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Then came the workplace, public places, and then places near public places. Next are apartment buildings and your private resi- dence. They eventually got everything they origi- nally wanted and more, but ifs goîng 50 well îhey don't want 60 stop. Starting next year, smoking on Tuesdays between noon and fiveMwil be illegal anywhere in the country If you do smoke, you will be shot. Itfs the same way with the greeniacs. Get a victory, keep going. And going and going. 0f course they've done a lot of good, it would be silly to argue that point, but l'm getting tired of being pushed and made t0 feel guihty about every move I make. Guilt is big with the gree- niacs. Replacing every light bulb in the country? Not so sure about that. Naturally the new bulbs cost more - you have to pay extra to save the planet - but the tradeofl is that they o lasi longer. Ifs like they're riding oh tum and it doesn't semr Ira matter if say is Frue or not. 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I used to put down weed and feed in the spring and that was it fcrr the ycar he a nîce lawn wîîh no weeds. My sister-in-law nftl l says no, no, no, and when I argue, shc droaps j the grandchîldren card. Do 1 want my grand- loose kads to geî sick lromn the îmnxîc mnaterials? Well, no, I don't, but îny kids neyer got sick from it, or any other kids I ever heard about andI by the way I notice you haven't traded in e momen- ycnur car foir a horse. whai they Okay, fine, shes rcscarched as, shes ollcîcd ions tests, alternatives, so I îake hack the lertilazer I knew id consid- would work and gel the environinentallv- ive turned lniendly varsety; which of course costs more, oney and and as it turns cout doesn't get rid of the weeds. ou lbl So, now l'm on my hands and knees pick- ut hall the îng out weeds ahl the Lime. Its like the lawn is lacis. And a Milton showcase for weeds. What 1 need is dy bags as somre weediacs to help me out. a ladybug Il not, it could be disaster. l'm allergie to some of these weeds s0 I get stuffed up and they can sneeze. I sneeze and at causes somebody else to the green sne: ze. And somebody else. Then somebody can't stop wvith an infectious dîsease sneezes and passes it on to somebody else, who passes it on îo een boxes somebody else. Pretîy soon theres an epidem- -efore. The ic and everybody on the planet dies. enough to Hows that? Green enough for you?