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Tise Canadien Champion, Frida June 16, 2000Ô- îl Try oneC or moreà of these suggestions so dad feels special on Father's Day Chances are pretty good that if you're a teenager you don't care too mucis thas Sunday is FaLher's Day. That'a because it's an annoyance to, you. It may mean a faimily dinner, instead of hanging out with your frliencls. Worse, you have to try and be nice to your father for as whole day, just because somebody somewherc asrtme time decrced it a epecial day. Itsa nos fair. Like, when ia Teenager'a Day? Don't even bother asking your father that ques- tion, hecause he'll just say: "Every day ix Teenager's Day." As if that's an original thought. What you need to do on this day la somehow make it work for you. There's no sense wasting a good opportunity like this. You're going to have to get him a prescrnt. There's no way around that. But theoe's no reason mhy you shotild have so spend a lot of your lisard- earned money. F'il let you in on a secret, anyway. Fathers juat like to feel apecial on Father's Day. You don't have to buy mucis of a gift. He's just wants to know tisat you ment out of your way to do something for him. And if your father feels special, he'a going to remember miso made hlm feel that way, and it's going t0 benefit you domu the road. Sec how il works? In any event, here are some ways to make your fatiser feel special or tome cheap gift ideas. - On Sunday, stant every sentence with:Yu sure didn't have it as easy as me do now, did you Dad?' St docan't matter what it is. Fathers aIl like to talk about how much rougher they had it as kida than they do soday. - Ask your father for advice on a personal mat- ter, Nobody's asking you to listen to it, but it makes them feel good to, pretend tisas somebody thinka their opinion ix worth sometlsing. 0 - Buy hlm som bacon. For tomner love bacon. It's leas tisan $5 and it than a tie. - Make sure that if you necd mioney, it tise day before, to ise's nos digging i ets for one day of tise year. - Inatead of your omn music, play day, and tell himn iso mucis better misen ise mas a teenager. Be sure to, music mas mucis more meaningful bac - Buy hlm tometising tisas is, "Ass Fatisere love tisose little gadgets, ans may neyer ute tisem, ofteu tisey're di~ eau te bought ciseap. - Sunday la going su be tise finali U.S. Open golf toumnament, and if ise he's probably, going to te matcising buy a golf magazine in any convenie ciseap tisat has a U.S. Open previem te a isandy little guide to have misile toumament and it milI be his most u of tise day. - Ask hlmi mietiser ise prefers you Harvard and te prepared to discuts merits of eacis. Your fatiser knows c fantasy, but he likes fantasies. - If you're going over to a friend's tise day, make sure you announce t "mallcing to a friendas houte, now." empisasis on tise malkJng. One day wi afier ail, ise isad to walk everywhere - Side with isim on a maIe versus femnale issue. You can say: "Il donst know why women neyer put tise toîlet seat back up. It's so inconaiderate.' - Ask your father if ise's bast weight recently, n the because some of yotsr female friends are saying *Tiss one is a little devious, but it milI put ii loose su a good mood for tise whole day. In tise momning, as k your father if he knew about tise big scratch mmalong tise whole aide of isis car. He miii ruah out- ason, fathera aide in a panic, aud when ise tees there really ian't tasses better one, he wili te exsoemely relieved and hsappy. -Get one of those fake note rings that look real you bormmw and malk arouud with it on. Aak your father if he nto his pock- likes is. He miii aay no, guarauteed. Then you say: "If you don't like it, then inm getsing rid of it." his for one Then go in tise otiser room and take is off. music mas -My teenagers couldn't care less about storica say isow Uic of when 1 mas a teenager, so, I save themn for tise k sisen. car misen iscyre a captive audience. You sisould een on -TV. jut ask isim misas it mas like for isim as your age. d wiie tisey You can prei.end to listen and care for one day. scounted and - Tell hlm tisat ail your friends tisink tisas ises thc coolet Dad. He'li probably believe you, too. round of risc - Offer to do tise baebecuing. He might tisink t 's a golf fats, a good ides, but it will drive ii absolutely nuts it. You cani tisat yois're nos doing it jus( right, and he wilI nc store for quickly bump you aside t0 show you hom it's ection. à cani done. Before long. you can be back doing nothing, watching tise samne as usual. seftsl prescrnt -Ask your fatiser about isis greatet sporting