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20-The Canadian Champion, Frdav. Julv 26, 2002 -Readers can choose their own Marauders vame storv here Photo by GRAHAM PAINE Milton Marauder Sean Faulknor (28) gets hauled down by his face mask, but stili manages ta hold onto the bail. l in 10 women wi 1deveko CÂNCER The rtsk increas- es wlh age. The Ontario Breasi Screening Program provdes breast examina- ion and a mam- mogram at no cosl 10 women who are 50 years of age or over. Make your appointmeri loday! For the centre nearest you cal)' s-en Pgg" ,.g,. ol Th Ontro By MURRAY TOWNSEND Special to The Champion The Milton Maraudiers lost 48-O to tbe Mississauga Wolverines Saturday afternoon at Bisbop Reding Secondary Scbool. You can deduce pretty mucli ail you need to know about the game Irom ibat score except that tl could bave been worse. Maybe youire tired ot bearing bow bad the Marauders are, ot tnaybe not. Either way. our new interactive f'eature allows you 10 choose yoiir own game stoiy. Each ol the following game state- monts will bc followed by ta) (b) and (c). lifyou vant the brutal îriîtb read (a), il you want a sligbtly tempered version ofl the triiib choose tb) and il'you want tbe rosy verston of tbe truth, choose (c>. Mississauga scored their first touchdown: a. about 1(0 seconds into te gane svben they returned the open- ing kickoll untouchec l'or 8(0 yards. b. on a brîlliant run by their kick retumer that even the New England Patriots couldn't bave stopped. c. on al smart play by Milton designed to li the Wolvertnes tnto a tÏaIse sense of' securtty by gis îng them tbe early iead. Mississauga was only able tu score one more touchdown oin a kickofT or punt return because: a. kîcker Mike O'Brien \vas smart enougb tI o keep punting out ol bounds. b. thetr point returners sscîree xbSIîsed lrOM (1011g so mtîch cuti c. the NMilton spectal teams s hUt Iltle door. Milton's longest run on the day was: a. lrom tlle bench Io the parkitng loi aller the gante. b. lrorn the parking lot to the bench belote tbe gaine. c. a tn ,o-v ard scamper up tbe mtddle by Sean Faulknor. Signs of encouragement for Milton were: a. quarterback Ry an McGilI ntaking more room for bimisell'bk rolling Out and doing some scrambling. b. flot losîng by more titan 48-0. c. beîng lied ss th fvissag oc miucb ofithe lirs;t 15 secondf, <il the game. The Champion reporter makes fun of the team's situation rather than indiv iduals because: a. despiie being os'ermatched. mosi of the Marauders play their guts oui. b. hes scared to death of Stu Gilbert. c. he understands. because he once coached a girls rep softball team tbat lost every single game of their season. Big news that ssasn'B reported in the story last week because the coach didn't teli The Champion reporter, but is the subject ot an upcoming column, svas: a. ise îlayers LUtthle teatti. b. I'ise plas crs got lost onIlltîe s av to the gaine. c. the Mat auders didi'tiNtsc te game 21)0,tltey non tl 29-0. Whoe-,er il is that charges the Marauders to use the embar- rassingly bad Bishop Reding field should be: a. sîtot. b. arrested. c. arrested and theti shot. The MVP (most valuable persont in the gamne against the Woverînes was: a. the ssornan vwho sold the cold n ator oi thte sidelines. b. everybody was tied toc last. c. everybody \'as lied for first. T he worst instance of bad sportsmanship by Mississauga was: a. doing a touchdown dance wben up by 35 points. b. the player who told E.Griffith after a fumble tbat be really should hold ont0 the bail. c. holding their on-field prayor vigil after the gaine svhen Milton elearly needed it before the game. When Matt MacPhail took over at quarterback for Milton late in the game he was: a. btter than Andrew Todd. b. btter thaît Rob Johtnson. c. btter than Doug Flutie. The percentage chance that Milton will win their final game of the season tomorrow in North Bay is: a.(0 per cent. b. 1 petcintt c.1.5 percett Iroquola Trial Test Aug. 17 Burlingtons running club wîll host the Iroquota Trial Test, beginning at Kilbride School, Saturday. Aug. 17. The 27-kmr race wîlil leature varied terrain from country roads to challenging traits. The entry fee is $42 per person. Tbe deadline for registration is August 15. and entry forms cao be picked up at running stores throughout Halton or obtained by visiting www.deerhurst.coi'/brc. MILTON INTERCHURCH SOFTBALL LEAGUE STANDING AS 0F 17-JULY-02 TEAMS G W L T PTS 1 MILTON BIBLE 14 il 2 1 23 2 HOLY ROSARY 13 10 3 0 20 3 SOUTH SIDE" 15 10 5 0 20 4 SOUTH SIDE 'Z' 14 9 4 1 19 5 NEW LIFE "A" 16 9 6 1 19 6 ST.GEORGES 16 9 7 0 18 7 ST.PAULS 16 8 8 0 16 8 BOSTON 14 6 8 0 12 9 NEW LIFE'"B" 15 5 8 2 12 10 KNOX 15 4 10 1 9 il NEW LIFE DEAF 15 3 12 0 6 12 ORAGE 13 1 12 0 2 We are Your "YEAR-RZOUND COMFOR1"P ealer Showroom ai TERRY ROWLEY Mon. -Wed. 8:BOom-500 Pm 92 Mi S. .Mechanical Imc. Thurs. & FrL B:00arn-B:0tPm Unt #3 878-1979 Saturday lO10: 00pm