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I The Canadian Champion, Irueiday, April 21, 1998 -7 OUR READERS WRITE Ail that 'administratium' impedes common sense Dear Editor: Needless to say, the Milton Ratepayers Association was somewhat disappointed with Milton council's inability to come to terms with the new political realities of less govemment. Local tribologists at great expense believe a concentration of a new element exists in the area of Victoria Park which we have tentatively named 'administratium'. This would rank as one of the heaviest elements known to man having no protons or electrons and thus an atomic num- It's to each his own, now, on religion Dear Editor: After reading Ken Campbell's rambling letter in a recent Champion, I am moved to ask some questions of my own. If he is correct in saying that "education never happens without someone's religion being taught", why cannot the basis of all worid religions be taught, instead of just the one he seems to support? Do we really have to choose one over the other and how do we really know which, if any, is the real truth? Why does Rev. Campbell resort to infantile name calling when describing those who challenge the "theistic" princi- ples he and (unbeknownst to me) the "overwhelming majority of Canadians" purportedly believe in? Are atheists any different than you or I? Are they not entitled to their own beliefs, as is Mr. Campbell? Should society fear them? Does he use the name "Marx" for anything other than pure shock value and its association with communism? Ideologies aside, are Marxists any dif- ferent than the rest of us'? Is he also assert- ing that our public schools are rife with Madonnas (tramps) and children with no morals? Are public school children any different than other children? Should they be feared as well? The most "dogmatic assertions" I have ever heard have come from Rev. Campbell himself. Calling another person with an opposing belief system "a mental- ly disturbed soul" with "irrational ranti- ngs" only reaffirms how narrow minded he is. How else can you explain a person who has already evaluated another man's soul on (apparently) Christ's behalf? No one, certainly not 1, is denying Rev. Campbell the right to fervently hold on to his own system of beliefs. What I, and I believe the majority of Canadians, are against, is the continual incessant shoving- down-our-throats of the views of flamboy- ant showmen such as Rev. Campbell. To each his own. Joanna Tilstra Milton Letters Welcomed The Canadian Champion wel- comes letters ta the editor. Letters must be signed and the address and the telephone number of the writer included. Mail letters to: The Canadian Champion, Box 248, Milton, Ont., L9T 4N9, or leave them at our office, 191 Main St. E. her of zero. lowever, it does have one neutron, 'ddmlostratiuol the rcactionuoi.urs inss than oSualy bc tuund pulluting the hesî appuinted 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice-neutrons and 161 a second. and beat raintained buildings sucb as Mtons assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an atomic 'Adrinistratiur' bas a lue of approxirately $280 per-aquare-fot tawn hall. mass of 247. three years, at which tire it does not actualiy The Milton Ratepayers Association hereby The particles are held together in the nucleus decay, but instead undergaes a rearganizatian in issues a waring taal Miltonians ta avaid any by a force that involves the continuous exchange which assistant neutrons (CAOs), vice-neutrons and ail contact with anything eranating frar of meson-like particles called morons. (tawn directars) and assistant vice-neutrons aur tawn hall as prelirinary studies indicate that Since it has no electrons, 'administratium' is (directars' assistants) each exchange places. adrinistratiur' can mutate and becore an air- like Milton council - inert. It can be detected Studies show that the ataric mass actuaily borne infection resulting in sirilar gaseous era- chemically as it impedes every common sense increases afler each rearganizatian sirilar ta aur nations sirilar ta those currently exuding in the reaction with which it comes into contact. tawn's lateat staff restructuring event. Research Victoria Park area as witnessed during tawn According to the discoverers, a small amount shows that adrinistratiur' occurs naturally in cauncil's recent downsizing discussions. of 'administratium' added to one reaction caused the atrnspbere. It tends ta concentrate in certain Paul Scherer, president it ta take over fours days ta complete. Withaut locations such as gveroent agencies. It can Milton Ratepayers Association DIA YREj:141 ION BEDS -the Sleep Factory j la À 17iÀsKSEÀVS