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B4 - The Canadian Champion, Friday, December 12, 2008 Make your very own Christmas movie right here movie, and having the benetît of the Hallmark channels via satellite t get a healthy daily dose. They're mostly the same and they're mosdly poorly made, many of them in Canada, but 1 enjoy them just the same. You might not bave the same advantages as me, so l'Il help you make your own Christmas movie so0 you dont bave to, miss a thing. Yu start with a grumpy or sad person. Choose one of the follow- ing reasons: a. Doesn't have meaning in their lit e. b. Doesn't have love in their lite. c. Doesn't have fibre in their lite. Snirb, s1x 1,," 'r 'Ii'i ~bî, r reason, and we learn why the mother/tather is mad at them. Pick one: a. Didn't stay and help out on the farm. b. Didn't stay and help out at the hardware store. c. Didn't stay and help out with the tamily moonshine business. At the same time, the person retumning home gets involved with an old lame, who quite tortunately is still single ater the 15 years sînce they last met. Of course, there was something unresolved from the last tîme they saw each other. a. They each thought the other person didn't love them. b. The person who Iett didn't say goodbye. c. The person who lef t took their car, dog, and laundry ticket. Some kind of event brings aIl the people together. Choose one. a. The town or school Christmas pageant. b Pr km i mIoad 4" nrajî'-a whcn remarkably the best trec is still available. c. Punch-up at the local depart- ment store over the last available computer gaming system. The grumpy or sad person comes around because ot one ot the tollowing: a. Their heart is waried by Christmas spirit. b. Their heart is warmned by tond tamily memonies. c. Their heartiis warnied by a bottle of Scotch. The old lames get back togeth- er when they realîze. aThen, marnv itm an b. One of thc other is in line to receive a large inheritance. c. They have to get together because theres only five minutes lett in the movie. The movie is almost over and everything bas been resolved and we're assured that everybody is going to lîvc happîly ever alter. At thîs point you should: a. Bawl your cyes out because that's the whole point of the movie. b. BawI your eyes out becausc thatrs the whole point of the movie. c. AIl of the above. Halto Th Rgo* lI i~~i. Milton Christmas & New Year's Waste Collection Notice Please Note Collection Day Changes Due to Christmas and New Years Day holidays, there are some delays to waste collection. There is no waste collection on Christmas Day (December 25) and New Year's Day (January 1). There is waste collection on Christmas Eve (December 24), Boxing Day (December 26), and New Year's Eve (December 31). Milton Area 5: there was an error in the Calendar mailed to your home. Waste collection takes place on December 24; il does not move to December 25. Please place your waste at the curb by 7 arn. on your scheduled collection day. Please check your 2008 Waste Management Guide and Collection Calendar for your collection area details, or visit www.halton.ca to use our "Search by Address' tool. Halton Wuvaste Management Site wifl be closed Thursday, December 25, 2008 and Thursday, January 1, 2009 Regular Operating Hours Open Monday to Saturday 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. 5400 Regional Road 25, Milton Please check your 2008 Waste Management Guide and Collection Calendar or visit us online at www.halton.ca for more information. 2009 Waste Management Guide & Collection Calendar Your 2009 Waste Management Guide & Collection Calendar will be delivered to your mailbox in mid-January 2009. Free Influenza (Flu) Immunization Clinics It's flot too late to vaccinate! The Halton Region Health Department is offering free flu immunization clinics to ail Ontarians six months of age and older. Please wear a short-sleeved shirt. Children under nine years of age needing a second dose are also invited. No appointments are necessary. If you have a fever or do flot feel weIl, postpone your visit to a later date. Wednesday, Halton Regional 15 ot od December 1 4:00 p.m. - 8:00 pm Centre, auditorium Okiluentr Wednsda, HatonReginal 1151 Bronte Road, Janary7 :00p.m -8:0 P.. enteHadtorional Oakville (use north Janury 7Cente, aditoium entrance) Wednesday, Halton Regional 1151 Bronte Road, January 21 4:00 p.m. - 8:00 p. m. Centre, auditorium avle(snot 1 1 entrance) For more information on influenza (flu) and the complete clinic schedule, visit www.halton.calflu. Essential services available during the holidays Halton Region's administration offices wiIl be closed for the Holidays on December 24, 2008, until 8:30 arn. January 2, 2009. However, ail of our essential services wiIl remain available during this time. If you need assistance with a Regional service over the hoîidays, please caîl Access Halton at 905-825-6000 or toîl free at 1 -866-4HALTON (1 -866-442-5866). Gary Carr Regional Chair happy and healthy holiday season! Hatn ew"R. olM"00 g 5du4 Dec. 15 9:30 ar. Dec. 17 9:30 ar. fl.r. 24 tofa.1 Budget Review Committee Regional Council Meeting au rE sLosam m wy