tri- umph. Every fatiser isas ose, and they ail love te, gtuYale or sel] asbout it. Mine, for example, mas scoring six tise relative goals iii one hockey game. My second best mas acii ýijust a scoring smo goals in tise last minute to win tise cisampionship one year. My third was... welI, you lîuuse during get tise ides. fiai you are, - Clean up your room. witis a iseavy -Buy isim tise new Trsgically Hip compact dite. on't hurt, and That gift idea one isn't for aIl fathers, but it works misen he was for me. On the Loo..se is publîshed elveîjny otheir Fr1. THANK YOU MILTON Milton Marlins Swim Team Tise season is coming to a clote and misat a seaton it isas been! Our pre-competitive amimmers ail cxcelled in lcarning nem smimming akilîs for racing. Tise competitive team isad a sremendously succesaful season including Jennifer Porenta competing aitie Olympie Trials. We would like to take this opportunity to thank family, friends and tise following sponsors for tiseir generosity and time in supporting our young smimmers. Your contributions aseissed miss our faîl meet, smim-a-tison and otlier fund raising efforts. A &P Chielsen Shoppems Drug Mari Brancier Lablaws (Miltan Mail) Buts Bamn Miltan Canveniesice Super Choice Domignos Pizza Milton Small Engines Giflas Pizza M & M Meata Country Market Great Canadian Mr. Sub Sylvia and Ron Mie Begel Pizza Hut flm Hortons Harveys Pizza Pizza WalcPotc Heritage Safety Quality Greens WaicPnte Produeta Seennes Exhaust W.R. Meadows Kentucky Fried Seams Canada Zetiers A special thank you is also extended to " Tomn of Milton, especially Mr. Krantz and Mr. Barnes " Our coacises, Emil aud Ehi Dimitrov and Laurs Goodman " AIl tise smimmcrs' parents s% lit, drive, clîeer and "sit in met scats" " AIl tise board menhu-us atnd citub volusteers wiso make things possible " Escis indivîduat suppsîrter 9'ou)re invitedf.. to an ELvening Of Israe( on lune 22. 2000 " Find out how you ceai join e speciel group deperture to, lsrael on November 13, 2000 for 10 days. " You will visit Tel Aviv/Jaffa - Masada - Golan - Galilee - Jeruselem and Bethlehem. " Bring a group of 15 people with you, and you trevel for FREE!- 10 Vour generosity wiIlri r he forgssttens e 10 Illu.o re n1ec w suXCrirng 1 hu Sinprgrme h them Feu.ar Swmprgrme The team satar Watch for details in the Miltas Fait 2000fWinter 2001 Cammunity Guide in us for an information eversing: Place: Ar£ X H0 # MiVe APWrICI/ ExPoevs~ 16 Martin Street, Milton Tel: (905) 878-2886 E-mail: travel@brucehood.com Date: June 22, 2000 Time: 7:00-8:30 p.m. Isracl presentation and refreshments served. ~By Invitation On(y - P(ease &V By June 19,1i, 200 irave with AN 'EXPO', A FAMILY DISNEY VISIT, ITALY... ATTENDANCE AT EXPO 2000 IN HANNOVER, GERMANY is reportedly welI beow what organizers were expeet- ing. Tise world exposition, whics held its grand opening on June 1, is averaging 70,000 visitors a day, far fewer tisan the hoped for 261,000. MORE THAN 150 COUNTRIES, including CANADA, are represented attse fair. EVER BEEN TO GERMANY - perisaps now is a good time to go! IV FAMILlES BOOKING WORLD 0F VACATIONS "Special 6 Night" packagea to the Walt Disney World Swan and Dolpisin in Florida for departures before Sept. 30 will receive free flight, accommodation and meals for the firat child under 10 years of age. (If tise fit child as under 18 years of age, they receive free flight and accommodation only.) Departures are from Toronto on Sundays with returu on Saturdays. e4' WANT TO GO TO ITALY? The Italian Government Tourist Office new location wiii be at 75 Bloor St. E., Suite 907 - Southi Tomer. Toronto. Ont.. M4W 3R9. Telephone (416) 925-4882. Fax - (416) 925-4799. This is a relocation from Montreal toi Toronto, effective June 19. YOU CAN GIVE THEM A CALL OR SEND A FAX for any information you may require - tisey are there for you -juat an your local travel agency ia to handie your bookings to thit fascinasing country me viaited a few yeart back. FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE LIGHT... a cruise hoated by Uic Association for Research and Enlightenment (A.RE.) miii sail from Miami to Key West, Playa del Carmen and Cozumel from Oct. 9-13, offering insights into spiritual enlightenment and ancient civilizationa. THE CRUISE WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE CARNIVAL'S "ECSTASY" and feature talka on reincarnation, ancient Egyptian mysticiam and meditation. Guestt can alto learu about dream interpretation and attend a lecture on "tise nature of intuition and psychic gifts." Another highlight will be a visit to the ascient Maya City of Coba. lntereated? - sec your travel agent pro! L_