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PAGE 6, WE9?NESDAY, MARCH 13, 1074, WHITBY FREE PRESS BRIRD '*S EVE Nothilng But The Bore Truth Is nothing sacred anymere? Every time yeu turned on the television or went to the movies there were naked bodies flotincing aIl over but, gasp, new they have invaded the public dornain. Cal it wbatever namne you cheosel, streaking is, if you'll pardon, barely here and already it's a roaring success. Except at Henry Street High Sehool anyway. The way 1 hecar it the streaker bit a dead end and wcund up in a closet. It's a damn sharne hew amateurs everun everything. This young mnanrinay have hiad the best of intentions but bis escape plan was absolu tely rot ten. 1 guess bis running left a lot te be desired tee and brash fulîness hie just didn't have. A 1professional streaker svculd hiave known die escape is just as important as the actual streak. Whien yeu think about it anv fool cani expose imiiself and run around like a îurkey at Thanksgiving but enly a streaker can pull off the wvhole routine wih gsto and style and get away. Obviously there's more to si reaking ilhan nmeets the eve. Just running through a crowd isni't geod enouigh unless yen have a getaway planned and rendezvous with your clothes. This is assuming that you don't want te streak cff into the suinsei like Tomi Mix. It's aise abvicus the terni is new even rthcughi degenier- ates aren't. istory mighit have taken a different course if there bad been this farnous saying '- To streak, or net te streak, that is the naked question." Or how about Juliet, standing in yen windew askitîg, "Romee, eh Romieo, where art thon Romeo?" And from a bystander, 'Romeo art streaking tbrougb the lien pen at the forum, love." Who kncws, streaking rnay yet affect history. l'mi waiting for tricky Dick te, get Up in front cf bcth is fans, and with the dignity that belongs te the President lie will say, "My fellow Americans, let me make this perfectly clear, I amn the President and I say this streaking stuff must corne te a halt. lt's bad for the eccncmy, knicker sales are down, and besides it's almost impossible te plant a bug on somnebody wvhe isn't wearing any clothes." If iMark Spitz bad streaked te bis aquatic victory would we have loved imii as rnucb? Don't answer that girls. 0f course if Custer bad streaked it might net have been bis last stand. He could have gotten away while the indians were busy closing their mouths. And how about Florence Nightingale?? If sbe lhad streaked on bier rounds the miracle cf niedicine migbt have been more noticeable. for the nerve wouldn't hurt either. Footwear is optional but I would sincericly suggest a pair cf Captain Flash rnning shoes as fleet of foot is cf primie imnportance. The one thing yon'Ill really need - miake that twe things- is fi rst, a fooîproof escape plan and the second is bail money in case the first tumns eut net te be focîproof. After yen figure eut your escape plan make sure your clothes are witbin easy reacb, and yet bidden in case some wino comes along and tbinks Santa bias left him a belated clothing parcel. Many a streaker has made good bis escape only to nearly freeze te death while Iooking for bis stolen clothing. Last but net Ieast run quickly, but mun proudly, chest eut and head high in the true tradition cf the greatest streaker of them al.......Lady Gediva. REPORT During the week of March 4 to March 10, 1974, offlicers of Whitby Detachment on traffic patrol investigated 13 motor vehicle collisions in which 2 persons were irjured and property damnage amouinted to $8,500.00. 192 charges were laid under the Highway Traffic Act. Officers on general law enforcemnent investigated 2 thefts, 1 occurrence of malicious damnage, 1 disturbance, 4 liquor infractions, arrested 4 inpaired drivers, and apprehended 5 persons wanted by other police depart- ments on outstanding warrants. SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRUCKERS USING HWY. 401 CONSTRUCTION AREA. On Thursday and Friday of last wcek, in two separate occurrences, loatded tracter trailers pulled onto the soft shoulders and sank past tie axies in thie mud. The shoulders frein Churcb Street, Pickering through te Rouge River Bridge are extremecly scft due te thie recent rains, So il yen weuild like te save yoursell a costly t(>W bill, donft usc thie shetîlders iii this area except iii an emiergency. Fcashion Show At Harwood Harwvood Secondary Scheool is lavîing .a spring and sunmrer fashiion show. Mardi 28th iii the Harwoed Plaza fromn 7:30 p.mi. r ili abouit 8:30 p.nm. Admnission price only 25 cents. Ceffee and donuits wiIl aise be en sale. Proceeds te bce used for graduation costs and banquet. CARE's nutritious meals help 25 million children to a healthier* future. Two dollars provides food for 180 hungry children in the world's de- veloping nations. Send you dollars to: CAR E Canada Dept. 4w 63 Sparks St. Ottawa Ki P 5A6 WHY PAY MORE? SA VElo On Premiîum Qualiiy FUEL OUL STOVE OIL PROMPT, COURTEOUS SERVI'CE CALI 668&331 News Tip- Award Raymnond Charest, 12, 134 Byron St. N., Wbitby, proudiy dîsplays the flive-dollar bill he won from the Wbitby Free Press for "The Best News Tip cf thie Week". Raymnond net only "tipped-off" the Free Press about the "nman buried on Brock St. S." (see story page 1), bùt also aise supplied details and photos. _ Free Press Photo Young People HoId Service The yoting people cf Rossland Road Free Methodist Church. Witby, wilI conduct the evening service Sunday, Marcb l7tbi at 7 p.m. with specials in nusic and seng. An added feature will be an outstanding youth speaker from Richnmond College, Toronto, wbe bas dene consider- able work sith yeutb acrcss Canada in Coffee Bible Clubs, and reaching Youtb for Christ across our country. Whitby Prof essional Firefig9hters Assoc. Local 2036 Presents Chilldrený's Film Festival Mon. & Tues. March 18 &19 *Brock Theatre :30 p.m. 75C For tickets Cal:- Don Ferguson Jim Corner Herb Edwards IN AID 0F LOCAL CHARMTES Il' 728-7289 668-3508 668-4673 I ~~~~1 THE WHITBY RED CROSS BI OOD DONOR CLINIC Date: Wednesday, March 20, 1974 2 p.m. te 4:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. te 9 p.m. at the CANADIAN LEGION HALL Byron Street South WHITBY Nom-