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Canadian Champion (Milton, ON), 1 Apr 1981, April Fools, D2

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- ~ic-v 7777-77- tiC mula nd t h-sird rsiie aterbave al, te d etasatlia bentacs tasar aaId ac ta a Trate ayiatrla sarady fiaiedout ta ovasly calti UtMestics. t cthtie arrivai ai chias liaspitat tie fattactng rtariaas visitais tram tisa cash daca Matin Si.ans inlls"ugisaad aditng an moraing when ha c'a muddy depthsaid the Mill St. aller tae Miatar nmergaary meting of malOeii îi,i tiui, iieii-O,. nwbeng ""r ippiii'i-ti'ih.iihi-itheI i nil lias n min lIed hstarydnad off. aresui n a saof ud tram tfor tamarriai liai paîtra qasckly italtan Ragannat Palice ana f idts tsatuotass Mtttaag the eitie la' estabihulass a apeasa aà- liave atao cltage anid ar- jeeys tissaugiste tis scaneldesed a viciai mas tens aiafflers tnasresi a mas ta litarasi- PeZ Matin S. ibus as se- 3Wa attean t sialpins Scientiste dis arrivai porsie th a dtaf a =Pod. iilon sitabo" mosSieread- OW proi ti are poaierig hmsthe APPON M Hadnasracaleilie cas itago. pondnthtisrt plue. speecll wS saihst tli Ha apparesly liai Saisi ern il:5may lhava ai ties tary asi secam- ispei ta daas a Issi- lois claieetantise buttersai maniai the oaiacen- lien secari far tise lainai lthe Ponddormant fer ev. cernai Lakea a short vas- manstes, btiengsilerei hIc eral hanisa einyata Tise policeman, a 17- Tise Miltas isa But a MayasGord yaar vetesa aiftise tasca Departaant lias eap- Kanta pettawst, tise apparantly lrale issin esuaiqllfoCaner ManaSi. largetisahieom of anclii aniliacane hysterlcal. ira tatian i ta tien an lie ta deterinne chat ta Palinsa mergncy tetainfaifise- ia cita tisa manstesclian wih h nwstatse-Milton news capital eaa palie iientiication This cesha an- seadilt ttiemefiis A.1. STEWART afilc-se caeon location nauncement hat ise PugetaSund ta iPMt nrta lTh boa d 1dIrectrs oa ai tise pond taliisg pic- majar Casadias ai US ai Sattlte, appeasinte lrug Adit Pragnam ( tarsa dily papers are etais- spea for thse otiessasales meetiq n s ei. 17,1981 .1t jui damai seaellaltSng nes e n h e sumissisp: appolalmeat and staff ru poasible, rapeate thlie Milton, surpasai many April 1.,1981. Clilef. loa esadenta. "Mltas's sucaes y lac AR. Sewart cas appç Manger osida, ha sai Bst Etta n Slrils, litle tacs, sushoard ai and tlanma Lunstaiy sas hacas graveiy casaaei edMan&"lasg iltas ofTiseiracters it f ait vie senir counsealr. Nrana abosut lise maunisg ipro- Vascauver Proeen, tisa lAI) te apan a buseau IhIs positon ons han aca r, blemas ai crocia canverg- ceaS aaaat's imajer dily tase. L etetssuen .4 1 Intereated citiseas wishing up la date 1information on the mon- star and plans are advis- î d ta check saill Town iHl ferhasastyulis. ENT NM1I the Hatn At"canada 'A.D.A.P.T.) et ils regelar 31 annanaated the ltawlng rstructare to a tafctec alaitet Execalve Directr as appalateit the paaltlaoa aLunshary lbas assamet qafst. Yours - while Our lasoni 2 Door Concord 100 4 Door Concord 11 4 Door Concord Station Wagon 152 jý .Ptu$sfrelght & P.D.I. OslssavavaiBoiy (onainNorthn Ataeiaaan tni o ô pmr- No R-aThiouaaltpeannW AS Sised iesyiftem 050,fr omA COLOS TMA.4ri MmiLI1q.U CLEMNTS OTeR New staff Ttis nesa addition to town staff ta keepin% a watch on tse otd post office dlock. The glant giraffe haa been tired to change thes posai- tion of the ctock banda chen necessary and keep Milon on tîne. miX TI£EONJEON A sec. eletrically teatei hala- dasaery apaned un Mais Sreet lait cesi. Sun hy tanner mayas Des Gar- don, lise shap clii esisse