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Netwo i.5 ,empIoyer'S... For more information e .qp&wAKET hoîhine at (905) 457- 4747 ext. 297 or Toil Fre a180-668-1179 ext. 3297 or 1TY at (905) 27-8630 ww.job smarke t . org Historic Village of Waterdown Weekdays Saturday >j , Sunday 7:00Opn-9:Opini 3:00Opmi-9:00Opin 1:00Opm -4:Opin Group reservations for 10 or more - Weekdays 6:30-7:00 pm Onlyl Contact us by E-mail: hauntedtours@hotmail.com TME ROTARY CLUB 0F WATEKDOWN Proceeds to Local communit Projects gin WEB SITE: www.waterdowfl-rotary.fnet HALTON REGION NOTICE 0F STUDY COMMENCEMENT Guelph Lino (Regional Road 1) Improvements Clasa Environmental Assesement Study The Regional Municipality of Halton is initiating a Class Environmeiital Assessment to study transportation operation operational issues in the Guelph LUne Corridor, trom 15 Side Road (Regional Road 15) northerly to 20 Side Road (Regional Road 34), in the town of Milton. The potential issues to be studied include road reconstruction, crosa-sectional elements, intersection, drtveway improvements, over-ali operations and the impact of such improvements on the social and natural environmients. This notice signais the commencement of the Clasa Environmental Assessment - a study which will define the problem, consider and evaluate alternative solutions and design concepts, and present the evaluation proceas to interested or affected individuals and agencies at Public Information Centres (PIC's). The study will be conducted in accordance with a Schedulê C project as described in the Municipal Class Envlronmental Assessment, by the Municipal Engineers Association, June 2000. A key component of the study involves the presentation of the evaluation procesa 10 interested stakeholders (public and regulatory agencies) at PIC's. Details regarding the forthcoming PICs will be advertised as the study progresses 10 provide interested stakeholders with an opportunity to meet the Project Team, review the study scope and discusa the issues related 10 the project including alternative solutions, environmental considerations and a preliminary liat of evaluation criteria. The map below shows the approximate limita of Information requesta or questions may be the study. directed to the individuals, below. Mr. Matt Krusto Project Manager wW . Regional Municipality of Hafton - M M l151Bronte Road n Qakville, Ontario L6M 3L1 Phone: 905-825-6000, Est. 7225 TtIl Free: 1-866-442-5866 (1-868-4HALTON) - Fax: 905-825-8822 A,~eaEmail: krustom@region.halton.on.ca SUb, JI 7a Mr. Jim HorIon, P.Eng. I I TRANS Consulting nc. 100 York Boulevard, Suite 608 RichmnondHill, Otario L4B 1J8 Phone: 1-905-882-4100 I Email:ljhorton@itrsnsconsulting.com www.region.halton.on.CaIppw/roads This notice issued 19"' October, 2001%N