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Whitby Free Press, Wednesday, Septeiber 9, 1992, Page 7 PAGE SEN Cabinet chit-chat Bob Rae, and his NDP goverriment i Ontario have,~_ two more years to convince voters.that socialism ahould have a,.futwre. Ut us listen in on a. recent meeting of the Ontario Cabinet. BoDb Rae: No more of that chanting atuff, 'Premier 45Oye Bob, Premier, Bob, Premier Bob .. What we need are W~5l' ideas. Yes, Floyd? HK<I Floyd Laugh-rrn i1 read somnewhere that a good belly Iaugh speeds recovery from uyjury or operation or sickness. What we need in cabinet is a few Iaughs. A fimny thing happened to me on the way to this Cabinet meeting ... Rae: Thanks, Floyd. I meant political, ideas. We need to show the voters that we cari Iead with good old ___________________________________ socialist gusto. Toew Slipsoap: I have one from the educational fronti. Make that two. Firt, we're gonna eut streaming ini high schools. Just too much of it-goirig on. Arid we're Igonria start testing students, you know,ý, like test drivmgcars off the assembly brie. Voioe mîmber twoc What is this streamirig that'a been* going on in high schools? That more of that 1 depraved stuf teenagersthink up when they got flot enough to do? eIsithawhrthyakof V-iée number «n: tta hr hytk f ail their clothes and run acrose the football field? ]Pm glad you're cutting that down, Tony. PiUoery le it too early to open another training centre for prison guards? So we have well-rounded, typical, Canadian, young people ini prison. I meai, as guards. Voeoe twoc Last time you tried that. we ended up with rourid-bellied, half-cut types who weren't exactly liberated. PiIkey:. Now that's unfair. My prison guards take............ as anylibrtis as any group, maybe more. %v. You're right, ALI s too early. How're things' côn'on -the energy front? Charlatan: ' Rememnber that idea about the BROOK SMRET LOOKUÇG SOUTH FROM MARY STREET,. C. 1930 refrgertors Wecoul stll ive hos awa, sve Terewaslittie traffic on the main street of Whitby during the Depression of the 19308. At elecriciy, ceatejobs...left is the Royal Hotel which served meals for 50 cents., The sign in the centre of the picture Firat voice: You mean that one where we give i o ei rtes etmre.WhItby Aa=Mvmihoo Éevyo in thep rovince a new refrigerator, gather up departinent shoul<1 know about?* Whitbr Dunlops.,Hockey Club la advertising subscribersd seats for the conung season at Pi~rst vce: One of our election plariks was to offer the Whitby Commumity Arena. honest goverrment, warts arid ail, and stop trying to bambooele the people. Could maybe we go back to that? Raem Good principle. ' le just that when you're a little dumb and awfully green, honesty only spotlights the manure on your boots. Manure neyer gets elected.10YERAG Chraa:Hey, Bob, try this. One, estimate Bsaya from the Friday, September 9, 1892 edition of the it'l cost ariother $12 bilion to dismantle Darington. WIMnw Cmu»NICLIE That ahould get the construction unions back to work,* Daniel Whitney wants a public weigh scale placed et bis hotel at Whitby Jumction. lead us out oftbia recession. l he Town has spent $478 oni relief to the needy this year. Ham Thatea good. Theri piece by piece, we could * Boys who steel crops from gardens and orchards will be made an exemple of in police bury ithi old eiaoa ot f ubr.A &i nspecter from, the Department-of Education has praised fWhitby's MechanicE' Institute Whaedaya tbirik. Shelel? library. ~ ~ wwia~' ei1 bi~ i~"ii1~.~ ~~iI96oT _________