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A8 -The Canadian Champion, Friday, February 2, 2007 <2 /9/ Superbowl Sunday Superbowl LXI, held on Sunday in Miami, pits the Indianapolis Colts against the Chticago Bears. Avid sports fans. young and old, will cheer on their favourite players as they battie one another for this coveted championship. With such focus on football this sveek. let s consider how somte of its more technical terms could be applied in a church setting. A quarterback sneak is when church members attempt to leave quietly leaving during the altar invitation. A draw play is xhat miany children do svith their bulletin throughout the Worship Service. Haif-time refers to the interval ol time betwveen the conclusion of Sunday Sehool and the beginning of the Worship Service. A benchwarmer is someone who does not contribute to the service in any way. Sadly, this individual does not sing, pray, work. or give and is quite content to simply sit and do noth ing. Having a backfield-in-motion describes what happens when the younger children begini to make restroom or svater founitain trips to) the back of the sanctuary during the service. Staying in the pocket is xvhat cati happen to someone's money if they fail to realize the importance of giviîîg to support God's xvork. The two-minute warning is the point at which members oif the congregation realize that the sermon is almost over and begiin to gather up their personal belongings. Anl instant replay is used xvhen the plîstor lisses bis place in bis nlotes and rereads a certain section. Sudden death occurs svhen the preacher goes into overtime and is otten cvidenced in the attention spart (if congregation memibers. A trap is particularly effective \vhen the individual called on to pray for the special requests failed to pay attention as they were listed. Ail end run allows people to get out of church quickly. without having to speak to anyone. And finally, a blitz best describes the pressing rush for the restaurants that follows the closing prayer. Hope you enjoyed those parallels! They were meant to make you smille! Cotîsider visiting a local church this week and take the first step towards reaching your personal potential and brightening the future of those around you! Consult the Religious Directory below for service times and location. Submitted by Revcrend Dan Rogge, Senior Pastor of New Life Church, Milton St. George's V 'I £ Angslican Church Loilvrnq Cil Loviinq pe1ie. 150+ Years Sundas at200 Min SreetJoie ustibis vear înacelebration of Sunday at 20 Mai Stret Thepreachiat of God's word in this church on the msarpnalent in 10:00 arn Worship & Teaching 1856.(ome and Settkwwi bvey pleasedo netyou. Chîlrens P Runing oncrretly RECIOR: Rev. Canon Charles Mastersî Cide' rograms Runn ocretyjanuary 4th,2007 Services - 11:00 arn Coffee & Conversations 8:30 arn - Morning Prayer (We serve Tim Horton's Coffeel) 10:30 arn - HoIy Communion Traditional Service 10:30 amn- HoIy Communion in the Fainily Room. 905-876-3586 Nursery and junior Sunday School LA~I..D~I#LL 7051 Guelph Line at Derry Road (Tel) 905-878-1363 www.Mil.onflulle..,urc.ca& Visit our web site wu'w.sigeor£eslou'vilk.or Sunday, Feb. 4 10:00 arn Series: "jesus on thse Move" (a study of tise book of Mark) 'Tinding Forgiveness " www.thesanctuary.calmilton ~ 905.257.3987 Milton Sports Centre 605 Santa Maria BIvd. (Derry Rd, west of Hwy. 25) MIILTON tiugh rosier Hall. -13 Brownl st. Milton FREE BIBLE SCHOOI, l l i i I( ÇRACEWAY CBAPTIST CHURCH 1 03 Martin Street ccW!L~ 905-878-1 629 Pastor Walter H. Isaak 1 0:00o a.m. - Sunday School 1:00 a.m. Morning Worship 6:00 p.rn. - Evening Service Thursday 7:00 p.m. Bible Study & Prayer ,,yau'I always tind a triend ai Graceway" www.gracewaybaptis.Grg To Advertise in the Church Directory please cal Colleen Gorrnan at 905-878-2341 ext. 211 CHURCH 0F CHRIST 1412 Brîtannia Rd. West, Milton, On L9T 2X8 905-875-2939 Sunday School Classes 10:00 arn Worship & Communion 11:00Oam Thursday Bible Study 7:00 pm Minister Steve Corbeit GRACE ANGLICAN CHURCH Clergyt 317 Main St. E Rev. Dr. Mark the Church on the Hi)l McDerrnott 905-878-2411 Rev. Dr. Renée Desjardins Father Mark Curtis Services: Sunday 8:(X1) amn - Said Eucharist 10:1)1) aii Sung Euchani inctading 'Kids' Spirit" Program toloed b> coffee hior Liaten to our Sunday sermons online et www.gracnchurchmiltonco WechrAcceso throagh Parking Lot www.gracechurchmilton.comn MILTON GOSPEL HALL 306 Ontario St. N. - 878-3873 10:00 ar.- The Lord's Supper il1:45 a.m. Sunday Sohool 6:30 p.m. - Gospel Service Wednesday 7:30p.m. - Prayer and Bible Study And the Word iras nmade flesa and sîveli arnong and ire belîeld hîs glory - John 1.14 -EWaIF [or eai Padoir DnRfla 08835 *Sevie apioedfo DaMidofk Opins Adl Biblen Studtey Puth BGd Clus - ~ ~ 63 Wned tp.m. 905-878-5664 KNOX PRESBYTERIAN CHURCU F ecm o o. fi ,outsid .e between theSports Centre 10Mi t . itn958866 NTDC U C and the Hospital otrRnHwadTSlia Pufsuing Jesus passionately and Dîrector of Music Minîstries -Sonja van de Hoei connecting wîth our God-given famlly Sunday Worship 10:30 a.m. ANNUAL MEETING,1:3ar Meet new friends in the café at 10:00 arn 9:15 a.m. - Youth Small Grnup (Grades 7 & Up) WorsipL &MBusINsG etn 10:30 a.m. Service osiLnh&BiesMetg Facing The Giants in Your Lite 10:30 a.m. -Children's Worship Church Schooal& Gospel Unit for JK - Gr 8 (Ages 3 - Grade 6) & Nursery Supervîsed Nursery Caro from 10: 15 arm. Lead Pastor Jack Ninaber ,,LE OSRV H OD NEW!I Winter WonderGafé - Feb. 8, 7:30 Youth Pastor Eric HeIIiweII "C LLED TO SERVEr THEe LORDtqetin.. i elo Wheelchair access and washroornn provided nu (hal hrhofc:(0)8889 x.2 www .southsi de m i Iton . (Il lo ait may corne and worship. Access off Mary Street.aý wwstulmtoor Il i 'N 1 i