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PAGE 8, WH1TBY FREE PRESS, WEDNESDAY, JULY 5,1989 Fundraîser for Lung Association THEý ST. ANDR.EWS SOCL[ETY will golfing torm before (left to right) hold a golf tournament on Saturday, Airport course owner Bruce Sum- Sept. 2 at Airport Golf Club with mers, re:,gional- chairman Gary Her- proceeds going to the Lung Associa- rema, Rob Reid and Jim Gormnley of tion of Durham Region. Above, Osh- the St. Andrews Society. awa Mayor Allan Pilkey shows his Free Press photo JUST GOT EVEN BET~ER Now there are even more reasons to open an Ontario Home Ownership Savings Plan (OHOSP). If you are saving to buy your f irst home, consider these OHOSP advantages: *OHOSPs now offer the option of investing in higher yield Guaran- teed lnvestment Certificates (GICs). *You may also qualify for a full or partial refund of land transfer tax paid on the purchase of your home. *Qualifying OHOSP planholders are eligible for an annual OHOSP tax credit ... up to $500 per person and $1 ,000 per couple. Find.out more! Can you afford to wait? For information, contact your near- est financial institution or caîl the Ministry of Revenue toîl free: " 1-800-263-7965 (English enquiries) " 1-800-668-5821 (French enquiries) " 1-800-263-7776 (Telephone Device for the Deaf) om Gwn SavoinsPlan 'p Bernard Grandmaitre Minister of Revenue Ontario IRYAN COOPER cheers on participants of a recent Ibowling party for the families of the Durham IAssociation for Fanuly Respite Services.I I Vince Ohprecio-Free Pros, photoI Appreciation evening Durham Association for Fainily Respite Services recently held an appreciation evening for its volunteer relief provi ders at North End Bowl in Oshawa. Durhami Association for Famidly. Respite Services is a conxmunity- based, non-profit organization funded by the Ministry of Community and Social Services. The prograni provides short-term respite for familles in Durhamn Region who are caririg of home for a developmentally or physically handicapped member. The volunteers generously open thefr homes to these handicapped individuals to give the families a break from the constant cars that is often required. Anyone who lives in the Durham Region and is interested in becoming a volunteer relief provider, contact the program office at: 668-3812 or 427-3541. Girl mjured i fireworks display *A 1-year-old Whitby girl received a humn and a bruise on ber leg wben a roeket misfired. during a fireworks display at Cullen Gardens hast Saturday niÉbt. pLurham Regional Police report Julie McMeben was in a crowd wben the rocket misfired an4 landed in tbe crowd. McMeben, of Renfiehd Cres. was the only person injured. BILL SWAN: Nine weeks FROM PAGE 5 Radio: (to the tune of Are You Sleeping?) "Somatotropin, somatotropin, Super milk Super milk drink it in the morning drink it in the evening slurp it up slurp it Up."l Or television: (In the background, sprinters and other athletes run and jump. A figure in the foreground hoists a cold, sweating glass of a white liquid.) "i. My name's Janile Astraphan. IJprescribe Super Milk ail the time. aotonly good but it's also undetectable. Remember, if you want to be Super Fast drink Super Milk!" F"m sure those of you with a sense of humor get the idea. (Editor's note: Bill Swan teaches journalisin at Durham College and bas juat seven weeks vacation left and basn't mentioned the big hole in bis backyard )nce.) AVAILABLE AT ONTARIO FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS rsh