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WHITBY FREE PRESS, Thursday, February 24th, 1972, Page 5 1SFROM A BIRD'S EYE VIEW J/M OUA/I I can't count the number of times. As r e g ular as clockwork, about once ev- ery six months, somebody confronts me w i th a glass of dubious looking cloudy liquid. "Itts some new home made wine t made, try it! "Thought 'd Die" Did you ever see that TV commercial wheretheguysays, "Try it, you'll like it! "Well lim theguy who says, "Thought 1 1 d die! "How can you refuse ? Here's t h e g u y standing right in front of you st1 o s h ing this stuffall over your best suit and asking for your opinion on his I a t e s t creation. So my brain sends a message to my stomach that says, "Get ready stomach, here comes World War 3. " An d I grit my teeth and drink the stuff. Vinegar Connisseur Ony once or tw ice have 1 had to phone the hospitat and tel them to canceit the order for the stomach pump crew. Most of the time the stuff is even worse than texpected. Howdoyouexplain to people th a t you're not a connoisseur of vine- gar ? After the shock waves have settled and my voice returns 1 stand there like a s t u p id fool and say, "It's not bad at' ail. " Sure it's not bad! tt's awful! But t never had the hear t to break a drunk's he ar t . My only revenge is to sit back and watch him accost his next victim. One morning, it was one of those mornilngs after, I was thinking there had to be another way to get back at al thesevintagevinegar makers. After all TheWhitbyMinor Baseball Associa- tion this week announced the appointment of Convenor s for the 1972 baseball season. Muschett returned W i n s t on Muschett returns as Con- venor of the Tyke Division, his second year at the post. The Tyke group is the largest of the Association's divisions, and is made up of the youngest boys playing organized baseball in the com- munity. In 1971, there were 234 boys in the Tyke Division, playing in a 13 team House League and with the K of C c l u b which represents Whitby in the Eastern Ontario Baseball Association. Muschett came to Whitby from Wexford where he was active in basebal1 circles. Since moving to Whitby he has coached teams in the W. M.B.A. House League andalsoservesas a Director on the W. M. B.A. executive. In its four year his- tory the W. M. B. A. has had an increased registration each season and Associa- ti on officials expect that registration may exceed 500 in 1972. Wafters to head Pee-Wees The Pee-Wee group, made up of 10- 12 yr. olds will be headed up by Bill Watters a familiar name on the local b a s e b at1i scene. Watters, an ardent basebal1 enthusiast and worker, played minor basebal in Whitby, and in later years became associated with the Osh- MY.LOVE AIFFIR WT11 THE GRAPES the y were glutting the vinegar market an d prices were bound to drop. About a w e ek 1ta tert1 hit on the solution...t1 w ou td rmake my own wine and It would be my turn to go out and poison the whol e world. ie Instruction never right anyway The instructions looked simple. Well m ay be vague would be more the word. Anyway here I was on the threshold of a great career as an oenologist.,(Look that one up in your "Funk & Wagnallt"). So lIfiguredwhat the heck, the instruc- tions are never right anyway. Cherry beer? imixed al 1 the ingredients in a plastic garbage pa il and put a plastic sheet over the whole mess. Would you believe it, about three days later the mess had an enormous head on it. In fact for a w h i I e I thought I had invented cherry beer. Af te r the fifth or sixth day you're su p p osed to siphon the mess into jugs an d put special caps on the jugs. Wel ai that siphoning of alcohol nearly p a r a lyzed my tips, and t did have one smal I accident. i had the pail on the c o un ter in the kitchen and the jugs on the floor. The siphon hose was in one j ug an d I heard something exciting on TV. I got caught up in the spirit of the TV program - and the jug overflowed. When t went to clean it up it didn't look as bad as first appearances. About fo ur days tater t discovered what happened to atl that wine t had awa Legion Baseball Association when he made a valuable contribution to that organization as a coach and executive member. With the formation of the W. M. B. A. and the resurgance of baseballt inWhitby, Watters has been anxious to ge-t- back into the Whitby baseball pic- ture, and his baseball knowledge and experience will be of great help to the W. M.B.A. in '71 the Pee-Wee Division: had an eight team House League and the Whitby Legionaires, playing in the E. O. .A. Twining & fillier to guide Bantams Ron Twining and Alex Fillier are going to share responsibi-lity for guiding the Bantam group in the coming year. In 1971 two Whitby House League Clubs pI ay e d an interlocking schedule with teams of the Oshawa Legion Baseball Association, which created a spirited r i vat1 r y in the loop. 1ttseems almost certain the Bantam group will be ex- panded in the coming season as boys move up from the Pee-Wee bracket. PLUMBING DISCOUNT FIXTURES & SUPPLIES 701 Brock st. N. Whitby 20% DISCOUNT DIRECT TO YOU Hours a. to 9 p.m. Mon-,Fri Sat. 9a.m. to 5 p.m. 668m6601 s p i 1led. It had run through a crack In t h e fi o o r a nd dripped into the base ment... right into a hamper ful I ofeclo- t h e s b e s 1ld e the washing machine. It w ou t dn't be fair to the cause of Wom- en's Liberation to print what happened upon discovery of the clothes hamper. Not bad t al To make a sticky story short - the w !ne didn't turn out too bad. (They ali sa y that don't they!) So now t have all this beautiful wine that t'm going to let ail my friends try out and some of itis at Ieast three months old. 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