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Don Cherry cails me by 'tram MAYBE on page 12 1 try to, remember namnes. 1 really do. But, because I've made so many mistakes in the past, 1 try to avoid using them. A bunch of times I've called hockey player fathers by their kid's namne. 1 did it recently. 'How you doing Chris?- I said to Cbris's father. "You mean Brian.-"O0f course. what did 1 say?" You sce? 1 had tri pretend il was just a slip of the longue. So, its better flot to include the naine. When i get called by the wrong naine, I generally dont correct the person. I think it's furnay. After six years in the Hockey Night in Canada studio for the playoffs, Don Cherry ail of a sudden started calling me Mark. So, 1 just referred to myseif as Mark for a week or so. One guy, who I knew wben 1 was a teenager working in a warebouse, had the perfect solution to the naine problem. He called everybody Steve. 1 neyer knew bis naine, and 1 neyer bad to. 1 just called bim Steve, ton. 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