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Dat eli e The Canadian Champion, Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - A19 %Why did the chicken cross the road? -Dateline is a free lîstîîtg of coming, events only. The column is avoulable to local communit -y groups to assist in pro- moting their future events. Only charita- ble or non-profit community groups may use this service. We can only guarantee one issue of publicity closest ta the date of the occurrence although more insertions are possible if ciemand is low Notices for Dateline should be handed in at the office of The Champion, 875 Main St. E., faxed to (905) 878-4943 oi e-mailed to miltoned@haltonsearch.com. The final deadline is noon Friday foi Tuesday's edition and noon Wednesdav for Friday's edition. Dateline items aien't accepted lhy telephone. Wednesday May 3 BPW (Business Professional Women) Halton meets from 6:45 ta 9 pirn, ai Ratîlesnake Point Golf Club, 5407 Regional Road 25. The casi is $10 for pre-registered members and $15 for non-mcmbers. To reservc a spot, caîl Pat Dunwoody ai (416) 506-8057 or e- mail pdunwoody,@ifdsgroup.cam. VON Halion bolds the first session of uts free four-week Care for the Caregiver education series from 1.30 ta 3:30 p.m. ai Martîndale Gardens, 45 Martin St. Family caregivers can leain bow ta reduce stress, handle guilî and anger, and about community resources. Ta register, caîl (905) 827-8800, ext. 2319. Halton Healîbcare Services and tbe Crobns and Colitis Foundation of Canada present a fiee seminar entîîled 'Taking Charge of your lnflammatory Bowel Diseuse' ai 7 p.m. ai Le Dame Banquet Hall, 1173 Nortb Service Rd. E., Oakville. To reserve a spot, call (905) 338-4379. The Womens Centre, suite 210 in Hopedale MaIl ai Rebecca Street and Third Line in Oakville, bolds its Abuse Support Group from 6 ta 8 p.m. To reg- ister or for more information, call (905) 847-5520. Milton Distrnct Hospital bolds a one- on-one breasîfeeding clinic witb a cer- tified lactation consultant from 1:30 ta 3 p.mi. For more information or ta make an appointment, caîl jean Gallen at (905) 878-2383, ext. 7030. VON Alzbeimer Services continues ils free dementia information senies for family caregivers witb 'Communicaîing with Persons with Alzheimer Disease'. ht takes place from 7 ta 9 p.m. ai VON Halton, Sheridan College, 1430 Trafalgar Rd., in Oakville (enter from Ceremonial Drive). To register, caIl (905) 847-9559. ISYOUR *GAMBLING KEEPING YOU IN THE WE REDEL AUD.A.P.T. Problsm Gambling Servies a 'Free a Professionai - Conft-dential 905-893-4250 Tbe Milton Leisure Centre olfers adult drop-in volcybaîl from 2 ta 3 p.in. Tbe cosi is $3.50 per session. Ebenezer United Cburcb, 12274 Guelph Line, bolds uts Wednesday Evening Worsbip from 7 ta 8 p.m. For more information, call Pastor Mark Rutledge ai (905) 854-2423 or (519) 824-7303. Thursday May 4 The Womens Centre, suite 210 in Hapedale Mail ai Rebecca Street and Third Line in Oakville, bolds uts free Peer Counselling by phone or in per- san for wamen facing abuse, grief/loss and relatiansbip issues [ror 10 a.m. ta 3 p.m. No appoîniment is necessary. f alsa balds uts Womens Caring and Sharing Circle from 1 ta 3 p.m. To reg- ister or for more infornmation, caîl (905) 847-5520. The Fine Arts Society of Miltan's Evening Group of Artisis meets [ram 7 ta 10 p.m. Tbe informaI environmenî provides artisîs wîîb an apparîunîîy ta exercise tbeîr draw-ing skiffs. For more information, caIl Janis ai (905) 854- 5753. The Deck youîh centre, 200 Main St. (rear entrance), invites bigb scbaal students looking ta play a game ai pool ta stop by between 7 and 10 pi. Milton Distrnct Haspital bolds a ane- on-ane breasîfeeding clinie witb a cer- îified lactatian consultant fram 7 ta 9 p.m. For mare infarm-atian or ta make an appaîntment, caîl jean Gallen ai (905) 878-2383, ext. 7030. Wellspring Halton-Peel, a support neîwark for cancer patients and their families, balds a seminar enîiîled 'Maximum Capacity: Sîrategies for Cognitive Enhancement' for those diagnosed or in îreaîmenî. i takes place from 1 ta 2:30 p.m. ai 2545 Sixîb Line in Oakville. For more information, caîl (905) 257-1988. The Halton Ouîdoar Club bolds an informsation nighî about its summer activities sîartîng ai 7:30 p.m. ai the Continental Austrian Club, 664 Spning Gardens Rd., in Burlington. Information an biking, kayaking and cycling is presenîed, witb fiee refresb- ments. For mare information, caîl (905) 634-2012. Friday May 5 The Deck youîb centre, 200 Matis St. (rear enîrance), invites bigb scbaal studenîs laokîng ta play a game af pool ta stop by between 7 and Il p.m. Milton District Hospital balds a graup session breasîfeeding clinic wiîb a cerîîlîed lactation consultant fram Il a.m. ia 12:30 p.m. For mare informa- tion or ta make an appoinîmenî, caîl jean Gallen ai (905) 878-2383, ext. 7030. The ncwly renovated Miltan Public Library bolds an open bouse [ram 5:30 ta 7:30 p.m. witb food and doar prizes. The ribban cutting takes place ai 6:15 p.m., wiîb tours cantînuing after-ward. Friday May 5 - 6 The Milton Players Theatre Group presents Funny Money by Ray Cooney ai the Milton Seniors' Activiîy Centre, 500 Cbilds Dr. Fridays performance begins ai 8 p.m. Tickets cosî $15 eacb.. Saturdays sbow is a dinner theatre, witb the bar opening ai 6:30 p.m., dlin- ner ai 7 p.m. and curtain caîl ai 8:15 p.m. Tickets casî $35. Tickets are avail- able at Tielemans Interiors, 340 Main Si. E. or Boutique 188, 188 Main St. E., or by calling (905) 875-0629. Saturday May 6 Hornby Ca-aperative Nursery Scbaal balds its annual garage sale -see more DATIEUNE on page A29 See Hitherfield's junior & Senior Kindergarten Classes in action! Plan to attend our daytime Open r-- House on Thursday May 4. aS' + From 8:45am until 1:l5am. +~ Individual programrming promnotes self esteemn and love of learning, \\ CompbeilvMle early identification of readiness nurtures child's own natural enthusi- " - asm. Our teachers are fully qualified, held in high esteemn by our parents. Corne Visit Us! Let your child grow with us! îý The Milton Public Library Board invites you & your family to attend our Open House Corne and see the newly renovated Milton Public Library & The Pine Street Offices Tours! Food! Door Prizes! 5:30 - 7:30p.m., Friday, May 5, 2006 45 Bruce Street 905-875-2665 www.mpl.on.ca à la live longer. By walking across the road, the chicken gained a heaithier hearf ond lungs.. and o positive attde s-4