sating whatever smack and was hunger 1 have. In no way do they my momn would s make me hungrier. ones 1 got awayv Moving dloser to home, 1 [ccl for Okay n0W 10 ail the people writing letters to the flot doing anythir Champion complaining ahout I think it's gre receiving tickets on James Snow soccer teamn and Parkway the day before the speed flot a soccer fan things 1 simply just don't understand Milton team and hope they do well. so its a retro name, like Toronto about people looking at the league The thing I don't understand is the FC, and they seem to he doing standings and then checking their - team. name - Milltown FC. well. Fair enough. maps for Milltown? I've lived here 1 don't have a problemn with the No, the part 1 don't understand close to 30 years and I've neyer On tib FC part - Football Club - is wbere, what or why is Millhown? heard someone refer to Milton as l though I think iCs pretentious, Wbats wrong with Milton? While Milltown. Not once. So its not like 3 kose considering teamns with the FC its true that Milton was once theres some tradition behind it. ~I behînd their namne are usually from known as Mill Town sometime in It doesn'î make one bit of sense2 ___13 ____ England and have been a round 100 the 1800s, the town was actually to me, but so be it, and if you're 1> years, while our team. bas yet t0 named alter the poet, John Milton. going to the game please be mmnd- the police made a play a game. How are the kids the teamn is fol of Milltown speed limits so that Sz *rve a pass. If they And we caîl it soccer not foot- hoping to attract going to relate to Milltown police don't give you a stake I'd also give hall in this part of the world. Okay, a place that doesn't exist? What Milltown ticket. d you, I wouldn't ith the passes if I ket.And also ifl 1 .0 ofe the .os ad an e .0a n a ne of niy golden iticize the police. te h olg to sui ev r bu ge an tie t pIe should look at other did when 1 Cali today for your comptimentary hearing test appened to gel a ag proen nnoent .OVER 20 YEARs 0F EXPERIENCE? ay that was for the *5TATE 0F THE ART HEARING AIDS ;ith. .30-DAY TRIAL PERIGO socccr, sincc wcîce - BATTERIES, ACCESSORIES AND ASSISTIVE LISTENING DEVICES îg cIsc. -FINANCING AVAILABLE at we have a pro even though lmt l'm a fan of any MILTON: 107-470 Bronle Street South 905-878-1100 Ad Valede 1. Patterson (2 ePrE IiOng ete & CON Hearing Instrument Speciaîist HS rn Cnte 1 GOOD NEIGI MIDIIV, Y .w.~uums < 1eý" Multa EARTHDArY C&%«~ SATURDAYr MAY lst VOLUNTEERS WANTED As in the past, Community Day is.. . GOOD NEIGHBOURS - HELPING A NEIGHBOUR WHO NEEDS SOME HELP. Teams of volunteers go out into the community and spend a few hours doing good deeds for senior citizens and others who need assistance, in completing simple Spring cleanup tasks such as... washing windows, yard work, painting a room, lifting, general dlean-up and much more. NEED HELP?!?!'>, Let your Neighbours Help!l! If you are a senior unable to complete some of your Spring dlean-up jobs, give us a cati or sign up at any of the listings below. EARTH DAY - CARING ABOUT AND FOR OUR ENVIRONMENT Teams of volunteers go out into the community and spend the morning cleaning up our Creeks and Streams and other waterways, our Parks, our Roadways and any where else garbage has accumulated over, the winter. if yo l ik ohl.. *oimn *om oe eviol ot -I