tisa latest de- sigeinta sua ec iwde.lansahave tees maie in claiete shap drig te awesltiAe*. t)E5A LISOK NTO COSPJ Miton Caunsal i delitut cash ta apni$15,00a tacard astsdyhy te Dectaca Bsiiness Intpsoemn Association ta change tae dataca hacl ta te cay it cas. Catasali heari sepaesestatilanfrais several dinasisaerchianta Sht te tasansfalk lihai Ste cap te dactac sued ta appeas. Tissy lrmiated a cameitta te Changete Dactaca Saci totaNnnal cammttes, hat an irtylngsp taetbuidingusud makisa Mata Streita Imr-isse avenne isteai af21 lnsa "Teaiscataca ta startig talant liSe avesy allier iscatasan," sui a reps-es- atativa frais te CDBN. "People are cwmtag daca ta sliap ad t're creckleg sus lunch havrs. We Wieil te cay i cas.' ELECTION Grisa Kerry of Caiplsellviile, iss asleite Sasiema Court ai Canada te ssiliy te ecani elerilsu sesslta. Ms. Kerry lalma lir asmsa ami an thse notera' liai aitaugh shse lai e- gisissai mass ihan ico ceelia prier ta te alecias. Premier BillDavis saiise caanit cancanea icltte prtesi athougis ha soettiera case maisy vtlag rreg- uiaritian dartag tise elecllss. ta an esirta cfini issyerseCas te masy usoli hami.taMlton, Ceai lest cmli appraved a plan chiac ii ses Hlghcay 401 detoued iraotsegl dacatasan Milon atite homes ara nild. Cnstrusiola teapeclai ta hega lmmnedistely. Mayas Geai Eranizands masaters af casacil cil lisahifttaoa te 401 fiseging daca cmarsnd sedlr- ertiisg hesatrosglthlie tacs. Welcama Wagon iromtaei ta eistt nolUnieers frais te lacet anon of Art- ttic Dascars Witut Clothes. nea unies pigai ta dasata susse nf heir "off" inte tate plan. HOCKEY PARTY Mtisers aifihoatey piayers cltMi- tas Mines Hceay hava asgaalsei a caman's-aady party ta te hnid ai te Sapse Cemisunlty Centra. Italipisnse ceD forgains. ai ahanas, a maie stripper and a deer prise. Tise doser ai the dans prise getsaa date citaGarry MeAuUiife. LIBUR RTORAnON m IluSOuAUSYSmIwxy- ma menmmu suau.. m * ..Before you need theI * hip waders Call the I ~ ('?LIBRA RESTORATIONSI I -*-a 24 HOIJRS ADAY Mg ", Pesure tlt n h apa.,, a BUOMY$gOAnatat iglhlltand alcanger tantae original canciele. ^bsMk $ Cacks pressrai ledthet l ia l @Nt n la ieccssaiy ta dig *ASVAMA u p aipaios. trisaaays ai landsaping et dafinite clvii if * canfaredt la satios sang exctavain AS ai tn ear Aycakdbsm n atliai lie palatial of allaiiî caata ctainte aai baeasatM castigdamage la fusiilm i tîrus aid atai solualls Plasthlita tasituily ofstrctullrel* Idamai. iitladiig fotig ~ URA RESTORATIONS NC. SiuuuA,sM. m x ua~I~ oeuU Xiu u 1 ShareUfe si. THE ARCHDIOCESE 0F TORONTO APPEAL for the education of priests, the developing nations, and Catholic harities. The Shareife Appeal is now five years old, with this campaign for 1981 funding of its Partners. The recipients of ShareLife funds throughout the Archdiocese of Toronto, and in the Third World, are served according to local nes ... and are served on a non-denomidnational basis. Christian ife values are integral to the spirit of these services. A meent movie encouraged ahl of us to THINK GOD! Shareife encourages us to THINK GOD and THINK OUR FELLOW MAN AS WELL! In thinking of our fellow Man, as hie and she are served through ShareLife, you are being challenged to resond ... today. Support our services through your local Catholic parish office or by contacting: SHARELIFE 355 Church Street Toronto, Ontario M5B 1Z8 (416) 977-6217 Receipts for tax deductible donations are iSSUed. (Reg. Cunadiasncharitahle Nsmter - No. 0420i9-05i-13) SHARtELIFE SUNDAY, APRIL 59 1981 I s

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