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1O-The Canadian Champion. Friday, JuIy 27, 2001 SOMETHINGS SHOULD NOT BE THROWN AA So many modem products pride them- selves in being disposable - diapers, cameras, razors, pens, paper plates and contact lenses - to name a few. Some contemporary thinkers hold that every- thing ought to be disposable. However, there are some things that were meant to last forever. Often, I'm tempted to ask couples about to be wed, "Do you really know what you are getting into?"~ Marriage vows warn of tough sledding ahead, "For better, for worse, for rich- er, for poorer, in sickness and in Dave Morris, personal friend and parishioner, sent me the following anecdote: A software engineer wrote: Subject: Failed Upgrade Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program soon began unexpected child processing that took up a lot space and valuable resources. No men- tion of thîs phenomenon was included in the product brochure. 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Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. 1 cannot keep Wîfe 1.0 in thc back- ground while attempting to run some of my favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dancc 'n' Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I arn thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstaîl does flot work on this program. Once I tried to uninstaîl Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstal Procedure will abort." Can you help me please? Here was the reply from Tech support: Re: Failed Upgrade This is a very common problem among men, but it is done mostly to a primary misconception. Many pcople upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wifc 1.0 with the idea that Wifc 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAIN- MENT program. Witc 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and desigricd by its Creator to run every- MILTON GOSPEL HALL 306 Ontario St. N. - 878-3873 10:00 arn. - The Lords Supper 11:45 arn. - Sunday Sehool 6:30 p.m. - Gospel Service Wednesday 7:30 p.m. Prayer and Bible Study We believe and are sure that thou art that Christ, the Son of the living God. HOLY ROSARY PARISH h4itwww.gotden.net/-w ýJaetosip hotyeoaray-mhirnI ') 878-6535 (T.T.Y. 878-9044) HOLY ROSARY CHURCH 139 Martin Street Pi Mass at 5:30 pn. Saturday 9:00 arn., 10:30 as. Sunday ST. PETER ÇHURCH 9t1, Line àB iritannia No Mass Rev. David Wilhelm, Pastor Rev. Damien Schofield, Assoc. 1 F thing. It is unlikel y you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstail, delete or purge Wife 1.0 from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is flot designed to do this. Some have tried to instal Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system (sec manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child Support"). 1 recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF). The besi course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLO- GIZE. In fact, I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the per- formance of Wifc I1.0. 1 recommend Flowers 2. 1, Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5. Do flot, under any circumstanccs, SOMMSIE COMMUNITYCHUCH of The Chrisian & Missionary Aliance (formerly known as Miton Allianee Ck,,rch) 2850 DERBY RD. *Phone 878-5664 - Fax 878-6676 Pastor Greg Mecomhs New Summer Hours! 10:00 A.M. SUNDAY NMORNING WORSHIP SERVICE (Nursery care provided) "VBS" coming - Aug. 7th - Lth For more inf on our regular weekly ministries, please call the church office. We welcome you to... ST. PAULUS UNITED CHURCH 123 Main St. E., Milton Summer Sunday Worship 9:30 a.m. Guest Speaker - Iackie Jones Nursery & Camp "Churchapalooza" Rev. joIn enham judy Hunier, Director of Music Church office: (905) 878-8895 www.stpauismilton.org instaîl Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is flot a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damnage to the operating systemn. Properly supported, Wife 1.0 should run smoothly and effectively forever! Remnember, success in re1azýonships is flot about finding the right'person as much as in being the right person! Begin working on you! Make an investmnent into a brighter future by finding your way to a local church this week! Service times and locations may be found in the directory below. Submitted by Reverand Dan Rogge, Senior Pastor of New Life Church, (905) 875-1626 1 0:00 a.m. Worship Service Sermon Titie: "The Great Sheppard of the Sheep" Rev. Greg Macaulay - B.A., M.OIv. VicqORY BIBLE CHURON In toda 's world, there are tnany pressures that pull us in various directions. VBC is a church focused on learning how f0 apply the Bible to ail aspects of life. loin us for our services so you and vourfamily, can have victorv in your 1life. But thanks be to God, which..giveth us the victory through our Lord Jésus Christ. (1 Corinthians 15:57) 10:00 A.M. - Sunday Morvàing Worship Seniors ActiviL y Centre 500 ChiIds Drive (located by Allendale) "Living AVWctorious 14e ByThe Won 0f God" Pastor Charles Boyce (905) 875-2162 Email: cboyce@ interhop.net MILTON Grace Anglican ChurchTh avto SEVENTH-DAY 317 Main St. E., MiltonTh Savto r~ k .~4 1STthe Chu rch on the Hill Armny Church Tel. 878-2411 Fax 878-3005 CHURCH Nl%"%.Welome.to/Grace. 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