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B2 -The Canadian Champion, Friday, July 08, 2005 Complaints- where would we be without them? Okay, su maybe that sîupid backwards sign at the Milton Sports Centre makes me crazy, but l'm getting tberapy for it. I like complaints, which is wby the first place I tum to when I get this newspaper is the letters section. Occasionally, a tbank you will slip in there, usually from a fundraising event, but 1 skip right over those because they're no fun. Maybe it bas sometbing to do witb enjoying otber people's mis- ery. I'm boping that's flot aIl it is and that it's flot just me wbo likes that kind of tbing because then I'd bave to wonder more about myseif, and the sign therapy is already too expensive. Somebody in Tuesday's Champion complained about the lack of opinion coming from the newspaper on issues affecting Milton - a complaint about the lack of complaining, in other words. I know from expenience tbat wben I complaîn about sometbing serious in this columa, people tend to complain about me. So do it yourself. Write a letter. It seems to me you're doing a fine job, Few issues go uncballenged. And if tbere's anytbing more lu that red wagon story, keep it coming. Peuple are uniikeiy to make the effort to writ newspaper unleis it's someîhing ihaî's boihering t or if sometbing gues bad ihat was good in thse firs Let me tbink of an exampie. Okay, every îim Mark Curtis sing, wbich bas been ai the upening o this summer, or ai thse Marauders football games, 1 he can really belt il oui. Now Playing at Mohawk Yuk-YukL.'s& Comedy Nights! See the funniest stand-up talent around at Mohawk' s Yuk-Yuk's Comedy Nights, every Thursday in July and August starting at 9:00 pmn! $50,000 Hole-in-One Challenge! Enter our $50.000 Hole-in-One Challenge every Monday and Tuesday night in July and August! 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But if be went rapper on us, changed bis name to Fatber Ice Cube Curtis and staried adding swear words to tbe On thenational anthen, The Champion would bave tu put out a special loose I started out this coiumn tbinking I'd make a list of tbings flot t complain about inMilton, but I'm already more tban baif way O'tbrougb. su it's too late for that. We ail know ibis is a pretty good place tu live for tbe most part, or else we wouldn't live bere. i bet people living in H-awaii bave ea letter te, the complaints about tbings. too, but tbey're flot moving either. bem quite a bit Wben we do bave someîbing to complain about, we don't want t place. somnebody diminisbing the value of our complaint. even ibough e I bear Fatber we could do tbat virtually every time. f varlous evenîs Fourtb Line is closed? At leasi Fiftb Line isn't. 'm ibinking, gee Got a ticket for parking on the street? At ieast tbey didn'î tow you. A backwards sign driving you nuis? Look at it ibrougb a mirror. Lose every cent you ever owned on a bad investment? Okay, maybe flot that une, but you gel the ides. We ail bave compiaints. Whenever that particular situation is rectified, we juil move on to sumething euse. You migbt bave com- plaints about finances until you win tbe ioîîery. You ihink ricb peu- ple are lesi whiny than tihe resi of us? I wuuldn't mind finding oui, but uhe unes I know cumplain as mucb or mure. As for me, I bupe ihey don'i fix the backwards sign, because then ail ihai therapy would be for noibing and I'd bave iu find something else to compiain about. Golfers , sponsors sought for tourney Tec Pro penlit One Chanitable Foundation w ill bold uts 21si annual golf toumnament in support of local reg,îstered charntîes Tbe event wîli take place Septimber 13 ai Burlîngion Spnings Golf and Country Club. and the cosi lu participate is $125 per per- son. Each ticket includes a golf cart. green tees. dinner and prizes. 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